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Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 7:33am On Jul 22, 2013
VanTee20: I know a cafe where u can verify ur biometrics if u reside in IB instead of travelling to Oye-ekiti to do it. The cafe is opposite UI main gate, they have the thumbprinting machine there... grin
be serious atleast 4 once, why puttin d smiley dia. D one wif goats teeth. Are u sure they do it dia or u ar joking?
Politics / Re: What Will Happen If President Gej. Happens To Be The Next President. by Ifecoded(m): 5:52pm On Jul 19, 2013
dirifred: Forget all these plenty talk, He will continue the good work. up GEJ 2015
which good work bro?
Education / Re: UNIUYO 2014/2015 Admission Update Thread by Ifecoded(m): 9:55pm On Jul 18, 2013
Emmy9ite: ^^It's so unfortunate the school is on strike, accommodation wouldn't have been a problem. my crib in uyo is free now, would have loved to help but there is no way I can get the keys to you. you can do forced night class if worse comes to worst, It's not a new thing, just sleep in one of the classroom or cbn hall.
i think am gna try dat. Anybody in d house going 4 d exam 4rm d west here, or ibadan precisely. Shud add me on 2go wif mavincoded.
Sports / Enyeama Dropped From Super Eagles Squad. by Ifecoded(m): 9:41pm On Jul 18, 2013
Enyeama dropped because of Confederations Cup blunder
The number one goalkeeper for the Super Eagles did not cover himself in too much glory at the Confederations Cup and it was a matter of time before he was going to be dropped.
The list of players invited for the Super Eagles’ friendly match against the Bafana Bafana of South Africa has goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama’sname conspicuously missing, though feelers from the national camp have revealed that it was always in the offing.
Revelations from the national team camp show that Enyeama was squarely blamed for the 2-1 loss to Uruguay at the Fifa Confederations Cup which condemned the Eagles to a first round ouster.
One of the players toldGoal; “It was terrible the way we conceded that second goal against Uruguay and the team blamed Enyeama for not doing enough to save that [Diego] Forlan's shot.”
Second choice Austin Ejide was almost drafted in for the last group match against Spain which the Eagles lost 3-0, even though the score line would have been more emphatic but for some goodsaves by the Lille goalkeeper.
It is assumed that the Eagles’ coaching crew are hoping the drop will get Enyeama back on his toes and tell the goalkeepers drafted in that they can also challenge for the top goalkeeper’s place.
Enyeama has been Nigeria's number one choice in goal since the 2002 World Cup in Japan and South Korea. Is this a good way to treat Enyeama. Whats ur opinion on this Nairalanders?
Science/Technology / Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Ifecoded(m): 9:19pm On Jul 18, 2013
Ifecoded: Wønfê bokomijê wønfê Mouth Action mi. Mouth Action thingz on Point.
why una dey change wetin i write nau? Wetin bad 4 writing they want to blow my Job u kum dey put mouth action. No be only mouth action na snake action. Why na no change d 1st word 'wønfêbokomijê'{dey wan destroy my joystick} i guess una no knw d meaning. Bj kø bolaji ni. Hypocrites Mods.
Politics / What Will Happen If President Gej. Happens To Be The Next President. by Ifecoded(m): 9:07pm On Jul 18, 2013
What do u think will happen if President GEJ. Becomes the president of nigeria legitimately or illegitimately for the second time. As for me, the worst that could happen is Nigeria breaking up. Anything else, will there be Revolutionary movements or just stage a protest and everythn dies down? And accept our fate and keep laughing to the blunders our so called 1st lady in Quote, uses as comic relief for Nigerians. Nairalanders whats your say on this issue?
Science/Technology / Re: Snake In Toilet Bites Man's Penis In Israel by Ifecoded(m): 8:42pm On Jul 18, 2013
Wønfê bokomijê wønfê Mouth Action mi. Mouth Action thingz on Point.
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 8:37pm On Jul 18, 2013
The biometric capture is really gving pple problem here in ibadan. Anybody that has done his or hers in ibadan shud pls signify by commenting or quoting this post. Thanks

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Education / Re: UNIUYO 2014/2015 Admission Update Thread by Ifecoded(m): 7:32pm On Jul 18, 2013
Am avin my exam on thursday. I dnt av anywhere to stay in uyo cos am kumin 4rm ibadan, and i cnt afford d least hotel dia cos i heard it #3,500 per night and d transport fare is another thing on its own. Pls anyone wif sumwhere i can stay truout my stay, i mean 2 to 3 days 4 like #1,000 pls. Nid ur response asap. Thanks.
Phones / Re: How To Register A New 2go Account On 2go Chat Messenger by Ifecoded(m): 7:30am On Jul 14, 2013
Just created a new acct, yestaday. Good info. Thumbz Up
Phones / Re: How To Register A New 2go Account On 2go Chat Messenger by Ifecoded(m): 3:45pm On Jul 12, 2013
fortknox1: [size=14pt]2go Registration for Dummies..[/size]
[size=13pt]Steps To Register 2go[/size]

1. Go to; wap.2go.im (For PC visit; www.2go.com.ng
2. Choose your country
3. Provide other details needed for the 2go registration
4. Choose a user name (in this case some times if you choose an already user name, 2go will have to make a choice for you)
5. 2go will generate a password for you (which you can change later)
6. Then the 2go messenger starts to download
7. After the download, you will have have to put in your picture, import contacts
8. You start chating with your 2go messenger
9. Pls don't add me on 2go, My 2go username is not Fortknox7
who are d dduummiieess? undecided
Education / Re: UNIUYO 2014/2015 Admission Update Thread by Ifecoded(m): 3:31pm On Jul 12, 2013
disc20: Go to your putme exams with wrist-watch because it will help you. For instance, Uniuyo post utme exams is 100 questions to be answered in one hour. These questions are usually simpler than jamb questions, but the only problem for candidates is 'lack of time'. So, learn time management in the exams. Use not more than 36seconds per question but pay attention to every details. See you on top
thanks 4 d purchase of d pin, though i taught u gna do the registration for me. Thanks all d same. Gna c u 4 d past question.
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 11:25pm On Jul 10, 2013
I read on dia site, d reg proces is like jamb. Bio-metric sumthn, and comfirmation stufz 4rm d purchase of form in d bank. Everythn z confusing, dnt get them right at all. We kip adding u people on 2go, only 4 u nt 2 reply. All u knw is dating girls. Anyways my 2go i.d. Is Mavincoded and also palmchat.
Foreign Affairs / Re: What Are The Lessons From Egypt? by Ifecoded(m): 9:13am On Jul 05, 2013
Lesson drawn::Its high tym nigeria youth stands up and fight 4 dia right, it shows d elders are more or less like USELESS. The responsibily is being passed to us automatically, and d mst important stage of man in life z the lemme say 15 to like late 30s. Egyptians 4 d 2nd tym stage a protest{REVOLUTION} And anybody that watch d programme will c dat,its d youth dat took part massively in d revolutionary movement. I knw nigeria youth can do better than dat. Until WE YOUTHS take our destiny into our hands, nigeria will get even worse as i blv nija cannot get worst. We can only c 1 govt worse than d oda. We hav to stand up and by anymeans possible to eradicate d decaydence in Nigeria. ALUTA CONTINUAL!!! VICTORIA ASATA!!!
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 10:15am On Jun 21, 2013
adetola31: . Who z ur source?
jesus Christ! Lols. A fwend actualy told me, dat was why i decided to ask here. Any info on dat pls?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Invited By Policemen Over N500,000 Collected From UNILAG Students by Ifecoded(m): 6:14pm On Jun 20, 2013
U don know,Na jealousy go kill una. OWO OMO ALAIGBORAN WHIZKID FI RA SUYA JE. OTALENU O YERIYERI.
Larryfly: na so dem dey do....all these naija artist....and he doesnt even know how difficult it was to raise the money coupled with the disappointment they faced. they should press charges biko




na jealousy go kill me ooo
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 5:54pm On Jun 20, 2013
I heard d putme 4rm is out any info pls?
Education / Re: Drop Your Utme Score, Department And School For An Advice by Ifecoded(m): 12:56pm On Jun 18, 2013
I heard anoda change of course form will be out, i dnt knw ao tru d info is pls. Any info pals?
Education / Re: UNIUYO 2014/2015 Admission Update Thread by Ifecoded(m): 12:51pm On Jun 18, 2013
I heard anoda change of course 4rm z gna b out, how tru z it pls? Any info on dat pls
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Threaten To Boycott Confederations Cup Over Bonus by Ifecoded(m): 7:51pm On Jun 14, 2013
Am happy to finally make d fp... WHooop!
Sports / Super Eagles Threaten To Boycott Confederations Cup Over Bonus by Ifecoded(m): 2:05pm On Jun 13, 2013
Players of the Nigeria national team have refused to fly to South Africa if their bonus problem is not resolved
After the Super Eagles pulled a draw in the 2014 World Cup qualifiers against Namibia in Windhoek on Wednesday, we can reveal with authority that there is a battle in the Nigeria camp between the officials of the Federation and the team which may lead to the boycott of the Confederations Cup.

Players of the national team outrightly are on strike. They have refused the match bonus offered them by the NFF. “We have told them to go and play the Confederations Cup themselves,” said our source in the camp.

“As at this morning, we are not ready to leave Windhoek if these issues are not sorted out. It is either the raging camp issues are resolved in our favour or we all leave for our various clubs and forget the Confederations Cup.”

Part of the grievances of the players is that the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) cannot and should not slash their bonuses without consulting with them being the actors who suffer all the throes, hits and pains on the pitch of play.

In addition, they brought the issue of the rationalisation of the backroom staff of the national team into their demands. A prominent case was the forced exit of assistant coach Silvanus “Quick Silver” Okpala whose services are obviously being missed in the team.

Another matter raised by the players is that of the other assistant coach, Valerie Houndenou, who coach Stephen Keshi had to employ and pay from his own pocket. This, the players feel, is wrong and must be addressed in a holistic nature otherwise they will proceed to their various clubs and forget about the Confederations Cup.

As it is, a prolong agitation of the players will definitely affect the concentration required to have a good outing in the Confederations Cup.

If this situation matures, Nigeria would have brought shame to Africa, if they fail to participate in the Confederations Cup or if they do not do so well in the tournament.

http://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/4093/nigeria/2013/06/13/4045997/super-eagles-threaten-to-boycott-confederations-cup-over



What do u think abt d treatment of d SE by d NFF?
Family / Feel Hopeless About Your Marriage? 8 Tips To Save It. by Ifecoded(m): 1:54pm On Jun 13, 2013
1. Make A List Of All The Issues You Argue About-Treatment will be complete when you have found mutually agreeable solutions to these issues, and have learned the skills to resolve new issues as they arise with similarly win-win solutions.
2. Focus On Yourself-Attempts to make your partner change invite defensiveness. Instead, use your energy to figureout what you could do differently to stay loving and good-humored when he does things you hate. Become "self-centered" in the best possible sense.
3. Cut The Negative Aspects-The negative signals you give each other is totally unhelpful, it only taints a positive relationship. So, no more criticism, complaints, blame, accusations, anger, sarcasm, digs or snide remarks. No more anger escalations either. Stay in the calm zone. Exit early and often if either of you start to get heated. Calm down and re-engage cooperatively.
Research psychologists have found that marriages generally survive if the ratio of good to bad interactions is five to one. But do you want to survive, or do you want to thrive? If thriving is your goal, aim for a ratio of a million to one. That means, don't sling mud at all.
4. Express Concerns Constructively-A simple way to do that in sensitive conversations is to stick with the following trio of options for sentence starters: "I feel [how?]"; "My concern is …"; or"I would like to …"
5. Make Decisions Cooperatively-The goal is to reach solutions that please you both. No more aiming to "get your way." Instead, when you have differences, express your underlying concerns, listen to your partner's concerns and create solutions that respond to both.
6. Eliminate the three As that ruin marriages.Affairs, addictions, and excessive anger are relationship deal breakers. They are out-of-bounds in a healthy marriage. If you are indulging in one of these self-defeating and relationship-destroying habits, get help and get it out of your life right now. If your spouse is the one with the problem, trying to save the marriage may be a mistake. Either build a new kind of marriage where these do not occur, or end the marriage.
7. Radically increase the positiveenergies you give your partner. Smile more; hug more; have more sex; be more appreciative; spend more time dwelling on the things you like about each other; help each other out more; praise each other more; laugh more; agree more; do more fun things together. The best things in life really are free. And the more positives you give, the more you'll get.
8. Learn the skills for a successful marriage.Would you expect to drive a car without first taking driver's ed? Find books and marriage education courses to learn the communication and conflict resolution skills for marriage partnership. Then in, addition to saving your marriage, you'll make it a loving success. And Make sure God's Involved.[color=#006600][/color]
Health / Drink This To Get Bigger Muscles And Have Better Sex. by Ifecoded(m): 1:19pm On Jun 13, 2013
According to The Journal of Physiology, 75 per cent of your body is made up of water. Not surprisingly, dehydration will make your life exhausting because you are depriving yourself of nutrients.
And, more often than not, because thirst is a poor indicationof dehydration, we often don’t realise we’re not drinking enoughfluids until it’s a little too late.
Most people don’t realise it, but they do not have a sufficient intake of fluids during the day. While eight glasses of water per day is a reliable guide, factors such as air-conditioning, diet and physical activity levels all influence the amount of fluids one needs todrink.
Here are reasons why you should drink more water;
1. Boost Your Brainpower And Mood, And Enhance Your Performance
Losing just one to two per cent – the medical definition of mild dehydration – will affect your mood, thinking and performance. Mild dehydration decreases mathematical ability, your IQ, visual-motor function and short-term memory. Later studies also found adverse effects on perception and reaction time.
Drink Up
Don’t fight that thought to sip water frequently: Down the recommended 1.2 litres a day before thirst prevails – that’s six to eight glasses of fluids (water is best) other than booze. However, drinking more than 1½ litres of water within an hour may result in water intoxication and can be dangerous.
2. Beat Fatigue
If you consistently work out during lunchtime, being dehydrated can leave you dragging your feet instead of feeling energised.
Drink Up
Even if you’re not thirsty, drink 250ml of water every 30 minutes during your workout.
3. Get Better Skin
Although there is no hard and fastevidence that drinking excessive water directly correlates to better skin, in a US study, Bbut when skin is dehydrated, fine wrinkles certainly seem to show up a bit more. So when skin cells are plumped up, your skin simply looks better.
Drink Up
A 2007 study on the effects of hydration on the skin reports thatdrinking about two cups of watercan increase blood flow to the skin.
4. Build Bigger Muscles
Warning: Dehydration saps testosterone. Scientists found thatmen who were dehydrated prior to a workout had lower T-levels, compared to when they had consumed plenty of water beforehand.
At least four hours before you lift weights, consume about 3ml of water per 0.45kg of body weight. Water is the best choice, but otherbeverages can help keep you hydrated, too.
5. Lose Weight
Scientists found that drinking water in the morning can boost your metabolism by as much as 24 per cent for 90 minutes afterwards. Moreover, water acts as an appetite suppressant and helps your body metabolise fat. When you’re dehydrated, your kidneys can’t function properly, sothe load is shifted to your liver. This organ converts stored fat to energy, but won’t be able to do this job efficiently if it has to pick up the slack from your kidneys, which get overworked when you’re dehydrated.
Drink Up
To rev up your metabolism, drink at least 450ml of water the moment you wake up. (A smaller amount had no effect.) And to increase the weight loss effect of water, guzzle at least a gallon overthe course of a day.
6. Fight Erectile Dysfunction
The importance of blood volume –the amount of blood (both red blood cells and plasma) circulatingin our bodies, which is directly correlated to the amount of fluids we consume – is overlooked in cases of erectile dysfunction.
More studies are being carried out to establish the relationship between erectile dysfunction and water. But several experts say it’s considered one of the best natural remedies available, as it can boost the body’s circulation levels, as well as flush toxins and cholesterol out of the body.
Education / Re: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by Ifecoded(m): 11:16am On Jun 13, 2013
Pls incase Yabatech change and opt to acept 2nd choice keep us imformed pls. Thanks
Education / Re: Drop Your Utme Score, Department And School For An Advice by Ifecoded(m): 11:08am On Jun 13, 2013
Rymzo:
I can't assure you of gettin admission in uniuyo but u have a chance in fuoye
do u av idea of how adminsn in uniuyo z bn run? Cos its my 1st choice. Anybody wif a link to a site wif universities past questions shud pls post. Thanks
Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic 0ffa 2013/2014 Admission Processing by Ifecoded(m): 3:09pm On Jun 12, 2013
Is d putme form out pls?
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 3:02pm On Jun 12, 2013
Is d putme form out pals?
Education / Re: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by Ifecoded(m): 2:57pm On Jun 12, 2013
inquiries.porta:
inquiries, to obtain the E-transact Pins now to complete your online registration on the school website with your 2passport photograph and your credentials now before the late entry deadline.
is d putme form out? When z d closing date. And can a 2nd choice candidates get d form?
Education / Re: Drop Your Utme Score, Department And School For An Advice by Ifecoded(m): 11:05am On Jun 12, 2013
Thanks to u all 4 ur contributions, in 1 way or the oda u are making impact in pples life, and what goes around wil surely come around. I had 197 goin 4 Mass Comm and English and lit. In Uniuyo and Fuoye respectively, nid advice on d cut-off mark, how d admision dia is bn run, and is dia a way i can reg. 4 dia putme without leaving Ibadan and going al d way to uyo or oye ekiti cos i stay in ibd. Wil appreciate ur advice. Thanks y'all
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 5:31pm On Jun 11, 2013
Jmax babe: On dat computer stuff are we goin 2 {{{answered}}} it on dat system of we wil b given answer booklet dat we wil drop our answer on it..I wnt 2 knw dat y oooooo
Aunty, there re little kids viewing diz thread nau, dnt gv them cancer of d eye wif ur gramma nau. Abeg una
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 5:24pm On Jun 11, 2013
GOD! C gramma, u sure say u wan write p.utme exam? ~Smiles~
Education / Re: JAMB Clears Doubt On 2013 UTME Results by Ifecoded(m): 1:26pm On Jun 11, 2013
Over 1.7mil candidates wrote jamb and almost 1.2mil scored below 200, and one hundred and seventy sumthn were able to lodge complain, who is jamb fooling? U shud make arrangement in d 36 states of d kauntry nt candidates in da east,north or west hustling to get money 4 change of course or P.jamb form travelling again all d way 4rm dia location to Abuja. 'Dats rubbish{es}'. Flocks of Oaf{es}.

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