Bluehill1051:
You're a fool. You will never see 2020 by God's grace! Bastard

God's grace.... Hmmmm God is not an unjust God.

Who insulted who? And you say God.

It's a pity.

Bluehill1051:
You're a fool. You will never see 2020 by God's grace! Bastard

I never insulted you. Therefore, any evil whatsoever you wish me shall befall you and your household In Jesus Name.


Isaiah 7:4-7

ghettokid1:

Useless idiotic fool, who do u think he/she will visit your yeye blog? Greedy fellow

@ghettokid1 I'm still wondering what warrant the Insults.

Have we met? The next time you do this you won't like my response.

According to talks on social media, these lovebirds just got married and they decided to take a selfie and make an announcement online.
The image was taken late in the night after a long day of marital celebrations.

Social media users saw the picture and started making a mockery of the make-up the young lady wore.

Many joked that the make-up artist behind the beautification process deserves a death penalty.

Well, much details are not available about the identities of the couple but there is a strong indication that they are Nigerians.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/scary-wedding-photo/

A bride was left horrified when a woman burst into her reception shouting:

Stacey Owen feared the woman was a ‘crazy ex-girlfriend’ of her new husband Keri when she interrupted their big day wearing a wedding dress.

The couple were on the dance floor at the Ty Newydd Country Hotel in Aberdare, Wales, when the woman ran into room and began hitting Keri on the head with a bouquet.

But within seconds Stacey realized the whole thing was a prank, set up by her maid of honor, Jackie Lewis, reports Wales online.

The ‘crazy ex’ was actually comedian January Rees, from Glynneath, who Jackie had convinced to gatecrash the wedding.

“I managed to persuade Jan to take part, it could have gone drastically wrong. We were planning it for 4-5 months,” said Jackie.

“Stacey expected some sort of surprise and I just wanted to do something silly. I was searching for ideas online when I came across videos of drag queens going down the aisle which gave me this idea.”

Talking about the wedding on November 30, bride Stacey said everyone was terrified when the stunt first unfolded.

“I just thought what is going on as we had just done our first dance. At first the lights were dim and I couldn’t see her face so I just thought it was one of Keri’s nutty exes.

“But when the lights came up I could see Jan’s face and I knew who she was then. My partner was terrified at first.”
The 29-year-old said that performance would always be remembered by everyone who went to the wedding.

“We did see the funny side, the performance has had everyone talking.
“Everyone at the wedding was laughing and they were hiding when she was whacking people with the flowers.

“The whole day was brilliant, my partner was hiding behind me, he just said ‘I hope she doesn’t terrorize me’ as he’d seen her live before as a standup comedian.”

January admitted she was really nervous as it was the first time she had ever done anything like it.

“Jackie phoned me and said ‘Jan, only you can pull it off’, but it could have gone either way. I got my old wedding dress from the attic and got in the car and drove to the venue.

“You should have seen the neighbor’s face. Only the DJ and Jackie knew about it. At first the bride was shocked and she thought I was a crazy ex-girlfriend.

“The response has been amazing, everyone seemed to love it,” she said.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/it-should-have-been-me/

MarianaTrench:

Some has already created a thread on this topic which has even hit front page.
What's the point in duplicating it?!

I did not know. Sorry about that.

Music Minister and General Overseer of the City of Praise WorldWide Prophetic Ministeries, Prophetess Patience Akpabio has advised women to moan out loud when meeting their husbands in the bedroom.

Prophetess Akpabio gave the advise via a Facebook post dated December 2.

The prophetess who refers to her own husband as “orgasm general” warns that Nigeria is at stake and therefore couples should raise a bar for volcanic orgasms that is capable of producing freedom fighters not dumb kids.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/loud-moaning/

donbachi:
meaning...dis him fart fit kill fishes inside river.

donbachi:
meaning...dis him fart fit kill fishes inside river.

Joe Rwamirama from Kampala, Uganda is cashing in on his unique and deadly farts that kill mosquitoes instantly.

Two big mosquito repellent companies are paying Joe millions to study his farts so they can convert them into a mosquito repellent product.
Joe’s good fart can drop all flying insects not bigger than mosquitoes dead within a 6-meter radius.

Even as a small child growing up in a village in Uganda Joe’s farts were known and appreciated to a point where the local chief always took in young joe and live with him during malaria seasons.

No one near joe had ever caught Malaria, Joe himself had no idea how a mosquito bite feels like.

“I eat ordinary food just like everyone else but no insect can lay a foot on me, not even a fly. I smell like a normal man and I bath daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects especially mosquitoes.

Imagine buying a Raid can with my face on it”. Laughs Joe who just turned 48 last week.
Scientists believe what happened to Joe is probably just some type of evolution mutation combination to survive malaria.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/my-farts-kill-mosquitoes/

The six-metre long python which was being kept by a sex worker at a certain lodge in Zimbabwe for alleged use in black magic endeavors was brought to the Mutare Magistrates Courts as an exhibit.

Hundreds of people thronged the courts to see the snake which was brought by detectives and officials from the Department of Parks and Wildlife for it to be recorded as an exhibit.

After it was registered as an exhibit the reptile was taken back to the Mutare Museum for safe keeping since the Clerk of Court does not have a suitable place to keep it.

The sex worker, Queen Mpofu and the owner of the Green Gate lodge she operates from, Loice Samhere, were remanded in custody to December 20 for trial after Miss Notebular Muchineripi turned down their bail applications.

They are facing charges of contravening the Parks and Wildlife Act for allegedly possessing a specified animal.

Mpofu was arrested first but she later confessed to detectives that Samhere was the owner of the snake and was only keeping it for her.

Mr Tirivanhu Mutyasira prosecuted while Messrs Chris Ndlovu and Cosmas Chibaya stood for the suspects.

Source: https://www.manicapost.co.zw/juju-python-comes-to-court/

A Conversation between an alleged Sisterhood Money Club member and a potential member has surfaced the internet.

From the chat, the member was trying to lure the other lady to the club which would see her many more money to live a luxury lifestyle.

Explaining how they make money, members are to bring the sperm of men they sleep with in exchange of $500.

Read the conversation below:

Source: http://ojblitz.com/sisterhood-money-club/

“There are a lot of women who want not only butt injections, but all kinds of cosmetic surgery, because they do not like their body.

“I want to let people know I am here for you, I understand what you are going through, but just because it looks good it’s not healthy – if you decide you do want work done, go to a surgeon and do your research.”

Courtney added: “I have made a lot of mistakes but I am looking to put all this behind me – included this behind.”

However, many people have continued to taunt her on social media saying everything about her is fake – Courtney Barnes Butt Enlargement.

More on this story at the source below: http://ojblitz.com/courtney-barnes-regrets-enlarging-her-59-inch-butt-photos/

Renowned Lawyer Maurice Ampaw has confessed in a recent interview that he used to ‘chop’ female university students when he was a lecturer.

The controversial lawyer revealed that he used to award marks to several female students.
Lawyer Maurice Ampaw who used to be a Law lecturer at Meridian Pre-University took a U-turn to say that he was never involved in s-x for grades.

According to him, although he chops university girls, he never dated his own students but rather dated students from different universities were he was not teaching in order to play safe.

“You can chop the University girls but don’t chop your own students. What I did was simple. Let’s say if I lecture at Central University is a no go area but I chop the girls from other universities.

So I was not the kind of lecturers who chop students and award them marks.” He told First Lady, host of ‘Time With the Stars’ show.

Lawyer Maurice Ampaw admitted that he
chopped several University ladies when he was actively teaching/lecturing.

When pushed to the wall by First Lady, the host of the show on why he was having intercourse with the university girls, Lawyer Maurice Ampaw said:

“As a lecturer,you may end up either dating or having problems, but you must avoid your students.

I used to chop them but I am no more teaching. I am married now so I won’t ‘chop’ any lady when I get the chance.

“Although I was married back then, it was due to temptation from the University ladies.” He told First Lady in response to why he was married and still chopping the University girls.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/i-used-to-chop-university-girls/

A crazy video of a bride and her bridesmaid seriously twerking at the reception of her wedding.

Surprisingly the bride who happens to the leader went as far as showing off her underwear whiles she exhibits her twerking skills.

The bridesmaids who also joined the bride on the dance floor exhibit their God-giving twerking skills; twerks like there is no tomorrow.

Well, it’s unclear where the incident occurred but judging from the scene, it appears it took place somewhere in the United States.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/wild-twerk-at-reception/

Soon to be husband seen peeping at his soon to be wife private in a rare pre wedding photoshoot.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/rare-pre-wedding-photos/

A 31-year old woman was admitted to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center yesterday after the 14-month old toddler she was babysitting got stuck in her vaginal cavity.
Latifah Brown called 911 around 9:30 PM last night, reporting that she had a baby stuck in her vagina.

The operator first assumed that she was giving birth at home and dispatched an ambulance to the site.
The paramedics had quite a surprise when they arrived on the site and saw what was actually happening.

One of the paramedics, Brian Whitmore, related the incident in an interview with WBNS-10 TV.
“The little boy wore a diaper and pyjamas, but he had his legs and abdomen stuck in the woman’s vagina.”

The paramedics spent more than an hour on the site trying to release the child from his difficult position but were unable to get the toddler out.
“I don’t know how she got the child in there! We were both pulling as strong as we could and he wouldn’t come out.”

Ms. Brown and the child were finally transported to the hospital, where doctors were able to separate them after a delicate operation.
The young boy suffers from a dislocated hip, but doctors don’t think he will suffer any sequelae from the incident.

The paramedic, Ryan Whitmore, says he was shocked when he arrived on the scene and saw the fully dressed toddler caught in the woman’s vagina.

The babysitter was interrogated by police and confessed to deliberately inserting the child in her vaginal cavity.

She explained that she was feeling depressed after her doctor told her she could never have children and wanted to know how it felt to give birth.

Ms. Brown now faces a total of 11 criminal charges, including aggravated child neglect causing bodily harm, and could spend up to 65 years in prison.

Her lawyer has asked for a psychiatric evaluation, claiming that she isn’t fit to stand trial.
Depending on the results of the evaluation, her trial could begin in June.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/babysitter-in-trouble/

A lady is currently on the run after allegedly leaving indelible marks on the face of her friend, following a dispute over N950 in Umuahia, Abia State.

Giving an account of what happened, someone in the know, Eva, said: “On Friday, 28th November 2019, one miss Chikaodi Umeh — who is a friend to Onyinyechi Abaruo — went out drinking with their mutual friend, Nene.

Onyinyechi later went to join them, but as she was arriving, Chikaodi’s male friend who was hosting them, was about to leave and Chikaodi pleaded with him to give her some money to enable her buy more drinks for Onyinyechi who just came in. The guy then gave Chikaodi the sum of N2000 and left.

And Chikaodi went ahead to buy 5 bottles of beer which amounted to N1,050 and was left with N950 which she decided to keep. But that got Onyinyichi angry and questioned why Chikaodi would keep the money to herself. This resulted in a dispute and later a fight between them.

After the fight, Chikaodi left but forgot her body lotion on the table.

She later called their other friend, Nene — who invited Onyinyechi in the first place — to please help her bring the lotion to kano street, uzoakoli road, umuahia.

However, while waiting for Nene to arrive, Onyinyechi stormed the place in a tricycle and told her: “this your fine face, I will disfigure it for you.” Then she brought out a sharp object and attacked her, leaving her in a pool of blood before fleeing in the tricycle.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/lady-disfigures-friend/

According to eyewitness, this is Not a robbery scene, just a Pastor arriver.


Source: http://ojblitz.com/church-members-bow-down/

The Most Romantic Ways To Say “I Love You”

1. I seriously can’t wait to spend the rest of our lives together.
2. Each day I look at you I feel love and inspiration.
3. If I were spelling out my favorite thing, it’d be spelled ‘YOU‘.
4. Sometimes I can’t stop gazing at you… you look too good to be true.
5. I love you more and more with each passing day.
6. I feel incomplete without you.
7. I don’t even want to think about what life would be like without you because I feel incomplete without you already.
8. I feel incomplete without you.
9. You are the sun in my day and the moon of my nights.
10. Everything you do in my life adds to my happiness, subtracts from my sadness, and multiplies my joy!
11. You are the one I want to spend my life with.
12. You are my soul mate.
13. We were made perfectly for each other.
14. Everything about you is gorgeous.
15. I value you above anything else in my life.
16. I can’t believe how hard I’ve fallen for you.
17. You make my soul sing when you walk into the room.
18. Your voice is a melody to my soul.
19. I feel such powerful adoration for you and only for you.
20. You are my treasure and always the most precious thing in my life.
21. I don’t know how you knock me off my feet.
22. It’s amazing how you knock me off my feet.
23. I wake up smiling every morning because it’s another day with you.
24. I will never love another person as much as I love you.
25. How did you become the amazing person that you are?
26. You are the best boyfriend/husband, girlfriend/wife, partner/significant other in the entire world.
27. I’m excited we have so much time to be with each other because it’s Saturday.
28. You leave me breathless every time I see you.
29. You leave me speeches when you are on a red dress.
30. To you – the only person I will ever love.
31. You smell sweet.
32. I can’t say it enough – I LOVE YOU.
33. I’ve got nothing but so much love for you.
34. I have feelings for you.
35. My feelings for you get stronger each day.
36. I’m falling for you over and over again.
37. I care for you.
38. You’re everything to me.
39. You’re my world.
40. Your presence sends some vibes.
41. My favorite He/She.
42. You’re my one and only.
43. I’m yours, you’re mine.
44. I’m yours to keep.
45. You’re my partner in crime - with a wink.
46. You’ve got me head over heels.
47. I long for you.
48. You’re exciting.
49. I’m devoted to you.
50. You’ve got me obsessed.
51. You twist my insides.
52. You’re out of this world.
53. You’re magnificent.
54. Baby, be mine.
55. You take me on a trip to the moon.
56. You brighten up my life.
57. You make me want to be a better person.
58. You’re always on my mind.
59. You’re the one that I fancy.
60. I keep falling in love with you over and over again.
61. You’re the object of my affection.
62. I’ve never felt this way about someone before.
63. I can’t imagine a life without you.
64. You’re the apple of my eye.
65. My cup of tea.
66. You make my heart beat.
67.You light up my world.
68. I will be there for you always.
69. I love you more than words can do say.
70. Being with you makes anything feel possible.
71. You complete me.
72. My other half.
73. I can’t imagine spending my life with anyone but you.
74. You’re my bestie.
75. You’re the butter in my bread.
76. I know I’ll be fine when you’re close to me.
77. I will always catch you when you fall.
78. You mean more to me than you know.
79. I’m crushing on you real hard.
80. You rock my boat.
81. I’d be lost if it weren’t for you.
82. You bring me sunshine.
83. You’re my inspiration.
84. You make my heart flap.
85. You feel like home to me.
86. You have the keys to my heart.
87. I value every waking moment with you.
88. You’re flawless.
89. You drive me crazy.
90. You’re precious to me.
91. I’m thankful to have you in my life.
92. I treasure you.
93. Being with you is a dream comes true.
94. I sincerely care for you.
95. You’re thrilling.
96. You keep me under your spell.
97. Nothing compares to you.
98. You hypnotize me.
99. You drive me wild.
100. You’re the light to my flame.
101. You inspire me differently.
102. You’re the one just for me.
103. You’re all that I need.
104. You mean the world to me.
105. I’m so blessed to have you in my life.
106. You sweeten the sourest of days.
107. You lift me up when I’m down.
108. The world is a better place with you in it.
109. You’re unlike anyone I’ve ever met.
110. I’ve waited a lifetime for someone like you.
111. Your lips are like sugar.
112. Your lips are wow.
113. Your lips look yummy.
114. Your lips and legs drive me crazy.
115. Look at that waist line.
116. You keep me going.
117. Your love is like a drug.
118. Your love is addictive.
119. Your love gives me piece of mind.
120. Your love extinguishes my anger.
121. Your love set me on the right mood everyday.
122. Your love is like a calm sea.
123. I can always count on you to make me smile.
124. You are so sexy in the morning.
125. I love looking at you.
126. I love looking at your eyes.
127. You make me rise to the occasion.
128. You make me feel like my best self.
129. Our bond cannot be broken.
130. I love exploring your body.
131. We’re meant to be.
132. We’re meant for each other.
133. Your voice is like a song.
134. Your voice calms my anxiety.
135. Love is possible with you.
136. I love everything you stand for.
137. I see you for who you are, and it’s who I love.
138. I feel like we can take on the world together.
139. It’s you and I against the world.
140. We’re going to beat the odds together.
141. You’re paradise on earth.
142. I can’t say it enough – I love you more than anything.
143. You in the picture is a great deal.
144. You’re the best partner in the world.
145. Your love can’t be bought.
146. You’re my fire extinguisher.
147. Thinking about our future puts a smile on my face.
148. I hate noting about you.

Source:http://www.juilal.com/2019/11/148-beautiful-romantic-ways-to-say-i.html?m=1

amiibaby:
For wer

amiibaby:
For wer

A free spirited English woman has revealed that she gives express permission to her boyfriend to cheat on her during the Christmas period and so he gets to buy her guilty gifts.

Speaking to the Sun, English teacher Maria-Louise Warne, 61, from Bovey Tracey, Devon says she has been in a relationship with Greg* for the past 10 years and says she’s fine with this unorthodox philosophy.

“People might think I’m mad but I don’t mind my other half being unfaithful at Christmas. I’d also rather know than be made a fool of.” she says.
“A year into our relationship my partner made it crystal clear to me that fidelity was a meaningless concept to him.

According to Greg ‘sex is just an act.’ It is an itch that needs to be scratched.” she added.

he is very much aware of her boyfriend’s insatiable sexual appetite and is okay with him seeking fulfillment elsewhere during the festive holidays.

“Our se_x life is nothing short of amazing. If he wants to have sex elsewhere once in a while then I won’t stop him.I am not saying I condone it or encourage it.

But to some men it’s like having a drive in a different type of car.” Warne said.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/permission-to-cheat-during-christmas/

thundafire:
Alex Iwobi is tired and going back to home

thundafire:
Alex Iwobi is tired and going back to home

rookidmart:
Fake news.
This is the source: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/georgia-man-kept-deceased-mother-in-freezer-for-years-for-casual-sex/
That's a satirical news website, much like The Onion

Ehyaaaa, what makes it fake news if the content is same? News are curated Bush man. That's why CNN and AL Jazeera can give same report without issues.

But for your bushness, you wouldn't know. Please go and drink your garri.

Two teachers have been accused of raping a blind girl, 15 for over two month period in a school for children with disabilities.

Chaman Thakor, 62, and Jayanti Thakor, 30, allegedly raped the 15-year-old girl in the school’s music room.
The string of assaults were only revealed after her family became suspicious when she was due to return to the boarding school in Ambaji, Gujarat after the Diwali vacation last month.

She broke down and confided in her aunt, explaining her ordeal at the hands of the two teachers.

The girl’s aunt then contacted the police detailing the assaults.
She told them she was first raped in the music room by 30-year-old Chaman Thakor two months ago.

The older man, Jayanthi Thakor, 62, then allegedly assaulted her in the same room three days later. There was one more instance of rape by the older Thakor on the day before an Indian festival.

The familial connection between the two men is unknown.
The girl had been enrolled at the boarding school in July to study music. She had studied up to grade eight in her home village.

In addition to chosen courses of study, the school offers vocational training for people with disabilities.
Police Inspector, Ambaji, JB Agrawat, told the Times of India that the two men had fled after their crimes were discovered.

They added that a manhunt is underway for the two Thakors.

The men were immediately fired by the school management after their crimes were revealed.

Source:
http://ojblitz.com/teachers-rape-blind-girl/

According to the eyewitness, My friends sister got her fiance to tattoo a spider on her assh0le so when he cums in her ass it looks like the spider is making silk for a web.

See Photos:


Source: http://ojblitz.com/spider-tattooed/

A South African man has handed himself over to police after allegedly shooting a man in what seems to be a road-rage incident on Monday afternoon.

News24 reports that Eyewitnesses said the two had an altercation in Bryanston, Johannesburg, at which point the man allegedly shot his victim.

In a strange turn of events, after the shooting, the man allegedly loaded his victim into his car and drove him to the hospital before handing himself over at the Randburg police station.

The victim was said to be in critical condition.
Local police are still gathering information about the incident.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/man-shoots-another-man/

Cuccitini:

God save u say d hate speech bill has not been pass as a law u for dey beg bubu by now

Cuccitini:

God save u say d hate speech bill has not been pass as a law u for dey beg bubu by now

A 47-year-old American man from Georgia has been arrested after he was busted keeping his own deceased mother in the freezer for years while collecting welfare checks, food stamps and even indulging in sexual activities with the corpse reports the Atlanta Herald.

Owen O’Reilly, 47, was arrested after neighbors warned authorities that the suspect was washing his naked mother with a hose in his backyard.
O’Reilly’s mother, Margaret O’Reilly, passed away in late 2015 unknowingly to neighbors who were surprised to see her bathing naked in an inflatable pool in her backyard while being hosed by her 47-year-old son.

“I saw Margaret lying naked in an inflatable pool with Owen hosing her off,” described one neighbor, visibly shocked.

“I hadn’t seen Margaret since she had left for the hospital two years ago and now I see her naked, lying in an inflatable pool in her backyard. It just didn’t make sense,” he told reporters.
“At first, I thought he was handling some naked woman in the inflatable pool, but then I realized it was his dead mother.”

O’Reilly told officers he originally kept his mother’s body to collect her welfare checks but also admitted under pressure that he occasionally indulged in sexual activities with the corpse after trace amounts of sperm were discovered on the body.

“She is dead, she can’t feel anything,” he reportedly told Deputy Sheriff Johnson.
O’Reilly also told police officers he rarely had sexual relationships with his mother’s corpse and only when he was “really drunk” or that his girlfriend “pissed him off,” he said.

According to Georgia State law, a person convicted of any sexual act with a dead human body involving the sex organs of the one and the mouth, anus, penis, or vagina of the other shall be punished by imprisonment for not less than one nor more than ten years.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/man-kept-deceased-mom-in-freezer/

She was expected to spend 5 days, but as fate would have it, the program only took 3 days and she could not reach her husband on phone because her phone battery was dead so she decided to return home unannounced.

When she got home, her children told her that their father had a female visitor the moment she left and the lady has been with them since then.

She was already infuriated and inquired the lady's whereabouts.

They told her, the lady was in the visitor's room.

She went and peepped; lo and behold the lady was there and was even tying her wrapper.

She quietly went to the kitchen and boiled water in her very big kettle.

As the water was boiling, her husband drove in and when he came into the house, he went straight to the visitor's room calling out 'my love I'm home' unknown to him, his wife was home.

My friend was even more angered when she heard his voice and said to herself 'today, God must receive 2 visitors today.

She took the boiling water and made garri for them (herself, husband and her mother in-law) to eat

����� I know you like stories, especially the ones that touch the heart����.

I am in my house, come and beat me�����

How was your day? ��

OAP Lara Wise.

Read hilarious responses to her post below.

Source: http://ojblitz.com/this-is-a-very-sad-story/

Gracespecial101:
Oga This Story long oo

Gracespecial101:
Oga This Story long oo