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Romance / Re: Man Forges Medical Report To Break Up With Girlfriend Over N5m For Wedding by Ilal: 10:16am On Sep 23, 2020
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Romance / Man Forges Medical Report To Break Up With Girlfriend Over N5m For Wedding by Ilal: 8:24am On Sep 23, 2020
erian man has narrated how he escaped from his spendthrift girlfriend who wanted an expensive wedding.
 
According to the man known as Nwoke Agulu, his fiancee was making a huge financial demand for their wedding plans.
 
Agulu said his fiancee had demanded a total sum of N5million naira to cover their wedding cost.
 
N4million was meant for the wedding proper and an extra N1million to be deposited in her bank account for miscellaneous.
 
After seeing how the monetary expectations for the wedding plans did not sit well with him, the young man said he paid a visit to the hospital and forged an AS Genotype report and broke up with her.
 
He wrote;
 
“I once dated this girl, she told me that we will do 4M Naira wedding, I will deposit 1m in her account 4q wed expenses and also she will sell asoebi cloth.. to cut d story short, I went to hospital and forged medical report dat I am AS becos she is AS.. She cried, I cried We move.”

Source: https://ojblitz.com/forged-medical-report/

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Crime / Waitress Caught Inserting Sausage In Her Private Part by Ilal: 4:53am On Sep 23, 2020
A video making rounds capture a waitress at a yet-to-be-identified restaurant inserting Sausage in her private part.

In the video sighted by browngh.com, the waitress who had food at the ‘backend’ of the restaurant secretly took one of the sausages on the food she is yet to serve and inserted it into her private part.

The lady later removed the sausage from her kitten after a few seconds and secretly placed it back to the food she was yet to serve a customer at the restaurant.

This seems to be a cruel punishment to payback a rude customer.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/inserting-sausage-in-her-vagina/
Crime / Couple Stabs Man 32 Times With Screwdriver Before Pulling His Privates by Ilal: 4:08am On Sep 23, 2020
In a rather shocking development, a Victoria Falls couple that operates a shebeen has been arrested for allegedly stabbing a man with a screwdriver 32 times before pulling his privates until he became unconscious.

It has been established from The Chronicle that, Christopher Lyuhya (37) and Jacqueline Nhidza (36) who operate a shebeen at their house, Number 1326 Chinotimba, allegedly stabbed  Tendai Zengeni 32 times with a screwdriver.

The couple also went on to pull his private parts until he became unconscious, before undressing and dumping his body in a drain as they believed he was dead.

Prosecuting Mr. Bheki Tshabalala told the court that on Saturday last week the couple stabbed Zengeni following a misunderstanding over money.

“Acting in common purpose the accused got hold of the complainant and stabbed him with a screwdriver 32 times on both thighs and buttocks.

The two went on to pull the complainant’s genitals, undressed him completely and took him to the drainage, and dumped him thinking he was dead since he was unconscious,” said Tshabalala.

Apparently, on the day in question Zengeni and his wife  Gloria Mcilo had been drinking beer at the accused couple’s home before he was attacked.

During their drinking session, Zengeni and Mcilo borrowed beer from the couple and offered a cellphone as surety that they would bring the money the following day.

However, after drinking and getting merry a misunderstanding later ensued over the money.

The misunderstanding turned violent as Lyuhya allegedly pushed Mcilo outside the house and closed the door before he grabbed  Zengeni by the neck while his wife Nhidza stabbed him.

After stabbing him 32 times the couple took turns pulling his privates until he became unconscious.

Hearing her husband scream in pain, Mcilo tried in vain to open the door to save her husband. Seeing that all her efforts were all in vain she ran to a nearby council office to seek help from municipal police.

However, when she returned she could not find her husband at the couple’s house. Upon thorough inspection, she later found him lying unconscious and naked in a trench.

With the help of some neighbors, she managed to carry him home. He was admitted to Victoria Falls Hospital for treatment.

Mcilo reported the matter at the nearest police station leading to the couple’s arrest last Monday.

Lyuhya and Nhidza were not asked to plead to attempted murder when they appeared before Victoria Falls magistrate Ms. Linda Dzvene.

The couple were remanded in custody to September 30.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/man-stabbed-32-times/
Romance / If I No Accept Your Ring Wetin I Gain’ – Lady Kneels To Accept Proposal by Ilal: 10:13am On Sep 22, 2020
A Nigerian woman has caused a stir recently after going on her knees to accept her boyfriend’s surprise marriage proposal.
 
The woman identified as Adaeze Gift Okolie took to Facebook Monday morning, September 21 to share her story and the reason why she knelt to accept her boyfriend’s proposal.
 
She showered praises on her new fiance for standing by her despite all the ”gossips and discouragement.”
 
According to Adaeze, she knelt down to accept his ring because she feels honoured that he chose her, adding that he deserves the gesture and more as “it’s not easy after seeing plenty vagina”  he decided to follow hers. 
 
Read her post below:
 
“I have finally made it to ‘SEMI FINALS ‘

Hmm am still in shocked because I never believed it

Chai am getting married to my best friend..
don’t see me as a stupid person because I knelt down to accept his ring..he deserves it..

After all the ups and down. After all the gossips and discourages..he still stands by his words..chai you’re indeed a MAN
your type are rare.
 
You’re my KING..that’s why I knelt for you to crown me your queen (So deep spiritually, I pray others will learn)

You overlooked all my imperfections..and still choose to be with me.. IF I NO ACCEPT YOUR RING WETIN I GAIN.

I bless JUNE 24th 2018..the day I accepted your friend request here on Facebook..

Facebook I thank you. .and I won’t stop being grateful.

Infact let me end the story here for the next party.

It’s not easy..after seeing plenty VAGINA you decides to follow mine..

I won’t let you down..my loyalty goes to you and I will worship you as my LORD.

May all the singlars become plural before ending of this year isee.
(May you see ur own happiness )

My dear you that is reading this and smiling..YOU ARE NEXT.

IT MUST END IN PRAISE. 

I thank my Chi and those who helped him to give me this memorable suprise..May God shock una with goodnews..I swear I didn’t expect it. May happiness never depart from us ISEE.

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Source: https://ojblitz.com/if-i-no-accept-your-ring-wetin-i-gain/

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Romance / True Story: My Husband Doesn’t Know I Share Him With My Twin Sister by Ilal: 1:33pm On Sep 18, 2020
There are many things happening in the world today. Many things that are shocking and unbelievable.

Have you ever heard of someone getting married to his bride’s twin sister because he thinks she is the bride?

Then read this true story below.

A woman who has a twin has said how she made her twin sister who goes by the name May marry her fiance on the day of their marriage, and they are still in the act till now.

She said while growing up, her best friend was her twin sister. They played with the same toys, read the same books and even had the same set of friends at school.

She said that she never felt that she needed anyone else apart from her twin sister who knew all her secrets and even when they went to different universities the bond was still there.

Soon after both of them graduated from the university and found a job, her sister (May) moved out but she stayed at home with her parents while still keeping in touch with May who visited during weekends and still had lunch with them.

It was during this period she met Edmund during one of her work trips and fell in love with him.

She said she got along so well from the start that they started dating a few weeks later and he proposed three months later.

She told him about her twin sister May and when he got to meet her he said it was fun to see someone who looked exactly like her.

May also confessed that she liked Edmund not only as a brother-in-law but she had other passionate feelings for him.

Hearing what May said she expected herself to be angry and surprised but instead she even said that May should date Edmund for sometime without him knowing since he wasn’t able to differentiate them.

Even during the wedding supper, they changed outfits and he still didn’t know he married her.

They had an enormous wedding and numerous individuals at the tables had not seen May and her sister for a long time, yet they never mentioned to anyone what transpired in that day because she simply wanted May to encounter the most significant day in her life the same way she did and that she was do happy when she saw Edmund kiss May.

From that day, she shared Edmund with May. Sometimes she will eat with him after work instead of her or they will go out on the town to shop, thinking it was him while still promising never to tell anyone because she loved May more than Edmund and maybe one day they will uncover the truth.

Source : https://ojblitz.com/twin-share-husband/
Celebrities / Re: Ants Attack Slay Queen While Shooting Nude Photos In A Bush by Ilal: 12:40pm On Sep 18, 2020
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Crime / F-you Judge: Lawyer Explodes During Court Session by Ilal: 12:37pm On Sep 17, 2020
A lawyer arguing his case via a digital sitting of the Johannesburg High Court has gone viral for all the wrong reasons, after he reacted furiously to a judge’s verdict.

By our count, he responded with at least 16 ‘F-bombs’.

Darren Sampson, who was fighting a judicial battle against his former employer while working as a Legal Aid lawyer, claims that he’d grown frustrated with the judge’s handling of his case.

Sampson suggests that he was only given ‘about 20% of the judge’s time’, claiming that the opposition were allowed to talk for 80% of the case’s duration.

The lawyer has conceded that his emotions got the better of him, revealing that an unspecified medical condition also exacerbated the situation.

However, regardless of his reasons, this conduct has shocked many.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/lawyer-reacts-furiously-to-judge/
Romance / I Started Sleeping With My Step Father When I Caught My Mom With My Boyfriend by Ilal: 12:03pm On Sep 17, 2020
Intriguing story of a mom sleeping with daughter’s boyfriend and her own daughter sleeping with her step dad.

Both mom and daughter shared with media personality their side of the story, Nana Aba Anamoah on her famous NanaAbaDiaries.

According to the mother, her husband did not treat her well and as a result, she began to see a young man only to find out that he was the boyfriend of her daughter.

The mother of 3 admitted she was in love with the boyfriend of her daughter and couldn’t break up with him and the guy also refused to break up with her daughter.

She thinks her daughter is sleeping with her ex, who is now step dad of her daughter, according to the mother of 3.

While the daughter of the woman in the other hand revealed that she has been treating her mom badly ever since she broke up with her father.

Her mother insults her daily with her father’s name, according to the young lady. She further disclosed that when she got admitted to KNUST, her step dad supported her.

According to her, her mother instructed her step father not to support her but rather to go and find a vocation.

She said she discovered her mother is sleeping with her boyfriend she met at KNUST and also she decided to have an affair with her Step dad for revenge.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/mom-sleeping-with-daughters-boyfriend/
Celebrities / Did Presidential Candidate Joe Biden Kneel Before Don Little? by Ilal: 10:59am On Sep 17, 2020
What is happening here?

Everyone is talking about this picture the US presidential candidate, Joe Biden kneeling in front of Ghana’s diminutive actor Don Little.

We cannot immediately tell how they even got to be at the same place at the same time.

And we cannot tell if indeed it is Joe Biden and Don little— in this age of jokes and hoaxes sandwiched with photoshopping, anyone at all can spend time making something look real like what they are not.

All we know is that Don Little was stuck in the US when Coronavirus was in its elements and even begged the president, Nana Addo to do something about it so he could come home.

He probably met with Joe during that time.

I guess we never can tell!

Source: https://ojblitz.com/joe-biden-kneels-before-don-little/
Celebrities / Ants Attack Slay Queen While Shooting Nude Photos In A Bush by Ilal: 10:42am On Sep 17, 2020
e women are busily toiling to earn a living,others prefer to use their bodies to make money rather than work.

This is why a video of a ‘brainless’ and well endowed slay queen has  gone viral on the internet.

The slay queen from Mombasa, who is a popular face in dating sites where she hawks flesh and sells nudes to s3x starved men, went to the forest to take naked photos and it turned out to be a bad day in ‘office’.

As she was pulling some stunts in the forest while half-naked, ants emerged from nowhere and spoilt the party.

The flesh peddling slay queen had to run to a safer place after the ants started devouring her legs.

Since it was shared on Wednesday, the video has gathered over 30,000 views, and people were left with a case of the giggles.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/ants-attack-slay-queen/
Foreign Affairs / Bill Gates Is Dead - Snr by Ilal: 9:32am On Sep 16, 2020
Williams Gates Sr., who stepped in when appeals for charity began to overwhelm his billionaire son and started what became the world’s largest philanthropy, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, died on Monday at his beach home on Hood Canal, at the age of 94.

The cause was Alzheimer’s disease, his family said in an announcement on Tuesday.

In 1994, Mr. Gates was 69 and planning to retire from his prestigious law practice in a few years when, one autumn evening, he and his son, Bill, and his daughter-in-law, Melinda, went to a movie. Standing in the ticket line, Bill told his father that he was being inundated with appeals for charity but that he was far too busy running Microsoft to answer them.

His father suggested that he, Bill Sr., could sift through the paperwork and, with his son’s approval, send out some checks. Bill Jr. agreed.

What Mr. Gates Sr. found later were dozens of cardboard boxes filled with requests for money, many with heartbreaking stories of need.

A week later, Bill Jr. set aside $100 million to open what was initially called the William H. Gates Foundation. His father, sitting at his kitchen table, wrote the first check: $80,000 for a local cancer program.

Over the next 13 years, while Bill Gates focused primarily on Microsoft, his father managed the foundation day to day, conferring with its executives and philanthropic experts, sending his son lists of proposed grants, writing checks and shaping the charity’s major goals: improving health and education and alleviating poverty in America and the third world.

Bill Gates Jr. credited his father with the early success of the foundation. “I make sure the resources are available, and he works to wisely spend the money,” he told The Seattle Times in 2003.

A prominent Seattle lawyer with heavy civic and professional obligations, Mr. Gates Sr. had largely left to his wife, Mary, the duties of raising their two daughters and one son, Bill, who, all agreed, became insufferably argumentative as a boy — resisting his mother’s requests that he clean up his room, that he stop biting his pencils and that he sit down to dinner on time.

Their test of wills exploded one night at the dinner table, with Bill shouting at his mother in what he described years later to The Wall Street Journal as “utter, total, sarcastic, smart-ass kid rudeness.” In response, his father, in “a rare blast of temper,” The Journal wrote, threw a glass of water in his son’s face.

Young Bill was taken to a therapist, who advised his parents to ease off on discipline. They sent him to Lakeside, a private prep school in Seattle, where he had access to computers. There he met Paul Allen, a student computer whiz.

Years later, the parents acquiesced when Bill quit Harvard and moved to Albuquerque, where he and Mr. Allen founded Microsoft in 1975.

Microsoft grew into the world’s largest personal computer software company. Its 1986 public offering turned its founders into billionaires and 12,000 employees into millionaires. It became one of America’s most valuable publicly traded companies — the third, after Apple and Amazon, to reach the magical trillion-dollar market capitalization.

“I never imagined that the argumentative young boy who grew up in my house, eating my food and using my name, would be my future employer,” Bill Sr. told the Seattle Rotary Club in 2005.

In an age of income inequality, Mr. Gates Sr. argued that the purpose of wealth was not to pass it on to loved ones. With Mr. Buffett and the financier George Soros, he opposed a repeal of the federal estate tax in 2001. In 2003 he published “Wealth and Our Commonwealth: Why America Should Tax Accumulated Fortunes” (written with Chuck Collins). And he campaigned unsuccessfully in 2010 for a Washington State income tax on individuals earning $200,000 and couples earning $400,000.

Unlike most philanthropies, the Gates foundation’s bylaws mandate the disposal of all its assets within 20 years of the death of Bill or Melinda Gates, whichever comes later. By 2019, the foundation had given away about $50 billion but still had a $47 billion endowment. Forbes magazine said Bill Gates had $108.8 billion in January 2020, exceeded only by the fortune of the Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos ($115.6 billion) and that of Bernard Arnault, the LVMH luxury goods titan ($117 billion).

In his book “Showing Up for Life: Thoughts on the Gifts of a Lifetime” (2009), Mr. Gates Sr. wrote: “Those who claim that the wealth they have accumulated is theirs to pass on without returning anything back to the American system show a shocking lack of appreciation for all that the system and public monies did to help them create wealth.”

NY Times

Source: https://ojblitz.com/williams-gates-dead/
Crime / Caught In The Act: Woman Catches Best Friend Sleeping With Her Husband by Ilal: 8:32am On Sep 16, 2020
A woman (name withheld) was caught red-handed in action at a hotel with her best friend’s husband on top of her.

Apparently, the woman is also married with kids but then she always admires her best friend’s husband. She becomes close to the husband and one thing led to the other.

Eventually, she started dating her best friend’s husband.

According to reports, they arrange to meet at a hotel to enjoy themselves but then someone saw what was going on and then reported the matter to the friend.

Lo and behold, they were caught red-handed in action.
Source: https://ojblitz.com/caught-in-the-act/
Family / Dead Man Requests For Drinking Water Before His Casket Is Lowered by Ilal: 7:44am On Sep 16, 2020
Drama ensued on Tuesday afternoon at Ahero, in Kisumu County after a dead body asked for drinking water.

The incident happened during a funeral service while the family was preparing to lower the body to the grave.

According to the residents, Denis Obiko, the deceased died under some unexplainable supernatural powers.

As the funeral process was going on, the sister of the deceased fell unconsciously on the ground, asking people to take a glass of drinking water to the casket.

The elders clarified the incident noting that it was her brother who was speaking through her

“She fell on the ground asking for the drinking water. It was not her voice. It was her brother’s,” said one of the residents who attended the funeral.

After the glass of water was delivered, the deceased still asked for a ball to be brought near the casket. He then called out for his friends whom he used to play football with before his death.

“Two of them showed up. They kicked the ball around while people watched in shock,” added the resident.

In an interview with, mzee Ronald Ongari, a Luo elder said that such instances are common especially when the dead’s spirit is angered.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/dead-man-drinks-water/
Crime / Man Arrested With Fresh Human Head At Parliament, Says It’s Gift For The Speaker by Ilal: 4:37pm On Sep 15, 2020
What can only be described as a horror movie played out on Monday September 14th at the Parliament building in Uganda when a 23-year-old man was arrested as he attempted to deliver a child’s head to the Office of the Speaker.

It is said that the alleged fresh human head was wrapped in form of a gift that was meant to be delivered to the Speaker, Hon. Rebecca Kadaga’s office.

The man whose identity is not yet disclosed was intercepted at the parliament gate opposite the National Theatre by security while trying to access the speaker’s office. When he was asked by security where he was going, he said he was delivering a gift to the speaker.

This prompted the security officers to ask what was in the gift parcel and on opening it, they reportedly discovered that it was a child’s head.

They quickly apprehended the man and briefly detained him at the parliament police offices before whisking him away.

It was gathered that when he was asked why he did such thing, the young man calmly informed them that it is a gift to the speaker.

His intention to deliver a fresh child’s head to the office of the Speaker is still uncertain.

The man is currently detained at Kibuli. Police CID Headquarters as investigations begins.

He was later on paraded with the human head that he was carrying. It is not yet established whether he was sent by someone to make the delivery or if he is mentally ill.

Police officers at the security checkpoint who spoke on condition of anonymity confirmed the incident and said that the messenger was a smart, composed man, with a face mask.

Helen Kaweesa, the assistant director of communications and public affairs says that her office is yet to receive an official report from the parliament security detail and police on the reported incident.

Kampala Metropolitan Police deputy spokesperson Luke Owoyesigire, who also confirmed the incident, said that they are still investigating the incident.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/human-head-in-sack/
Crime / Herdsmen Arrested For Defiling A 16-year-old After Robbing Her Family by Ilal: 8:36am On Sep 14, 2020
Two out of three herdsmen, who went into hiding after attacking a family in a farm settlement in Ogun State, have been arrested.

The herdsmen stole a cash sum of N140,000 from the family then raped a 16-year-old member of the family on Wednesday, September 9, 2020, at Afowowa Gbelu Village in Ewekoro Local Goverment Council Area of the state.

According to the State’s Police Spokesperson, DSP Abimbola Oyeyemi, the suspects, Abu Adamu and Muhammadu Aliyu, alongside a third person who is now at large, invaded the farm settlement, attacked the house of one Aminat Okeshola, dispossessed the family of a cash sum of one hundred and forty thousand naira after which, they took a 16-year-old daughter of the family to a cassava plantation, where they took turns on her.

Oyeyemi said that following a distress call, policemen swiftly swung into action and combed the entire area and succeeded in arresting two of the suspects, who took to hiding in a nearby bush on sighting the detectives, while the third suspect escaped.

The two arrested suspects were immediately identified by the victims.

The state Commissioner of Police, Edward Awolowo Ajogun, has ordered a manhunt for the fleeing member of the gang.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/herdsmen-defiles-16-year-old/
Romance / Re: Married Woman Banished From Community Over Sex With Community Small Boys by Ilal: 8:23pm On Sep 12, 2020
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Romance / Married Woman Banished From Community Over Sex With Community Small Boys by Ilal: 7:53pm On Sep 12, 2020
Residents of Kenyoni, a village in Kitutu Chacha North in Kisii County have ejected a 35-year-old married woman from their community for allegedly cheating on her husband with young boys.

According to the family of the woman’s husband, the 35-year-old had been caught thrice in a compromising position with three different young boys.

Her husband, David Mageto, is a teacher in the area. He had taken in the woman in a traditional marriage that saw her family perform marriage rituals.

Speaking to K24 Digital, David’s mother, Elmerita Kerubo, said that when her son was courting this woman, she pretended to be a good woman, who would settle down and have a family in peace.

The 35-year-old had just been divorced from her previous husband when David started seeing her, little did he know what awaits him.

“She presented herself as very kind and welcoming. At that time, she had just divorced her first husband. I urged my son to marry her. We followed traditional customs to bring her home,” recounts Kerubo.

“Immediately after we had paid dowry for her, she changed her character completely. She began engaging in sexual relationships with every young man or boy in the community. She would paw at the boys the same way a cheetah would attack a deer,” added Mageto’s mother.

However, attempts by the area elders to guide her fell on deaf ears as she continued with her hunting habit as if nothing had been said to her.

According to David’s family, the woman had taken control over their son, who is soft-spoken and easily manipulated.

The family and neighbors had to take matters in their hands as things had gone out of control, and they could not bear it anymore.

“We have banished her from this community, we do not want anything to do with her. We have brought down her house to symbolise that she is no longer needed here,” said Jared Mayaka, the woman’s husband brother.

The family also pointed out that the woman could not be told anything as she was abusive both physically and verbally.

Source : https://ojblitz.com/woman-banished-from-community/
Crime / Woman With Snake Skin After Sleeping With Best Friend’s Husband by Ilal: 7:29pm On Sep 12, 2020
Whatever is done in secret will surely be made public for every eyes to see it. The narrative stems from the fact that a young lady made a shocking confession after sleeping with her friend’s husband.

A 30-year-old lady is currently searching for serious help to enable her to treat her skin after she slept with her best friend’s husband.

Narrating her ordeal, she said her friend has been married to her husband for five years and she has been sleeping with him for four years without her friend’s knowledge.

According to her, it all started when she visited her friend at home one evening and she was told that her friend had travelled for work.

So one conversation and one drink of glass led to one thing and they had s3x and ever since that day they have been having s3X.

She said they travel together for a vacation anytime they get the chance so the wife suspected that her husband was cheating but didn’t know who.

She further disclosed, her friend told her about her husband’s cheating and that she will deal with that lady.

The lady said, she went on vacation with her friend’s husband as usual and the following day she realized that her skin was changing to snakeskin and now she doesn’t know if her friend did something to her and really needs help and advice on.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/slept-with-best-friend-husband/
Family / Teens Worst Nightmare After Python Bites His Penis While Using The Toilet by Ilal: 8:26am On Sep 12, 2020
A Thai teen lived out every man’s worst nightmare after a snake sunk its fangs into his penis while he was using the toilet.


“I looked down and saw there was a snake hanging in the toilet,” Siraphop Masukarat, 18, told Viral Press. His near-serpent circumcision occurred Tuesday, approximately 12 miles north of Bangkok, after the reptile allegedly infiltrated the plumbing.

Masukarat recalls watching smartphone videos on the toilet when all of sudden he felt a searing pain in his nether region. The university student looked down to discover a nightmarish sight — a 4-foot python with its jaws clamped around the tip of his penis.

At that point, the horrified boy stood up with the snake still attached, and slammed the door on the reptile, causing it to release its grip. Masukarat then howled in terror and rushed out of the now blood-spattered bathroom with his pants around his ankles, whereupon the serpent slinked back into the toilet bowl.

Noticing her son’s distress, the teenager’s mother attempted to calm him down before emergency services rushed the poor soul to the hospital to have his mangled member repaired. Thankfully, doctors were able to stitch up Masukarat’s wound and sterilize it using an antibiotic wash.

”The doctor said my penis can be used as a normal soon,” gushed the grateful teen, who is currently recovering at the hospital.

As for the snake, handlers were able to bag the manhood-munching reptile using special equipment and release it safely back into the wild.

Despite the painful ordeal, Masukarat’s mother said she’s relieved that the snake was a non-venomous python and not a deadly cobra.

Nonetheless, she predicts that her son “will be scared every time he goes to toilet.”

Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time someone has been bitten by a snake while on the bowl. In January, a Thai woman had to be hospitalized after a snake sunk its fangs into her thigh while she was doing her business.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/python-bites-teens-penis/
Crime / Woman Abandones Asian Baby While Her Husband Is Black by Ilal: 10:53pm On Sep 11, 2020
A baby has been abandoned at Nguludi hospital after her mother realised she had given birth to a baby of Asian decent yet her husband is black.

It’s suspected she’s been having an extra marital affair with a Malawian of Asian origin in or around Mpingwe where she used to work part time.

Hmmmm, what made the baby ASHIAN?

Source: https://ojblitz.com/woman-abandones-asian-baby/
Crime / Photo: Police Caught Pants Down With COVID-19 Patient In Isolation Facility by Ilal: 4:49am On Sep 11, 2020
Police Officer in busia was caught pants down while dishing on a COVID-19 patient who had been placed in isolation.

The female COVID-19 patient had been quarantined at the Agricultural Training Centre (ATC) in Busia.

The Busia ATC is normally watched by hawk-eyed by three police officers and three prison warders so as to house COVID-19 patients from the Busia GK Prison and the nearby community .

The two groups (inmates and ordinary citizens) are, however, kept in separate wards.

On Thursday at around 10 pm, a prison warder officer identified as Police Constable Emmanuel Ng’etich, began engaging a COVID-19 patient in an oral manners

Constable Jeff Obondo, his fellow warder, was shocked by the incident and immediately alerted the guard room of the Ngerich’s actions

“All the officers [thereafter] went to check what was happening.

However, they did not find Ng’etich and the COVID-19 patient. [As a result], they became suspicious and started looking around.

Several minutes past 10pm, they heard noise and commotion emanating from the women’s ward,” says a police report filed at the Busia Police Station at 00:30am Friday.

“The police officers rushed there and found all the female patients outside, complaining that Police Constable Ng’etich was raping the lady [she had earlier struck a conversation with].”

Authorities say when they went into the woman’s room, they found her and Ng’etich naked in bed.

However, another quarantined female COVID-19 patient noted that the victim had consent to sex but later changed the story to rape when she was discovered.

Police Constable Ng’etich was arrested and his fire arm taken away, besides he was also put under quarantine at the same facility .

Investigations have been launched into the matter, this is according to Busia County Police Commander John Notice.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/pants-down-with-patient/
Crime / Man Gang Raped By 3 Women For 3 Consecutive Days by Ilal: 10:18pm On Sep 10, 2020
A gang of women kidnapped a man and raped him for three days while force-feeding him energy drinks, police said.

The victim, 23, was found traumatized and exhausted after being dumped in a field semi-naked after his 72-hour ordeal, according to cops in South Africa.

Detectives investigating the case said the 23-year-old man had got into a 15-seater communal taxi with three young women.

Police spokesperson Captain Colette Wellback said: “En-route into town the driver changed direction and the young man was told to get in the front.

“One of the women then allegedly injected him with an unknown substance and he passed out and woke up in an unfamiliar room in a single bed.

“The female suspects then allegedly forced the man to drink energy drinks before taking turns raping him numerous times every day for three days.”

The victim, from Nellmapius in Pretoria, South Africa, was dumped in a field in Benoni where he flagged down passing motorists who called police.

He got into the taxi three days previously to get a lift into Pretoria and told officers he had not been allowed to sleep and was only allowed to consume energy drinks.

The police said he lost count of the number of times he was raped.

Captain Wellback said: “The South African Police Service take all sexual offences seriously regardless of the gender of the victim involved.

“We assure all victims of these types of sexual crimes that we will carry out robust investigations to bring all the offenders to justice.”

Any other victims of the female rape gang have been asked to come forward.

Violent crime, including kidnap and rape, is rife in troubled South Africa.

Just yesterday it was reported that a student was allegedly raped, stabbed and strangled to death after she was abducted in a violent carjacking.

Hannah Cornelius, 21, and a friend were kidnapped on Friday night and cops found the student’s body near a farm in the Western Cape province of Stellenbosch the next morning.

Last year three women were arrested for luring a man to a house in Durban, South Africa, and raping him after locking the door and beating him.

The video went viral and it was only when the footage surfaced that it was reported.

In October 2015 a 31-year-old male hitchhiker was picked up by three women in a BMW who gave him a soft drink which had been spiked with Viagra.

He was raped by all three women in the car at gunpoint.

Reese Mann, director of the South African Male Survivors of Sexual Abuse, said nearly 20 per cent of all sexual violations reported to police were on men.

He said: “Male victims of sexual abuse are much less likely than their female counterparts to report sexual abuse because police don’t take it seriously.

“It is a widely accepted myth that if males get an erection during the sexual abuse they must have enjoyed it – but a man being raped can still be erect.”

Meanwhile, police in South Africa are urging any other victims of the female rape gang or any witnesses to come forward.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/man-gang-raped/
Crime / Shock As Form 2 Boy Kills Form 3 Boy Over Class 8 Girlfriend by Ilal: 8:20pm On Sep 09, 2020
Police in Kenya have arrested a 16-year-old boy on accusation of killing his 17-year-old neighbour over allegations that the deceased was eying his lover, a 14-year-old girl.

The suspect, a Form Two student, fatally stabbed the now-deceased, a Form Three student, in the chest on Monday evening (September 7).

The 16-year-old boy had suspected that his 17-year-old rival was secretly seeing his lover, a Class Eight pupil; and, on Monday evening, he (suspect) went to the deceased’s house where a confrontation ensued.

During the incident, the suspect is said to have whipped out a kitchen knife from his pocket and stabbed his love rival in the chest and left arm, killing him on the spot.

Police’s Moffat Moseti confirmed the incident to K24 Digital.

“The deceased was taken to Kakamega County Teaching and Referral Hospital morgue, whereas the suspect is being held at Shisasari Police Station.

We will arraign him in a juvenile court once investigations into the 17-year-old boy’s death are concluded,” said Moseti.

Source: https://ojblitz.com/boy-kills-neighbour-over-girl/
Crime / Re: Driver Rapes COVID-19 Patient He Was Transporting To The Hospital by Ilal: 6:44am On Sep 09, 2020
pheelhip:
This is Strange
very strange o
Crime / Driver Rapes COVID-19 Patient He Was Transporting To The Hospital by Ilal: 6:13am On Sep 09, 2020
A 19-year-old girl was allegedly raped by an ambulance driver on her way to the hospital after she tested positive for COVID-19.

The ambulance driver, identified as 29-year-old V Noufal while on their way to the Firstline COVID Treatment Centre in Pathanamthitta district of Kerala, India, on Saturday night, September 5.

Noufal was arrested on Sunday morning September 6, after the victim told staff of the hospital about the alleged incident when she arrived in Pandalam.

After his arrest, Police said he had not obtained the mandatory clearance certificate before joining as a driver.

Health Minister KK Shailaja described the attack in Kerala as ‘shocking’ and ‘inhuman.’

A health department official told The Indian Express that the driver is usually sent alone to a particular locality to pick up patients to limit the exposure of health workers.

The official said:

“The driver’s chamber is partitioned and no other staff or nurse accompanies the driver while ferrying patients to hospital.

“This is to limit the exposure of health workers to infected persons. In rare cases, if the patient is serious, we send a nurse. In this case, both patients were stable.”

The attack is the latest in a series of high profile sexual offences in India.


Source: https://ojblitz.com/driver-rapes-covid-19-patient/
Crime / Re: Couple Arrested After Their 3-month-old Baby Dies Of Hard Drugs by Ilal: 7:50pm On Sep 08, 2020
Galactico4ever:
Loool grin Unfortunately,yes it's money.
true. Na pandemic cause am o. Hehehe
Crime / Re: Couple Arrested After Their 3-month-old Baby Dies Of Hard Drugs by Ilal: 8:38am On Sep 08, 2020
Galactico4ever:
Am good bro,though not too good wink
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, money right?
Crime / Re: Couple Arrested After Their 3-month-old Baby Dies Of Hard Drugs by Ilal: 8:38am On Sep 08, 2020
punisha:
I'm pretty sure that they didn't even know when they were experimenting with their child.

Say no to drugs.
Patronize only mine. It is packaged and produced in 51 iweka road and alaba intl mrkt and contains some minerals and nutrients.

To know if it is original, take ur first drag and wait for 30secs to hear kpaa kpaa in ur head pls.

What are you into man?
Celebrities / Hip Pad Gone Wrong: Benedicta Gafah Called Out Over Misplaced Hip Pad by Ilal: 8:35am On Sep 08, 2020
Actress Benedicta Gafah has appeared in the news and this time, it is not for her flawless makeup or glamorous poses but for a wardrobe malfunction.

The actress was seen in a photo standing in front of a house wearing a USA-themed dress.

She appeared flawless as usual and glowed in her expertly-done make up as she spreads her legs apart while standing.

The photo also saw the actress and TV show host wearing some stunners and hoop earrings as she poses for the camera.

She captioned the photo: “God don’t play about me, seen it a multiple times.”

However, some social media police pointed out to the actress’ left hip area which appeared a bit abnormal.

Some people, with scrutiny, claimed that the actress was putting on a hip pad that had gotten misplaced.

A critical look at the area showed that there appeared to be a swell around that region – an indication that something was placed there.

Some fans took to the comment section to voice out their observations.

xander_cage5 wrote: “Ur hip pad don shift.”

Source: https://ojblitz.com/benedicta-gafah-hip-pad/
Crime / Re: Couple Arrested After Their 3-month-old Baby Dies Of Hard Drugs by Ilal: 7:54am On Sep 08, 2020
Galactico4ever:
They are trying to "catch them young". Really sad and unfortunate.
so sad man. How are you doing?

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