i was at this store and a dude walked up to me, he luked good but immedaitely he opened his mouth I went wat the Bleep, his pik up line was "do ur eyes have a map ? kuz am lost in them", the horror

wats been rhe worst pick up lyn uve heard .share

miss abeg relax. no other rapper raps like saucekid so your list dull
its naija

sorrrrryyyyyyyy oh!

i tot the rating was according to individual preferences, ve got no experience in the whole music thingi n thereby i cnt judge anyone. i was only rating 4rm my preferences.

@henry007
am sure there was a nicer way of puting ur statement

so damn 4nny

my dear it's not only Igbos, I think the East and their environs including Rivers and akwaIbom are the worst in this whole thing.

yeah, u are so right

am actually 4rm akwaibom,i think it depends on the family of the bride kz a family member of mine jst got married and the list was reasonably ok.

first yahoo gurl with a phd in the field

*I cant stand boring people

*love the outdoors

*cant leave without my phone

*luuuuuuuuuv hanging out with friends

*am a party freak

permanent rehab patient

MARRIAGE LIST IN IGBOLAND

1. Ego maternity---------N1, 000.

2. Body cream; lux soap; big towel-------1 each

3. Ego ogo cherem---------N50, 000.

4. Yams-20; Eju (snails) -20; Okporoko (stockfish) -1; big tray-1

FOR IHE NGWA EFERE

1. YAMS---------------40PIECES

2. Okporoko (stockfish) -----2

3. Ukwu anu ewu (goat leg) ---------2

4. Morning rose powder-------24

5. Pomade-----------20

6. Sugar---------10packets

7. Ovaltine--------2big size

no wonder there are so many bachelors

poor gys no EGO no marriage

gigolo with baddest anaconda

@dr
wow how did u know,u c av always assumed dr was a gay but now its no more an assumption its a fact n am sure.

no wonder,av been givin him d eye n he just seems not 2 notice

i love the bad gorls

they make me joll  

i cud deliver a hot,sexy,bad girl jst send ur preferences-skin colour,booty n booby size n skills(beginner,intermediate or expert).
delivery comes 1hour afta order no matter d destination.

i love the bad gorls

they make me joll

i cud deliver a hot,sexy,bad girl jst send ur preferences-skin colour,booty n booby size n skills(beginner,intermediate or expert).
delivery comes 1hour afta order no matter d destination.

na go slow u won cause for road b that, easy oh

yep u got dat right

Uniquely wack lyrics

i guess thats ur own opinion bout his lyrics.


ive got a long list of naija artiste that shouldnt even go near studios again.
psquare
durella
goldie
sauce kid
genevive ,zeal it goes on n on n on n on,

Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i shud try this one of this dayz

D'banj

_{wz driving along cooly on d thread saw this post n crashed}

DBANJ is da bomb he has unique beats n lyrics all thanks 2 don jassy. his not like some wannabe that copy americans like usher etc.

infact MO'HITS rocks

rapist?
is that a job?

u shud directly ask dr ferlie i hear he is a pro

@dr ferlie

sex slave,house boy,motuary attendant,drunker,weed addict n many more
ALL IN ONE

wat d f***. this niger delta crises is going jst 2 far.
was it a case of being at d wright place at d wrong tym or they knew it was him? this is jst too sad.

You r in my bad books nw imaibehe!!!
Watch it!

wat d hell did i do 2 u,i only made a suggestion

omg ur damn FUNNY

@migines
lets organise a competition - THE NAIRALNDER WITH THE BEST JOKES.
then the dryest poster, will be ridiculed for the rest of their lyf on nairaland.
what do u say?

I have one    here shake's the "Power brain" Can vigorously before handing it over to imaibehe

Wifey/Galfriend ALWAYS-ALWAYS gets the front seat.   Gbam

thanks

hey,just wait a minute it aint working.i want my money back immediately. all ye ABA pple.

i

that was really funny

id be in a tight spot cuz its not easy to dissolve a marriage especially if u guys have kids already.

anyway i just hope i dont get into that kind of situation cuz id be so confused.

he wud want to respect my privacy n not pick, except i tell him to

love is wicked - brick & lace

s

me his chick of course, or else_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

_{checks if she is alright upstairs}

is not just a normal car, abeg whoeva gets 2 d front 1st sits.is it not the same car._{abeg anyone with a brain booster?}

1 hour 45 minutes 33 seconds,

wow, u really know how to keep dates

@poster
i think 1 month, i became tired n jst disappeared.

till today i no like that guy one bit

u still want 2 show da guy pepper? am very good at being mean n showing people pepper_{hope u understnd}

@poster
me his chick of course, or else_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

_{lafs n falls off the chair}
that was tight, nice joke.

_{smiles, sighs, smiles, then sighs again}
the only guy on my mind was snatched n that chick don enter gbese

_{picks up an ak47 n is out 2 kill}