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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Get Deported From Spain After Returning €4,250 He Found - Photo by Ifakiland(m): 5:20am On Nov 20, 2022
How will you expose yourself as an alien in a foreign land....dem plenty for uk here, illegal immigrants go wan dey claim right smh
Health / Re: Final Year Student In Okopoly Commits Suicide After Girlfriend Dumped Him by Ifakiland(m): 5:09am On Nov 20, 2022
Good things he's gone, he wouldn't have survived life outside school anyways. If he can kill himself cos of a foolish gender....how he go take cope with "unfortunately" mails from recruiters
Religion / Re: Woman Stops Giving Tithes In Church, Uses The Money To Build House For A Widow by Ifakiland(m): 4:42pm On Nov 19, 2022
DaInferno:
I'm no pastor...but things like this sha. Its a nice gesture, very good and commendable.

But people just think they are wise- wiser than God even. Baba say bring 1/10 to my household and keep 9 and do whatever you please with it.

Not building houses with His 10% grin

MODIFIED

People quoting bible for me and/or asking me where what I said is in the Bible don't even pay tithe or help the needy grin.

I'm not dragging anything with anybody. That one no consign me. I no get strength for epistles . Yall just like quoting the verses that best suit you. cheesy

Get this, whether you build 100 houses for people without paying your tithe, God is still gonna question you. He's ways are not ours.

As far as I'm concerned, that "kind" lady ate her 90% and used God's 10% to build house for some body.

You can do whatever you want with 90% such as giving, building etc.
... But 10 is for God. Even if most "men of God" mismanage this funds, that's between them and Him.
Use gun come collect the 10 for my hand....lazy pastors....na for tithe matter their vien dey strong
Agriculture / Re: Hundreds Of Sheep Have Been Walking In A Circle For 12 Days Straight In China by Ifakiland(m): 7:54pm On Nov 18, 2022
Righteousness2:
That's some mysterious event.
GOD is using them to pass a message about the times we are in .

Folks, This World is at the tip of the edge.
There is about to be a gathering in the skies.
A gathering that will separate the Sheep from the Goats.

Live Ready oooo! JESUS is Coming!!
Werey
Family / Re: Ibrahim Yunusa Bature Detains & Starves His Wife, Sadiya For One Year (Photo) by Ifakiland(m): 10:30am On Nov 16, 2022
dre11:
Cousin Of Nigerian Ambassador To Kenya Detains, Starves Wife For One Year In Yobe, Family Demands Justice



https://saharareporters.com/2022/11/16/cousin-nigerian-ambassador-kenya-detains-starves-wife-one-year-yobe-family-demands
She look fine to me, it's their way of life over there...also why put the ambassador into the matter
Celebrities / Re: Mayweather Gets Dubai Royalty's Permission To Enter Country After Refusal by Ifakiland(m): 9:38pm On Nov 15, 2022
StagethemTVee:
Although many people consider Floyd Mayweather a big deal, the professional boxer ran into some trouble while trying to enter Dubai after his plane had landing issues.


Video footage captured the 45-year-old talking to Dubai officials after they alighted the plane. Calls were made and some exchange if words with officials. The two men shook hands, and Mayweather was on his way.

“Problems landing in Dubai but Floyd is connected as high up as you can go!! Royalty was called and he was greenlighted in less than 30 [seconds],” said the caption.

While Floyd Mayweather and his crew recorded Dubai officials, posted and bragged about it without any penalties, the Nigerian lady Dunchi Lar was not as lucky as she bagged 1 year in jail for same action.1


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD5CjWBEZnI


Source: https://www.hotnewhiphop.com/449744-floyd-mayweather-gets-dubai-royaltys-permission-to-enter-country

You're mad for comparing mayweather with some uncultured content creator girl smh

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Culture / Re: Why Do Africans Spend Large Amounts Of Money Having European Weddings? by Ifakiland(m): 10:10am On Nov 15, 2022
Ohislee:
1- White wedding came with Christianity. As a Christian, one feels fulfilled been joined in the church.

2- Ladies always insist even when men are not interested thereby increasing the wedding budget.
Oponu say white wedding came with Christianity ode
Crime / Re: Bandits Demand N10m To Release Corpse Of Man They Killed After Collecting Ransom by Ifakiland(m): 8:16am On Nov 14, 2022
EBMedia:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck6HKHRNC6W/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Make dem pay na, why the noise...no be same same dem be...abeg next
Celebrities / Re: Davido Weds Chioma Rowland Traditionally - Gistlover by Ifakiland(m): 8:12am On Nov 14, 2022
Corporate2020:


This your madness is generational and incurable
Don't mind the biafra mugu.....they had to carry their broke family and villagers to the afonja rich man house to collect the dowry lolzzzzz....also davido paid the money so he can have access to the son's body, not cos he wanted to marry the bish....but dey won't let us hear word

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Weds Chioma Rowland Traditionally - Gistlover by Ifakiland(m): 8:07am On Nov 14, 2022
The way Igbo dey poke nose for davido matter ehn, I wonder if it will be sane if chioma was a yoruba girl....una no wan let rich man pikin rest. Lol he didn't pay the baby mama brideprice in other to marry her, he only paid it to have access to burying his son. There's a BS trad in Igbo that say a girl can open legs for a man she's isn't married to, but the product of the banging belongs to dem....lol see as dem dey happy like say dem win battle cos a yoruba boy paid some millions on their fornicator. Smh

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Celebrities / Re: Femi Otedola Gifts Daughter DJ Cuppy £5,000,000 House For Her 30th Birthday by Ifakiland(m): 4:59pm On Nov 13, 2022
Where as one broke father somewhere is waiting to eat his "labour" from a child that's jobless lolzzzz broke parents that has turned their kids to retirement plans

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Romance / Re: Can I Get Married To Her Now Or It’s Too Early? by Ifakiland(m): 4:38pm On Nov 13, 2022
humility101:
I met this lovely lady (30 yo) online 2 months ago. She is in Nigeria and I’m in the Uk. We have been actively chatting, phoning and having lots of facetime. She’s got all they qualities I need in a wife. She has also gone to see my peeps once and they said nice things about her.

I’m planning on wedding her this Christmas and she can join me immediately (UK can be very lonely without a partner) on a dependent visa.

But sometimes I pause and ask myself, I hope I’m not rushing this whole thing? I hope she is not pretending to be nice? I hope she truly loves me? I hope she is not seeing me as a means to japa? A lot of questions going through my mind. This is marriage and I don’t wanna make mistakes.

Advice me please.

Sha no hide your id when you move the leeches to the uk and she ask you to move out of your house mumu, 2 months you wan bring girl come uk....una no dey even learn

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Crime / Re: Someone Scammed Me by Ifakiland(m): 9:41pm On Nov 12, 2022
kayusely70:
I need suggestions on how to nab someone who duped me of 10000. The person claimed to help me secured a loan from his working place. He said o have to pay a deposit of 10000 as a sign of my ability to repay 100000 loan. He asked some personal details about my person which convinced me he's genuine. Ive his bank account details. Kindly help me to trace him and save others from falling a victim.
Werey like say you getbplans pay back the 100k loan before....you were dey owe multiple loaning apps no gree pay....karma don catch you, you sef don feel how the apps feel mumu
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Stopped Talking To Me Because She Needed A ₦‎3 Million Wedding by Ifakiland(m): 5:15pm On Nov 11, 2022
captaininiobong:
Hy guys, I don't know if you have been in this, my woman that agreed to be the mother of my kids as stated by her recently stopped talking to me, picking my calls because she needed a 3million naira marriage.

I told her please why not we do moderate and use the remaining for investment. She said no. The three million is even small.

When I asked her what will we use the 3million to do, she said to buy furniture for the home. Uptill now she doesn't pick my calls, reply my chat if not that no be God showed her to me I would have deleted her number off my phone but am still keeping it for a reason I don't even know.

We have been together for long, not until a friend of mine got married and I told her they did thier marriage not less than 300k, then she said it's a big lie.
God can't show you should a bish as a wife....smh una never marry the werey don dey use silent treatment manipulate you, later na no sex she go dey use get you to bend your will....better break up with the bish. Simp dey say if not dat God showed her to me ode
Politics / Re: 2023: Analysis Of Six States With The Highest Registered Voters by Ifakiland(m): 4:38am On Nov 11, 2022
lhordspy:


Seems like you are the one getting fvcked here. Tinubu is your next president. The earlier you come to reality with that. The better.
Your president....I'm not in your country....if you like vote in anods abacha....that's your business....I'll be fine in Canada where I am. Fools
Health / Re: HIV Patient Confesses To Mixing Her Blood With Zobo To Sell To The Public (Video by Ifakiland(m): 2:32pm On Nov 10, 2022
Bvlgari:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahjkTKvcvJo

Wait a minute shocked What did she just say??

Lady confesses to mixing her blood with Zobo to sell after contracting HIV shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Be careful out there folks!!!

Source: Wazobia FM Lagos
lol shes a fool, hiv cant survive outside body fluid na mumu dey worry the she goat.
Politics / Re: 2023: Analysis Of Six States With The Highest Registered Voters by Ifakiland(m): 10:32pm On Nov 09, 2022
lhordspy:
Ahead of the 2023 general elections, analysis of the preliminary register reveals that six States of Lagos, Kano, Kaduna, Rivers, Katsina and Oyo have the highest registered voters.

Anything to give you hard on is allowed. Carry on
Crime / Re: Soldier Stabs 34-year-old Man To Death In Abia (Graphic Photo) by Ifakiland(m): 9:53pm On Nov 08, 2022
mystery22:
you very stupid,may his fate await you..
His fate can't await me cos I no dey fight with uniform men....go fight one make you die like fowl mumu
Travel / Re: If Every Nigerian In Canada And Uk Is Offered 1 Million Dollars Will They Japa by Ifakiland(m): 9:02am On Nov 07, 2022
sukkot:
is like your head is paining you how is 200 thousand naira monthly 16600 weekly ?
Your papa die for Nigeria if you like....I no send you message

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Crime / Re: This Man Is Wanted by Ifakiland(m): 8:22am On Nov 07, 2022
seglabsy:
go and be shouting like a dog,I Know you are also part of 419,may all of you perished
You deserved to be scammed....you don't need travel agent to get visa but dummies like you won't hear word....oya pay me 500k for Canada and USA visa pay 1m and I add Mexico visa to it mumu man

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Crime / Re: Loan Shark Have Started It Again by Ifakiland(m): 8:16am On Nov 07, 2022
Amarahobu:
You must be a fool to say you support whatever they do to get back there loan, do you know how many people who has lost there life do to character assassination by loan apps, since when did borrowing money and being unable to pay back become a criminal offense?

Werey go pau your debt....borrow borrow broke ass nig
Crime / Re: Video Of D Guy Dat Shot His Ex Girlfriend by Ifakiland(m): 8:11am On Nov 07, 2022
Fireboy02:
According to d guy, he said she's d one accommodating and spending on her from day one,
Dats from when she was a jambite to a law graduate, u know how much money law students spend. Now she don wise up say he's not he's type.
What a wicked world.

Graphic content pls
https://youtube.com/shorts/JqKEDPCKdes?feature=share
Hope you shot her thrice....two for each boobs and one for her pusssy
Crime / Re: Soldier Stabs 34-year-old Man To Death In Abia (Graphic Photo) by Ifakiland(m): 8:09am On Nov 07, 2022
Metrix147:
A 34-year-old man identified as Offor Uchenna has been stabbed to death by a soldier attached to a Chinese construction company in Umuahia, Abia state, ABN TV reports.

ABN TV gathered that an altercation ensued between the duo at about 10am on Saturday around Umuahia railway station.

The private soldier, Saeed Sabo of the 82 division of Nigerian Army Enugu was said to have stabbed Uchenna, a native of Olokoro Umuahia in Umuahia South Abia state on the right hand of his chest, below his breast.

He was immediately rushed to the Federal Medical Centre Umuahia for treatment where he was certified dead.

ABN TV reports that the suspect has been handed over to the Police for further investigation and possible prosecution.

The deceased has been deposited at the mortuary for autopsy.

Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/soldier-stabs-34-year-old-man-to-death-in-abia-graphic-photo/

Cc; lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun, OAM4J
Una go dey do strong head for uniform men. Smh

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Crime / Re: Please Shine Your Eyes. How I got scammed impromptu. by Ifakiland(m): 8:07am On Nov 07, 2022
SKhanmi:


Some of you will just open mouth waaaaa, did you even read the write up well? He wasn't naive and was always on guard. Yes that scam has been around for long but I can assure you if chemical agents like scopolamine was used or even ordinary hypnosis (most folks are easily susceptible to this but they don't even know) , even you would fall for it. It's not all about greed or foolishness.

Read about the 2 things I mentioned extensively & stop being judgemental.

One just has to be more careful.
Se this wan dey whine me ni....which dirty chemical agent....person now go waka come meet me now for atm say him wan gimme dollars if I show am road.....and I no go tear slaps for him face? Se you dey whine ni. Op na dullard end of talk. Se na him family menmber wey stranger go just give am dollars? Person wey get dollars no suppose sabi use uber or Google map? You dey her talk about dem use chemical for am smh....the mumu even follow the scammer enter motor smh
Crime / Re: Please Shine Your Eyes. How I got scammed impromptu. by Ifakiland(m): 8:00am On Nov 07, 2022
westlius:

When he convert d dollar @800 per dollar, For Op mind him xmas don stew
No mind am....the greedy fool come here dey say na jazz.....smh old school scam na em take take run am street....for cms oh for that matter....smh
Politics / Re: Abuja Pastors Endorse Tinubu, CAN Kicks by Ifakiland(m): 7:58am On Nov 07, 2022
LegendHero:
Why is CAN always kicking?

Do they mean there shouldn’t be freedom of association among Christians again?

Even if an election is to be held in a secret ballot among CAN leadership today, Jagaban will still win because the sensible CAN members know who their friend is truly is.

You can accuse anybody of religious fanatism but not Jagaban.

—As a Muslim governor, he was the first to sponsor Christians on pilgrimage to Israel.

—He was the first governor to return mission school back to the Christians even with how Muslims went against that.

—He always invite Christian leaders to state house worship every year even as a Muslim governor

CAN is just wasting their time. It’s evident their leadership has failed in their religious blackmail coz sensible Christians already saw through their charade.
Stray bullet will hit you lass lass....bastard
Crime / Re: Illegal Loan App Messages by Ifakiland(m): 3:56am On Nov 07, 2022
Amarahobu:
You must be a fool to say you support whatever they do to get back there loan, do you know how many people who has lost there life do to character assassination by loan apps, since when did borrowing money and being unable to pay back become a criminal offense?

Look at this mugu....when you borrow and not return don't you know its same as stealing?
Crime / Re: Please Shine Your Eyes. How I got scammed impromptu. by Ifakiland(m): 3:23am On Nov 07, 2022
No be juju anything...na your greed do you. You hear dollars your ear stand. Smh mumu

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Crime / Re: Unknown Fraudster Wired N500,000 To 2 Brothers' Account. Now, They Are In A Cell by Ifakiland(m): 3:11am On Nov 07, 2022
ISTP:


https://fij.ng/article/unknown-fraudster-transferred-n500000-to-two-brothers-account-now-they-are-in-a-cell/
So they got alert of 500k they didn't know the sender, but want to go an withdraw it....smh what a stupid lie. Them go dey alright not be only lease the account out na rent the account mumu

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Travel / Re: Why There Are No Menial Jobs In Canada, US, UK by Ifakiland(m): 1:58am On Nov 07, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Excuses.

Inferiority complex led you to japa go dey do boyii for White man.
I'll rather be a King in Nigeria than be a slave in obodo oyibo.
Sha no beg us for money, cos na bastards like una go dey monitor exchange rate pass, dey say abeg just send £200 na 200k for naira...monkey

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Travel / Re: If Every Nigerian In Canada And Uk Is Offered 1 Million Dollars Will They Japa by Ifakiland(m): 1:51am On Nov 07, 2022
sukkot:
nigeria you still have peace. over there no peace when 30 bills is knocking on ya door every week.. to watch your own tv you go pay bill
Which bill dey uk wey no dey Nigeria?
Lemme outline the differences for me.
1) salary
Uk; £600 weekly that's £2400 monthly
Nig: was paid N200k monthly that's N16,600 weekly.

2) food.
Uk; £100 monthly cos food is so cheap, I hardly finish £10 chicken in a month, even balance dey remain for the £100 sef

Nig; I manage to do N6k food shopping weekly (manage oh)

3) transport.
Uk; £22.5 for weekly buses ticket all buses in my county (state)

Nig: I spent N4800 weekly on tfare.

4) Rent.
Uk; £475 monthly...plus water bill.
Nig; I paid N250k yearly, that's N20,800 monthly
(I will add that in Nigeria I spent 4k weekly for generator fuel) gen fuel in a month is 16k....means to make my rent comfy in Nigeria I pay 36.8k monthly.

5) energy.
Uk, my light bill is £50 monthly (24 hrs light)
Nig: it varies from 5k to 6k monthly no constant light oh.

6) data/phone bills
Uk; £p25 weekly both calls and data both unlimited for a month.
Nig; I spent N4k on data monthly plus about 2k on calls total 6k.

After all the above spending I have left per month.
Uk; £1660
Nig; N108,000

Now we move to entertainment/clothing etc
Uk: I spend £300 monthly on this.
Nig; I spent N30k

Total saved.
Uk; £1360 (converted to naira is N1.36m)
Nig; N78k (converted to pounds is £78)


So you see you're actually poorer in Nigeria.

Hope you understand why people japa now?
In the uk I don't have a TV, car....even if I did I will still have 1360 pounds balance monthly to pay for them. Thank you and get lost

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