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Education / Re: Unizik Post Utme Forum 2015. Comein With Your Questions by itxtoff(m): 11:35pm On Aug 12, 2015
Has anybody registererd?
Education / Unizik Post Utme Forum 2015. Comein With Your Questions by itxtoff(m): 11:34pm On Aug 12, 2015
[sub][/sub] The forum name has explained what its meant for.
Romance / Re: Advice Needed, Should I Accept Him Back ? by itxtoff(m): 11:32pm On Jul 31, 2015
agarawu23:
yes! he might be serious this time around. it isn't easy to forget someone you love and care for. the memories will still be there and I am sure he has searched around but couldn't find someone like you. we guys are like that wink

if I tell you how many time I do break up with my gf eh!, you go open mouth shocked but the love is still there .
Op please dz dude just lessen my texting burden.
This is exactly what i wanna contribute.
Romance / Re: Things That Confuses Ladies About Men's Body by itxtoff(m): 11:26pm On Jul 31, 2015
Gurgle:
Theyre always adjusting them somehow undecided

but I think that is more to do with the kind of underwear they put on
Choi dz gurl, u r a very good observer.
Romance / Re: Pics+ Very Hot Shape... And She Is Beautiful As Well by itxtoff(m): 11:02pm On Jul 31, 2015
wordbank:
All ds loiloi shape dey mostly come from abuja now c as her buwest come small like udara
Guy u badt gan. Lol
Family / Re: This Plant In The Home Can Kill A Child In Less Than A Minute! Find Out How! by itxtoff(m): 6:02am On Jul 24, 2015
Seen. TAnk u.
Family / Re: I Can’t Believe My Husband Is Asking Me For This!! by itxtoff(m): 11:37pm On Jul 15, 2015
We trying to do the needful to satisfy you women na wahala,una go complain.
If we don't satisfy una, still una go still complain. We go kill ourselves for una?
Holy mary, keep your holy mouth till another woman gives her the mouth action outside, Then you will open another thread thus 'How do I get my husband back to myself'
Rubbish. Am out.
Business / Re: A nairalander's Music Studio Project (photos) by itxtoff(m): 7:51pm On Jul 12, 2015
AsherStorm:
Cc chynobeatz ... Thanks for d help and contribution on my whatsapp group
please I will like to join that whatsapp group. 09037074753 Thank you.

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Romance / Re: When Your Villagers Must See Your Success (PHOTO) by itxtoff(m): 1:45pm On Jul 12, 2015
kestolove95:
ibo people during decembr grin
God punish your mouth. Anu mpama.
Family / Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating? by itxtoff(m): 11:44pm On Jul 11, 2015
I am only sorry for your daughter who will have a step mother soon.
Am sorry to say this but your wife is a runs woman. Its in her gene. Wtf?

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Sports / Re: Bastian Schweinsteiger Signed 2 Years Deal With Man United by itxtoff(m): 2:54pm On Jul 11, 2015
Makes no sense to me.
Wowwwww FTC. I dedicate this to all gunners fans yet to comment. Hookup via twitter @itxtrinity.
Politics / Re: Umahi: FG has moved Boko haram prisoners out of south-east by itxtoff(m): 8:25am On Jul 10, 2015
Their father! They wan drive boko haram come south-east. Enogo work.
Good governance by the way.
Phones / Re: Nairalanders, Lets Follow each other On Instagram!! by itxtoff(m): 7:11am On Jul 10, 2015
@itxtrinity. Funny vids too.

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Phones / Re: Infinix hot discussion and review thread! by itxtoff(m): 7:09am On Jul 10, 2015
cmionfreshout:
Add me to the telegram group pls 07054624300.
Add me to d telegram group too 09037074753. 07068970462.
Celebrities / Re: Check Out The Interior Of Jay Z And Beyonce 16,000 Sq. Ft. Mansion by itxtoff(m): 4:47pm On Jul 09, 2015
This crib is sooooooo unique.
FTC tho.

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Education / Re: 50 Cultists In Nnamdi Azikiwe University Denounce Cultism In Public (pic) by itxtoff(m): 12:24pm On Jul 09, 2015
Mouth sealed.
Sports / Re: Enyeama May Have Played Last Game For Nigeria - NFF Official by itxtoff(m): 5:17pm On Jul 06, 2015
msmon:
If the recommendations of the NFF disciplinary
committee stands, then Super Eagles captain
Vincent Enyeama, has played his last game for the
former African champions.

According to African Football, the Lille goalkeeper
may be stripped of his captaincy, following his
remarks about the security of Kaduna, before the
Africa Cup of Nations qualifier against Chad.

“The federation is not happy with the Eagles
captain. And I am sorry to say if the leadership
decides to follow the recommendations of the
disciplinary committee to the letter, then maybe
Vincent Enyeama may have played his last game
for the Super Eagles,” said one official.

“Even if he is recalled to the national team, he may
no longer wear the captain’s armband, because the
NFF view his actions before and after the game
against Chad as bad example for other players, also
he didn’t show up for the disciplinary committee
hearing”.

The official added: “You see what has happened to
Keshi, it’s the disciplinary committee’s
recommendations; so, if Enyeama escaped their
recommendations, then it must be a divine
intervention.”

Enyeama made his debut in 2001 and he is now the
most capped Nigeria star with 101 appearances


http://dailypost.ng/2015/07/06/nff-official-says-enyeama-may-have-played-last-game-for-nigeria/


Cc: lalasticlala, obinoscopy
Bleep the fa. Who loses? Mtchew and who you plan replace him with? Ejide? Lmao. True act now a sin nowadays huh?
Politics / Re: GEJ's FB Post On The Current Sate Of The Nations Security, And People's Response by itxtoff(m): 5:02pm On Jul 06, 2015
talk2cj08:
Nigerians never appreciate what they have until they lose it
MODIFY
Cc lalasticlala Ishilove seun pls do the needful
its better that way. Nigerians are deluded. Jonathan can't fight bokoharam, how is Buhari doing? Hit like if you think gej is better.

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Politics / Re: Church Protests Against Boko Haram Prisoners In Anambra (photos) by itxtoff(m): 4:49pm On Jul 06, 2015
lalasticlala:



http://thenationonlineng.net/new/photos-church-protests-against-boko-haram-prisoners/
My opinion: I think Buhari wants to attract harams attention down to east side. But na laff I de. Cuz if anyday we hear 1 bomb explode for anambra anoda war will break. This time will be FG war not civil war.
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity To Continue As Importers Run Out Of Bank Credit!! by itxtoff(m): 4:43pm On Jul 06, 2015
citizenisb:



http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/fuel-scarcity-persists-as-banks-deny-marketers-credit/
shebi boohar don de offer una change? Wait some more o, una go know what you guys lost in GEJ.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: What Happens When A Calabar Girl Visits And Your Dog Barks by itxtoff(m): 12:59pm On Jul 05, 2015
Rikidony:
grin
Lmao. D gal de gv the dog warning of his life.
Education / Re: UNIZIK 2015/2016 Undergraduate Admission Session by itxtoff(m): 2:17pm On Jun 15, 2015
blesseenE:

have u changed course?
yea I have
Religion / Re: How Do I Tell People I Am An Atheist? Help! by itxtoff(m): 11:29pm On Jun 14, 2015
Dapo777:

Sorry but you dont sound anything near an atheist. With all your fetish beliefs? I doubt you are an atheist.
I doubt you know what fetish mean.
Religion / Re: How Do I Tell People I Am An Atheist? Help! by itxtoff(m): 2:47pm On Jun 14, 2015
Dapo777:
I am surrounded by christiañs and Muslims, although i don't care about their religion, but what disconforts me is that i feel scared to tell anyone I am an atheist and they see it as awkward when i tell them I dont go to church and i am a christian undecided The fact I dint go to church , I know how some of them act, how will they act if I tell them i don't believe in God, in nigeria do people stigmatize atheists the way they stigmatize sickle cell oatients and HIV patients?

Pls help me. I don't know what to do. And I can't go to church, I sleep off very easily in any church , cos what they say doesn't make a grain of sense to me.
. You don't have to worry bro, am an atheist too. I don't attend church too. Perhaps those that claim to be born again today, if you encounter them in any aspect of life you will see that they don't practise what is been preached.
2: men of God this days don't preach salvation, all they do is preach prosperity which makes no sense to me.
3: NO church in heaven. What God wants from you is the life you live, what will see you to heaven is your heart,your deed and how you kept the 10 commandments and not how often you visit church.
Church wey be say na babalawos and both people that hide black magic in their waists do sit in front rows.
4: I have the gift to see awkward things a normal people don't see. I was sitting at the door seat row the day I decided not to attend church again, and this man walked past, I felt something like electric shock all over my body, I looked again, and this man was wearing a living tortoise in his Waist. The disappointing aspect is that he is the head of fathers union in church.
Celebrities / Re: Peter And Paul Okoye Tell Why They Have Not Been To Church Since 2007 by itxtoff(m): 11:59am On Jun 12, 2015
businessline:
Apparently they called it quits back in 2007, about two years after they relocated to Lagos.Despite Peter and Paul’s penchant for fasting and prayers, they have not been going to church for close to a decade, but they insisted the action has not affected their close relationship with God, and is also not a result of arrogance.
According to a report, the brothers did try their hands on a couple of churches in their various areas of residence but later put an end to it.

''Each time we attend, other worshipers would not listen to the Pastor’s sermon again. All eyes will just be on us. Instead of praying, some people will even decide to be starring at us. We were not comfortable with that and thought we were distracting a lot of people from serving their God, so we said to ourselves that we should stop going. All men are equal before God, so we don’t encourage people to abandon their primary purpose of being in church because of us.

http://nigeriacamera.net/peter-and-paul-okoye-tell-why-they-have-not-been-to-church-since-2007/
I stopped mine 2012.
Education / Re: UNIZIK 2015/2016 Undergraduate Admission Session by itxtoff(m): 1:54pm On Jun 11, 2015
Pls I wanna change my course from bus admin, but am little confused on which one to go for. Scored 209, subject combo - eng maths econs commerce. Advice needed please.
Education / Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe University Unizik 2015 - 2016 Final And Last Admission List by itxtoff(m): 1:36pm On Jun 11, 2015
holymoutain:
Nnamdi Azikiwe University Unizik Awka 2015 - 2016 Post Ume Form And Exam

If your a jambite and you choose unizik as your first choice of institution, be happy because your in the right place and at the right time. I will make things easier for your as i will update this thread with information regarding unizik 2015/20016 Admission Process.

THis thread is for all unizik aspirants for 2015 - 2016 admission session. i want to congratulate all that choose Nnamdi Azikiwe University Unizik as their preferred institution. You need to begin all preparation for your forth coming post ume exam by reading and studying your books seriously.

POST UME FORM IS EXPECTED TO OUT BY JULY AND SHOULD BE 1 THOUSAND. IGNORE ANYONE OR SITE SAYING THE UNIZIK 2015/2016 FORM IS OUT. I WILL UPDATE THIS THREAD ONCE THE FORM BEGINS TO SELL.


continue reading ....


Hello pls i choose unizik and bus admin, i scored 209 in utme. I wanna change to a less competitive course.. My utme combination is-Eng, maths,econs, commerce hich course should i change to?
Health / Re: Please Help Ring Worm Eating My Leg For Two Years Now by itxtoff(m): 10:26am On Jun 11, 2015
publicenemy:
Don't see any doctor... Just pray,there is nothing God cannot do...








grin grin grin
mugu cuz you are nt d one with the sickness.... Laughed at your ignorance.

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