Prixus:

lol...then send a text to that number n we'll c how it goes from there.

Alright, stay tuned

Prixus:

do u want a direct answer or u want to hear sweet words?

sweet words ofcos

IamLEGEND1:
that awkward moment when she visits u and you manage to sneak her into your ROOM and the next tin you hear

















































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HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR BATH ?

ho yes!!! She is right ofcos

Dotwillis1:
bros no vex na

that awkward momment when i got him so so hard.

Taleeysun:
the day you will fall down from a coconut tree..

and what were you finding in the coconut tree?

[quote author=Prixus post=28470726][/quote]i see, but why?

KingTom:
That awkward moment when you see your crush riding at the back of your friend's car

That awkward moment when you see your old colleague from Uni running towards you, and you spread out your arms to receive a hug only for Her to pass you and go towards another guy.


Girls wicked sha

i do that alot

iceberylin:
21st century babes don dh get sense o

You beta know from today, am the original 21st century girl.

Dotwillis1:
i jst feel this r some things that happens and you get really awkward with. Some are from experience tho!

'that awkward moment wen a gurl accidentally touches yur d*ck and u pretend lik it didnt happen
that awkward moment wen a girl reply ur compliments wit 'k' (this sucks)

awkward moment when u alighted from a bus with the girl u'v just exchanged numbers with, then u realize she has a 'k leg
(WTF!)

that awkward moment wen u'v just toasted a girl on phone, then later u start remeberin what u ought to have said

that awkward moment wen ur eyes met with that girl u have a crush with, jst the moment u were picking your nose

that awkward moment wen someone says you v food wedges in between ur teeth

that awkward moment wen u go for a hug but she go for a handshake

that awkward moments wen u dey snap pix wit a lady and u noticed ur 'tin' dey rise

that awkward moment wen u always noticing that same guy hanging around ur crush

awkward moment wen u posted a nice picture on FB and no single 'like'

that awkard moment wen u v been expectin a message from her, then ur phone finaly beeps; sms from 5031 (those stupid mtn ppl en..)

that awkward moment wen you both say how are u? At the same time and respond 'fine' at same time (this normaly happens)

that awkward moment wen u accidentally touches a lady's butt nd u don't no if u should say sorry

awkward moment wen u v bn planning and rehearsing on wat to say and u end up sayin something different (common)

that awkward moment wen a girl come to u for explanation on a particular topic in school, something u don't even know

awkward moment wen u send ur 'hi' to ha on watsapp but no response and she's frequent online

that awkward moment wen u tell a very funny joke (u think it is), and no one laughs

ever experienced any of this?
Add yours!!

that awkward momment when i massge his cock and he screamed to almost death.

CuteEmma:
I can't date someone from Nairaland. Most times, even when I don't need any advice, I just post things to get the view of others, their perspective. And also to clear the guilts I'm harbouring. If I'm dating someone on Nairaland, there will be lot of things I won't be able to post, mostly when it's about him. The idea of dating a Nairalander seems crazy to me. What about you?

lol.... But why?

tosyne2much:
I have to come up with this write up because I am a youth and I know what it feels like to be a youth. This write up is based on my observations and encounter with other youths

Note - I'm not trying to say it applies to all youths so pls don't get it twisted

10 Sermon Youths Will Most Likely Find Uninteresting

1. Never Approach a Lady, Inform Your Pastor
Hmmmmmmm !! I can bet a million dollars that most youths will never find this kind of sermon interesting especially when a pastor condemn the idea of making your intentions known to a lady. They expect you to inform them about it and they would do that on your behalf

2. Never Allow A Male/Female Visitor Into Your Room
This one is a serious case. As a youth, I think the possibility of not allowing female visitors into your room or hostel at the expense of your salvation is next to nill.. I think most youths (students) will most likely turn deaf ears to this kind of sermon

3. Never Ask Questions Inside The Hall
We don't need a philosopher to tell us that an average student would like to communicate with friends during an exam. Hence, when a preacher preaches against communicating with other students even when their booklets are blank, they start looking as if you really want them to fall .. I guess an average student will most likely find this kind of sermon uninteresting

4. Pay Your Tithe Regularly Even When You Are In School
I must confess, this is a serious case. We once had this kind of sermon in my fellowship and you need to see the way discomfort and sadness was registered on the faces of virtually all the students ( you see them asking questions here and there )


5. Never Visit Your Fiance When He's Alone
I have listened to a sermon when the preacher condemned going to visit your future partner when he's alone in the house.. The ladies were advised to take their female friends along with them or not go at all. ( Discomfort was registered on the faces of most of ladies during the sermon )

6. Application Of Attachments & Make-Up Is A Sin
It takes the grace of God for a young lady to do without apply make-up (even the born again ones ). Ladies apply make-up by one way or the other,either consciously or unconsciously. They tend to start feeling uncomfortable when a preacher condemns the act


7. Fornication
We all know we are now in an era where sex seems to be the talk of the day.. An average youth is most likely to fornicate (does that sound stranger to you ? It shouldn't be 'cos it takes the grace of God to overcome fornication as a youth) Therefore, the probability that they would find this kind of sermon uninteresting is on d high side
( Some of them will start looking as if their ships just sank )


8. Don't Ever Date Until You Are Ready For Marriage
Most preachers preach against having a girlfriend or boyfriend not until you are ready for marriage. Youths of 21st century will never want to hear this. I guess it takes 5 out of 100 youths to do that

9. Stop Chatting On Social Networks
Social media has changed
everything and every youth is
under scrutiny. Youths will likely turn deaf ears to a sermon that has to do with condemnation of facebooking, 2go-ing and whatsapp-ing at the expense of salvation.

10. Never Reduce Your Age For Employment Purpose
Most youths reduce their age for employment purpose so they tend to start finding the sermon uninteresting when they know that using their real age might lower their chances of being employed

Feel free to add yours

Happy Sunday

I accept all you said, but i cant stop fornicating, cos is my food