When they have finished sharing the meaty part(body) of the goat b4 it gets to ur turn and after being told "oga meat don finish but rice still dey", you ask, "the head nko"?

0taPiaPia:
this aint a man of God... by their fruits...

in other news... congratulations to me.. just finished my NYSC POP...
Wish me well if u care..

Congratulations!

She was born inside a Republic of China airplane. So she belongs to China. She's a Chinese.

I was here

Johnpaul2k2:


not this time, hopefully you will make your choice from any of them

Better.

Johnpaul2k2:


i have 3 s6 edge coming in, with good prices but can you wait in a week time or less?

I hope they are not "cracked" as usual.

It's devastating. But it ain't the end for her. Let her know she can try again. And make it through.

Where do you get the "liver" to kill your own mother?

Remember? Boarding school/hostel tinz. Only "misers" will understand.

To cry or to laugh?

Nursing and midwifery council examination. Registered Nurses( not auxiliary or quacks), will understand better.

southniyikaye:
they are gradually releasing them one by one since sample denrele sell well well. More mad people more money

true!

Whizpeter:

...

Wetin? Person no go book land again?

You see? If you want anything done in Nigeria, hit the streets + SHOUT + SCREAM + Speak up + Carry a placard = PROTEST. Don't die in silence.

bisdansun:


My dear, I thought derele was one customized model, I never new it was mass production.

Chia God.

obum88:


Where did he come from?

I wish I knew.

So there's more where Denrele came from! Hmmmmm. Na wa oh.

(Spreads mat...........lies on it...........rolls eyes on space bookers above...........ready to read comments)


I can only imagine how long the students have "quietly" pleaded with the university authorities to provide basic amenities for them before deciding on this protest. Unfortunately,things don't get done around this jungle till there's a public outcry. Hmmmmmmmm

OP change your topic to "I'm about to be jailed because I couldn't control my john thomas". Yea. Sounds better. You still have today. Sunday. So start rehearsing. Have a friend hit you with a plank and burn your skin with hot pressing iron etc. Cos that's part of what will be done to you during your interrogation. In fact go to church today and pray very well. Your own don be. U can lawyer up too. But I doubt if that will do u much good. When u eventually come out of this(alive, I pray), u will learn to control ur john thomas. Bless u.

Lastly, about the elephant question in the room : how is it possible that the boyfriend has a picture you took with the girl after ur romp? Well he's rich. You're not. Yet. So evidence can be twisted in his favor. So again,your own don be. Pray hard.

Men don't plait their hair. Boys do. So ladies,can you respect boys who plait their hair?

Ok. Next!

Mattex001:


I have chased it twice....

But it still came back! When I first saw it his eyes was always open at the sound of anything, but now it appears as if it is now comfortable at that position even if u shout from now till tomorrow its eyes still remains closed

I wanna Climb up and Catch it

Be careful. Its got claws. Better still,use a long stick.

You were absent at the coven last night. So we sent karishika to come see if ure alright.

lagbe:
God will fight ur fight omolola.......the husband to be was arrested because he called her to come that afternoon and was raped on her way going..............


we graduated from same sch.

So sad!

ikombe:
stop watching too much CSI

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OP you must be a learner. try harder!