Madcow: She always complains about her weight yet she eats like a cow!

She is very defensive and quick to discuss our issues/misunderstandings with 3rd, 4th... parties

you are the mad cow but she is the one that eats like a cow... i wonder you and her who resemble cow pass? your posts dey like all these baba's weh get 9 month pregnancy

meanwhile how many people on this thread are claiming 'partner' who is rejecting them? God is watching you people lol

Ochendo! Love this guy. #loyal

This is true... .a poor guy will cherish you and appreciate you for being there even when he'a down but once his fortune changes most men will just forget or appreciate you less or even disregard u. but there must be a few good ones... i hope!

its a two way street though. making your woman feel cherished, valued, appreciated and respected too.

::Andrew:::

Lmao, you got lost somehow, anyway i no try? i was only there for 2 years.

lol u try sha, unles ur parents r from there. if ur parents r from there then u no try lol but ppl say me too i no try in comparison to ppl who grew up there

Dyt:

Playin wit his mfed
if it rises we ll v a shot
same 2 me 2

Dyt naughty naughty, ayah nnoh mme oboy pah ibibio idiok eying lol ( my spelling is attrocious basically you will giv akwa ibom chicks a bad rep lol)

::Andrew:::

Afo udiongon ke? Ami nme ka uyo nge dong ayoko isua iba, nsong ndong nwa ke ibesikpo but owo mfem di kong ayen, mme fege mkpon

u dont know? Me I went to Uyo to live for 2 years, **I still live in Ibesikpo??** but other people **something**, I run and leave. Didnt understand two of your phases, what do they mean?

Ndo eyen Itam toh badt, eyen annang toh badt lol.

lefu lefu you are a fraud

this picture is of uk nigerian artist African Boy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLCYdJQ0gRc&feature=related

P.s African boy is way hotter than you lol (see below)

Who is dangote jesu?

sexkillz:

[size=14pt]Congrats!




And may his inherent congenital traits of catastrophic stupidity, not be passed on to your children!. . . . . . . . Amen! [/size]

Lol Amin oroko Jesu!

i am not lefulefu im a girl and im not new to nairaland

you people on this post are spoiling me particularly mr reality, please stick to the topic, lets not lower the tone of the thread  

Goldieluks:

I think he likes white women,are you white?

no, very black

r231:

how old are you

how old are you love no get minimum and maximum age,

REALITY101:

Are you usually this horrny?

what does Horrny mean? 

emofine:

I think you've "fallen in love" with his humour and perhaps even the character but not the actual person - "he" could be a woman in real life for all you know but yeah I see what you mean in terms of his comedic skill - he sure is funny to laugh at

Beync:

Pls pic your call

oga why u no dey pick d young lady's call? she might b d one 4 u,

I'm female   i cant help it he makes me laugh so hard, no one compares in NL with humorous threads.

anytime i log on i look for threads by him and feel sad when he hasnt posted.

im suspecting he has used jazz to trap me for my green card.

what can i do to break this spell?

kingdomgirlinthecity. by a nigerian lady living in the uk.

tpia@:

I think most people find the nigerian british accent hot.

this is very true,  my close friend has this accent and girls in lagos wont leave him alone lol.

seedord247:

Shey you be Igbo ni?

partially 

Igbo accent is not hot to me oh, It reminds me of my daddy so i enjoy hearing it but dont think wow hot accent.

My worst nigerian accent is jim iyke aka america wonder, That accent is not a good look.

Natasha,,:

Ubong do you know wad you're torging about?
@op I don't know

akpan has a rog in rondon loool

BABE!:

Quite Sharming indeed. Change my mind gini? I think not.

Are those warri guys speaking English or pidgin? If it's the latter, then that's ok. I wouldn't even consider it as an accent.

But, if it's the former; warri accent in English, then it's a NO. It sounds whakitty whack.

Speaking pidgin, Sound like a deep dangerous growl loooooool

BABE!:

The answer is NONE! Listening to a man with a thick Igbotic accent speak English is not sexy.

Haha babe, Some of those 'nna mehn' guys can be quite charming,

Check on youtube for a warri accent i'm sure you will change ur mind, Or i will post one when i get home!

edoyad:

I don't know exactly what part of Anambra, but girls from that area who're well educated and speak slowly, slightly stressing their vowels in a mildly deepened tone do it for me, for now

I think your talking about the Awka accent, Its not bad,

seedord247:

Na Yoruba Naw . . .

All the Hip-hop Musicians from different tribe in Naija use it to rap and make Lyrics.

Yoruba language is sweet yes, Definately 100 percent, But the accent,

claremont:

No such thing as a "Nigerian accent"!

I dunno bout yoruba, Sound like beating a drum. And housa sounds a bit too high pitched for me,

Calabar is nice in girls but the guys sound a bit,

For guys I think its the warri 'waffi' accent esp. when they speak that their special pidgin english, weh be say!

I'm not a guy but I think the lagos island accent is hot for girls but maybe i'm partial

what do you all think?

I dont wear makeup, only vaseline on my lips. Will wear it on my wedding day though, and take his breath away :-)

Hissssss not all igbo guys oh! Theres good and bad in all tribes. And they tend to be arrogant or ignorant or both. Inner beauty is as important as outer, Gimme a rivers guy any day! They tend to have both. PH all the way x

Sex drugs and rock and roll works for some, But not me! Im a virgin/saint/married to Jesus lol