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Nairaland / General / Re: Stay Away 4rom Me Pweety. by Illegalkel(m): 3:23pm On Jun 14, 2011
Gosh! Angry dude, Angry girl, Whatever,
Pweety4me:

^^^Y should some1 attach my Id to a very personal degrading poem? 'LovePeddler' @ d end abeg plse close your mouth. undecided
Literature / Re: Just For You by Illegalkel(m): 8:24pm On May 31, 2011
Idowuogbo:

^in oda words laptop 2 laptop gbenching , conji of d highest order lmaooo grin grin
I don't get you
Literature / Re: Just For You by Illegalkel(m): 3:22pm On May 19, 2011
She's someone whose just getting me annoyed. I just feast my anger on pen and paper since I can't feast it on her.
Nairaland / General / Re: Stay Away 4rom Me Pweety. by Illegalkel(m): 3:17pm On May 19, 2011
Don't see it? Then leave it. Simple. GAY? shocked shocked shocked
Okay. Stay away.
Pweety4me:

Where is the joke?and y r trying to grab my attention?
Nairaland / General / Re: Stay Away 4rom Me Pweety. by Illegalkel(m): 3:43pm On May 16, 2011
I knew I'll get your attention through this. Just joking oh! Sorry if you're angry. embarassed
Pweety4me:


Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Poetry Contest by Illegalkel(m): 2:05pm On May 14, 2011
It may be misery not to sing at all,

And to go silent through the brimming day;

It may be misery never to be loved,

But deeper grieves than these beset the way.



To sing the perfect song,

And by a half-tone lost the key,

There the potent sorrow, there the grief,

The pale, sad staring of Life's Tragedy.



To have come near to the perfect love,

and stopped by two fools of insanity.

Now they brought us into nothing else

Than pure vanity.

They made us cursed.

That’s the reason for yesterday’s event.

They brought life’s vanity.

They made our future bent.



We should all be grateful to God

For the provision of his son.

He took darkness away from us.

He provided a sun.



He brought a remedy

To life’s tragedy.
kaylonda:

Please let's not kill this thread. Haba!! Where are they? Franc, Omo? Come out, come out joor
Nairaland / General / Re: Stay Away 4rom Me Pweety. by Illegalkel(m): 1:53pm On May 14, 2011
Thanks mikuz
mikuz:

Great poem!
Nairaland / General / Stay Away 4rom Me Pweety. by Illegalkel(m): 9:02pm On May 13, 2011
You're were dream.

You're were life.

That's why I asked

"Would you be my wife?"



Your answer doesn't baffle me.

It's not a must to have a chemistry.

It's the way you act that made me dumb.

You threw me to the floor like i was a piece of crumb.



Now you're pleading to have me again.

This got me asking "Are you insane?"

I've gotten over you.

We're through.



Can you guys believe this girl?

She's till pleading, hanging on me like a shell.

Tell her to get off me.

I'm with another. Is it so hard to see?



Now she's crying.

I can't bare to see her tears.

This was why I was running away.

This was one of my fears.



Now I'm drying her eyes.

She's back in my arms.

What am I to do?

Should I stick to my terms?



My heart is fragile.

She's using it to her advantage.

She'll soon tear it off again

like a book page.



Guess what I did to her when on my arms?

I threw her to the floor.

And then I screamed

"Stay away from me LovePeddler."
Literature / Re: Just For You by Illegalkel(m): 8:55pm On May 13, 2011
Tears in my eyes.

Stars lost in the skies.

I can't take this surprise.

You're ran away without the 'goodbyes.'



You know you are my breath.

When you left, you proclaimed my death.

All my whole clothes are wet

by tears that from my eyes crept.



You are my Achilles heel.

You are my heart's seal.

You are my stomach's meal.

I'm empty, only you can me fill.



When you come back home,

I'll treat you like a queen on the throne.

You're precious to my soul.

Once again, I'll be whole.
Literature / Re: Just For You by Illegalkel(m): 8:28pm On May 05, 2011
She packed hers.

Left through the stairs.

Tore my heart.

Left me in tears.



It just doesn't feel right.

You said you'll always be here.

Our love got spoiled.

You should have given me time for repair.



You said "This ain't working no more.

I'm leaving"

I said "I know things got rough

but please don't say you're leaving"



I pleaded.

You said you've agreed.

You said you'll stay

only if I change my deed.



I did my best.

I tried to show you love.

You kept screaming

"This ain't enough"



Today I woke up

early in the morn'

I had a surprise gift for you

but I found out you're gone.



Now tell me dear.

Is it fair?

Love is blind but you were my sight.

Now you're gone, Is that right?
Pweety4me:

Hmmm
Literature / Re: Just For You by Illegalkel(m): 4:38pm On Apr 25, 2011
Not once, not twice.

Yes, It's not a surprise.

No drop will fall from my eyes.

Yes, now I'm wise.



Why should I cry?

It's been long since YOU said goodbye.

You left long ago.

This ain't you. This is the hidden shadow.



You've shown the beast in you, so ugly.

You've decided to bring hurt on me.

I used to cry but now I know best.

We're through, I'm no longer obsessed.



Once bitten, twice shy. That's true.

I'll no longer trust, I learned that from you.

I'm saying goodbye to love.

Yes, I've had enough.
Music/Radio / Re: Lil Wayne & Birdman by Illegalkel(m): 2:33pm On Apr 22, 2011
Look, why the beef?
I hate it when girls compete.
Who the F is Zee?
Fatfish, your name makes me wanna pee.
Hello Juicygirl.
Please go to hell.
It's Illegalkel.
Make ona head no dey swell.
Music/Radio / Re: Lil Wayne & Birdman by Illegalkel(m): 2:26pm On Apr 22, 2011
Weezy A.K.A Make It Rain. He's the dude. Birdman, he's fly. Like father Like Son.
wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
Music/Radio / Tough Enough? by Illegalkel(m): 2:12pm On Apr 22, 2011
I'm looking for those who are tough enough to battle lyrically. I'm feeling lyrical now. I don't want wacks. If you're togh enough, halla back.
Rap Battles / Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by Illegalkel(m): 1:30pm On Apr 22, 2011
Who is this dude called Baudex?
You're nothing more than a pest.
I'm coming for your heart is better wear a vest.
U're so ugly that when ur mom 1st saw ur face, she was vexed.
You're so dumb.
No one will give you the upper thumb.
No one will throw roses at your tomb.
Go die you little crumb.
angry angry angry

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