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Crime / Re: Man's Bike Stolen While Eating In Egbeda, Lagos by Jalubarika(m): 5:23pm On Jun 14, 2019
This guy is so fvcked without that bike, there's trouble in the land

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Arrives Court For Bail Hearing by Jalubarika(m): 10:01am On May 30, 2019
He foresaw all these even before his arrest 'Wón fé shé me bi Féla, wón fé she mi bi Mandela'

Congratulations to all Marleyan soldiers ,now your Role model has it all.

Insensitivity; Arrest all the first crooners of Yahoo and gay business (the likes of Olu maintain, Bobrisky) before these shits became a full blown epidemics. These kids( Zlantan,NM, etc) grew up singing Yahoozee so what dyu expect. Let's learn to cut off Bullshit from onset abeg.

No Objectivity: The likes of Dolapo and other police officers are failed officers too. They all lack objectivity. NM Ómó kekere yi, 11 count charges, kilode ntori Anóhbi?

He's just unlucky IMO

If youre happy about NM ,im happy to inform you that the carburetor inside your brain is leaking o.

I intentionally put this here so that Dolapo can see it here on Nairaland that we're not all fools and to expose the hypocrisy and poor approach to issues that affect our future.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Visits Zamara Governor-elect Mutawalle After Supreme Court Victory(photos) by Jalubarika(m): 6:41am On May 27, 2019
What's Atiku still doing with GD? GD that is full of anti party behaviours.

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Autos / Re: Company Used 2002 Rx 300 @ 1.250m by Jalubarika(m): 12:21pm On Jan 14, 2019
950k
Family / Re: Kokozaria And Wife, Oyinda Lose Their Conjoined Twins At Birth by Jalubarika(m): 2:07pm On Dec 23, 2018
May God console N0 2 and his family.
Kokokokokoko koko Saria, Kokokokokoko....

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Politics / Re: 2019 Election: Vice Presidential Debate (Live Updates) by Jalubarika(m): 7:50pm On Dec 14, 2018
Umma Getso ( YPP) is bae ,I love her composure. Short and detailed in her defence.

Peter Obi Fall hand big time,now I'm tryna compare Obi Vs Yemi Osinbanjo. He's a no-match at all to Yemi.
*Obi is seeing this debate as usual like just speaking English and Cramming Figures. Yemi is Logical and Spontaneous in argument.

Point of note; the other lady needs to be derobed, there's something like Pad on her shoulder, make I no hear say bomb explode for debate o.

The other man is a total off point. From introduction till now. Chai ,see Federal Mumu for TV

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Science/Technology / Re: Snake Refuses To Come Out After Man Swallowed It During Magic Stunt. Photos by Jalubarika(m): 3:33pm On Nov 10, 2018
Hehehe
Today Bushmeat don catch the Hunter. This just remind me of one of the Sikiru Ayinde Barristers song

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Celebrities / Re: Ray Hushpuppi Receives Versace Cake From "Versace" On Birthday (PHOTO) by Jalubarika(m): 9:11pm On Oct 18, 2018
Happy Birthday Hush Dog. The only guy that's developed a very thick skin against every negative comments Nigerians throw at him daily.
Crime / Re: Young Man Shot Dead By Cultists After ‘Mistaken Him For Someone Else’. Photos by Jalubarika(m): 4:24pm On Oct 12, 2018
Oba Alahurabi, Ma jeka'jo eni tan nwa. Amin ,mo gbe'to amin mi

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Crime / Re: Policeman Breaks Driver’s Hand For Resisting Extortion At Wuse Market, Abuja by Jalubarika(m): 3:32pm On Oct 10, 2018
Posting same pictures 5 times is not funny. Where's the detached hand? @OP

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Politics / Re: Who Will Be The Best Running Mate Of Atiku Abubakar? by Jalubarika(m): 2:34pm On Oct 07, 2018
kazeeyoung:
Geneviv grin grin
shebi u know say head dey pain u
Politics / Re: Folashade Tinubu-Ojo Denies Endorsing Sanwo-olu by Jalubarika(m): 9:49pm On Oct 01, 2018
If she like she marry Ambode or Wizkid, it's simply none of my Business, enough of Tinubu ,Ambode and Sanya-olu Drama, shé sónpé stupid ni!
Politics / Re: APC Primary: Udo-Edehe Slaps Ita Enang, Enang Bites Udo-Edehe - Akwa Ibom Daily by Jalubarika(m): 9:10pm On Sep 30, 2018
Senator Ita Ennang deserved more.
Ah! Senator Udoedeghe John Akpan
He's is not somebody u can fight anyday, anytime. For the Record, he rules the street in Akwa Ibom.
No one has been loyal to APC in Aks than Udoedeghe. So Akpabio came just last night and wanted to use big head to claim Open eyes. For where? He's a close ally to the founding father's of APC, Tinubu etc.
APC keep embarrassing themselves from Lagos to Imo to Akwa Ibom

Lemme take us back to the word of that Gentle fine Man who said ; My ambition is not worth the blood of even a single Nigerian

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Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Writes A Letter To Tinubu by Jalubarika(m): 9:09am On Sep 23, 2018
Dele, you can write epistles as long as ur gullible readers care to read. See you: See Pen and fool's cap Sheets enough for you to actualise your calling of Asslicking. You were part of this mess in Nigeria, you're always the first to lament too. I give u A1 on that one
You're always licking asses to and from Nig/Ghn.
*This note is for the sane minds that are still alive

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Sports / Re: "Neymar Is The Kim Kardashian Of Football" - Joey Barton Slams PSG Star by Jalubarika(m): 7:28pm On Sep 22, 2018
He's just Overrated. He's better a P0rnstar.
He tends to concentrate more on his Look than the football that brought him to limelight

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Politics / Re: See The Toilet A Local Government Chairman Built And Commissioned In Lagos (phot by Jalubarika(m): 8:35am On Sep 03, 2018
This is totally unfair to this Working Gentleman.
I wonder if all those people commenting do/did Logic in School. This is an unverified report by all those people commenting.
In Nigeria, good work could easily be pulled down by a F00l that has an access to data and Viceversa. This guys just cropped few Pic and spread it on Instablog, Nairaland and other trending Avenues.
For the vibrant mind among us, here is the Pictorial evidence of the whole report. God Bless the sane and Vibrant Minds

Politics / Re: Christain Governor Aspirant Donates 200 Bags Of Cement For Mosque Project by Jalubarika(m): 8:30pm On Aug 21, 2018
He was a Minister for Culture and Tourism but couldn't manage Mirage Nightclub successfully. Jasper wasn't a Minister but has been igniting nightlife in Cali Town. Show us how u managed ur investment then we can talk about govning Cali City.
Tell him to go and find plenty seat to sit down at far back. The point is he went really Bankrupt ,wanna offset bills and stage a comeback.

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TV/Movies / Re: Koko Pee Comedy Series - (no More No Less) Episode 4 - YAWA RACE by Jalubarika(m): 4:04pm On Aug 21, 2018
The Economy is hard, i need data to look for work and survive. Send me data to watch ur Comedy Skit. Thank

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Career / Re: Our Encounters With Randy Men, Crazy Drivers – Female Traffic Controllers by Jalubarika(m): 7:36am On Aug 11, 2018
The Opposite happens here in the State of Iberiberism. True true Na dem dey rush Us

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Politics / Re: Leah Sharibu's Results In Her Report Card (Photo) by Jalubarika(m): 4:10pm On Aug 06, 2018
Result wey dem use hand write.
Èdakun! Èkola kuo lèkó, Ékóo Kóla
Health / Re: 9 Die As Plateau Clinic Treats 430 Snakebites by Jalubarika(m): 5:03am On Jul 27, 2018
FG should declare Plateau State as State of Emergency.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Tips: Why Being Successful In Life Has Nothing At All To Do With Age by Jalubarika(m): 12:03pm On Jul 21, 2018
Nice Tips Op bult Sho'mó age mi ni?

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Politics / Re: Fayemi To Get Certificate Of Return On Wednesday by Jalubarika(m): 5:28pm On Jul 17, 2018
Federal Might in total use in Ekiti State. Collect it and keep for Eleka
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Reacts As Dewy Oputa, His Lesbian Daughter Shows Her Girlfriend SJ by Jalubarika(m): 4:40pm On Jul 17, 2018
Third time Charlie Bullshit enters front-page today. Meanwhile, of what Economic Imp is this to my Empty Wallet

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Politics / Re: Ekiti 2018 Governorship Election: Live Updates & Results Monitoring by Jalubarika(m): 8:01am On Jul 14, 2018
engineerboat:


O be laara re.
Mi kô ko ra re soun.
A mi soro pataki.
O mi soro patako
See finishing chai, you go kill this guy o
Health / Re: FG Tasks Optometrists To Reduce Rate Of Avoidable Blindness by Jalubarika(m): 7:03am On Jun 30, 2018
Nice Move.
FG should task FG to give hope so as to reduce the rate at which Nigerian Citizens commit Suicide because its also avoidable.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Sold A Bakery Of A White Man To Another White Man - Twitter by Jalubarika(m): 4:35pm On May 31, 2018
This is Nigeria

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Sold A Bakery Of A White Man To Another White Man - Twitter by Jalubarika(m): 4:35pm On May 31, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun Dedicates His 'Next Rated' Headies Award To Davido by Jalubarika(m): 1:52pm On May 07, 2018
Anywhere I see Mayorkun
I'll beat him up,
Collect the Award,
Then give it to the rightful Owner.
Maleek Berry owns the Award.
Spit on Headies

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Family / Re: My Brother Is Too Lazy. by Jalubarika(m): 10:55pm On May 06, 2018
Maybe dem don comot him pistil from Village

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