Stop being too clingy and a simp.

Since the day my ex told me that whenever I bleep her I should release in her that my cum makes her skin to glow that it's like a moisturizer.She almost turned me to bonga fish with everyday knacking I had to dust my shoe and find my square root.

You will not come and kill me all because you need moisturizer.

4KNGOATS:

Bros I no fit oo

She bring punna for u on a Platter of gold and u no do anything

4KNGOATS:

Abi no worry maybe next time I go invite u over make u come help me nak am

We no dey carry last 😄😃

4KNGOATS:

Omo ehn though d girl neat infact she smells nice but I no do oo. I was too scare to nak I no no which kind borehole I go see for down below and I no won get infection

U fall my hand😭

No tel me say u no taste her kpekus wen she dey request for all these things.

She should get a job😠

Life is too short for someone you shelter, clothe and feed to be nagging you in your own house. Move on with your life forget about her and concentrate on yourself.

This life no balance at all oo, even though he died doing his manly duty with someone else he's still your husband and you need to mourn him. A year is appropriate before you move on

ikennamadu1:


You weh run from kpekus because them tell you faster

🤣🤣

Ur welcum how was ur sojourn out of nairaland hope it was a relieve and stress free.

You can't blame the man because he's helping their ministry, hunger dey town

No be dem tel you say What a man can do we can do it better. Hand to soon touch them

Na everything una go dey "in"

Serious r/shop that ll lead to marry "am in"
How to become millionaire in a day"am in"
Free lecture on crypto"am in"

Try to be out sometimes

SouthSouth1914:


Has anyone gone into a sex match with death on their mind?

Obviously not but some are dead because of it

SouthSouth1914:


Go Into battle that you come back like Roman generals!!

Pussy battle has never been won even generals die on top of pussy. The only thing I told her she may have won the battle but the war continue

Shalommy:
Taahh... You dey find person to scratch with your tiny diiick?

I know you re the type that will be screaming mummy mummy,e dey swt me, don't stop.

OgaTheTop2:
Just go down on her, she will cum. Tell her to wash that place very well with soap, then give her a good head.. Sebi na you want fvck..

👍👍👍

Shalommy:
How will you impregnate a woman, when you can't make a woman cum?

Babe, are you a monitoring spirit? Dm me and I will show you how I will do it

Tell your boyfriend to impregnate you, if he can't do it I can help you with that.

That man is a born carrier just look at the balancing skill of the tissue paper without holding it.

PussyGalore:
Lazy man

I hear u.una plan no work ntor

nifemi25:
Do your best and leave the rest.... no go kill yourself on woman... nobody don collect award for best knacking

Nairaland girls say my award await me in after life

SIMPonPatrol:


You don jam the ine wey oass you

Bro, these one pass me I no go lie. I hear say u be champion I fit forward her contact 😃

GodWrites:


You can't make a girl cum through tatatatatata... It's either you use your tongue, fingers, or perhaps a vibrator.

Prof, when will your lecture start on"3 ways on how to make a girl cum without tatata" am interested😄😄😄

Shalommy:
Chaii.. Abeg go and complete what you started joor.

🏃🏃🏃

Uchesis:

That's why many men die ontop women. Men be wise....dem no dey fockk toto finish in one day

Bro,I wise that's why I stop before una go hear say "a nler just passed away"

Starboytwo:
I’m disappointed in you brethren

In Yoruba forklore, It’s better a General die in battle than come home empty handed.

Go forth back and slay the pucchi

Oga, go and tell those generals in abuja sitting in their cozy office why dem no dey battle field

Shalommy:
Op, Weak man! Jus to make woman cum you no fit. Tueeehh

So I should die because she want to cum and continue from where I stop wit someone else.i can see you both are from same kindred. anyways, make una go look for another person I don hang my boot.

One thing about helping people is that deep in your heart you feel gladden because have done it so many times and I will keep doing it. When you help people God will continue to bless you

How can one be bleeping a girl with the speed of light and she keep saying "faster,faster, faster" and my heart rate keep raising almost to cardiac arrest and after everything she tells me"babe, have not cum yet"

IJ, go tell ur village ppl say ur plan no work.