GeoAfrikana:
We can't survive a month of lockdown. Less than 48hrs and people are already complaining and sneaking to open their shops.

The reason isn't because we lack resources to lockdown for a month or more but because we lack compassion, selflessness and empathy.

I'm sure if I offer a giveaway of 2k here, some people with 10k in their account will still ask. Many wealthy people aren't encouraged to do charity because they're almost certain that it will end up in the hands of some unneedy but greedy and discontented people.

When God has blessed you, please bless yourself and stop hustling peanuts with poor people. Please learn to be contented.

Let the little drops of charity get to the real peasants.

OgaTheTop2:
Let's encourage our wards to stay at home. The virus doesn't move, people move the virus.

OgaTheTop2:
Around 10am yesterday, I heard a church holding their service and I knew they had at least 300 members.

So, I said to myself, "Nigerians are stubborn!!!"

I took my bath, dressed corporately, wore handgloves, nose guard and carried a file.

I cut a card board and used marker to write 'Government Covid-19 Supervisor' and used a pin to tag it to my chest.

As the church security guard saw me coming, he ran inside.

I walked into the compound and entered the church.

The Pastor was preaching, but he paused and looked at me.

All the church members stared at me.

I pointed a finger and pretended to be counting the people in the church.

Some members started picking up their bags and holding their children's hands.

I brought my phone out and pretended to dial a number.

I put the phone to my ear and said, "Hello. Enter the street with the buses please and come to the church. Yes, Christ The Savior Church. Come and pack everyone here. We will put them all in quarantine and lock up the church..."

Oh my God!

It was as if I threw a bomb!

Everywhere scattered.

People started running....through windows...through second door...

Mothers started screaming their children's names.

"Chimorogoooooo!!"

"Eeeebukaaaaa!!"

"Seun!! Seun!!!"

"Richard!!!"
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Even the pastor was nowhere to be found!

I just carried the tithe and offering box and went out jeje.

Abeg, help to judge the case.

Did I steal from God?

#staysafe




BTW, this Coro no send anybody.

donstan18:

See this one oooo...

So because he was bold enough to take his money back as agreed without any atom of shame, you are pissed?

Why were you surprised he took it back?


Was that not your agreement with him?

What a bold man he is, if men can be that bold to you women, we won't have much complaints from men.


Nonesense and POS.

KmniAutos:


You mean?