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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Jarchi(m): 2:08am On Jun 08, 2023
NaijaMemes:


I'd rather be in my own country. However, you are right to air the hypocrisy.

Imagine a Nigerian politician shouting against gay rights but he is sleeping with 17 year old runs girls and funding his escapades with public money.



° Brodaman, but they (west) can paint polygamy wrong right? Patriarch my a##. The law is meant to keep us in check, it's not that we won't do it. We all know right and wrong which is fucking bias because one man's poison is another man's food. Ain't against LGBTQ+ just saying it is getting too much just like how blacks call everything racism and wants inclusion quota system without merit. Now you can't talk freely (make you come be white, haaaa!!!!!) without falling into the trap of "racism" it would be "sexualising" or "patriarch" or they must sha find something to hang you.
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***Jarchi***


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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 1:28am On Jun 08, 2023
freezyprinzy:
Watching coco for the 100th time and what a movie!!!!
I am pretty sure Disney has so many projects like this to explore but no they rather ruin classic animations and include modern day shenanigans. I heard they are working on a live action Hercules. I am sure Megara will probably be played by a trans woman or Hercules will find it hard taking down 2adult man while megara will have no problem taking down 4/5 at a go.
Nonsense!!



° Brodaman, Disney can never pull that, na Pixar do the work. It was during their merger Abi something like that. °
***Jarchi***


TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 2:45am On May 25, 2023
Illusioneffect:

Srsly? I found it really touching and interesting, not up to par with the rest but interesting enough, it's like comparing it with Cleopatra mess



° Brodaman, the story did not just make any sense to me but it is fun to watch. It made me watch Bridgeton after zo many "discouragement", my score was influenced by how good bridgeton was "I could have missed this due to others opinion" Just trying to say, watch film based on your gut feeling, one man's food is another man's poison. I had picked the "Cleopatra mess" over Queen Charlotte though °
***Jarchi***


Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jarchi(m): 8:20pm On May 24, 2023
veekid:
I greet y'all bosses in the house, what's the way out around the colour errors in miui14? Also, is there a way around some apps not working? E.g audiomack. Shot attached. Thanks in advance.




° Brodaman, Make sure you have at least 3gb of memory space before you update or download a new app, at least °
***Jarchi***


TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 8:09pm On May 24, 2023
DEIFIED:
Please who has seen this movie Queen Charlotte, a bridgerton story. Will you recommend?.




° Brodaman, 4.8/10 for normal people in that niche
3.5/10 for me
Something to keep the bridgeton story on but not better than bridgeton °
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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Jarchi(m): 8:55pm On May 20, 2023
Kasdat5:
Dinner 😔 😔
When hunger Abi na lack of patience make you forget the pot will be hot, you can still cook it again, hope it doesn't happen to any version of rice you cook next time
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 1:46pm On May 15, 2023



° Brodaman, I was beginning to love Peter and Catherine love chemistry, how will Peter just ... What what what °
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 1:32pm On May 15, 2023
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° [b]Brodaman, Egypt one of the oldest, advanced civilization ever known. They had major trade route, golds, religion, education, scholars, charms, library ( destroyed again and again) agriculture ( "wheat basket of Africa"wink architecture (wonders of the world) and culture that was admired and coveted by many.
Diverse infusion into their bloodline through trade and all eg ( don't forget Joseph and Israel, something that happened thousands of years before the Ptolemy era, another 200 years to Cleopatra ), neighbours, trade and monarchy strengthen through marriage and we expect ...

We are just fan boys, history that was written 100 or 1000 years after event based on pictures and art excavated but less of writings and you expect the writers not to be biased?

Imagine USA of 200 years and new history is being written, in the next 200 years our children will be reading what ever comes from the diversity of immigrants that must have gained ground to write their own history.

History is written by winners, no one cares about the losers, that's the real point of the movie because it is a Roman propaganda that Octavian Oga Augustus Ceaser used in getting the senate to his side, she is a seductress, evil and strategist against Rome and "democracy"

Art is the only medium people with less voice use in expressing themselves. If you believe otherwise, raise the budget and make yours. It was the christians subtle movement, black movement, sex scenes now it is LGBTQ+ and pride, it will go on and on until you become Elon with the right fund to make things how you want it to be and yes many will be against it the way you are against this Elon making his. °
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 12:05am On May 12, 2023



° Brodaman, it's funny we are all talking about history that was not documented until many many years after. It's just like the bible, some of the writers are "ambiguous" even the gospel writers some didn't see Jesus or heard him, just stories we were told. Stories will be stories. Nobody tells an event without adding or subtracting.
Fact sometimes might not be the truth, that's Def something I know. °




An excerpt
Yet despite their solid credentials and insight into her origins, the talking heads regularly feel more like fans than historians. Some of their insights resemble fan fiction, particularly when they speculate as to how great a lover Cleopatra must have been. Given the two millennia that have passed, describing her and Caesar’s trysts seem overly salacious, but to their credit, the actors perform it with steamy aplomb.
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 11:24pm On Apr 26, 2023
Baddestguyp:
Right ---to---> left

Almost tears in my eyes reading these panels....
This is what peak Dialogue and peak writing looks like

Appreciating the small things in life




° Brodaman, everything no just correlate, Asin what's the connection in all these? Makes me question that PEAK WRITING °
***Jarchi***


TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 1:29am On Apr 16, 2023
MJBOLT:
"Scripted Television debut" undecided
Keeping Up With The Kardashians come be wetin undecided





° Brodaman, she is not coming as HER but a scripted character with emotions and name °
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 3:07am On Apr 14, 2023
Baddestguyp:
Got this off Reddit:

In around 300 BC, Alexander the Great conquered Egypt. When he died and his empire split, Egypt was ruled by Ptolemy, one of Alexander's generals. The Ptolemaic dynasty mostly practiced incest of the king marrying his sister, aunt, or cousin. Cleopatra was Ptolemy's great(x8)-granddaughter, her native language was Greek. She could have had some Egyptian or even Subsaharan blood, but she would not have been predominantly African or appeared "black". She would have looked Mediterranean/Middle Eastern.



Btw, the Netflix series isn't just using a black actress to fill the role...they are actually race swapping a historical figure...and claiming: "I don't care what your teachers say. Cleopatra was black"



° Brodaman, it's just pure marketing, they don't care about the reviews if the number of views is rising. Controversy wins but I guess we all know their reputation. A good name is better than riches.
Now, African history is also not detailed, who wrote the history? That's the point. I wish our ancestors could document their past not the old archaic cave drawings, we are finding it hard to draw conclusions from. °
***Jarchi***


TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 12:06pm On Apr 12, 2023
FBS:

If understanding basic stuff is a problem for you, na your wahala be that. I am not going to argue with you.
My thoughts, my decision. Deal with it or ignore. I'm fine with either.




° Brodaman, I don't understand you again. You raised your criticism and it was validly countered. What's your point pls?
Even if I think the ted lasso show is losing the vibe or maybe na me no wait until they finish it. °
***Jarchi***


TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 10:54am On Apr 09, 2023
abduleez1:


Anything that rocks your boat man. Seems the point is flying over ya heads 🗣️🗣️
The funny thing about this matter, the same GOT where she got a little exposure in Hollywood was produced by HBO. She's not had any significant project ever since, so they definitely knows how much she is worth.

Joaquin Phoenix earned $4.5mn for Joker in 2019. A movie that grossed $1bn+ in the global box office. That's a huge disservice in my view regarding how much the studio made. But look at his pay in upcoming sequel. Phoenix and director Todd Phillips are pocketing $20mn each — 4.4x times initial payment.
That's called leverage and growth. A concept which is some ppl weirdly don't still get.




° Brodaman, we saying the same thing, you just don't see it. Every actor thinks the movie he is in is the best until it is out, whatever rocks your boat bro. Entertainment is crazy music, sports, movies and all, the money side is business. I said if the contract was open to review? There's no system or level to guage anything, na who sabi pass go join jolly. Entertainers have only one chance and if you don't milk it dry, you're gone. Whatever works for anybody °
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 6:18pm On Apr 08, 2023
abduleez1:


Dem never know what's up.
Especially for a virtually unknown actor.




° Brodaman, Virtually unknown keeh?
You can't control fans, I hope you know?
The studio producing the movie should be the one to decide if they can't pay. So if one actor is taking half of the crew budget, others should not talk because they are unknown or because I just don't understand? If the negotiation for season 1 is open to review, let her enjoy the hype, it comes once in a while. It is not nollywood where they make movies like fish eggs. Omo, if I do wakapass for GOT, na mad hype for my CV. NA WHY THEM THEY ASK FOR PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE. °
***Jarchi***


TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 1:08am On Apr 08, 2023
abduleez1:
How some w@nkers thinks at times ehn is baffling AF. Seeing the comments and seeing a few weird woke dumbos trying to say Bella out to receive more money and even suggesting equal pay is mind boggling. You begin to wonder whether any of those weirdos have ever worked a single day in their lives or just choose to be hypocritically woke.

Some mugus are even spinning it to gender pay gap. 🙃🙃

Who the fvvk knows who Bella Ramsey is? The only project she's known for, she didn't even get up to 20 minutes total for 8 seasons of GOT. Just used in a couple scenes and backing orders and people thinks she's that important. Oberyn Martell is far more memorable and a major player for a whole season than Bella could ever dream of.

A 19 year old getting paid $700k for 10 episodes in her FIRST lead role and breakout performance is more than enough.
This ppl dey underrate Pedro Pascal with his lead roles in Narcos, WW84, Mando and other numerous roles in various films and TV shows. 20+ years of experience comparing a kid that's been nonexistent in entertainment since GOT ended.



° Brodaman,
$600 to $70, the money no do justice, at least make he pass $100. Omo man gats hype himself, we're in the entertainment business in which worth is perceived, it is an illusion. She did a good job and negotiation for a pay increase is not a bad thing. She knows she is indispensable, Abi them fit find her replacement for season 2? That's her strength in the negotiation table. It's her time, we all do like we care for these artistes but after their project nobody cares, we want more after watching in 2 hours what took years, millions in $$$, hard-working sweats to produce. °
***Jarchi***


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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 5:02pm On Mar 19, 2023
Who's watching Daisy and the six? I'm trying to download the novel, tried but couldn't. I just want to check something in the book.
Politics / Re: 2023 Governorship Elections: ICIR Fact Checks by Jarchi(m): 10:43am On Mar 19, 2023



° Brodaman I don tire, Omo can we move on now? Election decided by court instead of voters, what a waste of time and tax payers' sweat. Can we have our cash back now pls,pls and please°
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 8:39am On Mar 13, 2023
phr0nesis:

My complaint isn't about how you rated "the black mafia" series but about every other movie/series ratings you drop. I have never seen you rate below 8 before.

I'm not condemning your choice of movies but you should calm down on your ratings

Do you expect people to watch films that they wouldn't enjoy?
I'm not a paid movie critic or have the time to enjoy watching film I think I wouldn't like.
I think that's the bias to the rating though.
Politics / Re: 2023 Election: INEC Gets Cash For Elections by Jarchi(m): 7:46am On Feb 22, 2023
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° Brodaman, So you think those making the policies go suffer, na grass they ever suffer. We need systems that will make our 3 shaky arms of government to retire compulsorily if they have failed us, just like those we copied do. That's the way to go. It will put them on their toes and make them deliver more. If we have the power to put them there, we should also have the power to remove them.
Buhari the minister for petroleum no fit queue for fuel, for cash. It's like a pastor declaring 3days fasting for the church when his household be feasting like it's Christmas time, Abi na only congregation devil dey chase °
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 12:23am On Feb 17, 2023
oyaskii:
lol see it and you are not alone....we are all rooting for Peter "the terrible" 😀👌....S2 is even more hilarious and wild than S1. S3 is out later this year and i couldn't be happier...top top tier show 🙌

What kind of love is that that they share?
I'm confused
Good show though
Politics / Re: El-Rufai: Buhari Was Shocked When Lawan Was Named APC Anointed Candidate (Video) by Jarchi(m): 5:13am On Feb 03, 2023



° Brodaman, oh shock wan Bakan, Nigerians go shock Una, make Una sha dey shock us go, we whey endure 8 years of shock go endure am to the polls.
PDP or APC, dem go still decamp so better open your eyes wide, imagine having these same set of people as ministers or in top office, wise up, no be only you go suffer, do it for your children, 8 years boy don turn big boy °
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 8:14pm On Feb 01, 2023
Gay scenes, sex scenes no bad but make them they try warn us. I can't be explaining to children why they can't watch the most talked about series on my phone & laptop, something they sneak to watch for my back.
Jarchi:



° Brodaman, Everybody wan sell market, we forget small children will grow old to believe it is normal.
Now asẹwo lifestyle has become normal, sex and nude na normal, this freedom we are clamouring for will soon be the end of us. Imagine a trans woman in bathroom/toilet with full gbola because you 'claim' you are a woman.
Music has explicit tag, make them try they warn us sha because they are not the majority.
The last of us whey don make me hate kissing with that yeye fungus creeping out of the mouth. °
***Jarchi***


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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 9:09pm On Jan 13, 2023
Baddestguyp:
How will someone wake up and decide to start claiming a different pronouns...
Imagine the confusion if an entire class, everyone starts using random pronouns...

You can't even speak normally without offending somebody
Jarchi:



° Brodaman, I don't have problem if you don't want to associate with your gender, but if you want to adopt a new gender, it should be in another name abeg.
A male is a male
A female is a female
An hermaphrodite is a hermaphrodite
A dog is a dog
A fish is a fish
A whatever is a whatever
Don't come and confuse us with your definition

White is white, black is black - if you've found another colour give it a new name and let's see the definitive meaning [i]or else make everybody craze join disorganise everything.

[b]I'm not against homo just trying to find order
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***Jarchi***

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 8:27pm On Jan 09, 2023
Not pantheon now shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Episode 9 of Alchemy of soul is a waste of time, maybe the season 2 wasn't necessary in the first place but a ✓ zhow (◔‿◔)
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 6:38pm On Dec 27, 2022
Koreans make better sorry good series than Hollywood in all aspects, their genre and theme is niche based that's why you don't like it.
Hollywood - sex and violence
Korean - love
Bollywood - love and music with a little you touch of exaggerated violence
Nollywood - jazz or copy copy make me pass


Hollywood has the money and experience but it hasn't been showing in quality with the quantity they produce. Don't forget culture determines the content of most script, Hollywood is free and that freedom is costing them because of agenda and all. Other movie industries are limited by their culture, so ... I've never been a fan of Hollywood, the violence is not real, I'm more of the dialogue part most people fast forward.
Car Talk / Re: NAICOM Increases Third Party Motor Insurance By 200% To ₦‎15,000 by Jarchi(m): 3:35am On Dec 25, 2022
Nwatachoba1:


My friend wanted to insure his business

Den I met him with the insurance staff, the woman was saying there's 5yr plan, and this is the amount you get paid for damages etc

Den I asked, what happens after 5yrs,if within the 5yrs nothing happens to the business, what den is going to happen to the money he has been paying?

Her reply was *it is gone* like he pays monthly (according to her) if something happens within the 5yr period, he gets money running into millions to start again, but if 5yrs elapse without any damage,den he will forget the money... I shock o

I con think say na scam

Where insurance wan see the millions dem go pay am?
Bad no go happen to us no be the prayer of person whey dey pay insurance money.

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Car Talk / Re: NAICOM Increases Third Party Motor Insurance By 200% To ₦‎15,000 by Jarchi(m): 3:28am On Dec 25, 2022
Everybody just dey play, Government just dey sing "as he dey pain them he dey sweet us, as he dey sweet us he dey pain them."
Be like Na bicycle sure pass, I need to lose some weight

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jarchi(m): 9:10pm On Dec 19, 2022
This is a complaint thread, no vex if the complains are more of the praise. Your phone spoil, go repair. Which one be xiaomi problem, if warranty no cover you, your cup of tea.
Make we rest abeg, nobody force you buy am

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jarchi(m): 12:57am On Nov 18, 2022
bobolarry:
Omo...what did REDMI 9C users do Xiaomi, no MIUI update at all.

I've given up hope on that phone, common Redmi 9A has gotten 12.5 but they have stuck 9c to the last old update 12.0.22. The beautiful thing is it won't smell MIUI 13, the lastest sorry old update took away so many beautiful features like left hand etc
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 9:53pm On Nov 17, 2022
The sex lives of college girls is back.
I watched season 1 of warrior Nun, decided to continue with season 2. I haven't touched any series since I watched the first episode, finding good series to watch until TSLOCG
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jarchi(m): 6:50am On Nov 16, 2022
OhBritannia:
Let me tell you a true life story, it's up for you to believe it or not.
This is about a cousin who is now dating an American actress.
Now like I said this is a true life story but the names of the people here will be kept a secret.

There is a series the actress is acting now that's in season 5 currently.
Do you know that when the actress acted season 1 of the series, this my cousin was still a nobody in the streets of Lagos hustling?
The series was my cousins favorite series and he had a crush on this actress as at then but he was just a nobody on the street of Lagos having a crush on an American actress.

Well my cousin worked hard and Smart, set a target and goals for himself, left the country three years ago and two year later, he is currently dating this particular actress.
( True life story)

My point is that, nothing is impossible for you In life if you can just focus.
If you desire it!! You will receive if you work towards it.

Like i said try use series dates and release date to Set target for yourselves, trust me it works like magic and yes like i said be focus!!!

I am not saying stop watching series, all i am saying is that use series release dates to set a target for yourselves.


He mean say I still get hope untop harps of industry be that.
Let me go and see my calendar first

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