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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Pretends He Is Giving Mouth Action To A Mic At A Rally by Jakumo(m): 8:07pm On Nov 02 |
DeepSight: I hail The Always Mighty Deep Sight, who ranks among Nairaland's most articulate and politically informed contributors. It is always a pleasant surprise to stumble on a learned opinion posted by you, sir. Your observations ring true about America's evangelical fanatics and the desperate role they play in trying to impose a self-avowed tyrant on America simply because he supports their opposition to the right of women to make their own reproductive and health choices free of government meddling in such personal and private matters. The sentiment most often encountered from around the world as the last few days of the USA 2024 election count down has been one of bewilderment that the polls show both presidential candidates neck-and-neck in a dead heat even though one of the candidates faces 34 felony counts that may land him in jail if he is defeated in this election. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Pretends He Is Giving Mouth Action To A Mic At A Rally by Jakumo(m): 7:48pm On Nov 02 |
DeepSight: Trump is the poster boy for the KKK and for the concept of elevating racist bigotry to the status of a national blood sport as it once was in America. The largest demographic group making up Donald Trump's cult following comprises largely poor and semi-literate trailer-park-dwelling angry white people at the very bottom of the earnings pecking order who long for the days of slavery when American blacks were dehumanized and brutalized with absolute impunity to penalize them for the sin of existing in America. To please his die-hard racist cult followers, Donald Trump knows that he only needs to baffle his herd with meaningless bullshit spewed during his rally ramblings, in stark contrast to Democratic presidential contender Kamala Harris who dazzles the American electorate with the brilliance of her proposed policy blueprint. |
Science/Technology / Re: Unidentified Flying Objects And Alien Intelligence. The USS Nimitz Incident by Jakumo(m): 8:09am On Nov 02 |
Pursuing my voyage deep into the infinite labyrinth of the YouTube universe, I stumbled on a CGI creator called Mac Maven Studios, whose polished recreations of historic UFO encounters breathe new life into records of events that beggar belief. Prominent among the list of credible eyewitness UFO accounts whose page count grows each passing year is the 1964 arrival and landing of more than one UFO saucer craft in America's Holloman Airforce Base. This story differs from most other UFO reports because the alien occupants of the landed saucers in Holloman Airforce Base alighted from their magical craft, and proceeded to communicate telepathically with the stunned military officers who swarmed the landing site. The art of CGI video image generation is approaching the point at which such imagery will become virtually indistinguishable from real footage filmed with cameras. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UESsdUGTPDY |
Travel / Re: Japa: Large Number Of Africans Filmed Crossing Sahara Desert (photos/video) by Jakumo(m): 12:18pm On Oct 30 |
Roughly 50% of those desperate Africans crossing the Sahara Desert to try and reach the promised land will instead wind up captured by internal organ harvesters in Libya, Algeria, Egypt, or Tunisia. African immigrants are LOVED in those Arab countries because they mean MONEY is walking across the desert and will soon be slaughtered for internal organs to be sold to Chinese criminal gangs. 4 Likes |
Science/Technology / Re: Unidentified Flying Objects And Alien Intelligence. The USS Nimitz Incident by Jakumo(m): 7:37pm On Oct 24 |
Close on the heels of YouTube's "Eyes on Cinema" channel, which specializes in UFO reportage dating back decades, my second favorite YouTube channel is "Haunt TV", whose CGI recreations of UFO encounters are riveting. Here is today's rundown of archival UFO encounter reports based on first-hand witness accounts made by police officers and civilians. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction. Enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_RFPnaIItY |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yahya Sinwar Vowed To Die Fighting Rather Than Corona Or Stroke by Jakumo(m): 7:26pm On Oct 21 |
EbinPawaGovt: Look at it this way. In that "religion of peace", single men are FORBIDDEN from talking to single women. Serious punishment by the mullahs awaits any single man or woman who shows outward signs of being sexually interested in another single person, under the dictates of that horrible cult religion that bizarrely permits old men to take CHILDREN as brides, many of who wind up dead from horrendous medical complications inflicted on them by their pedophile husbands many decades older than their hapless underage victims who are often sold off by their parents like common livestock. Now, when a man is between the ages of 18 and 30 and finds himself beset with raging hormones, the yearning for the touch and feel of a woman is overpowering and is sought with determination and vigor, yet that is the very time of a man's life that those nasty phucking mullahs choose to poke their disgusting long noses into other people's business, preparatory to ordering the arrest and humiliation of any single men spotted flirting with single women. Under such intense psychological pressure to avoid women, young men growing up under the cynical oppression of fundamentalist moral police soon find themselves buying into the ridiculous promises made to them by the bearded mullahs about 72 virgins waiting in heaven as a reward for any of the "faithful" that are prepared to murder innocents in the hopes of pleasing their bloodthirsty sky daddy. In summary that child-defiling "religion of peace" is the most prevalent manifestation of mass insanity ever to take hold on this planet. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yahya Sinwar Vowed To Die Fighting Rather Than Corona Or Stroke by Jakumo(m): 12:06pm On Oct 20 |
Biodun556: There is no need to watch any videos of a head-slamming terrorist organizer shouting about his desperation to mount 72 virgins in his imaginary paradise. The terrorist who organized that October 7th, 2023 terror attack on Israeli civilians is dead and gone to his grave. That good news is all that matters in the grand scheme of things. Israel has generously dispatched Sinwar to go and enjoy his 72 virgins, so there is simply no need to replay the idiotic speeches of that now-dead cute little monkey since only his cult followers and fellow virgin hunters would be inclined to give a flying puck about viewing such meaningless rambling ululations from the stanky mouths of brain-dead humanoids. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yahya Sinwar Vowed To Die Fighting Rather Than Corona Or Stroke by Jakumo(m): 11:57am On Oct 20 |
SreamSense I like the logic of your presentation above. Islamic terrorists are all about the 72 virgins they hope to deflower in the imaginary Paradise they expect to enter after they die in the process of murdering innocent people. Every waking moment of a head-slamming terrorist is devoted to fantasizing about how they will mount those 72 virgins just as soon as they can find someone to slaughter in the name of their bloodthirsty cult god. Sinwar is now enjoying those imaginary virgins in his imaginary paradise, so the head-slammers ought to be delighted and excited that their terrorist poster boy is well and truly dead as a doornail. 1 Like 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Releases Video Of Yahya Sinwar's Last Moments Just Before He Was Struck by Jakumo(m): 10:59am On Oct 19 |
GBTYO: My pleasure as always. Thanks for sharing. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Releases Video Of Yahya Sinwar's Last Moments Just Before He Was Struck by Jakumo(m): 8:17am On Oct 19 |
GBTYO: Your fascinating opinion is noted for all it is worth sir. Have a delightful day! |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Releases Video Of Yahya Sinwar's Last Moments Just Before He Was Struck by Jakumo(m): 7:36am On Oct 19 |
GBTYO: This laborious dissertation is appreciated. Can we conclude from your treatise that old Sinwar is finally enjoying his allocation of 72 virgins in Paradise as we speak ? If that is the case and Sinwar is humping away like a jackrabbit right now, let me just shout that well-worn battle cry "Alan's Snack Bar!" |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Releases Video Of Yahya Sinwar's Last Moments Just Before He Was Struck by Jakumo(m): 4:22pm On Oct 18 |
Drones have fundamentally changed forever the way wars are fought. Now even while hiding in the bowels of a partially destroyed building, combatants are NOT safe from patrolling miniature drones that can maneuver in through the smallest aperture in a building's war-scarred wall and then proceed to prowl through the rubble-strewn rooms of that building to detonate just enough explosive required to unite one or two fighters with their ancestors. Imagine trying to out-think a lightning-fast and agile drone that zips around with the unpredictability of a bumblebee packing a deadly sting that moves in for the kill while ducking and weaving like a trained boxer with fast footwork. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: What Is The Situation Of Light Currently In Your Area. by Jakumo(m): 4:04am On Oct 16 |
ubev01: In my capacity as a beer parlor philosopher, I agree with your observation quoted above. God bless Argentina. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: What Is The Situation Of Light Currently In Your Area. by Jakumo(m): 4:03am On Oct 16 |
finallybusy: Ha ha so you have told us about what you are doing to supply electricity on a personal level, but you forgot to share your opinion about the utility company that collects your tariff money for electricity, in exchange for uninterrupted darkness made possible by power blackouts. Please, tell us how you REALLY feel this time. |
Travel / Re: Night Travels And Kidnappings Along Nigerian Exp. Ways by Jakumo(m): 12:00pm On Oct 15 |
Franzinni: By simply avoiding road travel in Nigeria you have, as a resident of Nigeria, added DECADES to your lifespan because EVERY trip ANYWHERE by road in Nigeria is a Russian Roulette gamble that would very easily end in mass death of fellow travelers or worse - kidnapping which is the direct portal to hell on Earth. The gentleman who waxed lyrical about the pleasures of Nigerian road travel earlier in this discussion was obviously joking because NOBODY in their right mind who can afford an air ticket would ever be foolhardy enough to travel by road and thereby place themselves at risk of torture by kidnappers in the forest where many go and precious few escape alive thanks to sheer luck and the fickle finger of fate. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: NAF New Jets: The Biggest Military Upgrade In Nigerian History by Jakumo(m): 10:23am On Oct 14 |
Those are sleek looking little fighter jets that look capable of adaptation to their primary role of ground attack. They remind one of a scaled-down F16 fighter jet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FdrTn_yNhs Very sexy looking aircraft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP8HNa-vp4o 2 Likes 1 Share |
Science/Technology / Re: Unidentified Flying Objects And Alien Intelligence. The USS Nimitz Incident by Jakumo(m): 6:56pm On Oct 10 |
YouTube's Haunt TV channel occasionally airs reenactments of bizarre occurrences, and in this episode, a few instances in which perfectly rational people encountered flying saucers at CLOSE range are brought to life by the magic of CGI, so that the life-changing experiences of those witnesses to the impossible can become a matter of historical record. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiHqdImD-r0 |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by Jakumo(m): 11:35am On Oct 07 |
Kingzmate:- Canada cannabis dey sweet like fresh toto of 23 years old woman, walahi talahi lie no good. |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by Jakumo(m): 10:56am On Oct 07 |
KingMack: That is the promised land, otherwise known as the fabled Camel Toe, or to you, it might be called the Congo that must be shined in Jeeesus name amen. On a serious note, Asian women don't show their age at all. Who would have guessed that this is not a fresh Camel Toe but is actually 41 years old and unfairly used during that time? 1 Like
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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by Jakumo(m): 10:53am On Oct 07 |
ObosiLandlord: No be small ting my brother, but no be say I dey follow dem chop bitter-leaf o. As Marwa is my witness I no gree follow dem chop am. |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by Jakumo(m): 7:47am On Oct 07 |
Seunpapa65: Make I rush go to NDLEA office and place my order to book down some of this new market when just land. God bless Canada! God bless Canada Camel Toe! God bless NDLEA. |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by Jakumo(m): 7:24am On Oct 07 |
GloriousGbola: The culprit might be able to work out a deal whereby NDLEA officers will be permitted to partake of her camel toe in exchange for a lighter sentence or even an arranged escape from custody after her Congo has been shined to the complete satisfaction of all investigating officers. |
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Canadian Woman With Drugs At Lagos Airport by Jakumo(m): 7:00am On Oct 07 |
Somebody must have advised this woman to highlight her camel toe in her mode of dress, to distract Nigerian customs officers from noticing that both her suitcases were packed full of tasty cannabis buds from Canada. Unfortunately, the customs officers still arrested her for drug smuggling despite enjoying the sight of her displayed camel toe. On a serious note, it is high time Nigeria consigns all those colonial-era cannabis prohibition laws to the dustbin of history so that Nigeria can reap billions of dollars growing and exporting medical marijuana products 2 Likes
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Science/Technology / Re: Unidentified Flying Objects And Alien Intelligence. The USS Nimitz Incident by Jakumo(m): 5:34pm On Sep 30 |
Texas has seen more than its fair share of UFO incidents, and this video clip dramatizes the surreal events that occurred one dark night out on a lonely highway in Texas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-72CS8zwfXE |
Politics / Re: Legal Cannabis In Nigeria Will Create Many Overnight Millionaires by Jakumo(m): 5:44pm On Sep 27 |
Imagine being free to grow one's crop of connoisseur-grade cannabis in the comfort of one's garden, as is done in many parts of Africa where colonial-era cannabis prohibition has been consigned to the dustbin of history. 2 Likes
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Phones / Re: Don Jazzy Complains About How Iphone 16 Deletes Contacts From His Phone(pix,vid) by Jakumo(m): 9:10am On Sep 27 |
Cairoboy: Na so. Very soon we should expect bogus lamentations from private jet owners that they are dissatisfied with the upholstery color of the jet cabin seats. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Why West Africa Is Now The World's Terrorism Hotspot by Jakumo(m): 5:10pm On Sep 26 |
Augustine2244: The nightmare scenario you allude to is already unfolding in Northern Nigeria. 1 Like 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Video: Ukrainian Drone Operator Spares The Life Of Wounded Russian Soldier by Jakumo(m): 3:28am On Sep 26 |
Dude101: Provided that you are determined enough to lose your life or a few body parts in a war far from your home nation, I am certain you will find a way to accomplish that objective without my help, especially since I have no help to offer. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Video: Ukrainian Drone Operator Spares The Life Of Wounded Russian Soldier by Jakumo(m): 9:51am On Sep 25 |
Dude101: Ghanaian recruiters working on behalf of Putin are tricking Ghanaian men into accepting a visa to visit Russia as "farm workers", and "security guards", only to find out that all of them are shipped off to the battle front after 3 days of basic training. Those men are dying like flies at the war front. You sound very excited to partake in such a suicide mission, so my advice is that you relocate to Ghana and make your inquiries there, bearing in mind that you will be required to fund your airfare for that one-way, no-return voyage to Russia, where Putin will be delighted to send black men to certain death at the hands of highly trained Ukrainian forces. Enjoy the experience while it lasts, and be sure to tenure a good lawyer to formalize your will before you depart. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hobbyist Drone Operator Films Intense Firefight Along Ukrainian Highway by Jakumo(m): 7:30am On Sep 25 |
This is one of the most harrowing images of drone warfare ever posted online. A Ukrainian drone rigged up to drop MULTIPLE grenades with surgical precision moves in for the kill when a group of Russian soldiers are spotted lurking in a forested area. In this startling footage from the Ukraine war front, a drone uses its dropped grenades to herd Russian troops like so many heads of cattle on the ground, until the soldiers are all bunched up together and ready for the drone to apply the coup-de-gras on several such gatherings of Russian invaders. One of the Russian soldiers takes a direct grenade hit, which ignites the ammunition carried in his backpack, spontaneously cooking off the ammo and thereby setting the hapless trooper aflame in spectacular fashion, all of which was recorded in crisp 4K video by the attacking drone loitering above with deadly intent. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9XWOX0DwWs |
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