Toktee:
exactly,my own deceived me during courting,she said sex b4 marriage is not good that is why she always resist me anytime i demand sex,but after marriage,the case has gone from bad to worst,i even told her that iam going to fvck outside.
My wife is a complain manager,she never ever initiate sex,and when i initiate,she must complain and resist.

Definately ur wife left u the door to see other ladies for sex, av seen cases Like that too
But,no sex,no divorce, and no second wife is a NO NO.

ask4bk:
The votes APC will get in Lagos, Kano, Kaduna and Kastina will be like Pick 2, Pick 2, Hold On, General Market, Last Card, Check Up!

U don tey for the game, but sha u get point
Na so e go b

wakacome:
yes ooo...oya start celebrating.....go and collect drinks from any shop around your area,tell them I will pay the money..

Rotflmao

Dont just be a VIEWER!!
Come join the agent of CHANGE!!











Where r the CHANGE agent o jere

themilanway:


#TeamBuhari#baby

GEJ can come back 2020

Wow! So we r all for change
Oya,na
Let's CHANGE Nigeria
For a better Nigeria #change#

wakacome:
Awwwww look at my children showing love to me..

Sai buhari....



Wakacome

Lol
Sai Baba!
Sai Buhari!!
Change we need !!
Change we want !!

kimond101:


Sai Baba!
Yeah the feeling is definately not abnomal
Butterfly feeling of hope
No amount of rigging can make GEJ win
Wind of change is blowing everywhere!
We need someone that would stand firm against corruption cause that is what is hindering the rapid development of this Nation

Shoki dance for Buhari, I pray we win o, got Lotta buds to yab

themilanway:


(Yawns)Easy tigress,dont get your pantsy in a bunch. .It was a harmless question

Guess u r of GEJ
Cos u guys dey para this time
No vex biko

kimond101:

Lol
I am still refreshing my nl page to check latest updates on who is leading.

Wow! Definately this feeling isn't abnormal
#sigh# thank God
So who is leading so far?
Pls bring me good news bout GMB,biko

themilanway:
So why the sudden interest if i may ask?

I only asked oga, I don't know too, that's the reason I created this thread. #wakacome#
Now, u understand? Or u run along

kimond101:
Exactly i agree with you.
The reason being that people are becoming more exposed with the aid of social media.
Also the way our country is going is quite disheartening that is why everyone wants to get involved.
And finally, this election sweet I no go lie (From campaign, propaganda, election etc)
May God give us the right leader

Biko, chop knuckles
I thought it's only me o, I kept on refreshing my nl, checking for updates, I even went as far as tying "when will the election result be announced " on my browser.
It was a friend on whatsapp who told me to go sleep, that it's 48 hrs lol
I tire

Hi guys, I have never really been so concerned about Nigeria politics right from day one, I just don't know why am so bothered about Nigerian politics this time, (I didn't register for PVC not to talk of vote)

I just suddenly became interested in this presidential politics, in fact I slept around 1am last night cos of nl updates, lol

Please, is anyone feeling the same way??

Mama wanna experience change too






Sai buhari
#change#

Can someone pls tell me which party that blue is for?

I knew it!! I knew this "may D" guy will end up like this
Chai!!! I just don't like this guy
Sorry o, baby mama, take heart

Glowstone:
so ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

Contribute na
I know nl must have done something good for u

Eggcelent:
I share ideas with fellow poultry farmers.

That's awesome
Guess nl has touched so many lives

menix:
Nairaland gave mii my Job in 2008..

Nairaland taught mii abt satisfying a woman nd lot of things in a relationship (Nairaland of back then was educative)

Nairaland ve been my Gal fwend for d past 1 year, thus i save more.

Haaaaaa... My Stress relief, u might think u good in crackin ribs buh hit nairaland u did know u re a learner..

Finally i hope my nxt connect of bcoming Billionaire comes frm nairaland...


God Bless Oga Seun....

Wow!!
Nairaland has gone a long way ooo
Buh that ur gf phrase dey confusing sha

Hello guys, what have u benefitted on nairaland?
What good has nairaland done you?in any section


As for me, I got to meet cool peeps here, got sensible advices from older nairalanders, I laff a lot here, in short am just always so happy to visit this site.

How bout u

rheether:
She is been careful.

Lol, been careful of what?
I just think she forgot herself

A lady came to eat at a restaurant opposite my shop, Buh to my surprise she came out with her plate and even the wash hand water,lol
The restaurant owner and few of us started argument, some said she is local, while some said she has table manner and is well cultured.


My pipo, what d u think??
As for me o, she is well cultured

tosyne2much:
wooooow I love intelligent ladies.. Please send me your bank account lemme roll in some money I'm impressed by your comment

Something happened to me when I just got admitted into the Polytechnic.. I did a late registration and on getting to the faculty, it was confirmed that registration had closed.. I was so devastated and felt my world had come crashing down

I took a step backward and was heading back. Lo and behold, a woman in the admin office who never knew me from Adam wailed at me. I went to her and she said volunteer to help me out because my responsible look caught her fancy. Can you just imagine ?

I also remember a scenerio when my friend was ordered out of the HOD's office during registration because he had his name customized as a haircut

My dear, this is Nigerian not United States. I pity people who draw thrash on their body and expect people never to judge a book by its cover
. Many people with this belief have lost great opportunities out of ignorance

My chief lecturer always said that some people would be offered jobs at the door step by the reason of their appearance. He however stated that not everybody is being offered a job by his accurate tenses and dictions

When you tattoo your body in Nigeria, the society frown against it and you are being pictured whatnot.

My dear like I once said, we shoudnt always live our life the way we want, in fact, I don't believe in the saying "I live my life the way I want"

There are certain things I would like to do, but when i look at the home I come from, the bad impression it would give those who trust in me, I refrain myself from doing it (this is not the matter of living your life to please people). Why? Your lifestyle must be appealing and people should see you as a role model. If I really want to live my life the way it pleases and suits me alone then I should be smoking Indian hemps by now "I don care what people say ?

I'm not rich for now, in fact, I'm not running a 6 digit account balance but I can boldly say I'm a role model to many people. Many emulate my lifestyle because they think it will also do them good

I kept liking ur comments to re-like again, only to see I can only "like once " seriously u r so on point
We need more of tosyne among our youths
Thanks a bunch

JeffCruz66:
seeing TONS of people posting (incorrectly) that Instagram has "banned Jesus" because you are unable to type in the phrase I AM A BORN AGAIN FOLLOWER OF JESUS without getting a community standard violation.

here is the thing. it is NOT about banning Jesus, It doesn't have to do with Jesus, It's simply because the phrase has "gain" and "followers" next to each other. It is a computer algorithm to keep spammers from being able to cover every post on instagram with posts about how "you can "gain" new "followers"... understand? but people are losing their minds over this.

If you add an a between gain and followers
or change the o in follower to a 0
or only use one l in follower
or make the lower case l's in follower, upper case I's instead
then it works fine. it is just those to words side by side .....

you can type Jesus and God and born again and I follow Jesus and everything else. no ban here.

Guy, u too sure, 1st chop knuckles
Heard this on fb too, dunno why people dont gerrit

jacksparrow1207:


Now that i understand it was jst a harmless joke, NO! Iv got no problem with the oke and you. We good now?

Cool
Oya chop knuckle

FriedPlantain:
Their relationship has been in the news since na olodo

Why na??
Is not being current a crime?

How do I know if that's ma gurl MILEY??

Op, more pishures pliss

jacksparrow1207:


Yet you cant stop 'feeling the n***a'. U keep crushing on bangalee. Typical naija gal

It's not like I said I don't like his kinda person, just tryna make an harmless joke

U got a p wif dah?

That's conditions pix though
Reminds me of a psycho guy named "sule" in my area, we call him "sir suleh"
No offence

I knew the sort was false from the beginning

When did she get married?

Nneka123:
hehe, you like?

Me lovey

Op, well done o
Shogbo?