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Health / Aju Mbaise by jbce(m): 10:55am On Nov 06, 2018
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Phones / How To Get Airtime Code For Free (all Networks Recharge Card In 9ja) by jbce(m): 1:14am On Mar 03, 2016
I’m sure that many readers and lovers of this blog are
browsing Internet for free but the question is, are you
also making calls for free
If you are yet to get free call/recharge card cheats,
don’t miss our updates because we have many cheats
in store. Lolz
I stumbled upon an app that gives free credit on all
network, mtn, glo, etisalat, airtel. Its simple to utilize.
Anytime you receive 20secs and above call, you will
get 3points. Those points can be converted into
airtime, and when they are upto 100points, cos thats
when you can convert it…
Let me tell you the official description of the app.
Description
By simply downloading and installing this app, you are
required to register with your phone number with the
app, by registering, the user agrees to have his/her
phone number receive mobile adverts through incoming
calls. MyAds subscribers who receive calls for more
than 20 seconds earns points which can be converted
into airtime recharge for the subscriber’s phone or
shared with any other MyAds customer. Before points
can be converted into airtime. A minimum of 100points
must have been collected. To do this, you must be
logged in to your MyAds account,
* Click the menu button at the top left corner of the
app user interface, you will see a drop down menu.
* Scroll down to Mobile recharge and click on it. Once
you click on it you will see the Airtel, MTN. Etisalat,
Glo icons
* Click on any icon to be directed to the next page.
* Fill in the phone number you want to credit with
airtime and the amount you wish to have credited to
the account.
* Click the “Recharge Now” and you are through!
* *No confirmation message required*
How to get unlimited points
Take another phone with mtn sim and load 100naira in
order to make free midnight call from 12:30 am to 4:30
am. Call the phone you installed the app and pick the
call. (it must be an Mtn sim also) Once its more than
20secs, end the call… You will get 3points… call the
phone again, once its more than 20secs, end the call.
you will be given another 3points, now making it
6points. Just keep doing it till you are tired. You can
also try the above steps on etisalat to etisalat midnight
calls.
NB: Make sure that your internet connection is turned
on throughout the process of trying this. click on the link to get the app - https:///SZeioH

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Health / Teenage Girl Who Said That JESUS Is Responsible For Her Pregnancy by jbce(m): 10:18pm On Feb 13, 2016
– Teenager says she was divinely impregnated – Adds that she will call for paternity test after delivery to confirm her statement – Doctor says her pregnancy as a virgin has been confirmed Latifah Smith-Nabengana, a pregnant 15- year-old teenager from Ohio has claimed that Jesus Christ is the father of her unborn
baby. According to her, an angel, during an encounter in July 2015, ‘divinely impregnated’ her while explaining that she she had been chosen to bear a child for Jesus Christ. World News Daily Report quoted her to have said: “He told me that he was a Nephilim, like those described in the Bible. “He told that he had a message from Jesus, He said that I was going to be pregnant, and that I would give birth to a son, Jesus’ son.” According to the Bible in Genesis 6:4, “The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men, and they bore children to them. Those were the mighty men who were of old, men of renown.” Everyone in her family has since shown support for her since she announced it to them. Dr William Franklin Murphy, who has been monitoring the teenager’s pregnancy, informed that he is aware of her version, but is unable to either confirm or invalidate her claims. The gynecologist said: “For all I know, her pregnancy seems normal. Her claims of ‘Virgin pregnancy’ are technically true, but that doesn’t mean there was a divine intervention. I can tell you that it’s a boy, but there no way for me to determine if it is Jesus’ son until he is born. If she asks for a DNA test at that time, then we can tell you who the father is.” The doctor, being aware of some laws concerning medical secrets, refused to discuss any detail concerning the young woman’s pregnancy. The young lady has further stated that she wants a paternity test as soon as her son is born, just to show that she was not hallucinating with her claims.

Health / Photo Of A 15year Old Boy Who Impregnated 16 Girls At A Time by jbce(m): 2:12pm On Feb 13, 2016
A 15-year-old boy has ‘mistakenly’ impregnated 16 teenage girls between the ages of 13 and 17 after a pool party went awry. According to reports by Tallahassee Herald in Florida, United States, the 15-year-old boy who was said to have a ‘highly potent sperm’ ejaculated in the pool without warning his mates. And reports say that this ended up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration. When the birthday celebrant, Daliah Jennings, was questioned, she said: “I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day. It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she said, looking visibly relieved of not getting pregnant. Some of the girls at the party Standing on the fact that they did not have sex at the party, the 15-year-old boy said: “Some people in town say we had some kind of wild sex orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes. I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he said, looking sincere. The doctor, who connected all the pregnancy to one cause, Dr. John Suzukima, said: “Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortishave sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man. This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory.” While about 14 of the girls are up for abortion, 2 of the impregnated girls will be keeping the babies due to religious beliefs.

Religion / Re: Jude Ndukwe: An Open Letter To Mbaka by jbce(m): 9:50pm On Feb 02, 2016
Meaningless
Politics / Re: EFCC Recovers Cash From Sambo's Offices - Nigerian Watch by jbce(m): 9:00pm On Feb 02, 2016
They are thives
Events / Lol by jbce(m): 10:45pm On Nov 19, 2015
Curfew was declared while some guys went to watch match and met the soldiers on their way…. The soldiers decided to flog them according to the numbers on their clothes (jerseys)… The first guy was wearing chelsea jersey 12 Mikel Obi… he was flogged 12 strokes and the second person was wearing 50cent … they gave 50 strokes…on the process the third man started crying from afar…Guess what? He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari 2015“…. What do you think will happen to him. lol
Romance / Re: I Feel Cheated But couldn't Let Her Go. by jbce(m): 7:29pm On Nov 16, 2015
Let go of her
Religion / Pastor Says He's Blessed With 'sacred Semen' by jbce(m): 10:12am On Sep 03, 2015
An evangelical pastor from Brazil, Sobrini Valdeci Picanto, has said Jesus Christ has consecrated him with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.” Not actual photo According to Inbraziltoday.com, the 57-year-old pastor urged his church members to always practice MouthAction with him. He preached the word, saying that his ‘milk’ was sacred. He went around evangelizing, saying his manhood was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated with divine milk of the Holy Spirit”. One of his followers said: “He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth”, a follower said, “Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci asked us to do MouthAction on him until the Holy Spirit came through ejaculation and delivered funds to the church.” However, when Valdecir was arrested in Apore, Goiás, Brazil for raping several women attending his church, his excuse was that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.” Valdecir came to abuse some elderly, and defends himself by saying that ‘he had an encounter with Jesus in a brothel and gave him the mission of spreading the sacred semen throughout the state, beginning with the faithful Apore Assembly, of which he is responsible’. Denise Pinheiro, delegate of the region, said, “Valdecir was caught red-handed while rubbing his manhood in the face of a local merchant, which promised to make more sales in her business due to the divine liquid.
Food / Re: Buhari Set To Give Primary School Pupils Free Meals, Osinbajo Reveals When by jbce(m): 10:02am On Sep 03, 2015
is a good development
Food / Buhari Set To Give Primary School Pupils Free Meals, Osinbajo Reveals When by jbce(m): 9:35am On Sep 03, 2015
The vice-president of Nigeria, Professor Yemi Osinbajo, revealed on Tuesday, September 1, that the Buhari administration will soon start giving out free meals to school children, fulfilling one of the campaign promises. The vice president said that the free meals scheme was a core project of the federal government that would in turn yield about 1.14 million jobs and an increase in food production, The Punch reports. Osinbajo said this at the 45th Annual Accountants Conference in Abuja. He further said the government would be investing more in the people, in education and job creation. The vice-president spoke on the topic “Repositioning Nigeria for Sustainable Development: From Rhetoric to Performance”. Osinbajo said that the introduction of the school meals scheme would help to create 1.14 million new jobs; increase food production by up to 530,000 metric tonnes per annum, as well as attract fresh investments up to N980bn.
Education / Is There A Hope For Me by jbce(m): 11:12pm On Aug 12, 2015
I want to study Mass Comm In nekede but I have D7 in my o level maths. Is there hope
Nairaland / General / Nokia New Camera Invasion by jbce(m): 5:25pm On Jul 29, 2015
Today at an entertainment industry event in Los Angeles, Nokia revealed a next-generation camera it says will be able to film virtual reality experiences for the industry, ad media and Hollywood.
Announced as Ozo, the camera can capture audio and video in 360 degrees, and puts other features like live monitoring that allows directors view footage as they shoot and rapid playback – rendering lower resolution videos for playback in few minutes.
According to TheVerge , citing Nokia executives who claim “Ozo is possibly the most advanced Virtual Reality filmmaking platform yet.” The camera was built to eschew trapping filmmakers in propriety formats but to easily integrate into their existing workflows.
Ozo is fastened to a tripod and displays videos in standard formats, which can be watched as a 3D video on YouTube or via an Oculus headset.

Jokes Etc / Photo Of Nigeria Head Of State by jbce(m): 9:52am On Jul 25, 2015
the new head of state

Nairaland / General / Obasanjo Choose Late Umaru Yar Adua As His Successor by jbce(m): 3:00pm On Jul 16, 2015
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo said on Wednesday that he chose the late former President Umaru Yar’ Adua as his successor because the others, who wanted the post, were corrupt. Obasanjo said one of the people who wanted to succeed him in 2007 was “stinkingly corrupt” and that the only way he (Obasanjo) could justify himself before man and God was to go for Yar’Adua, who, he said, was the only one among the contenders then who was not corrupt. The former President, who spoke in an interview with a private television station, Channels Television, in Abeokuta, did not mention the ‘corrupt’ Yar’Adua rivals. Among the prominent presidential hopefuls in the Peoples Democratic Party in 2007 were Obasanjo’s deputy, Abubakar Atiku; and ex- Governor of Rivers State, Peter Odili. Atiku later abandoned the PDP to contest the presidential election on the platform of the defunct Action Congress while Odili’s ambition fizzled out with the nomination of Yar’Adua. The AC later metamorphosed into the Action Congress of Nigeria, which later merged with the Congress for Progressive Change and the All Nigeria Peoples Party to form the now ruling All Progressives Congress. Obasanjo’s choice of successor died on May 5, 2010 from heart-related ailments. Many condemned Obasanjo for choosing a man who was manifestly sick to lead the country. But in the Channels interview, Obasanjo said he only acted based on the information made available to him. He said, “Even if you take your son as your successor, you are not sure of what he will do when he gets there. Don’t ever kid yourself. “What do I know about any successor? What he presents. When he gets there, he presents it differently. “We did our best, but if you say our best is not good enough, I will say, when it comes to your turn, do better. “With all the people who are available as successor, what we came up with was about the best that we could think of at that time. “One of those who wanted to do the job came to me and said, ‘Sir, I like your job, but I cannot do it the way you are doing it.’ Now, if he had told me that, should I then come and say, ‘okay, come, let me give you the job?’ He had told me that, ‘I like your job, but look, the way you are doing it, I haven’t got the stamina to do it that way.’ Then, what do you expect me to do? “Or the one that I know that, oh!, this one, before he gets the job, he’s stinkingly corrupt. Now will I be able to defend myself before God and man if, with what I know, I give this job or I encourage the man to have this job?”
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Moves On After Tragic Incident by jbce(m): 10:11pm On Jul 07, 2015
looking good

Celebrities / Kate Henshaw Moves On After Tragic Incident by jbce(m): 10:01pm On Jul 07, 2015
She was spotted yesterday; looking stunning in
a colourful Iconic Invanity dress at the premiere
of her new TV show, ‘Do Good’

The inferno which was said to have been caused
by an electric surge according to witnesses was
said to have begun from her bedroom area
before spreading to other areas of the house.
Meanwhile, the Nollywood actress and ONGA
brand ambassador had appreciated her
everyone who reached out to her during the
period.
Romance / Re: Here Are The Four Types Of Love by jbce(m): 9:16pm On Jun 30, 2015
cool[b][/b] But some are real love
Romance / Here Are The Four Types Of Love by jbce(m): 8:56pm On Jun 30, 2015
AGAPE
This is an unconditional love that sees beyond the
outer surface and accepts the recipient for whom
he/she is, regardless of their flaws, shortcomings
or faults. It’s the type of love that everyone
strives to have for their fellow human beings.
Although you may not like someone, you decide
to love them just as a human being. This kind of
love is all about sacrifice as well as giving and
expecting nothing in return. The translation of the
word agape is love in the verb – form: it is the
love demonstrated by your behavior towards
another person. It is a committed and chosen
love.
PHILEO
The phileo love refers to an affectionate, warm
and tender platonic love. It makes you desire
friendship with someone. It’s the kind of love
which livens up the Agape love. Although you may
have an agape love for your enemies, you may
not have a phileo love for the same people. The
translation of the word phileo is love in the noun –
form: it is how you feel about someone. It is a
committed and chosen love.
STORGE
It is a kind of family and friendship love. This is
the love that parents naturally feel for their
children; the love that member of the family have
for each other; or the love that friends feel for
each other. In some cases, this friendship love
may turn into a romantic relationship, and the
couple in such a relationship becomes best
friends. Storge love is unconditional, accepts
flaws or faults and ultimately drives you to
forgive. It’s committed, sacrificial and makes you
feel secure, comfortable and safe.
EROS
Eros is a passionate and intense love that
arouses romantic feelings; it is the kind that often
triggers “high” feelings in a new relationship and
makes you say, “I love him/her”. It is simply an
emotional and sexual love. Although this romantic
love is important in the beginning of a new
relationship, it may not last unless it moves a
notch higher because it focuses more on self
instead of the other person. If the person “in love”
does not feel good about their relationship
anymore, they will stop loving their partner.
This just offers you a general understanding and
description of the four types of love which
promotes a good, healthy and progressive
relationship. In any relationship, you should have
all these four loves working together to enable it
survive for a longer time. But in some cases, a
relationship may be long-lasting if partners share
the same style of love.
Nairaland / General / Togo Opposition Vows Sex Strike Against President Gnassingbé by jbce(m): 3:08pm On Jun 11, 2015
A Togolese opposition
leader is calling on women to go on a
weeklong sex strike to demand the freedom
of protesters detained ahead of elections in
the West African nation.
Police arrested about 120 opposition supporters
last week during clashes between protesters and
security forces, according to Togolese human
rights groups.
Government officials said all but eight had been
released, and those still detained were in
possession of knives.
"You don't go demonstrate with these," security
minister Damehane Yark said of the weapons.
Demonstrators have taken to the streets in the
capital of Lome for weeks to protest new electoral
reforms they say favor the ruling party ahead of
October's parliamentary elections. They are
seeking a repeal of changes to the electoral laws

Sports / He Wants To Join Arsenal Fc by jbce(m): 9:49am On May 24, 2015
Sterling would love to
return to London - and the Gunners in particular.
Chelsea and Manchester United are also interested
while Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern Munich
are also keeping tabs.
But Sterling, 20, is keen on a move back to the
capital.
He was brought up in London after moving there
from Jamaica when he was seven.
Liverpool insist Sterling will not be sold and will
have to honour the remaining two years on his
contract.
But Sterling's agent Aidy Ward has made it clear
the Liverpool starlet will not sign a new deal at
Anfield.
A host of Liverpool legends have called on Sterling
to sign on the dotted line.
But Anfield favorite Jan Molby reckons the England.
He said: "If Raheem feels Liverpool is no longer the
best place to be then I guess you have to bite the
bullet and move him on. It is not like the sale of
Suarez.
"You knew the impact that sale would have on the
team — I am not convinced if you sell Sterling it will
have the same negative impact.
"In my mind it might be the right time to sell
because the club is in transition and maybe we
could just do with that money."
Crime / Nigerian Senator- Elect Wanted For Us Drug Deal 'arrested' by jbce(m): 10:24pm On May 23, 2015
Nigerian senator-elect wanted
for US drug deal 'arrested'
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LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) -- Nigerian drug agents
Saturday surrounded the house of a senator-
elect wanted by the United States in a nearly 20-
year-old heroin deal that was the alleged basis
for the TV hit "Orange is the New Black."
Buruji Kashamu is under house arrest, according
to the chairman of Nigeria's National Drug Law
Enforcement Agency, Ahmadu Giade.
But Kashamu's spokesman, Austin
Oniyokor, said, "He has not been
arrested but there is a siege to his house
and an attempt to forcibly take him." He
said the agents did not have an arrest
warrant.
Giade said Kashamu, 56, will appear in a
federal high court Monday to start
extradition proceedings to the United
States.
He said agents raided Kashamu's home in
Lagos at around 5 a.m., before dawn
Saturday. Armed agents were seen
surrounding the property Saturday night.
Kashamu has already been suing a
Nigerian court to prevent attempts to extradite
him.
He had become a powerful politician and
financier of President Goodluck Jonathan's
party. Jonathan lost the March elections but
Kashamu was elected a senator in balloting
opponents said was rigged.
A Chicago grand jury in 1998 indicted Kashamu
for conspiracy to import and distribute heroin
in the U.S. Kashamu has said it is a case of
mistaken identity and that prosecutors really
want the dead brother he closely resembles.
He said Saturday's development was a political
conspiracy, according to his spokesman.
"This latest onslaught is a confirmation of the
alleged plot to illegally abduct him in spite of
the pending suit against this illegality," Oniyokor
said.
It was not clear when the United States filed an
extradition request, but the Nigerian drug
agency's spokesman, Ofoyeju Mitchell, said a
U.S. extradition request was the reason for
Saturday's action.
The move comes days before Jonathan is to step
down. President-elect Muhammadu Buhari takes
office Friday.
The U.S. had failed to ask Nigeria to extradite
Kashamu before now. In September, Chicago
Judge Richard Posner refused a motion to
dismiss Kashamu's case and quoted the U.S.
Justice Department as saying that "the prospects
for extradition have recently improved." Posner
also noted that "given Kashamu's prominence ...
the probability of extradition may actually be
low."
A previous request to extradite him from
Britain failed in 2003. Kashamu spent five years
in a British jail before he was freed over
uncertainty about his identity. He was carrying
$230,000 when he was arrested there.
A dozen people long ago pleaded guilty in the
case including American Piper Kerman, whose
memoir was adapted for the Netflix hit "Orange
Is The New Black." Kerman's book never
identified Kashamu by name, only citing a West
African drug kingpin.
Former Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo
has chastised Jonathan for his perceived
protection of Kashamu and warned that "drug
barons ... will buy candidates, parties and
eventually buy power or be in power
themselves."
Kashamu has said that Obasanjo did not call him
a drug baron when they were allies and while he
spent some $20 million ensuring their party's
success at 2011 elections.
Gaming / Canter Ball by jbce(m): 1:48pm On May 22, 2015
have u ever play it
Then describe wat d post
is made of, d players & goalkeeper, d pitch and d
ball. air ur view!!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: *nigerian Woman Uses Fake Documents To Travel To Malta To Meet Friends* by jbce(m): 1:43pm On May 22, 2015
Nigerians, what a shame. is too bad
Nairaland / General / Re: *nigerian Woman Uses Fake Documents To Travel To Malta To Meet Friends* by jbce(m): 1:42pm On May 22, 2015
Nigerians, what a shame
Nairaland / General / Governors Will Not Choose My Ministers – Buhari Insists by jbce(m): 1:40pm On May 22, 2015
President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, has distanced
himself from the ministerial lists which went viral
recently in the social media, noting that he will not follow
the same pattern used by the Peoples Democratic Party,
PDP, in selecting members of its Federal Executive
Council, FEC, in the last 16 years. He asserted that if
state governors are at liberty to appoint their
commissioners, he, too, should be at liberty to choose
those who would serve with him in the FEC.
Dismissing the speculative list in an interview with
Daily Trust at his Daura country home, Buhari said,
“I am not speaking about it; I have not put anything
on paper, so nobody has seen it and I haven’t
discussed it with anybody; I am just keeping it close
to my chest.”
According to him, “I am ardent listener of Hausa
Service of Voice of America (VOA) and the British
Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) from 6am to 7am
every morning. I am going to quote myself because
I heard in one of the interviews that I said the type
of people I am supposed to appoint, like in the
cabinet and the Secretary to the Government of the
Federation, and service chiefs, will be different.
Definitely my approach is going to be different from
what we had under the PDP where governors
nominated ministers.”
Speaking on the caliber of people that would
populate his cabinet, Buhari said “I have been
around long enough to know people that I can
approach for things like that… Deliberately we will
look for competent people, dedicated and
experienced to head ministries and, of course, there
will be schedules for ministers and we will expect
them to fill them. Economically we will try and stop
a lot of wastages and encourage austerity so that
we can fund the ministries”.
He noted that in the incoming administration,
“Education and healthcare will get more attention.
Of course, security is Number One. Certainly, there
is a lot to do but we are hoping that we‘ll get good
people to be in charge of ministries who can apply
themselves to their responsibilities so that in no
time Nigerians would begin to see the difference.
He however refused to comment on whether he
would present the list of his ministers to the Senate
in the first week of the proclamation of the 8th
National Assembly.
Nairaland / General / *nigerian Woman Uses Fake Documents To Travel To Malta To Meet Friends* by jbce(m): 1:32pm On May 22, 2015
A Nigerian woman living in an open centre in
Italy came to Malta to meet her friends with a
fake passport and a fake identity card and was
apprehended as she was returning, a court heard
this afternoon.
Salametu Idris, 29, used the false documents to
travel to Malta by plane but was arrested as she
tried using the same documents to return to
Sicily. She was caught in possession of the fake
travelling documents as well as a forged Italian
residency permit.
Given her early guilty plea and the fact that she
will be returned to Sicily anyway, Magistrate
Charmaine Galea handed her a 10-month jail
sentence suspended for two years.
Police Inspector Frankie Sammut prosecuted
while lawyer Patrick Valentino represented the
woman as legal aid.

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