BlackfireX:
Stuupiiddd boy


Jew


We go rugged you


Strong man stand, jew waka

O boy nah die you dey

don't get yourself involved into something you really don't overstand.

the matter Don tie wrapper

What is rhamaphosa talking are you BRICS or not.

You can't claim neutrality in a secular organisation. Very confusing though.

Tinubu deceived Nigerians. All his campaigns back in 2012 that lead to many Nigerians believing PDP was bad has now revealed who the devil this man is.

This look man has got baby face. Dude looks like a teenager. Blessed

A Nigerian man insight into sexual relationship pattern, take read 😂 😂


Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what
is it?"
The man apologize and the replied: "Leave me alone, am not
that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her
phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys
the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the
phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case 😂

Prudoh:
No Rodri post on nl fp🤮

Slow news

E be like say dem the vex for Rodri.

Aitana Bonmati has won the Ballon d’Or Feminin award for the second year running, while Rodri pipped Vinicius Junior to the men’s Ballon d’Or award in a surprising outcome at the 2024 edition of the ceremony.

Ahead of the awards night, while Real Madrid forward Vinicius had long been seen as the front-runner, rumours emerged that his club had opted out of sending a delegation to France where the Ballon d’Or is hosted, on the suspicion that he had been overlooked in favour of Manchester City midfielder Rodri. That proved to be the case, with nobody from the Santiago Bernabeu club present to accept several trophies which they or individuals from their team won, and no pre-recorded messages sent in to France Football.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/ballon-dor-results-rodri-aitana-bonmati-b2637037.html

muykem:
Balloon Do'r has always been fraud.

Messi was the biggest beneficiary.
Only you 8x

the guy looks like a simp

Hamas Don swear for am 🤬

So Ghana is where the money's at

Came across this post and couldn't stop laughing 😂


NIGERIAN ENGLISH
_• Honey ---- Hot
_• I love you --- I loaf you
_• Jesus ---- G source
_• Arsenal ----- Asso Nal
_• Husband ---- Ozzband
_• Google ---- Gugu
_• Brother ----- Broader
_• Concern --- Conson
_• Get out ---- Getat
_• I beg ---- abeg
_• Safe Journey --- Save Johnny
_• Other Chinese ---- Order Shy Knees
_• Look at it ----- Lokatit
_• Mother -------- More Door
_• Money --------- More Nee
_• Vision ------ Vishon
_• Shut up ----- Shotop
_• Uncle ------ Oncle
_• South Africa --- Sort Of Free Car


https://www.facebook.com/100064372914197/posts/949121100576978/

She's not Northerner she's shua a tribe of Arab extraction.

Ironfaceman:
Today, Innoson Motors is synonymous with Nigerian ingenuity as the number one vehicle manufacturing company in Nigeria, producing vehicles that are celebrated across Africa.


But Innoson Motors are not cheap. The purpose gas been defeated. Zobis electrical is very costly than cables from South Africa. Guess that's why people prefer South African cables.

AmalaAtiEwedu:

i for like fvck him wife

mad man detected

Today, Innoson Motors is synonymous with Nigerian ingenuity as the number one vehicle manufacturing company in Nigeria, producing vehicles that are celebrated across Africa.


But Innoson Motors are not cheap. The purpose gas been defeated. Zobis electrical is very costly than cables from South Africa. Guess that's why people prefer South African cables.

I shame for Christian leaders the country is in war mode and this is what they can come up with by now like this I expect all general overseers to Chant Babylon Down 👇.
It wasn't as bad as this in sodom and gomorrah when Angel invaded the place. Oh Lord send Angels to arrest APC.

Hunger never. Reset una brain 🧠 Well oloshi.
Tinubu made afenifere useless. They now talk like rats.

helinues:
Their opinion

Nairaland needs to be purged to many contaminants in the system.

Where's the work to do to raise money or youre living under a rock. Many business are closing and job seekers are been used for sacrifice.
Fixed your country clown 🤡

Many Nigerians will see the evil in this type of garbage. But cannot see they are dying slowly of a Dracula junta.

what a country. No wonder Donald trump called it. Shit hole.

no be only tourism na toutism. Imagine a foreigner driving through oshodi bus station to see that all the sidewalk are littered with faeces.

Or they stay at a friend's place only to die of generator noise.

Or in the traffic area boys are acting up.
Hmm. Maybe they'll stay at fasholas place.

helinues:


Are you amongst those poor people?

Are you amongst the rich. Asking about Ibrahim Index of African for Governance, I taught you're educated and if so why not Google the organisation. Then come back and tell us what they do.
Have you ever travelled out before and know how other people see you or think.

Nigeria has been ranked among the worst-governed countries in
Africa, according to the 2024 Ibrahim Index of African
Governance (IIAG).
The report, published by the Mo Ibrahim Foundation, revealed
that Nigeria slipped three places, now ranking 33rd out of 54
African nations.
This marks a concerning deterioration in governance over the
past decade, making Nigeria one of the 11 African countries
with the worst governance decline since 2014.
The IIAG, which has been published since 2007, provides a
comprehensive assessment of governance across the African
continent.
It evaluates countries based on various metrics, including
security, rule of law, economic opportunities, human
development, and participation in democratic processes.
The data is collected from 49 independent sources to gauge
how well African countries have managed governance over the
years.
In Nigeria’s case, the 2024 report highlighted significant
governance failures. The country scored poorly on key
indicators, such as security and rule of law (39%), accountability
and transparency (47.3%), and anti-corruption efforts, where it
received a particularly low score of 28.9%.
The report also revealed that Nigeria’s performance on social
protection, inclusion, equality, and infrastructure remained low,
contributing to its poor governance rating.
Moreover, the report shows that the governance crisis in Africa
is part of a continental trend, as security challenges and
shrinking democratic spaces have hampered progress.
Mo Ibrahim, the foundation’s chair, stated that the governance
backslide in countries like Nigeria threatens the economic and
social development gains made in recent years

https://www.facebook.com/100064419110440/posts/942509281239700/

if him Abuja for dream. The guy go bind and lose demon of backwardness.

:* Hmm all this incredible stats just to save face yet the reality on ground speaks volume otherwise. Makinde was right southwest made a big mistake supporting tinubu. I pray we have learnt our lessons.

We4all:
Na wao! It appears she spent the night out, passed away and was dumped there. On a closer look, are you even sure she is dead? She could still be unconscious.

The girl is dead. That's why the message was sent. She's not drunk. Please pass the message.

https://www.facebook.com/100045378400272/posts/1118416026347667/

Please nairaland spread the word


We seek your assistance in identifying a female whose lifeless body was discovered on 24th October along DLA road Asaba, Delta State.

No phone or identifying items were found on her.

We kindly request that you share this information widely and send a direct message to aid in locating her family.

Be SAFE OUT THERE 🙏

Sonnobax15:

Seeing this book just reminded me of the fact that I really need to settle down as quick as possible

Nostalgic. Days when men were boys. 😊