NairalandCS:
Odinary elevator door that I can open with just one finger ?

Abegi.

Have u been to an elevator?

TrishaP:
Pls ask the oracle where I'll be 5yrs from now?

Serving d oracle

Make I send Una my account no. I'm one of d scamees

OK.. So that wasn't really what I wanted my first reply to look like

So I'm finally on nairaland. ...wow! !, d feeling is like never before... Shout out to my new Android phone who gave me d opportunity to finally surf d web comfortably without, hearing things like.. Guy I wan use my phone, oga go and buy a new phone, my battery is low(phone wy don dy light since only jar knows when, second thanks goes to the Mod( seun I'm ur biggest fan) who created dis forum to help we jobless people to come and be posting night and day
I've been a long time admirer of d platform nairaland (Nigerian twitter as they'll call it) . I always entered d site as a guest to view their latest opinions on d matter as ever dy be and now thanks to my new phone( I'll never forget you) I can now fully participate in it.. .Now I can say, I'm a fully fledged Nigerian
To those who are already members, my most humble greetings, to those yet to join (go and buy an Android phone....what more can I say. ..let d journey begin!!
PS.. MOD I knw say wetin I don dy type since na practically crap, but pls for first timers sake, move dis tin go front page