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Investment / Re: Registration Ends In Five Days Get Your Free Coins Today by jayied(m): 4:28pm On Jan 17, 2018
send link to JOSHUAUGBENYO9@GMAIL.COM THANKS
Health / Re: Baby Born With Internal Organs Outside In Benue State (Disturbing Photos) by jayied(m): 6:38pm On Jan 09, 2018
Jesus is Lord
Celebrities / Re: Late Adebayo Faleti Set To Be Buried September 8 by jayied(m): 4:53pm On Aug 06, 2017
R.I.P



Don't know him that much

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Business / Re: Dangote Remains Africa’s Richest Man (see Others) by jayied(m): 1:24pm On Jul 29, 2017
Ok
Agriculture / Re: Lagos Acquires 32 Tonnes Per Hour Rice Mill From Switzerland by jayied(m): 1:21pm On Jul 29, 2017
justmenoni:
We NOSE that he's WALKING


quote author=jayied post=58926614]Ambode is walking
grin grin

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Agriculture / Re: Lagos Acquires 32 Tonnes Per Hour Rice Mill From Switzerland by jayied(m): 1:20pm On Jul 29, 2017
Rotadbd:

Where to *walking*>>> working
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Towalls a gritter Lagos sity
Autos / Re: Used 2001 Model Toyota 4runner For Sale N700k by jayied(m): 9:35pm On Jul 28, 2017
Price oga?
Agriculture / Re: Lagos Acquires 32 Tonnes Per Hour Rice Mill From Switzerland by jayied(m): 7:55pm On Jul 28, 2017
Ambode is walking

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Worstest And Useless WAEC Result For The Year 2017 by jayied(m): 8:39pm On Jul 20, 2017
Did waec reeli wrote that shit after d result. Abi na Op hand work
Romance / Re: A Lady Who Claimed She Was A Virgin On Facebook Got The Slam Of Her Life. by jayied(m): 7:34pm On Jul 13, 2017
Those are angry dudes, which she probably refuse replying thier msgs
Health / Re: Ways To Reduce The Risk Of Getting Cancer by jayied(m): 7:10pm On Jul 13, 2017
That number 7 tho, what of those with body odour.
Health / Re: 5 Safety Tips That Could Save Your Life by jayied(m): 3:04pm On Jul 13, 2017
God first
Romance / Re: I Bought Food For Us Yet She Still Ate Out Of My Own. by jayied(m): 7:47pm On Jul 12, 2017
I died from lafing this op post. Guy u funny grin grin

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Romance / Re: Omg! Nigerian Bride Shows Up Half-naked For Her Traditional Marriage by jayied(m): 7:55am On May 27, 2017
Where is the complete pic?
Education / Re: I Prepared Harder This Yr Compared To Last Yr And Scored Higher (JAMB RESULT) by jayied(m): 12:35pm On May 22, 2017
congrat. Go prepare 4 screening
Jokes Etc / When You Are In A Relationship/when You Are In A Relationship by jayied(m): 1:58am On Apr 29, 2017
When you are dating a "God fearing educated & civilized Lady who has class & ambition" you will get texts massage like these:-

6:00am.
Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up' say ur prayers & get ready 4 work. Don't 4get to apply 4that vacancy I showed you yesterday..I Love u muaaah..!!!

2:00pm -
Yes darling. hope you have taken your lunch? am
heading out 4 lunch' now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love u:-

6pm
Hello Besty ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now' what should I buy 4 u?!!

........................................

But when you are dating any of this "Slay Queen ,Bae or Pepper Dem Gang" whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion u will get texts like these:-

6:00am
Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.

12:00pm
I'm broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change my wardrobe. Muah!

6:00pm
Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u
promised me.

Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it! Muah!

.......................................................

But when u don't date at all u get texts like:-

Airtel:-
Enjoy 6 times d value of every recharge on d Airtel network when u recharge with * 555*PIN#.

MTN:-
Dear customer' do u know that u can get 4times of what you recharge on ur phone? Simply dial * 888*pin# the service cost is free!!!#TGIF

55846:-
Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr SOLOMON on 08036161....... to claim ur prize.....

Good day My people have a lovely Weekend.....

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Autos / Re: Those Who love WHITE COLOUR CARS/SUV (4d Chairmen) Just pick one. by jayied(m): 1:40am On Apr 21, 2017
Lord God, I claim one of this cars in Faith. Amen
Jokes Etc / Re: Official EFCC At It Again....lol. by jayied(m): 2:15am On Mar 26, 2017
Savage
Romance / Re: Getting The Bang Rule E-book by jayied(m): 12:36am On Mar 26, 2017
Tmacks:

Hi I tried but I don't live in Nigeria so it's hard for me to purchase
Too bad
Romance / Re: Getting The Bang Rule E-book by jayied(m): 7:56am On Mar 25, 2017
why not search for the book's author Moniker. u might get to knw hw to get the book
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Reasons Why Cockroaches Kill Themselves by jayied(m): 4:46am On Mar 17, 2017
plavic:
Your sense of humour is zero.. Seek help.
grin
plavic:
Your sense of humour is zero.. Seek help.
wicked. Lolz
Jokes Etc / Re: My Collection Of Funny Meme and Pictures by jayied(m): 8:16am On Mar 16, 2017
Realy funny
Car Talk / Re: Top 10 Funny Looking Cars In The World by jayied(m): 7:26am On Mar 14, 2017
Funny looking for sure. I love no.8
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is The Funniest Application Letter You Will See Today by jayied(m): 11:29pm On Mar 13, 2017
Funny job seeker grin

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