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Romance / Re: The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 10:10am On Feb 05, 2016 |
misspicy:my budget is btw 10k-15k so im thinking a nice wristwatch. you know the type that come in a case wrapped up in blue his fav colour and tied with a red ribbon |
Romance / Re: The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 2:33pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
misspicy:Lol So what do you suggest girlfriend . As per the val gift. |
Romance / Re: The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 2:30pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
moremuch1:Noted. |
Romance / Re: The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 2:26pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
misspicy: I'm not afraid to clapback at someone telling me rubbish. And I listen to some Drake!! ! So? It's My bae's influence. |
Romance / Re: The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 2:23pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
moremuch1: Wow! It's not even expensive! NYC 1. I will consider that . Thanks. |
Romance / Re: The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 2:05pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
vicstar: Its obvious you are sick and they prolly forgot to give you your medication. I think the ailment is madness. And it runs in your family. Quote me if I'm right. |
Romance / Re: The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 6:16am On Feb 03, 2016 |
vault:THAT'S Cray... |
Romance / Re: The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 6:14am On Feb 03, 2016 |
lordprosh:lol he knows better than that |
Romance / Re: The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 12:58am On Feb 03, 2016 |
chriskosherbal: Lol.. . I have never even considered that as a val gift.. . But come to think of it, the perfect love story is found in the Bible John 3:16 |
Romance / Re: The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 12:56am On Feb 03, 2016 |
lordprosh: I was thinking of us spending that weekend together. Pay for some nice hotel by the beach but that's up to him. He is the man lol. |
Romance / Re: The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 12:53am On Feb 03, 2016 |
vicstar: You are a bastarrrd I'm a lady for crying out loud. Kids tho I'm mad I'm giving you some attention But your stupidity really weighed on my conscience Waka your real father Son of a thousand fathers |
Romance / The Perfect Valentine's Gift. by iRoyalty(f): 11:19pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Still thinking of what to give my bae. Please advice me on the perfect val gift for this season of love. Cc: lalasticlala |
Jokes Etc / Re: Embarrassing Gas (fart) Story. by iRoyalty(f): 6:17pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Mhizkel:PLEASE SHARE |
Career / Re: HELP!!! He Wants To Quit His Job by iRoyalty(f): 4:04pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
You can look for a better job, but he shouldnt quit the one he has rye now. Hunger don wire you before?? lemmie tell you the story of an uncle who quit his job. he had worked with a telcom firm for bout 4yrs. the pay was just ok to keep body and soul 2geda but he quit anyways due to some reasons best known to him. he felt the ppl he had met on d job i.e contacts coupled with his skills would av secured him a beta job in no tim3. see it ddnt turn out dat way. egbon been broke for ages. i am talking some 6yrs ago. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Rapper Wale Tweets About Nigeria’s Power Supply by iRoyalty(f): 4:03pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
JJC TOKUNBO Funny experience. ... Read here https://www.nairaland.com/2899410/embarrassing-gas-fart-story |
Jokes Etc / Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaws. "must laugh" by iRoyalty(f): 4:00pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Had a more embarrassing experience. Read here.. . https://www.nairaland.com/2899410/embarrassing-gas-fart-story |
Jokes Etc / Re: Embarrassing Gas (fart) Story. by iRoyalty(f): 6:56pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Mhizkel: Yes O! It was really embarrassing! Have you ever had a similar experience under different circumstances? |
Jokes Etc / Embarrassing Gas (fart) Story. by iRoyalty(f): 2:23pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Okay it all started when I was going back to school one day like that and my dad said he did not have enough cash with him so he wrote me a check. I have always hated banking halls because of their endless queues and their ever annoying customer service, but I had no option on the said day cuz I already had plans to return to sch ASAP and I needed to get one or two also. So.. I just quickly made some breakfast fast to eat (few slices of yam and egg sauce) coupled with the beans and plantain I ate the previous night. I sha did small make up Wore clean cloths and put on my sunshade (abegii don't bash me for wearing sunshade in the morning. Its fashion naw) .. Anyways sha I had my earpiece on and headed to the bank. As usual the queue was long but was moving. Suddenly,. my stomach started to make funny sounds, he he he he, I knew I had something brewing. I just jejely stayed on the queue While the beans of the previous night and morning eggs planned their escape. I would have left the banking hall o but it was almost my turn and I couldn't miss my turn after waiting on the queue for about some 30mins. I would be a liar if I said there wasn't a bit of push on my side but I would be completely within the truth if I told you I had no idea of the thunderous blast that was to be unleashed this beautiful morning as I decided to stylishly fart forgetting I had my earpiece on. After holding it for too long right on the queue I did the needful. I just had to do the shameful deed. Not knowing it was as loud as a gunshot in the quiet banking hall. The thing started to smell quite alright and it was really bad but I still kept a straight face forming big girl. That was how someone from the back tapped me from the back to tell me "sister if you want to fart next time, just go to the convenience" I was going to deny before he then said "ema tie deny nkan to dun bi bomb Boko Haram" Meaning the fart sounded as loud as a Boko Haram bomb. Then I looked around and all eyes were on me. I couldn't even say anything. That was how I strolled over to the counter collected my cash and shamefully walked out of the banking hall. It was quite embarrassing but I had a good laugh relaying the incidence to my siblings before finally going to school. That was how it went sha soo.. You too can shear your own embarrassing farting experience... And let's have a good laugh. Cc: lalasticlala 2 Likes 1 Share |
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