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Business / Economic/political Terms Surrounding The Said Dollar Increase by itokam: 9:40am On Feb 25, 2016
Please let me explain to those of us who don't understand Economic terms. Dollar has not increased since Buhari became president.

1. Dollar is not our currency so dollar should not be our business.
2. Our problem is not d government but our problem is our importers and consumers.
3. Naira has remained at 197 naira to 1 dollar since Buhari became president.
4. Buhari has promised not to devalue the Naira and he has maintained that promise.
5. Both at CBN and at interbank rates, dollar has remained 197.
6. However because we are too lazy to produce what we use in Nigeria we import even toothpicks and matches.
7. Buhari does not like d importation of luxury goods because luxury goods is d reason for most corruption, that is why he banned 41 products from having access to forex.
8. However when Nigerian importers insisted on importing those 41 products, FG asked them to find their dollar at d BDCs parallel market also known as black market.
9. And to discourage the pressure Nigerians are mounting on the Naira just to get dollars for importation, CBN banned DMBs from selling dollars to BDCs.
10. To survive the pressure of excess dollar demands, BDCs resorted to sourcing for dollars from neighbouring countries through illicit money laundering routes.
11. Because of the risks faced by BDCs to source for dollars, and because of the increase in demand for dollars by importers because China just resumed from their business holidays, BDCs keep increasing the price at which they exchange dollars to naira and now it is 400 naira to 1 dollars.
12. However that does not mean that govt has changed the exchange rate because if our genuine importers go to CBN and fill Form M to import raw materials for local production, they will get dollars at 197 naira each.
13. So the problem is that we love to consume luxury foreign products yet we are too lazy to manufacture them here.
14. For example u will see a dull girl using iPhone 5 without even knowing simple physics and computer engineering part of how that phone was produced.
15. I want Buhari to ban every foreign product from Nigeria until Nigerians learn to produce and use Made in Nigeria products.
16. Let us stop complaining about dollar as if dollar has become Nigeria's currency.
17. It is even bad enough that most of those complaining about the high exchange rate of dollar do not have 1 single dollar in their purse.

PLEASE USE MADE IN NIGERIA PRODUCTS...
God bless 9ja.
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Jokes Etc / Fifteen Rib Crackers by itokam: 2:42pm On Feb 18, 2016
ck OUT the most HILARIOUS:
1. If your woman catches you
looking at another woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I’m glad you don’t dress like that.”
2. Nigerian parents are confused.
They'll beat their kids with the intent of making them cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying.
3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST MAN In Her Life, Don't Be Surprised To See Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her Wedding Day.
4. The downfall of A Man is when he Moves From BBM to 2go.
5. Guys always complaining about girls that are looking for Rich men, you sef hustle and be a rich man let girls find you too.
6. Very soon mtn will be Like Do
you know there are people in your village that don't want you to succeed? Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505.
7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years older than u, just stop calling him baby. and start calling him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby
8. It is only in Nigeria that you'll see a notice board say "man wanted with 40 Years experience, must be aged 25.
9. Being a good person is like
being a goal keeper, no matter how many goals u Save...People will only remember the ones You missed.
10. India has never been to the
World Cup because FIFA won't allow them sing and dance for 20 minutes after every goal.
11. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be your source of income everyday.
Cos it's only a relationship, not a job opportunity.
12. someone will just die with an Afro in Nigeria movie and his spirit will come back with a low cut. So Barbing salon dey that side?
13. Strangling your wife for making indomie as dinner is not domestic violence, it is self- defense.
14. How Can You Chase a GIRL for 4 Years. Is she your University Degree?
15. New ways of crossing roads
in Nigeria, check sideways 4 motors, & look up 4 plane-crash, & look down 4 bomb, & look back 4 kidnap, and now run zig~zig 2 dodge bullets.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Counter Thread:guys, How To Know The Size/shape Of A Girl's "P" by itokam: 1:00pm On Feb 16, 2016
I hate it! I saw a thread by lifeisabitch here claiming that ladies can judge the size of a man's "P" with his finger angry I wonder where that theory came from! undecided have u seen those dwarf dude's banana? Mhen! Their "Ogede" sizze no be here o...and they are made with short short fingers! sad

Well..."Kokan mi" as for guys that cares to know how deep or how the shape of a lady's kitty-kat looks like, just check her lips! Believe me, those bae's with full lips usually have thick stuff under them! U doubt me? Check ur gf's lip right now and pull down her pant tongue
Pets / Re: Dog Rescued From A Python Snake In Edo State (graphic Video) by itokam: 9:22pm On Feb 15, 2016
FTBOY:

may your little sisters be eaten by snakes....idiot!


LWKMD....OMG! Bross eeeehh....see vexnesss! I don die with laugh! Lol! cheesy cheesy grin
Romance / Hillarious: Wicked Boss by itokam: 8:54pm On Feb 14, 2016
Lol...is this a boss or devil...chai

Romance / Re: Picture: Who Can Answer This by itokam: 8:48pm On Feb 14, 2016
divinehand2003:
You are left with her because you can't be stolen


Really Aand I've read many news about househelp kidnapping kids for ritual or ransom! angry
Romance / Picture: Who Can Answer This by itokam: 8:37pm On Feb 14, 2016
Seriously....why

Romance / What Will You Do If You're In His Shoes? by itokam: 1:59pm On Feb 11, 2016
Heheheheh...looking for Gobe? Now here's the real defination of Gobe! Bushmeat don catch d hunter walahi tongue cheesy

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Politics / Re: N398m Votes For Computers In 2016 Budget Is Strange To Me – Lai Mohammed . by itokam: 8:28am On Feb 11, 2016
Heheheheh....so na who put am there?CHANGE don touch the budget I guess.....

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed, Disowns Information Ministry’s N398m Votes For Computers by itokam: 8:24am On Feb 11, 2016
Heheheheh....so na who put am there?CHANGE don touch the budget I guess.....
Politics / Re: Jonathan Spent N825bn On Travel Allowances, Stationery, Others In 3 Years – FG by itokam: 8:19am On Feb 11, 2016
WTF! angry this better be propaganda...Lord I pray this is Propaganda! How can.... angry

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Steps Out In Traditional Outfit To MTN Office [photo] by itokam: 8:16am On Feb 11, 2016
Another potential frontpage photo undecided
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma, Tiwa Savage, And Dr Sid Strike A Cute Pose Together (photo) by itokam: 8:08am On Feb 11, 2016
Very soon now u go see this one for Fp too....
Health / Re: Prominent Radiologist, Irene Damola, Burns To Death In Lagos Home by itokam: 7:46am On Feb 11, 2016
I refuse to comment! This early morning...sad news cry angry
Health / Re: Anambra Hospital Performs 5 Open Heart Surgeries by itokam: 7:40am On Feb 11, 2016
Wow....nice one
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Redeemed Nigeria’s Image – Shehu Sani by itokam: 7:38am On Feb 11, 2016
Yea...right...by admitting that we are criminals I guess! angry angry

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Romance / Re: Help! Her Husband Is A Sex Addict by itokam: 8:12pm On Feb 10, 2016
That hussband is my role model cry now I know am not alone angry
Romance / Re: Am A Sex Addict by itokam: 4:59pm On Feb 10, 2016
ashewoboy:




U sef know say you no fine but your body is sexy, dats what really matters. I love you laveda.



Lmao cheesy cheesy my niccar! Be nice bro... tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Am A Sex Addict by itokam: 3:00pm On Feb 10, 2016
PrimeMinisterr:
your type self service with any pix of a beautiful girl you come across on the internet. hell knows how many litres of sperm you waste.


Haba...primeministerr! Wanking is for the less-priviledge na! I can't stress my brain to self-service when toto full area! angry
Romance / Re: Am A Sex Addict by itokam: 2:58pm On Feb 10, 2016
ashewoboy:
Laveda toto should be your next target. My instinct tells me that her toto is delicious.


Its on my to-do list jare...dem say d bae too dey form sha!
Romance / Re: Am A Sex Addict by itokam: 2:43pm On Feb 10, 2016
Laveda:

Whatever!!!


Duh!!! undecided
Romance / Re: Am A Sex Addict by itokam: 2:39pm On Feb 10, 2016
Laveda:

Best advice for you bro. Just keep banging em bítches, be famous bro.

Sorry, but there's no possibility of 'us' getting married.



Jsays who? Do you have the aambition of becoming a nun? Just gerarahia already! angry undecided tongue
Romance / Re: Am A Sex Addict by itokam: 2:28pm On Feb 10, 2016
PrinceAlex001:
Just Pray, and stay away from girls/explicit films/x-rated materials for the time being. The Yorubas will always say " a mad man becomes okay the day he realizes that he has been mentally deranged"


Wey be say konji go dey hold me even when am praying cry
Romance / Re: Am A Sex Addict by itokam: 2:27pm On Feb 10, 2016
Laveda:
No, don't stop please..
Fùck anything you come across on the streets.


Smh...chai...see advice....what if na u I come later marry nko? If u don't advice me wella now, I might just kill u with sex one day angry

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Politics / Re: Oyedepo: Udom’s Victory Is The Triumph Of Light Over Darkness by itokam: 2:19pm On Feb 10, 2016
Una wan start abi?
Car Talk / Re: Innoson Produces Parts For Nigerian AirForce Fighter Jets by itokam: 2:14pm On Feb 10, 2016
Well....I must confess, my igbo brothers are blessed and gifted! They are Nigeria's hope when it comes to industrilization and technology advancement!


But still...I don't understand their hatred for we Yorubas....they just seems to be obsessed with anything Yoruba!


Hatred is anti - progressive, it only keeps the hater stagnated!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment Tops Our Priority List – Osibanjo by itokam: 2:11pm On Feb 10, 2016
I don't even understand again undecided



But still...God bless Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Gov. Emmanuel Udom's Victory Is 'triumph Of Light Over Darkness' - Bishop Oyedep by itokam: 2:09pm On Feb 10, 2016
Una don start? undecided
Romance / Am A Sex Addict by itokam: 2:05pm On Feb 10, 2016
Okay...am that kind of guy that wld use feck as breakfast, lunch, dinner and even have snack sex! But I fear for my marriage life, is this a sickness, can it be cured? Or is it a gift? Should I keep on bananaing em girls? grin tongue
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Would You Wanna Go Out With This Valentine? by itokam: 2:52pm On Feb 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
tonguetonguetongue Am I?cool




I Pmed you tongue
Romance / Re: Val: Post The Pics Of You And Ur Bae And Let C The Most Beautiful Couple Here. by itokam: 1:05pm On Feb 09, 2016
myfantasies:
Which love?

Abeg dat one na no go area


Huh? I don't get it...don't create the impression that ur still single o! The hawks are still out there!
Romance / Re: Sand-sand Dey, Dey Inside Some Toto by itokam: 11:58am On Feb 09, 2016
Choi! Sir were grin I don die cheesy were gidi ni bobo yi ssha

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