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Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016:whiz10 Vs Kineticist***|\\\ by Jason21(m): 5:57pm On Nov 16, 2016
whiz10........you brought good enough materials to bag this battle but your rhymes..... and the way you structured your lines......... are poor!
Rap Battles / Re: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Tallysmallz Vs Pundad***|\\\ by Jason21(m): 5:50pm On Nov 16, 2016
thumbs up, pundad!!

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Fashion / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Jason21(m): 6:15pm On Aug 06, 2016
i forkin vote for vizkiz....

cc: nljega.

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Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Jason21(m): 4:23pm On Aug 03, 2016
i vote for iamkingzlee and vizkiz.

...cc nljega.

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Fashion / Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Jason21(m): 5:29pm On Aug 02, 2016
votin for vizkiz...fynestboi.....iamkingzlee, kinginvahala.
cc nljega.

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Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 1:58pm On Aug 01, 2016
iamkingzlee...fynestboi...vizkiz.....devilmaycry.

cc nljega

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Romance / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Jason21(m): 5:14pm On Jun 30, 2016
i nominate giyazz.

www.nairaland.com/giyazz

cc: dgyeasy.
Romance / Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Jason21(m): 8:46pm On Jun 28, 2016
[size=13pt]my chick nasty but tender/ .....

got a cute face ...and an ass to remember/
a hater once told me we won't last till december/
.......i smacked him and said......


"back to the sender!"
[/size]

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Jason21(m): 12:25pm On Jun 25, 2016
i vote for mimzy........





cc cc cc cc nljega

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Jason21(m): 2:39pm On Jun 22, 2016
i vote
missgdope

mimzy

ivyy
cc nljega

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Jason21(m): 3:03pm On Jun 21, 2016
Phame:
nljega , pls take note of votes cast for ivyy in this order(ivvy instead of ivyy). When looking, lookout for "ivvy" too cos it's part of our votes.

I will always call your attention to such mention. (ivvy).


Bro, thank you for voting.
*modified*
but why can't ivyy spell her name, though??
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Jason21(m): 2:55pm On Jun 21, 2016
i vote missgdope, mimzy and ivyy ..... cc nljega

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 2:20am On Jun 21, 2016

Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 2:16am On Jun 21, 2016
the sub-literate lame ass beetch be throwin his epistle of thrash and beatin his own chest. miss pinky grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 2:09am On Jun 21, 2016
dharay99 the dweeb's shots:
"yo mama, yo papa, chimpanzee, your father's bald head, your this and that"....
DOUCHEBAG!!! grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 2:06am On Jun 21, 2016
[s]
dharay99:

Gooosssh, Laff wann kill me,
Yhur mama, yhur papa....? LMFAO is ds supposed
to be a joke. Daaamn it niqqa, YHO WHACKKKK! & ain't
nobody stealing lines here, u shocked buddy?


Anyway, Clumsy Scared Chimpanzee,
No Mods to save yhu tonight so u wanna
run off & go masturbate on ur Momma's dog-shaped Pussÿ huh,


#Now hold ur Flappy Ears & listen, NEVER in ur worthless
existence should u face mi in ds Lame Weak Manner.
I ain't gonna enlist ur 'JasonGoat' moniker into my blacklist
so u free, go give thanksgiving on Sunday u Emasculated Gorilla.!
#Take-Care Imp. grin
[/s]still the same meaningless rants of a frustrated homeless kid grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 2:04am On Jun 21, 2016
dharay99.....on a more serious note, real trolls would ignore you. i'd advise you to visit the rap section and learn. grin we don't diss like idiots....we use 'personals', 'cause they're actual events and they hurt. we troll with people's pictures, family conditions....their names and what have you. stop baskin on your irredeemably-borin, meaningless beetchy tantrums and think you're a tough guy........'cause they're considered 2go level/archaic. grin get the fork outta here! grin grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 1:53am On Jun 21, 2016
Ignaz:



please don't turn a blind eye to his most recent shot at you. one eyed one legged and even bald headed!!! swing on him bro, isn't that what rapstars do? rapstars cook and eat beef





i'm not adding anything. i'm just after a fair fight.
you yourself know he's not makin sense
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 1:52am On Jun 21, 2016
[s]
dharay99:

#i quote u aqain,
Sissy with a SACK in his Cracked Brain,
Awww don't telme u running off, Yhu can save ur
Wheelbarrow-Pushing Job f0r ur Whorish Sister mahn.


#Face wahh u started u Daft Cowardly Decorated Simpleton. smiley grin
[/s]
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 1:50am On Jun 21, 2016
[s]
dharay99:

Aww Tired Weeping Píg.
The way u cryinq n0w is exactly d way u were
when ur 0ne-Eyed & 0ne-Legged Father raped
ur 5 year old sister in a bathtub overnight... grin

Plz call ur epileptic Momma to come clean
d gutter around my house, She will be paid exactly dsame
amount of A Bag 0f Sachet Water which obviously is her highest
paid salary ever she married daht Bald-Headed Drunkard u call yur Father.....#Bring it 0n plzzzzzz. grin
[/s]yo momma, yo papa, yo sister, yo brother....beetch please! how do these affect me in any way? grin only a dull-witted, mental midget or a beetch like you would think you're makin sense with cuss words. come on.....they're not even in the least offensive because none of them points directly at me! grin i called you a 'sista' and proved it with the way you drop random words like an incalculable dullard, coupled with your pink font.......things only beetches do. get wise, kiddo, and learn to use scathin words other than dumpin off stolen lines out of frustration. grin grin goodnight, bingo! cheesy

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 1:39am On Jun 21, 2016
Ignaz:



sorry but i'm in oblivion as to how this debacle not being a rap battle makes the punchlines "fake". you surely don't want the " small-minded miserable vermin" to feel like he won now, do you? give us a show bro. decapitate him and drink from his head cheesy grin
that ho irritates me with the pink font, honestly.......plus he's typin one-dimensional like some brainwashed psycho. nope! i have a job
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 1:33am On Jun 21, 2016
[s]
dharay99:

Naaa, dats lame...u beginning to sound like a Weak Albino
on life support...Dont telme y getting tired my boy?

Its u & i till day break, u know wahh i mean.
So h0w do we start, do i begin by commanding
my Rottweiler to start fr0m banqinq ur all ready
Pregnant βitch Ass Sister, or we start fr0m ur Castrated
βrothers...#Choose ur death sentence u Dumb Wazzock!
[/s]it's no longer entertainin, kiddo. this is totally lame.....you're borin me to sleep cool
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 1:30am On Jun 21, 2016
Ignaz:
nairalanders! some are even voting now when the initial process ended more than 7 hours ago.

dharay99 and jason21, you guys need to up your punchlines and make this brawl worth it. don't disappoint boys, we've got all night grin
i do real punchlines with rap battles.......i'm actually bored right now. no time to engage the small-minded miserable vermin. it's time i hit the sheets. i'm not jobless like the douchebag grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 1:26am On Jun 21, 2016
dharay99:

Hahaha, Thunder finger ur cube-shaped testicles ova der,
Yhu my s0n, is nuffin buh a 1st-Class Gobshite.

Yhu so full of shhhhiiit, Can u just be
a man f0r once & bring a punchline instead of
all dez MALADY u showcasinq here. Sure u inherited
daht fr0m ur Ebola Infested Family...
extremely pained! he can't even hide it! grin he's been humbled to the level he belongs and now he resorts to insultin my family. hahaha! grin the dullness is in you, like the peak milk ad.....embrace and accept it with all your heart. and please don't stop entertainin us with the simple-minded shameless exhibition of genetic deficiency you inherited from your late father grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 1:17am On Jun 21, 2016
dharay99:

U finally decided to log in back into
yhur other handle. Mad Gay_Asś Scavenger.
Yhhu really dunno wah u jez got ur Manipulated-Life
into cuzz am'a e-flog daht cyber-foolishness outta u &
leave u without a replacement cuz ur imbecilic nature
deserves none...


#Worthless Crippled Dejected_0af. #Come on son...get ds on, grin
hahaha! grin he's an irredeemably uncouth bastard! and if i'm not larabae, may you remain a failure to your family grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 1:11am On Jun 21, 2016
dharay99:
cry aaaaw poor lil brat has been beaten
so hard the next thing he knows is to
shower curses on his Already Worn 0ut Destiny.
Am even yet to handle yhu
wid strong hands yhur family is already panting,
Niqqa u weak, more weak dan ur impotent diçk....

Cc; Piggy Sissy Dummy Jason21.
"more weak dan yhur"....and the sub-literate douchebag continues to inspire! grin i pray you don't die in your coma-inducing dullness. grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 1:06am On Jun 21, 2016
dharay99:

Monkey-Brained Goat, fast lines coming at ur virus-infested balls
& all ur depleted brain culd tink is copy & paste. grin

u still on dez soft lines, Lol wah happened to ur oda larabae account,

grin grin grin Yhu DON'T WORTH it at all i say,
I just need u to quench my insomnia..
Anyway, u still repeat dsame class, Step up
Pussy Ass Ape...
obtuse dunce! grin so i'm larabae too? and your miserably foul-twit of a brain thinks we type alike? grin hahahaha! now here's a free schoolin for you, kiddo. forgivin your erroneous and beetchy way of spellin....i'd be glad to educate you to the use of the sentence as per highlighted. it's 'you're not worth it', not 'yhu don't worth it'. you can now continue rantin but don't forget what i call you: "a sub-literate douchebag". cheesy
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 12:51am On Jun 21, 2016
some people are still votin grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 12:44am On Jun 21, 2016
dharay99:

"Piggy Sissy Jason", I'm real not as fake as ur flat deflated ass,

i beseech u Goblin, cum up wid better lines
if [b]yhur
obituary wunt be scattered all over NL
wyl i dance on yhur funeral wid enthusiasm..#no mercy boy!
[/b] grin
mr copy-and-paste sub-literate douchebag......i'm tellin you what you are - a beetch in pink who types in abbreviation, and you're still askin me to 'cum' with better lines?.....it shall not be well with you, homoerotic billy. tufiakwa! grin grin

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Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 12:37am On Jun 21, 2016
dharay99:

jacking words fr0m d internet?
hahahahah, hot words killing u rapidly [b]2d

extent ds celebrated illiterate tinks I'm scoping
lines fr0m d net. lol, βoy u WHACK

meeeeehn, niqqro i need sumtin harder fr0m u,
yhu beqinnin to act like a Sissy. If u up 2d
task, step uP & st0p giving me Nursery rhymes.
[/b]
[b]Yhur extended family at Large
will needa pick ur cancerous bones on d
street when i cum f0r ur stinky ass, try harder u ímbecile...
#ahh be yhu guest cool
[/b]
listen, douche.........you keep yappin like a virgin who missed her period and still makin no points. your style of writin reeks of some dastardly disease-ridden mass of neuroses and complexes..........it's probably a mistake by your parent's reckless exchange of genetic material. you make me feel like i'm chattin with some beetch... grin look up there......at the highlighted.........and tell me why a normal guy would write in that manner? and you still want people to think you're tough? grin grin
Fashion / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Jason21(m): 12:20am On Jun 21, 2016
larabae13:
itz ok...he needs to bee ignored
yea......you're right. he reminds me so much of a beetch who broke my heart last summer grin

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