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Family / Re: Please Help A Needy--Pic by ifyalways(f): 9:40am On Jan 27, 2020
Whoever priced this car 150K is an angel. smiley

Haaaaa! And you/him is not willing to sell? shocked

Oluwa.

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Family / Re: Confuse And Depressed by ifyalways(f): 9:39am On Jan 27, 2020
Carry your daughter and go back to Cameroon na, were you banished from there too ?

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Family / Re: I Allowed The Devil Into My Home by ifyalways(f): 9:37am On Jan 27, 2020
After 4 kids?

Nne just forget, you married a "proper" Nigerian man , hes not putting his mouth there o. With 30K or less you'd get yourself a good vibrating panties, puccie stroker or clit tickler. Na you go cum tire.

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: My Egusi Soup Smell Really Bad. Even From A Distance by ifyalways(f): 9:31am On Jan 27, 2020
fineboynl:
I believe the Gallic also contributes
You use garlic to make egusi? cheesy

Haa!

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Family / Re: Should I Relocate To Lagos? Urgent Please! by ifyalways(f): 9:28am On Jan 27, 2020
There are usually some tailoring shop owners who employ tailors on a kind of contract and offer them accomodation too BUT you have to be really GOOD for you to get that.

I know many of such madams who have zero sewing skills but have a shop. They charge as much as 25K for a dress, pay the tailor that will sew it 7 to 10K for each dress they make so you earn by number of dresses you sew. Unfortunately,Ivorians and Beninoise are usually the favorite because they are very good ,committed,work effectively without supervision and respect agreement. A Nigerian will scheme to take your clients from you by contacting your clients behind your back, run down your business by taking impromptu off days to attend her grand fathers niece naming ceremony , steal your materials to sew for their family and friends and other nonsence.

Why dont you showcase your works on Nld? Distance is no barrier if you are really good. People will patronise you.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by ifyalways(f): 9:17am On Jan 27, 2020
VenusEAGLE:
madam ifyalways since the guy has decided to forfeit his winning can you please pass it over to me.
Make the space no waste just like that

I didn't win anything... Just a gentle request grin
Send your account details

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by ifyalways(f): 8:34pm On Jan 24, 2020
i missed this thread
Crime / Re: Police Link Oko Oloyun’s Death To Fraud, Arson In Lagos Office by ifyalways(f): 8:21pm On Jan 24, 2020
okorotalkative:


He's popular in some parts of lagos, he started with very little and cured a lot of people especially women seeking babies.



I feel sad for this man family, he for don move go abroad jeje.
Now its clear why i dont know him. I do know Yemkem and thats about the only recognised( i hope) trado medical practitioner in Nigeria that i know.
Crime / Re: Police Link Oko Oloyun’s Death To Fraud, Arson In Lagos Office by ifyalways(f): 8:18pm On Jan 24, 2020
moscobabs:


If ur man is doing u well in bed, believe me you indirectly know Oko Olooyun
Interesting cheesy

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Crime / Re: Police Link Oko Oloyun’s Death To Fraud, Arson In Lagos Office by ifyalways(f): 8:00pm On Jan 24, 2020
I seem to be the only one that dont know this man. May God comfort his loved ones

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Parents Abandon Kids At China Airport by ifyalways(f): 7:55pm On Jan 24, 2020
This is not a good time to buy things from China.

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Entertainment / Re: Mad Man Asks For Microphone In Imo, Performs At An Event by ifyalways(f): 7:40pm On Jan 24, 2020
Akalia:
Happy New Year Madam.
Same to you. smiley
Family / Re: Searching For An Enugu Or Anambra Wife by ifyalways(f): 7:39pm On Jan 24, 2020
nwanneni:
Ifyalways,free the guy na.E be like you dey get grudge with am or something undecided
Freemejoor1,what's going on with you and her?sounds personal though,like there has been a rift in the past.
As for that sassy girl,leave the cow alone,she like to jump into wetin no concern am undecided
Nwaneni you carry eye problem enter 2020 abi where is this your free the guy na coming from?

The goat is a low life scammer alongside his twin brother. His dad is homeless as i type and the small money he got from scamming , a travel agent and football scout agents scammed it right back from him.

I've got nothing but orgasms whenever i see him crying in my mentions. I cant wait for EFCC to round him up , lock his crusty asss and throw away the key.

Paul 419 my e-Love Machine cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Family / Re: Searching For An Enugu Or Anambra Wife by ifyalways(f): 4:24pm On Jan 24, 2020
Where is my Toy ? cheesy cheesy cheesy

Im here now and ready to fart on your dumb face. Where you at, monkey?

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Family / Re: Searching For An Enugu Or Anambra Wife by ifyalways(f): 4:18pm On Jan 24, 2020
FreeMejoor1:
mumu talk now..what made you give up on typing..thought you have a thing for cyber bullying..you no get case i swear.smh undecided
Make it worth my time cheesy cheesy cheesy You're a bore, i dont bully idiots, I piss on their heads.

You are a boring iidiot.

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Entertainment / Re: Mad Man Asks For Microphone In Imo, Performs At An Event by ifyalways(f): 4:12pm On Jan 24, 2020
A jealous "normal" oaf wanted to fight him sha cheesy

He murdered the song.

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Family / Re: Searching For An Enugu Or Anambra Wife by ifyalways(f): 4:08pm On Jan 24, 2020
FreeMejoor1:
still spewing trash..fuvking old cargo..las las you go die for my matter...you got nothing on me always this crazy and bitter bitch.i see you havent changed much ,going about talking rubbish about people..i hope no man ends up with a hoe and crazy woman like you...you deserve some intense beating that will reset your head..old bitch.besides who da fuvk is paul...i hope the nigga could beat the hell out of you..toxic bastard..
Ntor cheesy cheesy cheesy
Crime / Re: Killers Of Billionaire Businessman, Reveals Why They Killed Ignatius Odunukwe by ifyalways(f): 11:25am On Jan 24, 2020
eyinjuege:
Such a shame.

Bunch of animals.
Here's a video. It's a true story, very gruesome details
Check through the youtube link.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MwYlzKNwEE
Some lessons to be picked from this :
1. Certain areas in lagos state and other states are no go area. If we are doing business, im only meeting you in my comfort zone. I have lived in lagos for years and knows almost all the crannies, NEVER will i be meeting anyone at Atican beach. That whole ogombo stretch is a den of never do wells. Atleast 3 e-hailing cab drivers has been killed on that axis.

2. He was selling a property of 900M and didnt use a reputable real estate firm to sell ? The killer said he saw the for sale note on the property, approached the security , security told Oga that someone is interested and he instructed the security to give them his direct contact.

God as you dey protect us so, give us wisdom to protect ourselves first. angry

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Crime / Re: Watch The Execution Video Of A UNIMAID Student By Boko Haram Insurgents by ifyalways(f): 6:08am On Jan 24, 2020
Bring his killers to repentance ko. A mother and family are in pains somewhere and you are praying about repentance.

i pray and wish slow, painful death to the killers. Amen

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Celebrities / Re: Man Finds His Grave In The Cemetery- Done By His Ex-wife (photos) by ifyalways(f): 6:03am On Jan 24, 2020
No debtor or creditor rang him for three months? No family, Friend or the Govt agency rang him?

His life must be very organised or "dead" .

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Family / Re: Pls Time To Remember Our Old Fellow Nairalanders by ifyalways(f): 5:56am On Jan 24, 2020
armyofone:
Happy new year ifyalways nwa mamam!

Make we start saving small small for the London Edinburgh party. Pataki go host us with better London amala.


Onye army happy new year kiss

Pataki go host us ke? Thats if we are not left stranded @Heathrow. London Nld boys are not to be trusted cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I will be coming with my amala from Ogbomoso as back up. cheesy
Adverts / Re: Igbo Text,story,peotry Books For Money! by ifyalways(f): 5:53am On Jan 24, 2020
NosaJBourne:


You won and you didn't get the prize? Why?

I mean, why only you? There were about 20 other winners that have been disbursed their winnings without much ado. Why is yours different?

You are here crying wolf when you were the one who started the drama by making a spurious claim.

Now you are here playing the victim...

I saw all chats, screenshots, posts that have been made so far...and I have been following...


Let me waka pass...make I no too talk before e go be like say this guy like wahala
He could have just asked me to unquote him, very easy and simple as opposed to calling the mods and typing that trash.

He wants to play the victim/emotional card with me cheesy
Haaaa, he don jam Tipper bu aja.

We go play the game wella.

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Family / Re: Searching For An Enugu Or Anambra Wife by ifyalways(f): 5:47am On Jan 24, 2020
FreeMejoor1:
seems more like you too old to be surveyed more reason you spewed that trash you wrote...
This scammer again? cheesy Paul 419.

Im too old to be surveyed by a broke ass scammer like you. Have you paid your papa house rent and found a cure for the unfortunate girl that opened her pucccie for you?

You are too poor for me, quit sniffing my pants.

That music promoter that scammed your twin and the travel agent that scammed you were my men of the year 2019. i love to see scammers scammed cheesy cheesy cheesy Gives my old assss multiple orgasms. kiss

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Family / Re: Searching For An Enugu Or Anambra Wife by ifyalways(f): 8:12pm On Jan 23, 2020
Is "a graduate of surveying" now an occupation

Whole thread sounds like a survey sef. cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Crime / Re: Nigerien Man Accused Of Stealing Penis In Umuahia (Video) by ifyalways(f): 8:09pm On Jan 23, 2020
Xda59:


Penis theft is real as night and day. Just pray you don't fall victim.
Why did they not show a picture of the missing P? The made a whole ass video but forgot to show us that part? cheesy

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Autos / Re: The Man Gazzuz by ifyalways(f): 8:05pm On Jan 23, 2020
Who hid the previous posts?

angry angry angry

cc ifyalways cheesy
Adverts / Re: Igbo Text,story,peotry Books For Money! by ifyalways(f): 8:03pm On Jan 23, 2020
BLUELemon:
A certain moniker ifyalways hosted a competition and when I won, I didn't get the price. She is going all over nairaland calling me names without me trolling her. She is deliberately provoking a fight which is against rule 2.

https://www.nairaland.com/3266559/man-gazzuz/3#86048002
She is also posting my private information, my account details all over nairaland, making me prone to fraud.... This is against rule 10.

I am disappointed at the level of bais going on on nairaland. https://www.nairaland.com/3266559/man-gazzuz/2#85951984

Cc seun mynd44
A compound foool is going about leaking my last toe nail because he posted his account details on NLD and instead of him to ask me to unquote him, he stupidly called the moderators on me as if i begged him to put him empty account details online.

I am entertained by the foolery cheesy
cc everyone

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Crime / Re: Nigerien Man Accused Of Stealing Penis In Umuahia (Video) by ifyalways(f): 5:58pm On Jan 23, 2020
Im stuck between laughing and crying cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy A whole circus show..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by ifyalways(f): 5:43pm On Jan 23, 2020
ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz:
just because I won 10k doesn't mean I should lose my voice when I see the truth.

I admit most of you on this thread are not on that level yet nor can you grow the balls to see the truth as it is. Even ify has deleted the screenshot she uploaded earlier

I hope you learn one or two things. It's not as if the guy will give me his winnings, but, it's good to be honest in your dealings irrespective of the position.
I see you assume you know me too well. I removed the screenshot to keep his privacy away, nothing else.

Since you felt i was angry at something else, you'd do well to go the extra mile to elaborate. A simple and straight forward question of "what is the account name" is replied with Sterling bank then i should abandon what i have got to do to chase him about just to appear "fair" to you? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Its hilarious.

Yup, i posted the screenshot somewhere else few minutes ago since he decided to be silly and im reportedly "angry" with a faceless individual i dont know. The joke eh.

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Family / Re: How Do I Take Back The Custody Of My Child From My Wife? by ifyalways(f): 5:34pm On Jan 23, 2020
She warned you cheesy

Try the family courts, You'll get weekly visitation rights.
Autos / Re: The Man Gazzuz by ifyalways(f): 5:29pm On Jan 23, 2020
Its here so prepare yourself for a NLD life long crying. Cc everyone.
Bloody swine.

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