Don't show up!

If you're feeling sick and need medication to get better, do not Fast!

This is so damn funny

SegFault:

Programming languages use PEMDAS strictly which means there's no Of.

Oga PEMDAS and BODMAS are the same thing.
Either Multiplication or Division can be done first. Same as Addition and Subtraction, either can be done first. The correct answer to this question is 1.
The reason the phone's calculator gives 9 is because it operates your question as it's arranged. That means as one puts in a question, it begins to calculate even before you finish typing in the whole question.
A scientific calculator like Casio on the other hand uses mathematical laws like PEMDAS/BODMAS. So it gets the whole question and processes it before it gives an answer.

We tend to look at things on the short term instead of looking at how they'll impact our lives on the long run.
Consider this; when you become 40, will you be happy you wrote jamb now or would you be filled with regret that you didn't?
At 25, you're still very young. Nothing stops you from chasing your dreams and building the life you want for yourself. This is the right time to do that.
You have the precious gift of youth, don't waste it.

I believe you need both.
Start with the videos first and build something with that. It'll serve as your entry point to what you're learning.
Then follow that up with PDFs for detailed knowledge on the basic one you already have.

musictori:

Some years back, they made an episode where North Korea was ruled by a female. Currently in North Korea, following the rumored death of the supreme leader, it is almost sure that his sister, Kim Yo Jong will take over.

This is completely false.
This episode was about adopting a baby in China. Nothing about North Korea or female leadership. You just took a screenshot from the episode to push this lie.
This is from Season 16 Episode 12. The episode is named Goo Goo Gai Pan. It's on YouTube.

Good morning. Which country abroad do you have in mind?

I don't think they'll reopen it. If they wanted to, they would have done that since.

orunmila144:
whats your point ? break it down and stop acting like i can read that cretin mind of yours

Read the article before you comment sir. That's my point.

amiibaby:
That will be childish act if true

hucienda:
Be like Lagos has gotten one grooving governor. Enjoy in so far as you work for the people. Notin do you.

orunmila144:
wtf is this nonsense ? waste of money. this guy is a cretin if this is true

Can you people read at all?

weIMPORT:

General Overseer, Mountain of Fire Ministry, Dr David Olukoya led the opening prayer with the Chief Imam of Lagos State.

Watch Video:
https://lailasnews.com/sanwo-olu-sworn-in-as-governor-of-lagos/

lalasticlala

The G.O. of MFM is Dr Daniel Olukoya.

nairafamedotcom:
First AMVCA winner , Folarin Falana populaly known as Falz reacts after spotting his pictures on BRT in Lagos.

Are you people okay at all? First what?

Eberex:


Out ko, outer ni ..

1-3 would make it a draw game. 1-4 is a win for manu

You don't know football at all. I'm very disappointed.

azboy18:
pls hw much is the direct entry registration? i mean the form and after registration are we going to submit the DIRECT ENTRY registration slip to nearest jamb office located in our state

You dont have to submit anything to any Jamb office. All your documents should be uploaded online at a designated JAMB registration center.

azboy18:
Bro thank for d information but I was told we are only going to submit our direct registration slip. are we going to submit our olevel and statements of result as well? pls kindly make it more explanatory. thanks!

Yes bro it's compulsory. You have to send the documents you uploaded (Statement of result and WAEC result) and your Jamb DE slip to the admissions office.

Amala

Jayhazard:
It's on now. On Channel 198 (Nigerian festivals).

Yes I've seen it. Thanks.

DSTV why na.

My God! See fine girl.
Hot Akara straight from the fire.

Olodo24:
you dey find download Nigerian films?

Lol. No mind am. She go wait pass Tuface.

He has taken AssLicking to a whole new level.

micah04:
Please,I've just been admitted into one of the top federal universities to study political science although that's not what I applied for. Rejecting the admission would mean another one year at home and I really can't afford that.My question is:What can I do with a degree in political science.

Which course did you apply for initially?

Immaculatesnow:
Another useless couple news heading to the front page where all the trash goes to

If you have a verified Nigerian AdSense do reach me

thesicilian:
All for the Gram

Why e dey pepper una two for body..

No...

anonyguy:
Hi guys,

I just finished my final exam for my ND and my current GP is 3.28 upper credit.

I have LASU on my mind, but I have a comma. I used two sittings WAEC for my ND and the grades are not that high; mostly C's. I made some research and realised LASU has a way of calculating points through grades.

My questions are what are my chances of getting admission or should I write a new WAEC hoping I will get good grades at one shot?

When should I start preparing for D.E?

Thanks

Hello. Since you've said yourself that they compute grades using WAEC result then I'll advise you get WAEC GCE form and sit for the Exam. I think registration for January/February WAEC GCE is on now.
As for DE preparations, just wait till Jamb starts selling the DE form. That should be next year.

Very Shameful thing to do. Drag your marital issues in public like this.
BTW we have not forgotten what happened in 2010.

opera1:



Kudos to you. God bless you sir.

Amen. Thanks bro.

Pwettyella:

V done jamb regularisation
Thanks alot

Annie33:
@ Ivix
thanks a lot
I really appreciate

You're welcome.

Annie33:
@ ivix
sorry to bother you
so are u practically saying mass comm can fit for any other course under faculty of arts
cuz i checked it
nd d only course i saw that required mass comm ND certificate was COMMUNICATION AND LANGUAGE ARTS..
and yes...my CGPA is 3.36

Well if you checked and they stated it that way then maybe it won't be possible to cross in this case. But there are some faculties that allow DE applicants change to a related course in that same faculty.

You can visit the campus and make proper enquires yourself.

Good luck.