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Crime / Re: Northern Illegal Occupants Evicted From Uncompleted Building In Anambra (Photos) by Jakumo(m): 8:11am On Apr 07
adecz:

Unfortunately, these type of Northerners
bring nothing but poverty & trouble from their
home states to the Southern states.


They travel from the north in trailers and
lorries.

When they land, they don't have the
resources to rent houses and therefore
erect shanties or occupy abandoned or
uncompleted buildings.

They do not take any form of transport,
but walk all over the town & don't
patronize any form of restaurants.

Next thing, some amongst them begin
stealing while some involve in religious
fanaticism...
Their northern leaders, like Buhari, etc have destroyed the north and they are cowed
be their religious tenets not to criticize
or hold their leaders accountable for
anything❗️❗️❗️😡😡😡


Head slamming has been shown to dull brain activity significantly. So sad to see black Africans slamming their craniums repeatedly on the floor every day of the week to appease a dead Arabic pedophile prophet with a taste for human blood.

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Politics / Re: Nairalanders That Has Been Arrested So Far by Jakumo(m): 9:40am On Apr 04
I am pleased to announce that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police now have in their net the elusive and shadowy Nairaland writer known severally as Sheikh El Musiwa, BecomeRich, Nigeria1, DisGlobe, and a host of other bogus names.

The captured fugitive is currently cooling his heels in a Montreal prison cell where he is making useful statements in the hopes of getting a reduction in prison sentence when his case goes to trial.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hobbyist Drone Operator Films Intense Firefight Along Ukrainian Highway by Jakumo(m): 8:11am On Apr 04
A recently published YouTube video describes the rapid evolution of Ukraine's homemade suicide drones that are fabricated by assembling cheap Chinese components with 3D-printed airframes coming off a makeshift assembly line rigged up in a secret mini-factory bunker/factory located deep in the forest. With explosive ordnance ranging from rifle grenades to RPG and mortar rounds strapped aboard these super-fast drones, the result is a weapon of uncanny precision whose ghastly whine triggers panic in ALL infantrymen on both sides of the Ukraine War.

These FPV ( First Person View) drones are equipped with forward-looking cameras that enable the remotely located pilot to fly the drone at dazzling speed into the smallest of apertures atop armored vehicles, which then explode spectacularly, killing all Russian soldiers aboard instantly. Necessity is indeed the mother of invention. This is seen daily in the David versus Goliath clash pitting the might of The Russian Bear against the woefully outgunned yet ingenious, adaptive, versatile, and resolutely defiant underdog - Ukraine.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2kTxAjX-LQ
Politics / Re: FG To Remove Electricity Subsidy, Current Tariff Rates Unrealistic - Onanuga by Jakumo(m): 8:50am On Apr 03
1x2x3:
The events unfolding in Abia serve as a poignant reminder that the stewardship of leadership is paramount. While the wrong incumbent may bemoan circumstances, the rightful custodian will adeptly navigate the available resources to orchestrate remarkable feats. Even if the tariff surges to 200 per kilowatt, one can confidently assert that the purported savings from subsidy removal will not yield substantive benefits. It is not a matter of financial destitution, but rather the inept handling of our invaluable resources.

Look at the other subsidies they removed, how has it benefitted the masses, what have they done with the money?

Holy chit man, you write as though writing is your profession.

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Politics / Re: FG To Remove Electricity Subsidy, Current Tariff Rates Unrealistic - Onanuga by Jakumo(m): 6:57am On Apr 03
Ofunaofu:
We are being given darkness as electricity, and they still have the effrontery to tell us that the amount we pay for the darkness is not enough, that it's not realistic paying such tariffs for electricity darkness

Honestly, these current Nigerian leaders at the helm of affairs are from the pit of hell.


Have no fear Young Grasshopper, for my company, Innovative Illumination PLC, is putting the finishing touches to a groundbreaking new concept in portable electrical power generation that will deliver affordable electricity to every household in Nigeria.

Check out our proof of concept video showing this technology at work. Since hamsters are not a native species to Nigeria, the power source could be scaled up to harness the greater vigor of antelope, goats, dogs, and even paid or unpaid human beings, which can be encouraged to run faster and thereby generate more kilowatts of useable electrical power with the judicious application of a koboko horse-whip.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUzLcbiImWY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26CbGmpSpSQ
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts Illicit Drugs Concealed In African Salad, arrests suspects by Jakumo(m): 8:34pm On Apr 01
This woman should be honored with the National Mumu of The Year Award for not only trying to export vegetable leaves that look like cannabis but for using bales of those same suspicious-looking vegetable leaves to try and hide packets of REAL cannabis. If she and her gang of buffoons had measurable intelligence, they would NEVER have dared send any leafy matter to any export office, because discovery would be guaranteed if they did.

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Crime / Re: Man Lounging In His Balcony Shot Dead In Abeokuta by Jakumo(m): 8:26pm On Apr 01
Morgan9:
Lets see photo of the dead man.

Not this police woman

If to say the policewoman dey fine, you for happy to see am. Toto matter no dey commot for man pikin mind.

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Crime / Re: Angry Bike Men Killed A Bike Thief In Front Of Where I Stay. by Jakumo(m): 3:08pm On Apr 01
Aboks:
Op don give us half bread
Who go fiti know? Maybe na OP follow dem kill am
Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: Russia Proposes Visa-free Travel For African Nations. by Jakumo(m): 7:20am On Mar 31
Aaronsrod:


Lies from the Pit of Hell!

Russia is a Christain country. I will gladly fight for them.

When I get there I will marry a girl like this one. She is reason enough to leave Nigeria forever.

Very funny. I love your sense of humor.
Fashion / Re: Muric To Protest Saudi participation In Beauty Pageant by Jakumo(m): 5:06pm On Mar 30
ahmedio2017:

And what moral lesson can you depict from that practice now?
It rather corrupt the society.
Is that what a development is? Chai, no wonder

I am so proud of you because you have evidently learned a new word "development" today, such that you are repeatedly parroting that new word in every response you type, which is certainly understandable. Your kindergarten teacher will be delighted to hear about your newly expanded vocabulary since it proves that one is never too old, senile, or autistic to learn new words, even if no meaning is associated with those words by the overage student.

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Fashion / Re: Muric To Protest Saudi participation In Beauty Pageant by Jakumo(m): 2:45pm On Mar 30
ahmedio2017:

So beauty pageant is development abi?
Continue
It is a pity,
Is that the answer to the question?

Beauty contests are organized to celebrate the magic of nubile feminine allure and sexiness, but those perennially angry head slammers just hate being aroused by beautiful women and therefore become violent whenever their beady eyes notice a fine woman whose sexiness triggers a civil war beneath the filthy folds of those nasty long nightgowns that the head slammers wear.
Fashion / Re: Muric To Protest Saudi participation In Beauty Pageant by Jakumo(m): 2:15pm On Mar 30
ahmedio2017:

So beauty pageant is development abi?
Continue

Head slammers hate beautiful women and that is why all their ugly women are forced to hide inside black masquerade outfits so they wind up looking like vampire bats as they scurry about. Anything that makes a head-slammer's little maggot agitated can lead to random violence and killing

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Fashion / Re: Muric To Protest Saudi participation In Beauty Pageant by Jakumo(m): 2:11pm On Mar 30
Mineisgrace:
lol from Nigeria. Poverty capital of the world

Na so. Despite our poverty, we still have that Islamic desperation to peer down the blouses and up the skirts of women, all in the name of pleasing our pedophile prophet who then authorizes us to hang pipe with 72 virgins when we reach our imaginary sex paradise.

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Fashion / Re: Muric To Protest Saudi participation In Beauty Pageant by Jakumo(m): 1:49pm On Mar 30
Aurelius1:
I remember many years ago when Nigeria was to host the miss world beauty peagent at Abuja. Muslims from all walks of life in Nigeria went haywire. They trooped to Abuja with daggers , knives and other weapons in an attempt to stop the event. It was eventually cancelled and taken elsewhere. Now Saudi Arabia which is their holy Land is hosting it, let's see what happens.

Wow, I can imagine a swarm of fanatical head slammers all crazed with a burning lust to mount poon like rabid dogs, while armed and ready to kill because they hate being aroused by beauty contestants. That is some scary chit for sure. Avoidance of head-slammer hordes is the beginning of wisdom.

Islam is such a bizarre death cult, especially since it is so fixated on sex with virgins. When my radar picks up a beautiful woman nearby I immediately start thinking of something witty that I can say to start a conversation within 3 seconds. When a head-slammer notices a beautiful woman he becomes enraged with repressed lust and is immediately triggered to violently assault the woman along with anyone else in the vicinity. So much hate, anger, and violence, all in the name of some bearded Arabic child molester prophet.

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Fashion / Re: Muric To Protest Saudi participation In Beauty Pageant by Jakumo(m): 12:51pm On Mar 30
Babaken:
An adult been in beauty pageant and forcing a Minor into marriage which is more sinful.

Religious fanatics are so hypocritical, but the depraved conduct of Muslims is by far the worst example of that hypocrisy. In Afghanistan grown men rape children of both genders, yet those predators claim to be good Muslims because they head-slam on the ground five times daily.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Most Wanted Boko Haram Commander ‘surrenders’ To Military by Jakumo(m): 8:26am On Mar 30
thesicilian:
I don't understand this concept of a hardened criminal "surrendering" and not just having all his crimes completely forgiven and forgotten, but also being placed on government salary in addition.

Relax and have no fear, Pellow Kwantiri-mans. Some people are simply created more equal than others by virtue of their tribe, religion, or race, as witnessed in Nigeria and other de-facto Islamic federations. Killing a whole bunch of people amidst the usual rape, pillage, and plunder program seen in Nigeria today, can only be a problem for apprehended non-Muslim criminals who reside OUTSIDE of Northern Nigeria.

Within Northern Nigeria, all sins are constitutionally erased from the police record of violent and deranged felons the instant they announce their "repentance" and retirement from crime. Saying the magic words " I repent" is an automatic get-out-of-jail-free card for all Muslims residing in northern Nigeria, which also qualifies the criminal to enjoy a free government salary just for being an evil person, which of course is a delightful arrangement for the beneficiaries of unequal justice. On the other hand, Nigeria's criminals of the Christian faith will face arrest, trial, and jail for even the smallest of infractions.

Goat breast Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: The Natural Beauty Of Abuja, The Nation's Capital (pics) by Jakumo(m): 7:43am On Mar 30
The only picture I spotted in the above slide show that is NOT a scene from anywhere in West Africa, is this picture purporting to be of a location called Jabi Lake. The trees in this picture are evergreen pine trees and other species that ONLY grow in temperate climates of Europe and North America. So this picture does NOT depict Jabi Lake at all.

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Politics / Re: The Natural Beauty Of Abuja, The Nation's Capital (pics) by Jakumo(m): 6:16am On Mar 30
Oddly enough I became emotional looking at this photo montage of Abuja, Nigeria's federal capital that rose like a wondrous mirage from desert scrubland over a short span of years in the late 1970s and early 1980s. Emotional because the scenes of immaculate urban planning captured by drones, along with other color-graded images of tranquil landscaped beauty could easily have been replicated in cities and towns throughout Nigeria, were it not for the insatiable greed of a tiny, statistically insignificant slice of the Nigerian populace who happen to enjoy tribal and family connections to the nation's political and military establishments.

Arguably, the percentage of Nigeria's daily accruing oil wealth that is diverted and embezzled, is greater than the share of that hard currency petroleum export income that does reach the national treasury where the industrial-scale embezzlement regime continues apace. Bound to secrecy by an Omerta code of silence, and blissfully oblivious to the heartbreaking consequences of their venality and greed, Nigeria's tribally skewed elite relax and quaff Dom Perignon champagne aboard corporate luxury jets that traverse the nation's skies far above the dilapidated highways, the squalidly unplanned and overpopulated urban centers where electrical power is rarely seen, and the insurgent-infested hinterland across which the nation's less wealthy are kidnapped by the score.

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Crime / Re: Arab Men Screaming At NPF Officer During Stop And Search Operations.(video) by Jakumo(m): 11:57am On Mar 28
The police officer should have allowed that virgin-hunting Arab terrorist to collect a bullet with his bony head to stop that animalistic screeching noise. That Arab motherfucker ought to go back to The Gaza Strip where he belongs, instead of polluting the air in Africa with his idiotic ululations.
Crime / Re: Young Boys High On Drugs, Wasting Lives In Zombie-like State (video) by Jakumo(m): 4:54am On Mar 28
correctguy101:


I don't know about the US or it's streets but I already suspected the bolded going on in Nigeria. Some werey are deliberately "touching" our weed and adding funny things.

I used to love weed until I discovered it's no longer doing me the way it used to. Hotness in my head and eyes. It was never something I experienced with it in the 90s. The millennium just dey change am for everyone so I kukuma stay my own lane.

I only do my weed tea or smoke it when it's relaxation time in Delta State as I can. get fresh untouched "goods" easily.


Good to hear that you found a reliable grower in Delta State who you can be certain is NOT adding any chemicals to their harvest. Ironically, chemical-poisoned weed is a growing problem even in the USA where cannabis is LEGAL in many states.

I fell victim to chemically poisoned weed in California a couple of years ago. A good friend gifted me some tasty-smelling cannabis that he assured me was purchased from a state-registered cannabis shop in the Hermosa Beach area. Fortunately, I was done with the day's driving before I fired up a joint of that aromatic weed because within minutes I was debating whether I should summon an ambulance to save my own life.

The effects of that poisoned weed were absolutely terrifying and extremely unpleasant. My entire body started to tingle with the same sensation that shoots down the forearm if one accidentally hits an elbow on a hard object. At the same time, my heart began to pound as though I had just run a 100-meter sprint, while my entire body began to overheat, triggering a growing sense of utter panic. I truly thought at that point that I was in the process of dying, and it took deep concentration to sit calmly as a terrible storm raged in my body and mind.

Finally, I decided against phoning 911 to summon an ambulance and opted instead to commence some deep breathing yoga exercises, while performing gentle stretches until the panic subsided and the horrible full-body tingling sensation finally eased. That incident marked the FINAL time that I ever consumed cannabis that I bought from anywhere. Like you, I found a trusted friend who personally grows connoisseur-grade seedless marijuana deep in Nigeria's coastal swamps using imported seeds, and that amateur gardener friend has been generous enough to gift me fragrant and moderately potent buds every year. But for that safe connection, I would NEVER partake of weed when in Nigeria.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: Russia Proposes Visa-free Travel For African Nations. by Jakumo(m): 5:48pm On Mar 26
Idaytesj29:


I will ignore the insults embedded in your response and display a higher level of maturity.

While its is wise to be cautious when relating with China and Russia. The same feeling should be applied to all nations as no nation is all out to benefit you without getting something back. China cannot be of benefits to Nigeria 🇳🇬 if Nigeria is not giving her something of value. And that's where our leadership should come in, to evaluate the relationship and negotiate the best conditions for the country.

Chinese companies can't enter your forest without your permission or signing of agreement to do so. And those agreements were not at gunpoint. You read the terms and conditions and you gave yours too.

All the Western propaganda is to stop Africa from leaning to the East and that is where Africa will get her new technology and access to cutting edge policy discussions, Asian companies of will come in and do business etc. The attrocities caused by the activities of Coca Cola is a very big issue in some community but because it's a Western company, that will not make the news or be part of your analysis but you are afraid of Asian or Chinese companies that has not even started investing in the country.

Well, Wagner Group is not Russian Federation, I have not business with the Wagner Group. How many coup d'etat and murder of sitting president in Africa has Russia carried out? I can name you atleast 5 that has been killed by your well respected west by their proxies cos these leaders wouldn't allow direct access to African resources or dare to relate to the East or chose Communism. China and Russia does not pose an existential threat to us more than the west.

Nigeria cannot be an Island in the international system, she has to relate. And she will not demonise any country to please any other country. If US, Britain and the entire European Union has a problem with Russia and China, Nigeria and Africa does not and they, their altruistic and ignorant supporters are in no place or position to dictate the direction of our foreign policy as we have expert to determine that and ensure we get the very best out of every relationship we go into as a nation.

Your polite tone is appreciated sir, but all the same, I respectfully disagree with the notion that the current Chinese invasion of Africa will benefit any group besides the Chinese themselves, or that the Russian presence in Africa has any positive or constructive potential in the near or long term.

Your speculation that the Chinese who plunder Africa's forests do so with permission is sadly wrong in the vast majority of instances where the Chinese are destroying ancient-growth tropical forests to reap short-term benefits for China at the cost of major climate change penalties for the African continent. In Senegal and Gambia, Chinese criminals are destroying and stealing ENDANGERED rosewood trees without any pretense of legitimacy in the environmentally destructive ruination they perpetrate there. The same ILLEGAL deforestation by Chinese gangs is ravaging the last remaining rainforests in The Cameroons, The Congo DRC, and The Central African Republic where Russians are also committing war crimes and mass rapes.

All told I agree to politely but firmly disagree with your optimistic position on the Chinese and Russians in Africa. I remain convinced that those two countries, Russia and China, will open the gates of hell for many African nations, who by that time will be powerless to stop the havoc those two parasitic nations wreak in Africa by steady and deliberate increment as the years roll by.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: Russia Proposes Visa-free Travel For African Nations. by Jakumo(m): 4:30pm On Mar 26
Idaytesj29:


And what has Americans and Britons done to us? They took and take our resources for over 100 years giving little in return. Meanwhile China has been giving back as they take. Even loans we take from China is always tied to Bridges, Roads, Railways, Power Projects etc.
Same will be our experience with Russia. It's time to be a diplomatic harlot, no permanent enemy or friends , only permanent interest. The interest of Nigeria is to get tech knowhow and economic development, if we are not getting enough from the west over the years, it's not bad at all to take a look at the east too. Period!

When China is done with Africa there will be no river that has not been poisoned with the chemical effluent of mining, no forest standing anywhere because the Chinese would have destroyed every standing tree they can find, and no wildlife left because they have all been captured and eaten by the Chinese.

At the same time, NO part of Africa would enjoy clean air since the horrible smoke-belching air pollution of unregulated Chinese-owned factories will poison the air Africans breathe in their continent. Already the critical fish stocks all along the West African seaboard are being strip-mined of fish by the same frigging Chinese swarms invading African waters with impunity and setting the stage for famine within a decade all over Africa.

Ghana's artisanal fishermen now take to the sea in their large motorized wooden canoes NOT to catch fish but to BUY fish that is ILLEGALLY caught by flotillas of Chinese trawlers trespassing into Ghana's territorial waters and vacuuming fish by the tonne after pinpointing their schools with sonar gear. Faced with the option of leaving the fisherman's life or buying frozen fish stolen by the Chinese deep within Ghana's territorial waters, many fishermen leave their nets at home and buy at an inflated cost the frozen "waste" fish stolen by the Chinese from Ghana's fish stocks.

Anyone who considers the predations of the greedy Chinese to be worthwhile because they offer"investment" in return, is wallowing in profound ignorance of the big picture that China has in mind for Africa. Likewise, anyone who feels that it is perfectly fine for Russian Wagner Group mercenaries to massacre African villagers as they have already been doing in SEVERAL African countries because those same Russians CLAIM to be on a peace-keeping mission in Africa, is equally blind to the truth that will surely unfold if those two countries, China and Russia, continue to make deeper inroads into Africa under the pretext of their usual platitudes and lofty claims to be motivated by altruism.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: Russia Proposes Visa-free Travel For African Nations. by Jakumo(m): 2:06pm On Mar 26
chopnaira:
Their country will get flooded with drugs by them.

It is the Chinese that manufacture and globally export highly addictive and deadly drugs like synthetic THC, methamphetamine, PCP, and synthetic opioids such as Fentanyl, all of which can kill even in small doses.

The Russians seek to plunder the entire African continent's natural resource wealth under the pretext of "militarily assisting" various African nations to fight terrorism when in reality the Russians are ONLY after Africa's mineral assets, timber, territorial waters fishing rights, and even territory claimed by crooked "purchase". In the process of seizing those natural resources in Africa, the extremely racist Russians have no qualms about committing gross human rights violations including systematic genocide against black people whom they loathe anyway and thus enjoy killing very much.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: Russia Proposes Visa-free Travel For African Nations. by Jakumo(m): 1:01pm On Mar 26
helinues:


The West did more than that, spits on the Congo colonial rulers.


Yes, King Leopold of Belgium did order massacres in the Congo, but that was hundreds of years ago. Are you suggesting that Africa should continue allowing predatory foreigners to run amok on the African continent as they did hundreds of years ago?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: Russia Proposes Visa-free Travel For African Nations. by Jakumo(m): 12:55pm On Mar 26
helinues:


West narratives. Both Russia and China never colonized any of the African countries before.


Chinese nationals are utterly destroying the rivers, forests and air quality throughout Africa and the rest of the developing world. Chinese timber thieves are the single greatest threat to forests worldwide, and Chinese industries in Africa treat their African workforce like slaves.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxh8R14kUEc

Meanwhile, Russians are looting natural resources in Mali, Niger, Central African Republic, and other nations that were foolhardy enough to welcome Russians into their countries


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEftR0k7Bbg&pp=ygUgV2FnbmVyIEdyb3VwICBtYXNzYWNyZSBpbiBBZnJpY2E%3D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sDQAW_VGg0&pp=ygUgV2FnbmVyIEdyb3VwICBtYXNzYWNyZSBpbiBBZnJpY2E%3D

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING: Russia Proposes Visa-free Travel For African Nations. by Jakumo(m): 12:42pm On Mar 26
Allowing Russian nationals to enter Nigeria without any visa requirements would be the greatest mistake ever on the part of Nigeria. Russians are on a mission to plunder and pillage Africa's natural resources, and it just so happens that there is no more openly racist a nation than Russia, where packs of Russian men hunt Africans on their streets to assault and even kill them.

Russia and China are two nations whose citizens should NEVER be allowed to enter Africa without very tight regulations.

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Politics / Re: Tony Aziegbemi: Kidnappers Of Edo PDP Chairman Demand N500m Ransom by Jakumo(m): 7:16am On Mar 25
NaMe4:


Even though a significant number of ransom payments are not reported to the authorities, a reasonable number have been monitored by government, at least considering escalation of the rate of kidnapping in the last decade.

The government knows the cashflow of ransom paid to the criminals. A highly probable endpoints of the cashflow:

Proliferation of arms and arm factories
If you recall, a number of local arms factories have been busted in the last few weeks.

Currency exchange
This gives an explanation to why you'll see the names of some BDCs in the Terror Sponsors list.

Natural Resource Exploration
There seems to be a distribution pattern of the camps of these criminals/bandits; around areas rich in resources eg mining sites, etc.
Here, labourers would be paid, transactions would also be made, local and foreign.
For this to happen, there'll most likely be involvement of key figures within the area or region.

The government knows all these and even more.


These are thought-provoking points you've made, NaMe4


Powerful forces of evil have descended on Nigeria, and their tentacles extend from the banking sector to the illegal mining sector that is as always dominated by Chinese Triad gang members currently swarming the African continent with environmentally destructive exploitation topping their agenda.

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Politics / Re: Tony Aziegbemi: Kidnappers Of Edo PDP Chairman Demand N500m Ransom by Jakumo(m): 6:20am On Mar 25
ogbonti:


The CBN - the commercial bank CEO's are all in bed with the kidnappers - How can someone receive an an alert of N1Million and not be flagged especially when the person having that account has no known business - Moreso, the account they pay the money into, who own the account ? Is it a spiritual bank ? and even if the money was payed in cash - Why cant there be investigations to find out who is paying what into any account ? especially million of naira ? and why are so called drop off locations for ransom not followed by drones? NIGERIA IS A CIRCUS and every clown in the circus will be soon be consumed by the very monster of insecurity they have created.

I have pondered the questions but came to the conclusion that kidnap ransom money NEVER sets foot in any legitimate bank. That money could be paid directly to arms dealers in cash whenever the kidnap gang wishes to upgrade its weaponry, or the cash could be used to buy bulk food items in the northern part of Nigeria, to then casually sell those truckloads of food on the open market as a means to launder the proceeds of such sales which can then fly under the radar into the kidnap kingpin's corporate bank accounts.

Finally, the cash received from families of kidnap victims could be changed into hard currencies like the dollar, euro, and pound sterling, since those currencies would occupy much smaller physical space than their naira equivalent. Ten million naira cash, denominated in one-thousand naira notes, would occupy space equivalent to FOUR loaves of bread.

At today's currency exchange rate of 1,500 naira per US dollar, that same ten million naira equals about $8 thousand US dollars, which can easily be stashed in a shirt pocket, a money belt, or in a vehicle's tiny cubby hole for smuggling out of Nigeria. Alternatively, such money can be designated for secret burial inside military-grade waterproof containers whose geographical locations need not be marked in this age of the GPS.

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Crime / Re: Young Boys High On Drugs, Wasting Lives In Zombie-like State (video) by Jakumo(m): 11:29am On Mar 24
kereman1:


See as you dey waste grammar on top, topic of the unfortunate.
Speaking of using a granade to kill a rat.

Your opinion is recognized for what it is worth in the grand scheme of things. Have a fabulous day sir.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Helps Men Call Out Women Who Refused To Show Up After Receiving Money. by Jakumo(m): 10:39am On Mar 24
muyico:
Really?

Na so. Let me explain in my capacity as Professor Emeritus of Totological Sciences from Toto-Ronto University in Calabar Calagry.

You see, any time man pikin makes a cash DEPOSIT of money to rent toto for a day or even for just one hour, then in the eyes of the law, a mutually binding CONTRACT has been entered meaning it is ONLY when the payee has inserted his member into the toto of the payment recipient, that the contract can be deemed to have been executed before man and Papa God.

In other words, the woman accepted the down payment made by a man for rental access to her juicy and sweet toto, and is thus duty bound to make that toto available for vigorous shooking to the complete satisfaction of the man who made that deposit in good faith, and with the expectation that his cash deposit will enable him to use blokkos and deposit his manly seed deep in the woman's slippery toto, there also signifying that the relevant contractual terms had been respected and acted upon by all parties.

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Politics / Re: A Dangerous Moral Trend Among Nigerians by Jakumo(m): 10:23am On Mar 24
JobZoneNews:
I am writing this with all sense of worry for what has become a normal and dangerous trends among most Nigerians especially those of us using social media platforms.

We have tried to raise a campaign against this and to educate some people we found commiting this moral and social crime.

What's the crime?

Have you not observed that most Nigerian social media users are always quick to abuse and curse others on social media. It's also very common here on naira land. It's the order of the day on Facebook.

Sometimes ago, I got worried and I felt in our own way we should begin to do something about this.

These questions come up:

Where have we thrown our moral values of old

Where have we thrown the mutual respect we use to have for ourselves

Why are most Nigerians ready to stay behind a mobile phone or a desktop computer to launch out attacks and abuse on others simply because they disagree with their own point of views

Must every one agree or support what you support or your own views.

Why are we suddenly becoming attackers and abusers instead of lovers of each other.

If we do this online why are we condemning bandits who attack physically and take away innocent people.

They attack physically but you attack and curse virtually.

Is it as a result of the economic and political situation of Nigeria.

In Facebook, I wrote a comment against a certain Apostle and his immediate reaction was to abuse and curse me. Then I pointed his attention to the title behind his name on Facebook and he went cold.

He apologized and even begged me in a private message.

It's likely you are reading this and you are just like this Apostle. You should know that everyone will not agree with your view. You are not God. Even God asks us to bring our strong reasons.

You should also understand that the law of sowing and reaping apply in all situations. If you curse or abuse anyone whether online or offline, you will get the rewards. It's a proven law.

Come to think of it, some people who launch out to attack others online behind a phone or computer are cowards. They won't be able to do that offline facing the person physically. That is a truth I know.

You should also understand that our world is also a digital one today. What you do online today can work against you tomorrow. A new employer can just come online to investigate you.

Let us stop this dangerous trend. Let us have mutual respect for each other.

Cowards abuse and curse people behind the phone but strong people respect others views and even write comments that uplift each other.

As usual, I am expecting some curses and abuses from reactions to this post (laugh) .

If this has touched you, let us read your comment. God bless you.

If this website belonged to me all would-be contributors to political discourse would me constitutionally mandated to send blood test result photocopies to PROVE they have smoked, vaporized, or eaten medical marijuana within the 24 hours preceding the day they intend to post any comment on Nairaland.

Yes sir indeed, you heard me right. Proven stoners with documented blood test credentials would be the ONLY writers who would be allowed to post opinions on any section of the forum. The reason for this systematic stoner selection process is that stoners are mellow and cool at all times, which means they NEVER get into petty little sissy-slapping contests with other forum readers, over race, tribe, or any other such asinine consideration.

Eliminate the drunkards and meth users, leaving only the stoners, anywhere that lasting peace is sought.

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Politics / Re: Breaking News!! Nigerian Couple Wed Near A River (Photos). by Jakumo(m): 9:38am On Mar 24
JASONjnr:
There's no amount of JuJu that will make me to wed a girl beside a river.....

But, who am I to judge them? There's always a reason for every actions taken!

Sounds like you don't want to offend that white guy called Jesus, or maybe the Arab gentleman called Mohammed. Wise man.

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