See how they are coming for me like I fvcked their girlfriends.

Anyways Zoogerians are used to mediocrity so it's never a surprise to me that they find this Story trash appealing.

A cursed nation filled of mediocres.. Why can't you think like a dead man when you are used to reading stuffs that would reduce or even damage your IQ. Later they will squeal and squabble over their leaders for joblessness.

You all reading this trash you call a story are doomed. Can you Imagine I read only the first episode and I already feel like my IQ has been tampered with. Can you imagine i started thinking like a grade 1 pupil after reading the first 2 paragraphs. Just lookat such attempted damage. Op i'll forever have you to blame for this Hogwash.



Pukes

Bodaolawrites:
Episode 2


I shaaa got home after a long run. Met her outside dressed sexy and she gave me a warm hug.

'Wow! Is this you'. I said as i starred
'Yaaa. It's me o my dear'. She responded.

'You are looking so sweet' I replied with pleasant expressions as i opened the padlock with the key.

'Thanks Dear'. She replied blushing.
'You can come inside'. I said as i went inside and switched on the fan.

'Ok'... She said as she hopped in with her hand bag.

'Wow. Your room is nice. Your changed the settings'. She said.

'Yes, I have to make it look nice so you can feel comfortable as a queen'. I flattered.

'Mtcheeew! You and this your sweet mouth. Hope your girlfriend is not around o, I don't want her to meet me here. I hate embarrassment'. She said as she moved to sit on the bed.

In my mind, i was like 'wafe ku lale yi, ma te so ju e lale yi (reminisce song)'.

'Me? Girlfriend? Since you left me, I'v been alone. I don't even have time for myself not to talk of have time for any girl'. I said pretending to be emotional.

She sighed and said, 'am sorry for leaving, it wasn't my fault. My friends pushed me'.

'Wait o! She came to beg? After leaving my broke ass for a yahoo boy? Abi EFCC don carry the boy?'. I thinked.

But come to think if it. Women get power o! Could you believed I've forgotten about hunger. Chai! Men! We just mumu! Yes we mumu. No be only me mumu. This mumu is collective.

'It's OK'. I said as i walked to the fridge and bring out two cans of Amstel Malta. Served her on the table and also served my self as i sat close to her. We drink gently as we discussed.

I decided to play music with my phone plugged to my Home Theatre's Auxiliary cable. I tried searching for a song that will spice up the show. 'John Legend All Of Me' came through. I played and we both along.

In my mind, I was singing 'Wizkid's i want i want your bady sleeping in my bed'. I don't have all those white men romance that do take long time. Am Nigerian side from the west side. If you are a Yoruba here lemme hear you say yeeh! yeeh! (in WizKids voice)

I started coming more closer as we sing along. I touched her softly on her neck and she and she looked at me filled with emotions. I move close to kiss her and she.... Oh Shit! She declined.

'Hope no one saw me shaa, there's no harm in trying again. You must do o. Forget all this one wey you dey do. Nah initial gragra. After that stupid boy have used and remain you. That boy will not find peace.(crying)

She declined but i ignore being affected by that as i tried pushing on. I touched her softly. On her face and dragged my hands down to her breast and press........

'Hey oyah! All the children here should go home. Oyah go home. You want to spoil. Look at their small small head. You are listening to bad thing. Oyah wear your slippers. Kayode join them. I know next tomorrow is your 18th birthday, but you are still a small boy. Join them. Run. (lol)

So i press.... 'Kayode! If i catch you. I say you should go home. You are 17 and half.... you said what? Let next tommorow reach first..... Go home before your Mummy will say it's Boda Ola that spoilt you, without knowing you have been watching pornhub since the age of 13. (aggressive)



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Just when i tried reading this story once more. It's still as lifeless as ever. What can I do to ever find this trash appealing This is unfair


Pukes