People make fun of everything even when it's not funny

Look at the bastards... Haba!!!
Mods pls forgive my fowl language, I just can't help it

I found myself in such situation too.. I asked her out just for past time, she agreed without hesitation... When I wanted out it wasn't easy fa.. Girl was too attached and good to me. I tried leaving her severally but nothing else matches her energy, her kindness, peace of mind she brings, ability to understand me without me saying word etc..I have gone into relationships only to realise one or two months into it that I'm better off with her.Fortunately for me, I have also grown to love her unconditionally and for the first time in my life I have seen a woman I can gladly accept responsibility for if anything goes wrong..

[Look it's not as if I don't what it's at stake here, but this is a man who has bought everything close to the river at least within Makurdi... ]

I'm from Benue State and I can confirm that this selfish man is against the law not because it's unlawful but because he has converted the river banks to his personal land and he's scared he will loose everything

God pls do the needful

Wait o Obaseki had all these issues and was making mouth upadan? This man whack fa. If only I can borrow him my legitimate certificates which are fetching me nothing!

Just a single condom would have prevented this

Hmmm see wetin this Tekno of a guy dey chop!

I am not a Buharist but I think Mr. President's only sin to me is labeling over 10 million youths as lazy people. If only he spoke about the hardworking ones putting Nigeria on the world map before coming to the lazy ones,there wouldn't have been this much fuss about his interview. I agree Buhari is overwhelmed by the enormity of the problems facing this country and has proven over and over that he's a misfit but the painful truth is,most of us making noise on social media are actually lazy. Hard job no be hardwork

ShadowFighter:

Nawa ooh..
Op, is it State Uni abi State Secondary?
Lmao..

bro that's just their departmental uniform nah. iswao for you o

If only you can differentiate between KNOW and NO

Guys I got the shocker of my life today. Been dating her for about three months now. Normally I don't go through her phone but today she came around and I decided to dial my number on her phone only to discover that she saved my number as T. P guy (Transport). (Sometimes I pay her transport to school) I confronted her and she told me she doesn't like my real name (Oliver) that's why she saved it like that. She's been trying to convince me since to believe her but personally I don't think there's any excuse for that. It is deliberate. My question is, is there no better way to save my number without using my real name than T. P Guy?

tayo200:
are those guns real?? if na me b d girl, I go just carry like 1billion play 2odd for bet9ja...

lol bro ur own strong o

How did they arrive at her? What was the criteria used? what is her background like? I can't stop asking myself these questions

I swear bro.. sometimes they do that to even exploit the families and start making unnecessary demands

emusmithy:

4. You carefully checked up on the "other guy's" profile she's now with; the new couples are like...wonderment! I'm not understanding!

money na bastard o.. see wetin ugly oshiomole dey chop

IamKashyBaby:


Aha...well, some of us that are still single, simply bcoz we dont go down with all the BS some men will bring on the table...

Some of us are busy chasing our own dreams..dream to be a selfmade woman..

And some of us, juz dont believe in marriage as a true happiness..Marriage is NOT for everyone anyway..

SMFH

Presidency

wisdomguy4u:
what a girl posted on twitter

Maybe when u are forty and that guy u like is not coming forth.. U ll understand the difference.

chubbyswit:
lols i do get this messages often but i just delete it eachtime

This is not funny anymore, I keep getting these scam messages everyday.. I am tired of deleting them

That's it

freesinzu:
you just insulted my coach, but I like it

Lol he was my coach too..

Mourinho this week