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Health / Aju Mbaise by jbce(m): 10:55am On Nov 06, 2018 |
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Phones / How To Get Airtime Code For Free (all Networks Recharge Card In 9ja) by jbce(m): 1:14am On Mar 03, 2016 |
I’m sure that many readers and lovers of this blog are browsing Internet for free but the question is, are you also making calls for free If you are yet to get free call/recharge card cheats, don’t miss our updates because we have many cheats in store. Lolz I stumbled upon an app that gives free credit on all network, mtn, glo, etisalat, airtel. Its simple to utilize. Anytime you receive 20secs and above call, you will get 3points. Those points can be converted into airtime, and when they are upto 100points, cos thats when you can convert it… Let me tell you the official description of the app. Description By simply downloading and installing this app, you are required to register with your phone number with the app, by registering, the user agrees to have his/her phone number receive mobile adverts through incoming calls. MyAds subscribers who receive calls for more than 20 seconds earns points which can be converted into airtime recharge for the subscriber’s phone or shared with any other MyAds customer. Before points can be converted into airtime. A minimum of 100points must have been collected. To do this, you must be logged in to your MyAds account, * Click the menu button at the top left corner of the app user interface, you will see a drop down menu. * Scroll down to Mobile recharge and click on it. Once you click on it you will see the Airtel, MTN. Etisalat, Glo icons * Click on any icon to be directed to the next page. * Fill in the phone number you want to credit with airtime and the amount you wish to have credited to the account. * Click the “Recharge Now” and you are through! * *No confirmation message required* How to get unlimited points Take another phone with mtn sim and load 100naira in order to make free midnight call from 12:30 am to 4:30 am. Call the phone you installed the app and pick the call. (it must be an Mtn sim also) Once its more than 20secs, end the call… You will get 3points… call the phone again, once its more than 20secs, end the call. you will be given another 3points, now making it 6points. Just keep doing it till you are tired. You can also try the above steps on etisalat to etisalat midnight calls. NB: Make sure that your internet connection is turned on throughout the process of trying this. click on the link to get the app - https:///SZeioH 1 Like 1 Share |
Health / Teenage Girl Who Said That JESUS Is Responsible For Her Pregnancy by jbce(m): 10:18pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
– Teenager says she was divinely
impregnated
– Adds that she will call for paternity test
after delivery to confirm her statement
– Doctor says her pregnancy as a virgin has
been confirmed
Latifah Smith-Nabengana, a pregnant 15-
year-old teenager from Ohio has claimed
that Jesus Christ is the father of her unborn baby. According to her, an angel, during an encounter in July 2015, ‘divinely impregnated’ her while explaining that she she had been chosen to bear a child for Jesus Christ. World News Daily Report quoted her to have said: “He told me that he was a Nephilim, like those described in the Bible. “He told that he had a message from Jesus, He said that I was going to be pregnant, and that I would give birth to a son, Jesus’ son.” According to the Bible in Genesis 6:4, “The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men, and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown.” Everyone in her family has since shown support for her since she announced it to them. Dr William Franklin Murphy, who has been monitoring the teenager’s pregnancy, informed that he is aware of her version, but is unable to either confirm or invalidate her claims. The gynecologist said: “For all I know, her pregnancy seems normal. Her claims of ‘Virgin pregnancy’ are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention. I can tell you that it’s a boy, but there no way for me to determine if it is Jesus’ son until he is born. If she asks for a DNA test at that time, then we can tell you who the father is.” The doctor, being aware of some laws concerning medical secrets, refused to discuss any detail concerning the young woman’s pregnancy. The young lady has further stated that she wants a paternity test as soon as her son is born, just to show that she was not hallucinating with her claims.
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Health / Photo Of A 15year Old Boy Who Impregnated 16 Girls At A Time by jbce(m): 2:12pm On Feb 13, 2016 |
A 15-year-old boy has ‘mistakenly’
impregnated 16 teenage girls between the
ages of 13 and 17 after a pool party went
awry.
According to reports by Tallahassee Herald
in Florida, United States, the 15-year-old boy
who was said to have a ‘highly potent
sperm’ ejaculated in the pool without
warning his mates. And reports say that this
ended up impregnating half of the girls
present at the celebration.
When the birthday celebrant, Daliah
Jennings, was questioned, she said: “I’m glad
I didn’t have my swimsuit that day. It was a
surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday,
let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the
kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she said,
looking visibly relieved of not getting
pregnant.
Some of the girls at the party
Standing on the fact that they did not have
sex at the party, the 15-year-old boy said:
“Some people in town say we had some kind
of wild sex orgy going on and that’s how I got
all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say
that I am still a virgin and that if anyone
doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo
medical examination to prove it if that’s what it
takes. I’ve become some sort of a local
celebrity. People come up to me all the time
and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I
didn’t do anything!” he said, looking sincere.
The doctor, who connected all the
pregnancy to one cause, Dr. John Suzukima,
said:
“Clinical tests have proven that people who
suffer from spermafortishave sperm counts
close to a thousand times more potent and
rich in spermatozoids than the average man.
This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of
common water mammals, such as dolphins,
manatees and seals and has properties that
make it incredibly resistant to water. This
condition could definitely explain what
happened in this case but clinical trials and
further tests would be needed to prove this
theory.”
While about 14 of the girls are up for
abortion, 2 of the impregnated girls will be
keeping the babies due to religious beliefs.
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Religion / Re: Jude Ndukwe: An Open Letter To Mbaka by jbce(m): 9:50pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Meaningless |
Politics / Re: EFCC Recovers Cash From Sambo's Offices - Nigerian Watch by jbce(m): 9:00pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
They are thives |
Events / Lol by jbce(m): 10:45pm On Nov 19, 2015 |
Curfew was declared while some guys went
to watch match
and met the soldiers on their way….
The soldiers decided to flog them according
to
the numbers on their clothes (jerseys)…
The first guy was wearing chelsea jersey 12
Mikel Obi… he
was flogged 12 strokes
and the second person was wearing 50cent
…
they gave 50
strokes…on
the process the third man started crying
from afar…Guess
what?
He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari
2015“….
What do you think will happen to him. lol |
Romance / Re: I Feel Cheated But couldn't Let Her Go. by jbce(m): 7:29pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
Let go of her |
Religion / Pastor Says He's Blessed With 'sacred Semen' by jbce(m): 10:12am On Sep 03, 2015 |
An evangelical pastor from Brazil, Sobrini Valdeci
Picanto, has said Jesus Christ has consecrated
him with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”
Not actual photo
According to Inbraziltoday.com, the 57-year-old
pastor urged his church members to always
practice MouthAction with him. He preached the word,
saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred. He went around
evangelizing, saying his manhood was blessed
and that “the Lord had consecrated with divine
milk of the Holy Spirit”.
One of his followers said: “He convinced us that
only God could come into our lives through the
mouth”, a follower said, “Often, after worship,
Pastor Valdeci asked us to do MouthAction on him until
the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and
delivered funds to the church.”
However, when Valdecir was arrested in Apore,
Goiás, Brazil for raping several women attending
his church, his excuse was that his penis had
been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy
Spirit.”
Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends
himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with
Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of
spreading the sacred semen throughout the state,
beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of
which he is responsible’.
Denise Pinheiro, delegate of the region, said,
“Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing
his manhood in the face of a local merchant, which
promised to make more sales in her business due
to the divine liquid. |
Food / Re: Buhari Set To Give Primary School Pupils Free Meals, Osinbajo Reveals When by jbce(m): 10:02am On Sep 03, 2015 |
is a good development |
Food / Buhari Set To Give Primary School Pupils Free Meals, Osinbajo Reveals When by jbce(m): 9:35am On Sep 03, 2015 |
The vice-president of Nigeria, Professor Yemi
Osinbajo, revealed on Tuesday, September 1, that
the Buhari administration will soon start giving out
free meals to school children, fulfilling one of the
campaign promises.
The vice president said that the free meals scheme
was a core project of the federal government that
would in turn yield about 1.14 million jobs and an
increase in food production, The Punch reports.
Osinbajo said this at the 45th Annual Accountants
Conference in Abuja. He further said the
government would be investing more in the people,
in education and job creation. The vice-president
spoke on the topic “Repositioning Nigeria for
Sustainable Development: From Rhetoric to
Performance”. Osinbajo said that the introduction of
the school meals scheme would help to create 1.14
million new jobs; increase food production by up to
530,000 metric tonnes per annum, as well as attract
fresh investments up to N980bn. |
Education / Is There A Hope For Me by jbce(m): 11:12pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
I want to study Mass Comm In nekede but I have D7 in my o level maths. Is there hope |
Nairaland / General / Nokia New Camera Invasion by jbce(m): 5:25pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Today at an entertainment industry event in Los Angeles, Nokia revealed a next-generation camera it says will be able to film virtual reality experiences for the industry, ad media and Hollywood. Announced as Ozo, the camera can capture audio and video in 360 degrees, and puts other features like live monitoring that allows directors view footage as they shoot and rapid playback – rendering lower resolution videos for playback in few minutes. According to TheVerge , citing Nokia executives who claim “Ozo is possibly the most advanced Virtual Reality filmmaking platform yet.” The camera was built to eschew trapping filmmakers in propriety formats but to easily integrate into their existing workflows. Ozo is fastened to a tripod and displays videos in standard formats, which can be watched as a 3D video on YouTube or via an Oculus headset.
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Jokes Etc / Photo Of Nigeria Head Of State by jbce(m): 9:52am On Jul 25, 2015 |
the new head of state
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Nairaland / General / Obasanjo Choose Late Umaru Yar Adua As His Successor by jbce(m): 3:00pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo said on
Wednesday that he chose the late former President
Umaru Yar’ Adua as his successor because the
others, who wanted the post, were corrupt.
Obasanjo said one of the people who wanted to
succeed him in 2007 was “stinkingly corrupt” and
that the only way he (Obasanjo) could justify
himself before man and God was to go for
Yar’Adua, who, he said, was the only one among
the contenders then who was not corrupt.
The former President, who spoke in an interview
with a private television station, Channels
Television, in Abeokuta, did not mention the
‘corrupt’ Yar’Adua rivals.
Among the prominent presidential hopefuls in the
Peoples Democratic Party in 2007 were
Obasanjo’s deputy, Abubakar Atiku; and ex-
Governor of Rivers State, Peter Odili.
Atiku later abandoned the PDP to contest the
presidential election on the platform of the defunct
Action Congress while Odili’s ambition fizzled out
with the nomination of Yar’Adua.
The AC later metamorphosed into the Action
Congress of Nigeria, which later merged with the
Congress for Progressive Change and the All
Nigeria Peoples Party to form the now ruling All
Progressives Congress.
Obasanjo’s choice of successor died on May 5,
2010 from heart-related ailments. Many
condemned Obasanjo for choosing a man who was
manifestly sick to lead the country.
But in the Channels interview, Obasanjo said he
only acted based on the information made
available to him.
He said, “Even if you take your son as your
successor, you are not sure of what he will do
when he gets there. Don’t ever kid yourself.
“What do I know about any successor? What he
presents. When he gets there, he presents it
differently.
“We did our best, but if you say our best is not
good enough, I will say, when it comes to your
turn, do better.
“With all the people who are available as
successor, what we came up with was about the
best that we could think of at that time.
“One of those who wanted to do the job came to
me and said, ‘Sir, I like your job, but I cannot do it
the way you are doing it.’ Now, if he had told me
that, should I then come and say, ‘okay, come, let
me give you the job?’ He had told me that, ‘I like
your job, but look, the way you are doing it, I
haven’t got the stamina to do it that way.’ Then,
what do you expect me to do?
“Or the one that I know that, oh!, this one, before
he gets the job, he’s stinkingly corrupt. Now will I
be able to defend myself before God and man if,
with what I know, I give this job or I encourage the
man to have this job?” |
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Moves On After Tragic Incident by jbce(m): 10:11pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
looking good
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Celebrities / Kate Henshaw Moves On After Tragic Incident by jbce(m): 10:01pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
She was spotted yesterday; looking stunning in a colourful Iconic Invanity dress at the premiere of her new TV show, ‘Do Good’ The inferno which was said to have been caused by an electric surge according to witnesses was said to have begun from her bedroom area before spreading to other areas of the house. Meanwhile, the Nollywood actress and ONGA brand ambassador had appreciated her everyone who reached out to her during the period. |
Romance / Re: Here Are The Four Types Of Love by jbce(m): 9:16pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
[b][/b]
But some are real love |
Romance / Here Are The Four Types Of Love by jbce(m): 8:56pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
AGAPE This is an unconditional love that sees beyond the outer surface and accepts the recipient for whom he/she is, regardless of their flaws, shortcomings or faults. It’s the type of love that everyone strives to have for their fellow human beings. Although you may not like someone, you decide to love them just as a human being. This kind of love is all about sacrifice as well as giving and expecting nothing in return. The translation of the word agape is love in the verb – form: it is the love demonstrated by your behavior towards another person. It is a committed and chosen love. PHILEO The phileo love refers to an affectionate, warm and tender platonic love. It makes you desire friendship with someone. It’s the kind of love which livens up the Agape love. Although you may have an agape love for your enemies, you may not have a phileo love for the same people. The translation of the word phileo is love in the noun – form: it is how you feel about someone. It is a committed and chosen love. STORGE It is a kind of family and friendship love. This is the love that parents naturally feel for their children; the love that member of the family have for each other; or the love that friends feel for each other. In some cases, this friendship love may turn into a romantic relationship, and the couple in such a relationship becomes best friends. Storge love is unconditional, accepts flaws or faults and ultimately drives you to forgive. It’s committed, sacrificial and makes you feel secure, comfortable and safe. EROS Eros is a passionate and intense love that arouses romantic feelings; it is the kind that often triggers “high” feelings in a new relationship and makes you say, “I love him/her”. It is simply an emotional and sexual love. Although this romantic love is important in the beginning of a new relationship, it may not last unless it moves a notch higher because it focuses more on self instead of the other person. If the person “in love” does not feel good about their relationship anymore, they will stop loving their partner. This just offers you a general understanding and description of the four types of love which promotes a good, healthy and progressive relationship. In any relationship, you should have all these four loves working together to enable it survive for a longer time. But in some cases, a relationship may be long-lasting if partners share the same style of love. |
Nairaland / General / Togo Opposition Vows Sex Strike Against President Gnassingbé by jbce(m): 3:08pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
A Togolese opposition leader is calling on women to go on a weeklong sex strike to demand the freedom of protesters detained ahead of elections in the West African nation. Police arrested about 120 opposition supporters last week during clashes between protesters and security forces, according to Togolese human rights groups. Government officials said all but eight had been released, and those still detained were in possession of knives. "You don't go demonstrate with these," security minister Damehane Yark said of the weapons. Demonstrators have taken to the streets in the capital of Lome for weeks to protest new electoral reforms they say favor the ruling party ahead of October's parliamentary elections. They are seeking a repeal of changes to the electoral laws
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Sports / He Wants To Join Arsenal Fc by jbce(m): 9:49am On May 24, 2015 |
Sterling would love to return to London - and the Gunners in particular. Chelsea and Manchester United are also interested while Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern Munich are also keeping tabs. But Sterling, 20, is keen on a move back to the capital. He was brought up in London after moving there from Jamaica when he was seven. Liverpool insist Sterling will not be sold and will have to honour the remaining two years on his contract. But Sterling's agent Aidy Ward has made it clear the Liverpool starlet will not sign a new deal at Anfield. A host of Liverpool legends have called on Sterling to sign on the dotted line. But Anfield favorite Jan Molby reckons the England. He said: "If Raheem feels Liverpool is no longer the best place to be then I guess you have to bite the bullet and move him on. It is not like the sale of Suarez. "You knew the impact that sale would have on the team — I am not convinced if you sell Sterling it will have the same negative impact. "In my mind it might be the right time to sell because the club is in transition and maybe we could just do with that money." |
Crime / Nigerian Senator- Elect Wanted For Us Drug Deal 'arrested' by jbce(m): 10:24pm On May 23, 2015 |
Nigerian senator-elect wanted for US drug deal 'arrested' GUEST LINEUPS FOR THE SUNDAY NEWS SHOWS TLC PULLS DUGGAR FAMILY SERIES AMID MISCONDUCT REPORTS TV MINISERIES 'TEXAS RISING' TAKES BIG-SCREEN APPROACH CZECH REALITY SHOW LETS FAMILY EXPERIENCE NAZI OCCUPATION BUY AP PHOTO REPRINTS LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) -- Nigerian drug agents Saturday surrounded the house of a senator- elect wanted by the United States in a nearly 20- year-old heroin deal that was the alleged basis for the TV hit "Orange is the New Black." Buruji Kashamu is under house arrest, according to the chairman of Nigeria's National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, Ahmadu Giade. But Kashamu's spokesman, Austin Oniyokor, said, "He has not been arrested but there is a siege to his house and an attempt to forcibly take him." He said the agents did not have an arrest warrant. Giade said Kashamu, 56, will appear in a federal high court Monday to start extradition proceedings to the United States. He said agents raided Kashamu's home in Lagos at around 5 a.m., before dawn Saturday. Armed agents were seen surrounding the property Saturday night. Kashamu has already been suing a Nigerian court to prevent attempts to extradite him. He had become a powerful politician and financier of President Goodluck Jonathan's party. Jonathan lost the March elections but Kashamu was elected a senator in balloting opponents said was rigged. A Chicago grand jury in 1998 indicted Kashamu for conspiracy to import and distribute heroin in the U.S. Kashamu has said it is a case of mistaken identity and that prosecutors really want the dead brother he closely resembles. He said Saturday's development was a political conspiracy, according to his spokesman. "This latest onslaught is a confirmation of the alleged plot to illegally abduct him in spite of the pending suit against this illegality," Oniyokor said. It was not clear when the United States filed an extradition request, but the Nigerian drug agency's spokesman, Ofoyeju Mitchell, said a U.S. extradition request was the reason for Saturday's action. The move comes days before Jonathan is to step down. President-elect Muhammadu Buhari takes office Friday. The U.S. had failed to ask Nigeria to extradite Kashamu before now. In September, Chicago Judge Richard Posner refused a motion to dismiss Kashamu's case and quoted the U.S. Justice Department as saying that "the prospects for extradition have recently improved." Posner also noted that "given Kashamu's prominence ... the probability of extradition may actually be low." A previous request to extradite him from Britain failed in 2003. Kashamu spent five years in a British jail before he was freed over uncertainty about his identity. He was carrying $230,000 when he was arrested there. A dozen people long ago pleaded guilty in the case including American Piper Kerman, whose memoir was adapted for the Netflix hit "Orange Is The New Black." Kerman's book never identified Kashamu by name, only citing a West African drug kingpin. Former Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo has chastised Jonathan for his perceived protection of Kashamu and warned that "drug barons ... will buy candidates, parties and eventually buy power or be in power themselves." Kashamu has said that Obasanjo did not call him a drug baron when they were allies and while he spent some $20 million ensuring their party's success at 2011 elections. |
Gaming / Canter Ball by jbce(m): 1:48pm On May 22, 2015 |
have u ever play it Then describe wat d post is made of, d players & goalkeeper, d pitch and d ball. air ur view!!! 1 Like
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Nairaland / General / Re: *nigerian Woman Uses Fake Documents To Travel To Malta To Meet Friends* by jbce(m): 1:43pm On May 22, 2015 |
Nigerians, what a shame. is too bad |
Nairaland / General / Re: *nigerian Woman Uses Fake Documents To Travel To Malta To Meet Friends* by jbce(m): 1:42pm On May 22, 2015 |
Nigerians, what a shame |
Nairaland / General / Governors Will Not Choose My Ministers – Buhari Insists by jbce(m): 1:40pm On May 22, 2015 |
President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, has distanced himself from the ministerial lists which went viral recently in the social media, noting that he will not follow the same pattern used by the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, in selecting members of its Federal Executive Council, FEC, in the last 16 years. He asserted that if state governors are at liberty to appoint their commissioners, he, too, should be at liberty to choose those who would serve with him in the FEC. Dismissing the speculative list in an interview with Daily Trust at his Daura country home, Buhari said, “I am not speaking about it; I have not put anything on paper, so nobody has seen it and I haven’t discussed it with anybody; I am just keeping it close to my chest.” According to him, “I am ardent listener of Hausa Service of Voice of America (VOA) and the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) from 6am to 7am every morning. I am going to quote myself because I heard in one of the interviews that I said the type of people I am supposed to appoint, like in the cabinet and the Secretary to the Government of the Federation, and service chiefs, will be different. Definitely my approach is going to be different from what we had under the PDP where governors nominated ministers.” Speaking on the caliber of people that would populate his cabinet, Buhari said “I have been around long enough to know people that I can approach for things like that… Deliberately we will look for competent people, dedicated and experienced to head ministries and, of course, there will be schedules for ministers and we will expect them to fill them. Economically we will try and stop a lot of wastages and encourage austerity so that we can fund the ministries”. He noted that in the incoming administration, “Education and healthcare will get more attention. Of course, security is Number One. Certainly, there is a lot to do but we are hoping that we‘ll get good people to be in charge of ministries who can apply themselves to their responsibilities so that in no time Nigerians would begin to see the difference. He however refused to comment on whether he would present the list of his ministers to the Senate in the first week of the proclamation of the 8th National Assembly. |
Nairaland / General / *nigerian Woman Uses Fake Documents To Travel To Malta To Meet Friends* by jbce(m): 1:32pm On May 22, 2015 |
A Nigerian woman living in an open centre in Italy came to Malta to meet her friends with a fake passport and a fake identity card and was apprehended as she was returning, a court heard this afternoon. Salametu Idris, 29, used the false documents to travel to Malta by plane but was arrested as she tried using the same documents to return to Sicily. She was caught in possession of the fake travelling documents as well as a forged Italian residency permit. Given her early guilty plea and the fact that she will be returned to Sicily anyway, Magistrate Charmaine Galea handed her a 10-month jail sentence suspended for two years. Police Inspector Frankie Sammut prosecuted while lawyer Patrick Valentino represented the woman as legal aid. |
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