She is beautiful but I pass her joor.

odinese:
Even the ones with a stanky p*ssy...it annoys me most.

Eeyaaahhh, I understand your level.

There is nothing to add here.

Nelsizzy:
Mr Tunde. I still dey remember the cane wey u flog me when u ask me make i draw Lion as pratical. No b my fault say the lion resemble goat na

Eayaaahhhh!!! Lol, you tell say you be artist?

My school vice principal, she taught us economics, she was so rude that we student nick named her "AFFIT EKA NWANSI" MEANING " THE PUPU OF NWANSI'S MOTHER" one of those beating she gave me made me report her to my mother who came to the school to fight her, only for the intervention of my school principal.

Secondly, shout out to my school principal, who though was strict but is still my no.1 in my line of academics. She made great impact in my life.

Happy teachers day to both my able school principal," MRS EKON" & "AFFIT EKA NWANSI'.

canalily:
So all these while he never propose to her, except in the pitch

JEALOUSY

anelen:
u see Nigerians, when u needed help" Because of all these, I confided in my friend and he
helped me to raise the money from his parents, I
don’t know what excuse he gave them, because we
attend the same school. He didn’t say he borrowed
me, he said he gave me." now he needs help probably he is starve of s*x/ lonely or seen dat u are what he wants in a girl and he confided in you, now you have reported to nairalanders.
or it could be that you have said something to your friends you now na ladies, when a guy out of generosity gives money or gift to you girls without asking for anything some will start boosting"ha i chop dat guy well well nd him no even see my laps talk of my undis"
from my experience
guys don't for any reason confide in a girl.

Obviously this comment is not from your God given brain.

Treat this matter fairly, look at it from the individual point's of view, not from women in general. Haba!!!!

AfroKnight:


Then she should collect the money from her parents. She owes him. Paying up will erase the debt. He won't be able to demand any _stupid favours from her again.

She doesn't owe him, he gave the money. He did not give her on the platform of borrow, the boy is a stupid entity who have obviously been used by the devil to destroy the young ladies organised life.


But my advice is, she should involve her mum and give him back the money, not because she owes him but to show him how foolish he has become and do away with him for good.

If you cheat on your wife or husband, then there is something wrong somewhere, cos true and sincere love can't cheat.so for cheating on yyour wife simply means the love have been tampered with and it has gone out of true love, your love for her is no more true, and you are on your way to killing the little feelings you have for her and destroying your marriage. Soon your dead feeling would become obvious due to the much negative aura you have gathered around you, and she would fight back,and when she does, your marriage is ruined. IS EITHER YOU MEND IT NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCE.

Lasgidy1:

Hmmm. Are u suggesting she might be cheating as well since she doesn't see anything wrong in me cheating?

If it scares you that much imagining she could cheat, then why cheat? Why inflict the same fear in her.

Oh... Well

Very funny, what a hilarious selfie.

agarawu23:
lol
That must be joke of the day

Don't be shy, open up, It can happen to anyone.

yomi007k:

D babe is from senegal

Senagal is too far, Ghana here sef de possible, no be only naija women de na haba.

agarawu23:
madam I will repeat it

NAIJA BABES TOO LIKE MONEY

Eayaaahh!!!!! I guess you have fallen a victim. You don't need to shout it out, I feel your pain.

N1one:
Chaii!

You don enter one chance. . Your piggy bank don disappear..

what you will now do is get yourself a job or find another piggy bank..

With six months pregnancy, how will she get another piggy bank, ABI are there piggy banks who accepts six months pregnant babes now? How possible.

agarawu23:
asin eh!
Everything isn't about money.
But our naija babes no go hear that one

Forget say this na nairaland, how you take know say na naija babe , ABI you want talk. Must you narrow it down to naija babes?

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honestly, imagine

190theclown:
get a life - and keep wondering

You nigerians acting like bush people wen never see foreigner before -

Block-heads

smh

that one too don enter people way dem call foreigner? abi na refugee you want talk before.

so sad. rip

women and money shaaaaaa!!!

Tallesty1:
It is not irritating.


It is fun.


I did it many times n I loved it.

thank you, never been as fun as it is and an experience of its own. though our method was not d matching method anyways, ours is the sand mortar pounding method.

Blizzyblinkzy:
Its irritating...
Well am not a village girl, So d question ain't 4 me

waitn 4 d village girls 2 comment..
I knw they would deny it

get away you, what do u understand by village girl or you want to claim whay you are not. nonsense and foolish mentality like u.

can u imagine d question, "house should i grant her request"? you would have ask us if you should have sex with your wife...... yeye

gimakon:
Demdem,u shouldn't continue talking to this brownlord,whatever guy he doesn't even know what he says sometimes, he says something else and does something else, a pure yoruba chameleon. I wonder why u waste your time answering him.
Both of us had a brawl once over this same GEJ issue, he calls GEJ a curse today, tomorrow he scribbles something else, jeez hence you can do this on here knowing you@brownlord would be a complete disaster in the real sense of everything.

GEJ was good, I don't imagine myself leaving the seat of the president for someone else, this man singularly did it. Not because of ego or anything, because he believed that starting a war for his sake shouldn't be something that any man should do. See my brothers war isn't good for a nation, see what happens in Syria, in Libya, in some other war turned nations today,you definitely would understand what I am saying, I think even GEJ understood that and protected my interest as well as your interest. Imagine you being a young man, and loosing your life when u are sent to war to act as rebels, ha e no good, he should be honoured for that, stop calling him clueless, he did what even you wouldn't do.
I remember when he even wanted to fight the boko haram, they objected, initially saying "islam brotherhood" it was the same islam brotherhood who brought some form of peril to the north east today, in the interest of these hausas, he only acted yet the same people betrayed him, shay u wan call am clueless again for this one?
He did something about subsidy, so all Nigerians would benefit, other than that, we misunderstood him, today when that subsidy may be lifted, we may end up buying fuel for 250 a litre, and hence that price becomes stipulated.... ogbeni na die we day!
I won't speak bad of Buhari, but I am yet to see the magic he would perform in 4 years, Nigeria has suffered damage in the past years, since the military down to civilians, in which we had the likes of Abachas, obasanjo, atiku,abdusalam abubakar,ha the names, IBB, e plenty abeg. Yet o, na only Jonathan we day call like say e own worse pass, ko jo o, if we behave like this, una wan become president tomorrow? Only trying to settle people who work under us in an office is a heck of problems, e come be a nation of 180million plus mad people,ha jo o ko easy.
Battling of corruption starts with tackling the police, if I was president, I don't think I would be needing their help. I would give power to the Nigerian army, if you want to then do corruption, and u remember the drilling the army would bring to your life, I think u would think twice about it.
Insults are allowed, but I need to be a realistic person here

Best president ever Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan

Anyone that insults you on this standard speech is the no.1 clueless and most senseless human being that ever reign on the surface of the earth.

Lemon12:
Pls som1 should tell President Buhari that it's almost 10hours since he took over yet we don't have light in my area,shebi he promised us light??even the queue is still here in this filling station and d roads are still bad,what has he been doing in there since he was sworn in.. !

you funny. if they give you chance , you will just sophocate him.

bettercreature:
No! i mean its very easy to take shiit from a sexy lady unlike average ladies,ofcourse if an average lady send me such message,she is a gonner
but its very difficult to dump a sexy lady cos you will find it hard to find a replacement
for example i still have some friends that i suppose to dump but difficult to find big titts lady with big arrse to replace them
that is what i mean

your olodo is raised to power√7

but my candid opinion, its the girls parent. the man is not yet married to thier daughter so why put him thru such pressure?

SomebodyLovesMe:
Shouldn't the girl have completed schooling by then?

which one come be your own sef

agarawu23:
wasted 16 clueless years by the PDP is over

this is a new government and things MUST change. even enemy of progress go follow chop inside the "change"

buhari I sight u

Is it that there is no other english language than this CLUELESS right up? clueless, clueless, clueless. make we here word.

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