Yes, I am based in Lagos. I am sure it will come.

babbas:


Hi, please are you located in Lagos?

I placed mine over three weeks and am yet to receive mine. Please is there a suggestion that would help me resolve this issue?

Hi folks,

Just joined the Starlink gang.

Speed of 18-23 Mbps. Quite discouraging.

The device is still on the floor in my house, hope to mount it tomorrow. I hope this improves the speed.

I was expecting 100Mbps+

He and Onadeko need to be made an example. I hope Pbaseki is hounded too. You cannot just impeach anyone with lout following the process, and not obey to court rulings.

Our governors need to learn. Nonsense.

By the way, I wish AI won and I’m wondering if this would have happened if AI won.

kedeojo:
The useless guy allowed Obaseki to use him against Shaibu. He is from my LGA. Shaibu got him close to himself and also introduced him to Obaseki. Same guy we all supported for house of rep under labour last year. He lost by less than 2k vote. Labour party is just a vehicle for some politicians to use to attain position. They don't have ideology just like other parties. He will not survive the next onslaught on him by Shaibu. He should run to Otaru of Auchi for help cos that the only person outside Oshiomole, Shaibu will listen to, if not he may end up in prison.

I’d say he was surprised. You will hardly see a 847 or A380 have this kind of hard landing. The report said the landing pilot was a trainee and maybe that explains it.

Glad there was no tail impact or tragedy.

Like they say, every landing where people walk out of the plane is a good landing.

mofedamijo:
If the tail had any impact with the ground, it would have been a terrible disaster. Thank God for that.

Not sure why that idiot in the video kept laughing. There is absolutely nothing funny about that. That could have ended terribly. What the f**k was funny....

I suppose vex for this your list, esp number 7, but na true you dey yarn.

It's painful

emkz:
I shared this on the 11th of January (now slightly modified). Three and half months after, not much has changed.



To add to that list, Dr Doris Uzoka Anite needs to be shown the door for lacking experience in signing that MOU with Kemi Badenoch for UK lawyers to practice in Nigeria and celebrating it before she was heavily resisted.

Also to go is the Minister of Transportation. No one knows his name.

We don't hear much from the Minister of Water Resources and whoever is the Minister of Environment.

The ministry of youth needs to be shut down. The relevance of that ministry is not clear.

Tunji Alausa needs to leave the Ministry of Health and take charge of Humanitarian Affairs. They are already doing very well in the Ministry of Health.

The president also needs to carefully examine the young ministers. Many of them need to go as they lack experience to head ministries. The Ministry of Youth is needless. Seems the two young ministers are just there to warm the cabinet.

I could not understand when I read this part. Like an unresponsive person? Who intervention in 5 minutes could have saved him?

Kobicove:
You mean an unresponsive person was transported from VGC in Lekki all the way to Lagos University Teaching Hospital a journey which would take at least 90minutes at best...is it that there are no hospitals in the immediate locality where he could have been taken for medical attention?

You dey talk BBN. Ukkup girls dey collect pass 100k. What is the motivation to read? Why would a lady wnt to be a professional?

Ahmed0336:
Na dat 100k captured my attention.


If na BBNaija now, plentyyyy gifts for don enter her hand but trust our people with misplaced priorities.


Congratulations 🎉

I have a different feel to this though. I think Wike is being wiser by half.

I think he is having his people infiltrate Fubara's camp, and get financial lifeline from there. I will not be suprised if primaries are done today, and these people who want to kill Wike line up behind Wike's candidates.

Fubara, be careful ooo

Abeg now, make una leave our mummy alone. Hopefully, she sef no go bring herself to social media jabes

tnerro1:
Betty go cry tire😁😁

You forgot immunity.

TINTINABULATION:
The battle is half won because according to classical politics, he has five powers/advantages over his opponents if he uses them well;

1. Power of Incumbency
2. Power of the Media
3. Power of the Treasury
4. Power of the Electoral Umpire, &
5. Power of the Law Enforcement Agencies.

Why is the NSA following the President everywhere? Is the NSA not supposed to sit back at home and manage security?

For your items 1 & 2, I will say You are joking with the cabals. Do you think it's the $2k- $10k that travelers travel with that is causing this scarcity? People are moping up the USD.

Item 3 is the way to go. No USD accounts for anyone. No USD cash too exceeding $10k. However, for this to be successful, items 1 and 2 must be done, people doing business must be able to go to their banks and get USD transferred to their partners abroad. People who travel must be able to use their cards abroad.


As it is now, we are heading into a bottomless pit.

Bullfallo:
Tinubu done tire

The Solution To Nigeria FX Problem

How CBN can tackle raising inflation and bring down usd 1$ back to N200 or N500 at most.

1, For Nigerians travelers ( that needs physical cash BTA)
Asign personnel to Exchange fx directly from the Airport only with requirements like visa and traveling ticket evidence.

2, most of the Exchange fx can as well be gotten from the returning at the airport from those who might want to change their fx.

3. A) all Nigerians that needs foreign currency must open an E-naira accounts. Confiscate and mop up all physical foreign currency trading in the market and issue them the digital currency wallet via the e-naira. They can hoard limited fx if they like but it must be digital on the e-naira wallet and not on the physical notes.

B) Create a dollar, pounds, euro wallet account . (At least the major currency Nigerians are mostly using) inside the E-naira platform where people can conveniently move monies from there enaira account at the approved exchange rate converted to all currency wallets. They can as well convert it back to naira wallet any time as needed.

C) Major importers will have to registered with the CBN and ensure they are truly importers and have their limit increases base on their import capacity. No physical dollar will be giving but digital dollars on their e-naire. Also encourage foreign merchants especially the Chinese to open an enaira wallet for easier transactions. Cbn will need to promote and sell the enaire idea to Chinese merchants.

D) mini importers and others can make purchases online with the enaira dollar mastercards at a minimum limit of 5k or 10k usd a year.

E) flight tickets booking should be done via enaira master cards.

F) school fees or those sending money abroad can use the same enaira cards or crypto currency as it already been done.

Why you dey comparé sleep with death?

Standard Operating Procedures.

talk2hb1:

Congratulations!
Please What is SOP?

I thought everyone in the movie were Hausa. All good acting.

masterfactor:
The movie is great, Patrick Doyle killed his role abeg, you will think that he is a hausa man.

This is the best case scenario, in real life, ne them dey full Shiloh in 10 years time, disturbing God with prayers. Na because of their prayers God never get time for Nigeria development.

duduade:


Leave her oooo
Na her type dey end up with fine man nothing for pockets... They also end up feeding and taking care of such men....
Attraction is her main focus...
We have so many ladies and men who belong to her group....
Everyone's priorities differs...


Please OP be quick about telling him honestly how you feel about him and let another lady who will appreciate his kind and generosity nature in addition to his face and quirky height quickly find him

is Gbaja taking over from Sanwo? These are governor-level projects.

quadraheem:
In the history of Nigeria, no politician has ever spent meaningfully on infrastructures in their constituencies the same way Gbaja has done to Surulere constituency. Not even a governor.
Only Ambode also tried similar to Epe but not up to what Gbaja did.
May he be blessed!

Certainly, I am not serious. Go ahead and blow the very first money you have ever laid your hands on.

Before you hit this ‘jackpot’, we’re you not feeding?

Nairaland is still going to be open for you to come beg for funds.

Elstan20:


2yrs you say lol you are not serious
So who will be feeding me for the two year you are not serious ( no be nwaboy I wan do oooo)
Sometime you folks just spill out trash

Think before you talk next time

Oga, you are an Igbo man. The Igbos have the best apprentice system in the world, or let me not exaggerate, in Africa.

Look for someone who does what you want to do, spend 2 years learning under someone who has experience.don’t mention that you have money to start up.

After you have built experience then you can invest this scarce resource you have.

I am surprised Ethiopian Air is not listed here. They are one of the best in the world and should be the lead airline in Africa at the moment.

Morocco is also riding with Air Maroc.

It’s unfortunate that SAA and Kenyan Airways are dwindling despite all the efforts made to improve them. I flew Kenyan air last week and Delm, worse international flight for me. Air peace at the moment beats Kenya air, well air peace is international so that’s not a worthy comparison.

To improve aviation in Africa,

1. All visas within must be removed. The west have Schengen and unity visas, we are the only continent that requires visas to travel within.
2. We must lax air tariffs amongst ourselves. I went to Uganda this weekend and flying Qatar was a bit more expensive than flying Kenyan. Qatar will first take me out of the continent, then take me to Uganda. Does not make sense. Intra Africa flights should be at least 50% cheaper than continental flights
3. We need to promote our natural resources. Africa is blessed, It was my first time in Uganda and men, I visited Jinja, 4 hours from Kampala where I went to the source of the Nile. I went to Kalangala island, 3 hours by boat from entembee by boat. See virgin white beach sands. Why do we need to go to Europe/ America for vacation?

Jinja is just like our Badagry, people go there for conferences and retreats. We need to improve this across Africa.

Chei

We should have a law that stops this nonsense. Unfortunately, govt chooses the rules it honors.

Them suppose let these girls talk to lawyers first. To me, they are tying the noose around their neck with these confessions

This is my thought on this issue. It is a delicate issue that is difficult to sort out.

I am neutral. Christians may need to educate themselves that Palestine is more Christian than Israel, so if the reason you support Isreal is religion, you may be better off supporting Palestine. Palestinians also need to realize that terrorism will only make you a whipping dog. Except things change drastically, Isreal is on top of this war.

nairalanda1:
Whatever you do , don't support a side in this war.

Both Israel and the Palestinians have right grievances. Israel was formed because for decades they were subject to racist persecution in all the countries they were dispersed in. Even then, most of them were not Zionists, or thinking of heading back to Palestine, until the events of 1933-45 finally convinced them

In the process, they chased out a lot of Palestinians from their land, and most of those people ended up in refugee camps. And they are still there, and they suffer a lot.

And don't use the argument that Israel used to live in that land. If we used that argument, by extension a lot of people living in many parts of the world would have to vacate their current land because they are not the original settlers. Not just Israel, African, European American , etc...would all have to go back home...since it isn't their land.

I've gone from backing Israel to being neutral. Both sides are evil, and both sides are wrong and both are also right. And yes, I am angry with Hamas, but Israel has bombed the Gaza strip for years, and thousands have died. Hamas, Hezbollah and co too have done their worset...which is why there are fences, and high security, and suffering in the Palestinian lands.

But at the end of the day, both Israel and Palestine have to come to an understanding. Both have to make compromises. Because all i see is the usual killing and killing and killing....and at the end nothing happens.

Maybe the world should just leave both sides to deal with each other, until they both recieve sense.

What happened to you is a normal human response. You can conquer it by practice.

I used to be in the same shoes until I joined Toastmasters. Toastmasters learn public speaking by speaking in front of people. It’s not a training center. Check the url below

https://www.toastmasters.org/find-a-club

Hopefully, you get to thank me later.

Revolution of the 18th century.

They did not use any machines at all (at least none that we know of. Maybe they invented something they used, who knows? Do we research our history?)


I still say it, we have our own technology. We used our technology for health, architecture etc. If only we had history to know how these greats were achieved.

This wall ensured so much, even walls. It is the first record of street lights.

When these kind of crimes happen in high places, the police never acts as law enforcement, rather they act as mediators. The same has happened when factions of NURTW fight, police usually mediates instead of prosecuting the wrong actors.

In this case, maybe they had mediated, and now, thankfully, the victim can no more complain, so any explanation goes.

Maybe if the police had prosecuted the aggressors, maybe the victim would have had the confidence to report the others.

Maybe, just maybe.

Now he is gone, we will await the next victim of the Nigerian state.

So unfortunate.

Smitaro100:
Why is d police trying to cover dem f up na..

Someone wrote a petition to you with a pictorial evidence of assault, destruction of properties,threat to life nd continuous bullying, instead of the police to make a step first by arresting d suspect if he refuses to honour his invitation for investigation, you are giving excuses asif if it was a poor man dat was petitioned by a rich man even without any evidence una no go rush go show Una self.

Did you watch the video of his comment about his wife leaving him? lol. he said he has slept with more than half of those advising his wife to leave him.

If she mumu, make she sef leave, the next wife go dey among the advisers.

Cloudflare:
Damn!

See the way the bouncers dey chase am. I keep saying it make money and watch how girls will flock around you like bees. Forget those girls insulting portable here on nairaland, they won't hesitate to lick his lips and suck his cock the moment portable crosses their paths. They will become his baby mama for free.

Does village people cover health? Or should we do another judges line for that one?

Draslo:

Rent : 1.5m (2 bed flat in a Middle class area)
Power : 300k
Petrol/Diesel (car, business home) :
Break down (petrol): Car -15k weekly = 780k
Home - 10k weekly = 520k
Businesses - 30k weekly
Total for petrol : 2.86m
Feeding : 1.825m at 5k daily
Miscellaneous : 1.5m
Village People problems : 1m

Total is 8.68m...


My conclusion. You cannot earn 500k and claim middle class anymore. You can't even save and this is for a single person.
You can cut your coat according to your size but you definitely can't claim middle class anymore

He has been advising the government on tax since Jonathan’s regime. I don’t really see anything new coming up, asides BAT’a usually taxing everybody

seunmsg:
Taiwo is a tax guru. He lectured me at Wyse back in 2009. He will do a great job.

The president also listens to the NSA than the service chiefs. The NSA is like the policy maker while the service chiefs implement

agabusta:


Nope. The service chiefs are mandated to provide regular briefings to the Office of the NSA.

Does it have a third row?

Invite him? I’d rather the NJC reviews every case (especially political cases) his wife has handled? He has not committed any offense, especially if what he is saying is true. The offender will be the judge who allowed herself to be influenced.

The NJc should review every decision madam has made, then if she is liable, we can face colos senior Senator