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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The CV That “works” In Nigeria – Adenike Fadina by jarkata(m): 9:20am On Dec 07, 2012
Cv plus connection both of dem work.it is only government sector dat take man know man serious.most private sector and multinationals still base 75% of their emplyment on merit level.Therefore there is no big deal having a good cv.my challenge is having my date of birth different from d one on WAEC certificate.i've been qustioned several times at d interview venue.pls someone should tell me d effect of this,i can't use d one on my WAEC certificate cos i don tee
Romance / Re: How Do You Respond To This Message From Your Ex “I Miss You” by jarkata(m): 11:49pm On Dec 02, 2012
[color=#550000][/color] i don hear,se u never get another maga? If she says yes,ok,i feel dey help u sa once in a while but under contract
Romance / Re: How Do You Respond To This Message From Your Ex “I Miss You” by jarkata(m): 11:48pm On Dec 02, 2012
[/color] i don hear,se u never get another maga? If she says yes,ok,i feel dey help u sa once in a while but under contrac[color=#550000]t
Sports / Re: CAF Reveal Final Five For African Footballer Of The Year- Mikel Obi Missing! by jarkata(m): 8:35pm On Nov 23, 2012
Song better pass mikel ten times in football control and confidence but mikel is better when it comes to accurate passing
Romance / Re: The Best And Practicable Way To Ask A Girl Out? by jarkata(m): 12:49pm On Nov 18, 2012
Ur parents are struggling to send u go uni.u con dey do another thing,u won marry am now abi u don reach to marry? E be like se u no get assignment , Which faculty u dey self? Dey no dey give una assignment atal? Well! let me help u ,just buy a good package like set of under wears go before her kneel down and tell her u r dieing for her love.next day invite her for shopping,buy her exotic materials dat all.she will be urs for dat semester,next semester renew ur contract if u still want her,no be campus love? Very easy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Addax Aptitude Test by jarkata(m): 7:55am On Nov 17, 2012
sheriffmarshal: They just said I shld go and take the test at chamscity abuja that they'll send me the mail later do you have any idea what their salary's like?
U ve not even pass the first stage before d second stage,u r asking for d salary,u r very very funny,pass d test first.less dan 5% is going to be employ for each post,na today dem dey write d test? U better be very fast on d computer and dont waste up to 50secs on a question.best of luck
Jokes Etc / Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by jarkata(m): 6:58am On Nov 17, 2012
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Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....
Cuz. D Reps didn't undastand all wat he was sayn...
Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....
Cuz. D Reps didn't undastand all wat he was sayn...
Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....
Cuz. D Reps didn't undastand all wat he was sayn...
U too funny haba.U dont know se dat road posses,since obasanjo regime in 1999 consruction everytime,yet d road never dey ok
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: HELP!!! Mathematics Bsc. Vs Elect/elect HND by jarkata(m): 8:19am On Nov 13, 2012
Follow ur spirit and mind.it all depends on God .most HND holders are doing well in multinationals and oil companies likewise BSC.BSC is good and at d same time is very good if u further in mathematics to master level.but d fact still remains dat making it in life all depend on God inrespective of qualification.I've seen a family whereby d richest among dem is d one dat work in exon mobile with OND in elect./elect although he later have BSC in economics but till tomorrow he use OND to work.just pray and let God direct u and follow ur mind.BSC in mathematics is good but dat is not d guarntee 4 success is only God.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unconventional Job Interviews You Have Experienced. by jarkata(m): 5:54am On Nov 13, 2012
Anyi.:

My friend calm down, no be fight. You could just have said something little about it rather than keep silent. As for your challenge I just graduated from Civil Engr... My convocation's this Dec 7th. You're invited
No wonder u r civil engineer on paper,u have not even gone for any interview before.mcheeeeeeew!! I con de waste my response on ordinary student dat collect money frm parents and uncle.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unconventional Job Interviews You Have Experienced. by jarkata(m): 2:02pm On Nov 10, 2012
Anyi.:

Maintenance engineer that doesn't know the grades of hydraulic oil. Don't know who to blame here. Your school or you. Still undecided.
mr.know all,u want to tell me dat all wot u've being thaught in schl.is still full in ur memory.let me tell u mechanical engineering is a wide course u can't remember all,all these oil have diff.grade nos,is better to remain silent dan to be saying rubbish dat u r not sure of,dat is my style i only say wot iam very sure of.d fact remains dat i've worked on hydaulic machine before yet i can't remember d grade,we have diff.oil grade,just let me know ur field of study i will ask u one simple question,better still if u r an engineer answer dis question is an interview question as well may be i can learn frm u.WHAT IS D DIFFRNT BTW CENTRIFUGAL AND CENTRIPETAL PUMP,HOW CAN U INCREASE D PRESSURE OF A PUMP.answer me mr.know all

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unconventional Job Interviews You Have Experienced. by jarkata(m): 4:02pm On Nov 09, 2012
I was invited for an interview at Pz cussons/ wilmer for d post of maintenance engineer.dey only ask me 3 questions;
1.hw many local govt.in lagos state
2.what is d grade of hydraulic oil
After these two questions by diff.ppl.i was just looking, i couldn't alter a word.they just bursted into laughter.later somebody joined dem and dey started their discussion and ambardon me on dat seat.after 30 mins one of dem just said mr.man what do u understand by factor of safety,only dis one i could say something,ok thank u.we will contact u ,i was so demoralized and dey were still laughing.
Culture / Re: The Hardest of the 3 Major Language to Learn by jarkata(m): 3:23pm On Nov 09, 2012
Tribalism apart,Hausa easy well well,during d NYSC in d north my students thaught me hausa and within 5 month i could hear,read and understand 65% and speak 40%.my friend dat serve in d east cannot even hear d fundamental of ibo lang.talkless of speaking it.i think Yoruba takes d second position after hausa follow by others
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Help A Sis Please!!! by jarkata(m): 3:25pm On Nov 06, 2012
@poster ,Do u like hotel receptionist 35k
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Describe Your Present Job With One Word by jarkata(m): 11:16am On Nov 03, 2012
[/color][color=#550000] LUCRATIVE
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: GM Pals , Can Some One Bail Me Out With The Various Test Centres For Honeywell by jarkata(m): 9:00am On Oct 25, 2012
I reveived d messg as well,i cant understand.what i want to do is i want to send dem via d same email i send d cv to dem,i know lagos would be part of d centres,I reveived d messg as well,i cant understand.what i want to do is i want to send dem via d same email i send d cv to dem,i know lagos would be part of d centres,I reveived d messg as well,i cant understand.what i want to do is i want to send dem via d same email i send d cv to dem,i know lagos would be part of d centres,
Politics / Re: Gov.Mimiko Leads In 12 LGAs In Gubernatorial Election by jarkata(m): 5:47am On Oct 21, 2012
The mechanism of inter governmental relations has been characterize by accrimony,the system has been vitiated and thrown into political oblivion in ondo state.mimiko is a good man to be precise i had an encunter with him as the SSG under adefarati administration.but d fact still remains dat there is no significant improvement in d level of development in ondo state,uneployment of youth increased geometrically,lack of good roads,poor water supply,poverty level is on increase and will keep on shouting iroko dat shouldnt be d bone of contension whoever dat emerge let dem bring significant transformstion into d state.i rest my case, ondo o ni baje oooo!!!!!
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Flood In Isoko Communities, Delta by jarkata(m): 4:55pm On Oct 08, 2012
foyeks2001: Make flood no just try show-face 4 Abj o cos me no fit swim o
while u no pray for d whole country,while only abuja.ur village nko,ego too much for u
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Too Archaic It Worries Me by jarkata(m): 4:09pm On Sep 09, 2012
Hope ur guy never dey do d ff;
1.shit 4 body
2.snurring
3.bed wetting
4.cracking or noisy while drinking water
5.dipping d bread inside d tea
6.mixing d entire white rice n stew b4 eating
7.using d tip of d finger to remove meat hang frm d teat n eat
8.licking d plate with his tongue
9.cracking d bone n suck out d marrow
10.bitting d crown of d bottle n put it in2 d bottle of coke
11.vomiting out d phlem from d mouth or nose in public
IF UR GUY DIDN'T DO MORE DAN 3 OF D FF.DAT MEAN UR OWN BETTER GO AHEAD AND MARRY HIMHope ur guy never dey do d ff;
1.shit 4 body
2.snurring
3.bed wetting
4.cracking or noisy while drinking water
5.dipping d bread inside d tea
6.mixing d entire white rice n stew b4 eating
7.using d tip of d finger to remove meat hang frm d teat n eat
8.licking d plate with his tongue
9.cracking d bone n suck out d marrow
10.bitting d crown of d bottle n put it in2 d bottle of coke
11.vomiting out d phlem from d mouth or nose in public
IF UR GUY DIDN'T DO MORE DAN 3 OF D FF.DAT MEAN UR OWN BETTER GO AHEAD AND MARRY HIM
Hope ur guy never dey do d ff;
1.shit 4 body
2.snurring
3.bed wetting
4.cracking or noisy while drinking water
5.dipping d bread inside d tea
6.mixing d entire white rice n stew b4 eating
7.using d tip of d finger to remove meat hang frm d teat n eat
8.licking d plate with his tongue
9.cracking d bone n suck out d marrow
10.bitting d crown of d bottle n put it in2 d bottle of coke
11.vomiting out d phlem from d mouth or nose in public
IF UR GUY DIDN'T DO MORE DAN 3 OF D FF.DAT MEAN UR OWN BETTER GO AHEAD AND MARRY HIM
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by jarkata(m): 6:15am On Sep 01, 2012
Oke-igbo
Igbo Olodunmare
Igbo Irumole
Oke Langbodo
Oke Ijege
Oke Ologudu
Oke isa
Oke ora
Oloroke
Ago ijebu
Ago idedi
Osara
Bankemo
Panroba
Oloruntele
Nairaland / General / Re: Three Great People You Would Like To Meet. by jarkata(m): 6:00am On Sep 01, 2012
Didier Drogba
J J Okocha
Wole Soyinka
Romance / Re: Blunders You Have Made Infront Of Opposite Sex by jarkata(m): 5:47pm On Aug 30, 2012
It happend during d NYSC orientation camp in fika,yobe state b4 d boko haram insurgency.i went to d bush to deficate as a 'pako' guy and as a result of d malodourous nature of d toilets.i just went to d bush gently,i never knew there was a particular girl at one corner in d bush doing d samething,i was shocked when i set my eyes on her and i've already exposed my thing completly,she pretended as if she didn't see anything,she left immediatly and i was ashamed with myself.i tried to overcome my shame b4 d camping ended because alot of strange things happened in d camp,imagine most set of corp members in dat camp were rogged,i couldn't believe my eyes seeing guys and ladies taking their bath outside at d back of male and female hostels respectively,stirring at one another shamelessly bc d hostels were closed, i never had dat experience seeing some group of girls taking their bath outside,exposing every every shamelessly stirring at guys laughing,guys did same thing with their john thomas exposed.
Romance / Re: Three Things You Can NEVER Do For Love. by jarkata(m): 6:21pm On Aug 20, 2012
I can't open joint account. I can't play away match with her unless she comes to anfield. I can't help her to wash under wears
Education / Choosing Between BSC Physics Or HND Electrical/electronics Engineering by jarkata(m): 8:43am On Aug 20, 2012
My nephew just want me to advice him on choosing between BSC physics or HND electrical electronics eng.after spending 4 years in pursuing university admission for electrical electronics eng.no result,he decided to go to polytechnic for electrical electronics eng,now he has finished ND programme,he obtained direct entry form into university.the prof.in charge told him dat he can only be offered PHYSICS into 200 level.now he's contemplating choosing between BSC physics or going back for HND elect/elect,since he has more passion for elect/elect.house pls.endeavour to drop ur contributions without sentiment.[b]My nephew just want me to advice him on choosing between BSC physics or HND electrical electronics eng.after spending 4 years in pursuing university admission for electrical electronics eng.no result,he decided to go to polytechnic for electrical electronics eng,now he has finished ND programme,he obtained direct entry form into university.the prof.in charge told him dat he can only be offered PHYSICS into 200 level.now he's contemplating choosing between BSC physics or going back for HND elect/elect,since he has more passion for elect/elect.house pls.endeavour to drop ur contributions without sentiment.[/b]My nephew just want me to advice him on choosing between BSC physics or HND electrical electronics eng.after spending 4 years in pursuing university admission for electrical electronics eng.no result,he decided to go to polytechnic for electrical electronics eng,now he has finished ND programme,he obtained direct entry form into university.the prof.in charge told him dat he can only be offered PHYSICS into 200 level.now he's contemplating choosing between BSC physics or going back for HND elect/elect,since he has more passion for elect/elect.house pls.endeavour to drop ur contributions without sentiment.
Education / Re: Wants 2 Study SURVEYING AND GEOINFORMATICS, Needs Advice On Dis Course Plz. by jarkata(m): 8:20am On Aug 20, 2012
Is it surveying & geoinformatics
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by jarkata(m): 7:15am On Aug 20, 2012
Nov.16
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Has Dangote Start Calling Graduate Trainee Drivers? by jarkata(m): 8:15am On Aug 19, 2012
Guys all depends on individual diffrences and perspective,to my own cognizance there is no big deal being a truck driver.d most important thing is d pay and d confidence.lest i forget,a lot of bsc/HND graduates mechanical engineers were employed to do d job of apprentice,technician e.t.c,.we dismantle machines clading in a dirty velvet call overalls,just like road side mechanic.'watin concern indian man with BSC/HND' yet a lot of graduates under dis category still submit their cv's almost every day in dis our low paid company.d fact still remains dat,if dangote can pay me well i wouldn't mind d kind of job, be it truck driver,in respective of my status.as a mechanical engineer it is plus for me to put in my cv a truck driver with dangote.we've done a lot of more risk job with indian dat is more harder dan truck driving just to make both end meet.is not easy to survive in lagos with low income,a lot of responsibility besiege me,to mary na war,i'm looking fwd to receive dangote call jare.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Be An Experience Piping/pipeline Engineer by jarkata(m): 2:39pm On Aug 18, 2012
wasik: Get exposed to the use and application of the following plant and piping software.
• BENTLY AUTOPIPE FOR STRESS ANALYSIS.
• AutoCAD.
. CAEPIPE.
• PDMS.

Prerequisite: Basic knowledge of AutoCAD.

The training would amongst others focus on:
• Basic piping and plant terminologies.
• Pipe Fittings: Elbows, Flanges, Valves, Reducers, Tees, Caps, etc.
• Pipe size and method of joining pipe.
• Pound rating/Class of flanges.
• Codes and specification.
• Equipment Design (Using standard equipment module such as heat exchangers, compressors, storage tanks, pumps, reboilers etc. and also using primitives to design the equipment.
• Consistency checks.
• Structures.
• Piping and Instrument diagrams.

Also available are:
• Training Manual.
• Piping Ebooks.
• Design/Plant Diagrams.

Project: At the end of the training, a project involving the design of a prototype project would be given.
CONTACT: 08039316435 OR 08156046492
Hw much ? Na part time training or full time?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Be An Experience Piping/pipeline Engineer by jarkata(m): 2:39pm On Aug 18, 2012
wasik: Get exposed to the use and application of the following plant and piping software.
• BENTLY AUTOPIPE FOR STRESS ANALYSIS.
• AutoCAD.
. CAEPIPE.
• PDMS.

Prerequisite: Basic knowledge of AutoCAD.

The training would amongst others focus on:
• Basic piping and plant terminologies.
• Pipe Fittings: Elbows, Flanges, Valves, Reducers, Tees, Caps, etc.
• Pipe size and method of joining pipe.
• Pound rating/Class of flanges.
• Codes and specification.
• Equipment Design (Using standard equipment module such as heat exchangers, compressors, storage tanks, pumps, reboilers etc. and also using primitives to design the equipment.
• Consistency checks.
• Structures.
• Piping and Instrument diagrams.

Also available are:
• Training Manual.
• Piping Ebooks.
• Design/Plant Diagrams.

Project: At the end of the training, a project involving the design of a prototype project would be given.
CONTACT: 08039316435 OR 08156046492
Hw much ? Na part time training or full time?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers: What Jobs Can You Do? by jarkata(m): 12:50pm On Aug 18, 2012
I read mechanical engineering,have 2 years experience on biscuit packaging machines as a technician.i think i can work on heavy duty equipment, more so i'll like to work in construction firm or any other lucrative engineering firm
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: register here for a match make by jarkata(m): 5:30pm On Aug 16, 2012
I'm 30.in need of a girl frm south west who resides in lag.slim,not too short,at least 50% beautiful .i'm tired of distance relationship,complexion doesn't matter.age btw 22-29.i'm slim,dark and averagely tall,gsm-08182983698

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Career / Re: Where May I Work With Bsc In Physics In Nigeria? by jarkata(m): 1:35pm On Aug 12, 2012
U can work in telecomm industries as fibre optician,network implementation officer,technical switching officer etc.(2) u can work in NIGERIA AIRSPACE MANAGEMENT AGENT (NAMA) (3) u can work as a lectural,teacher.(4)u can work in federal ministry of science and technology.(5)u can work at standard organization of nigeria (SON) .(6) u can also work along with geophysicist at d oil derricks.i'll tel u more later,I'm going out right away.

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