hausadreturn:
not as easy as it seem

I don join you o Hausa.

Hausa:
3 freshers in attic 3/4 just showed up. They've taken lower bunks.
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We've set a rule now that before they choose a space, they must be cleared by d porters. No more bypassing.

Oga mi I am thinking of coming for the clearance first today before coming with my belongings tomorrow because e 2 heavy to dey carry about...what do you think pls?

Baddestguyp:
11 or so. are we issued lockers?

am a freshman as you, so have no inform but someone said no...

Baddestguyp:
I got Awolowo Hall, Attics 3&4, Room 101,

datz my rum...watz d bunk no?

For all those who are having issues of "accept admission" when you have completed all your payment or registration should contact: 08030401725; The woman assisted in rectifying mine early this morning within seconds...

Dammytrager:
UPDATE: 005 days to go
#Resumption 2014/15 academic session

weldone bro.

SaintRobs:
100 OAU SLANGS AND MEANINGS
complied by lhezyzabeta
1.Ogba femi(femi's compound)---Oaucampus
2.Dobale--(prostrate- a tradition that performing artisite must fulfil before performing
3.Risky burger---fried egg and bread
4.Academics---lecture areas
5.Scabbash--- to pray in tongues
6.Prayo/spirikoko--- a religious person
7.Anglomoz--- love den between two freshmen hostels
8.Blocking--- The sight of a boy and girl together
9.Risky burger......a bread and egg meal
10.Aiye o po(inadequate space).....timeis necessary
11.Aro.... An annoying tease
12.School2...a particular area on campus
13.Aluta continua,Victoria asserts...end note of all announcement
14.No toasting--- a strong disagreement
15.Omo Awo--- guys who tease for fun
16.Faa aluta--- to cause pandemonium
17.Tan gboro--- commuter bus
18.Iwe--- an intelligent person
19.Broda sister wa o(and vice versa)--- welcoming address for a male in a female hostel
20.Baba na u o--- sarcastic/ ironic appraisal
21.Mr Moz--- frequent male visitor in female hostels
22.Moz101--- act of wooing fresh female students
23.Maa goo--- be smart
24.Won get mi--- to fail a course
25.Pam--- score
26.Igi iwe,ESO odo--- one who reads excessively but fails always
27.cest pon kaye--- nobody's business
28.Jacking--- act of reading
29.Jacko/iwe-stramol/jacko-mycine--- one who reads a lot
30.Department of bigbig books--- health sciences
31.Oau choiresters--- law students
32.FFO/Aj--- glutton
33.Fresher---new student
34.Town--- areas outside campus
35.Maximum shishi--- punishment for offenders
36.Floor O--- school's detention room
37.Porter--- security men
38.Jo o--- an excuse or a sarcastic plea
39.wooo Wooo--- go straight to the point
40.Department of EFCC--- faculty of science. Named after the grades the give most: E F and C
41.White house--- faculty of science
42.Yellow house--- department of mathematics
43.Omo mi(my child)-- an aquintance
44.ota lenu(peppery)--something accepted
45.shi(open)-- to fail/ to ignore
46.Quarters--- Staff areas
47.Omi Faborode--- tap water
48.Road 1--- main entrance to campus
49.Boss/egbon---a sophisticated person
50.spagewa--- a meal of spaghetti and beans
51.Concursion/ conkoki--- a hurriedly prepared meal or food lacking necessary ingredient
52.No animal/ without/ no protein--- meal without fish or meat
53.Alaaro--one who does aro
54.singist---a singer
55.humbility---extreme humility
56.Docki---med student
57.Orijo---material for cheating
58.Baskeh bo kot--- basket ball court used for scabbashing
59.Omo ibo--- non Yoruba
60.Hall--- student hostels
61.Death center---schoolclinic
62.Maintenance---female student off campus hostel
63.Kooro--- hidden places
64.Carpenter is a around--- popular carpenter
65.Gp de shake---low Gp
66.Gp make sense---high Gp
67.moremi100,200,300level--- floors in moremi hall
68.ekaro se ma foosho(good morning,wash your clothes)---dry cleaners
69.e-problem--schools eportal
70.Omisore oke,eeyan wa n s(omisore upstairs.some one is downstairs)--usually said in
Awo blocks to warn someone of pouring down
water from tops.
71.Ajose parole---night time out
72.sport's popcorn--- buttered popcorn
73.rishas car---airtime recharge card
74.indospag---meal of spaghetti and indomie
75.Alhaja/Hajia---female Muslim
76.afa---male Muslim
77.Oga---male fellowship executive
78.Mummy---female fellowship executive
79.Esko/Exco--- executive
80.Parade---take an offender round the school
81.ko Funny---boring performance or hardship
82.Amarachi---any wayward female
83.As e de hot---intense circumstance
84.La cram la pour,la pass la graduate--- slang used after a frustrated effort of trying to understand a course.
85.efficiency--- someone who is too unnecessarily involved in something
86.Corner--- one's portion of hostel room
87.ise to ta(peppery work)--- job well done
88.omo wa ni(our child)---popular person
89.Iwe factorial--- brilliant student
90.kawe yo/kawe ju(over read)- hypes for an unserious person
91.omo la toro iwe labi(we begged for a child,but begot a book)---brilliant person
92.Ose igberaga(periodof pride)---- resumption
93.Ife gbeyin(end of ife)--- exam period/ when provisions are finished
94.PDP,power,APC,change----a cheer for attention
95.Ogun malaria(malariadrugs)--- any drug at all,given by health center pharmacists
96.Laana---- to fail a course
97.won get mi(I have been caught)--- to fail a course/ get a grade least expected
98.Won fun mi ni 40E(I was given 40E)---- to score 40E
99.F and F---a popular restuarant in school called forks and fingers
100.Mi ole wa ku ,Alaye longba bsc(i cant kill myself,only the living attains Bsc)--- used after a frustrated effort in understanding a course/ after several hours of reading

thanks for the info

davidbanner:

haba!! I no b Denrele

bt u dey like am 4 dream ba?

davidbanner:

fantasy explorer, F-explorer

e be like say u no knw say koboko de wait 4 u?

9blast:
flog? Cmon,that's too much
Just remove one of his finger nails,that should be enough

this one go make Banner resume on the 31st of December, so make we look for lesser punishment.

9blast:
nah,I know what's wrong with him...first he misbehaves when he sees girls(either in a good way or a bad way) now without a girl,he z going into people's dreams...I see that as an after effect of concentrated wet ibadan weed...that's the only substance that can take u to places u ve never been before even without lifting a muscle

lol, so what do you suggest...
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I suggest flogging with alphabeth above or a palm frond.

9blast:
wonder what he z looking for in omole's bathroom and Lyrically's room...I'm suspecting................

We need to take him to see one of his dream doctors for checkup

davidbanner:


which kind transform....? I've been to so many places in my dream....like wonderland, Paris,lyrically's room, dammytrager's dining table,aeshar's mosque, timmytimmy's pot , Ordunhayor's dream... etc..... I've been to there..I'm not a wizard oooo...... I've even been to omole's bathroom.... see something....lols ...""!!

This is serious...You must be a dream explorer

Can't believe it's just 7days left...even though I don't see myself prepared, I just feel like sleeping this night at my house and waking tomorrow on campus...



Just imagining the imposible...na Banner fit transform like that for him dream.

olly11:
Please what is wrong with the E-portal o?!
It just referred me bk to level 1.....I mean the accept admission/ reject ish!
EGBAMI o! Owo o gbodo wo igbo o!
#Panic mode

You are not alone. I guess they are having some hitches.

[quote
author=hausadreturn post=33448293]Given that these things have been
discussed time after time on this thread, i'd just add - bring a
bathroom slippers along, so as not to roll on d stairs like d
rest. [/quote] that one dey my agenda since o

hausadreturn:
what aspect?

Any aspect you can talk about.

hausadreturn:
at first e fit reach 30, then after like a month, 24 - 25

ok sir...thank you for your assistance and I wish to ask what do you think we would essentially need while coming to school.

hausadreturn:
Not really. But attic 3/4 has 10 bunks

nawao the population no go too much? Although we can cope with time.

hausadreturn:
Attic 1&2? Was it really that bad?

do you mean to say that Attic 3&4 is worse than Attic 1&2?

larap:
May 17 shii for me and d nigga dat "wants to pay his last respect to his late grandma "is a blessing in disguise.....RIP TO HER....clock"s ticking...when u get there u gon b like diz is d oau...well Bleep that shit....aint a freak

O boy, the postponement went in my favour o coz the day I knew about was the exact day I arrived my village and I screemed because it even added time for me to rest because I should have been struggling on how to return now.
Lastly, I want to thank you all on this thread for the assistance and condolences received. I am happy my grandma has been laid to rest...

Them plenty....

Miracy:
Any law student in the house....?? ?

E be lyk say na dier people full.

stebano:
Any law fresher in here? Kindly drop your phone number

08173701001

haydot95:
this one is strong o...upper kraze ke?

**modified**
Why u con change d craze to case? I catch u o

lolz una 2 funny

haydot95:
dejiiiiiiii,is this the latest cable in town? Dammy,don't tell me u sold this kinda lame cable for my bros here base ko,fort ni

......Laughing in UPPERCASE

dazzlemee:


Lol why do you want to know

hmmm.........#SILENCE

dazzlemee:


Are you in oau already or how did you get the room? I want to get one too but I live in abuja and what course are you going for?

where in abuja do you reside coz am base here too.

hausadreturn:
*smiles.
I don turn business man naaa

Na so u talk am...lolz

hausadreturn:
sorry for the loss. 08038356962

I would get to you soonest

hausadreturn:
yea.
There're only 3 attic in awo. And it can be found only in Awo, Moremi, Akintola and p.g. hostels.
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It is larger than anyother room in any hostel on campus.
9 bunks i.e 18 people. No wadrobe, and no bed number.
What ever number u see on your bedspace on d portal for awo attic is mere formality. ***but the room offers u what others cant. A balcony and at least some space.
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That is not to mention that the room is always normally quite (over) populated. It fluctuates from 25-30 people, depending.
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As the chairman-elect of attic 3/4, i advise those resuming to resume on the first day of resumption b'cos bedspace collection is strictly on first come first serve basis. U risk not getting a good bunk (oau is overhyped, not all bunks are that good, some are shaky, etc) if u resume late.
***The last paragraph is for the guy who wishes to resume on the 7th.

I am happy to get this info regarding the hall. I wish to state that my resumption on the 7th is what I have to do to show respect for my late grandmother who will be laid to rest that week. However, whatever possible I need to do to get a good location would be appreciated by me. Finally sir Hausadreturn, I would need your contact for further info.

hausadreturn:
thats cool. The excos of the room will really be looking forward to meeting u.

happy to hear that but I would be resuming on the 7th.

hausadreturn:
Any body representing awo attic?

yap BedSpace Location:Awolowo Hall, Attics 3&4, Room 101, Bed No 17 (Upper Bunk)

davidbanner:


no..... u won't , just make sure u have your documents ready..... OK....

#Banner said so....

ok thanks