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Education / Re: University Of Jos 2013/2014 Admission by Jennykalu(f): 7:21pm On Jul 27, 2013
nyles, when hardwork meets with opportunity coupled with God's grace, SUCCESS IS INEVITABle. Pls who applied masscom?
Education / Re: University Of Jos 2013/2014 Admission by Jennykalu(f): 3:12pm On Jul 26, 2013
Sup guys? I put in 4 mascom, scored 271 in jamb & 80% in p-utme. Hope i get. I wish my fellow aspirants success!
Politics / Re: Rev. King’s Church Members Threatens Mayhem If He Is Hanged by Jennykalu(f): 10:02am On Feb 16, 2013
No b only mayhem. . . C their mouth!
Crime / Re: Teacher Defiles Pupil With A Pencil In Lagos by Jennykalu(f): 2:29pm On Feb 05, 2013
D should use bigbranchoftree inside d useless teachers vagina 2. Wtf is wrong her?
Politics / Re: FCT Budgets N5bn For LovePeddlers, Destitutes by Jennykalu(f): 11:14am On Feb 01, 2013
5bn for ashawo? Wetin do their hand? See helpless, fatherless & motherless children evrywher in nigeria yet our gov hv on their own decided 2 b blind. Mtcheeew!
Nairaland / General / Re: Appeal Court To Determine Rev. Kings Fate Today. by Jennykalu(f): 11:03am On Feb 01, 2013
What d Bleep is he doing on earth since 2006? Dis judges no d try.
Culture / Re: 15 Weird Laws Around The World by Jennykalu(f): 9:22am On Jan 27, 2013
Until a girl is 3yrs old her hair cannot be braided in uk. Its called child abuse.
Family / Re: Trending Babies Names In Your Local Language. by Jennykalu(f): 6:52am On Jan 25, 2013
Olanma ~ ola
Nairaland / General / Re: Describe Year 2012 In One Word by Jennykalu(f): 8:04am On Dec 20, 2012
Pathetic! But thank God sha.
Education / Re: Describe Your Mathematics Teacher In One Word by Jennykalu(f): 12:17am On Oct 25, 2012
Incompetent
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan - I Didnt Undergo Any Surgery by Jennykalu(f): 7:13am On Oct 18, 2012
On behalf of ten million we donate Nigeria... Is back again o. Welcome ma
Religion / Re: If God Grants You Just One Wish, What Would It Be? by Jennykalu(f): 3:45pm On Sep 12, 2012
Dear lord, pls give me d grace 2 fight SIN.
Romance / Re: Which Colour Best Describes Your Ex by Jennykalu(f): 7:48pm On Aug 29, 2012
Dark RED... Infact python.
Crime / Re: 26-Yr-old Man Beats-up His Mother For Not Cooking by Jennykalu(f): 12:18pm On Aug 26, 2012
When his mates are busy struglin n making money 2 take care of der mum, d stupid juvenile is busy beatin up his mother 4 ordinary food. Try it in my place n ur age mates wil beat hell out of u. Useless boy!
Religion / Re: Nairalanders What Church Do You Attend? by Jennykalu(f): 12:18pm On Aug 24, 2012
Dunamis. Dr Paul Enenche.
Romance / Re: Why Did You Break Up With Your Ex? by Jennykalu(f): 3:51pm On Aug 22, 2012
He was jealous, chidish and refused 2 grow...
Romance / Re: Three Things You Can NEVER Do For Love. by Jennykalu(f): 3:35pm On Aug 20, 2012
1: I can never let go of my frnds 4 love cos wen luv dies, i cud fall back 2 frnds. 2: I can neva change my religion 4 love. 3: I can never b an option 2 any man cos of luv.
Family / Re: In One Word Describe Your ''MOTHER'' by Jennykalu(f): 5:57pm On Aug 17, 2012
Strong
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Disabled Man For Love? (Pictures) by Jennykalu(f): 11:41pm On Aug 13, 2012
What abt d tall preti nigerian girl dat married aki? Abi aki no disable? Abeg mk una no d insult nigerian girls...we d try abeg.
Politics / Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Jennykalu(f): 8:57pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will a woman address herself as WIDOW in public even when her husband is STIll alive.
Family / Re: Do People Still GiveTheir Babies These Funny Names? by Jennykalu(f): 6:43pm On Jul 27, 2012
Polinus, modestus, livinus, Titus, hygenus, cletus, theophelous.
Romance / Re: Will You consider a Genotype Test Before Marriage? by Jennykalu(f): 5:52pm On Jul 13, 2012
It's wickedness 2 bring kids in2 d world not 2 live but 2 suffer & die. I know a woman who gv birth to 4kids & buried 3. Her husband left 4 another woman. S.C anaemia is a serious case o.. Pls help d unborn n spear them from agony & pains.
Romance / Re: The Best Relationship Advice You Ever Received? by Jennykalu(f): 5:15pm On Jul 13, 2012
Let go of d wrong guys in ur life in other 2 give space 2 d right one 2 occupy his place. The right one won't come untill u've let go of d wrong ones... That was from my bestfriend Joy. It worked 4 me.... Thanks 2u Joy!
Family / Re: Can You Catch A Cheating Husband By His Smell Alone? by Jennykalu(f): 6:21pm On May 29, 2012
B what u want ur husband 2 be. only u have the power 2 keep ur man. Its better not2 find out cos dat wont change him but rada brk ur home. Just do want u can 2 keep him, pray 4him alwyz n stop listenin 2 frnds. From suspectin him, u start seeing reasons not 2 trust him n b4 u spell jackrobinson ur marriage is down already. Not every frnd likes d fact dat u are married. B wise o husband scarce...[color=#990000] B what u want ur husband 2 be. only u have the power 2 keep ur man. Its better not2 find out cos dat wont change him but rada brk ur home. Just do want u can 2 keep him, pray 4him alwyz n stop listenin 2 frnds. From suspectin him, u start seeing reasons not 2 trust him n b4 u spell jackrobinson ur marriage is down already. Not every frnd likes d fact dat u are married. B wise o husband scarce...[/color][color=#990000][/color] B what u want ur husband 2 be. only u have the power 2 keep ur man. Its better not2 find out cos dat wont change him but rada brk ur home. Just do want u can 2 keep him, pray 4him alwyz n stop listenin 2 frnds. From suspectin him, u start seeing reasons not 2 trust him n b4 u spell jackrobinson ur marriage is down already. Not every frnd likes d fact dat u are married. B wise o husband scarce...
Politics / Re: Best Governor And Fastest Developing States In Nigeria? by Jennykalu(f): 9:58am On May 25, 2012
Na who go say him mama food no sweet? My own mama food sour..... I'm from abia, my governor is d worst very useless man;(. I give it 2 Rochas joorcheesy the guy d try die..
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University (A B U) Zaria, 2011/2012 Admission by Jennykalu(f): 1:57pm On Oct 26, 2011
Okay DO-WHILE i 4gv u, U are my friend, Sooo sup wit u?
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University (A B U) Zaria, 2011/2012 Admission by Jennykalu(f): 1:36pm On Oct 26, 2011
Jambito is not an insult but a step 2 a greater height. Abi my fellow aspirents how una c am? U'r so CHILDISH, UNCIVILIZED & wat we call JUVENILE. C who is callin som1 jambito & yet ur empty uncircumcised brain did not tel u dat DUDE & DICKHEAD ar words used 4men. Pls wer is d word *DISCOMBOBULATE* as used in ur last post in d dictionary or is d word produced by ur village head master? Prof DO-WHILE pls read thru ur last post & mk corrections 2 avoid embarasmnt & reduction in dignity cos virtually evry statement, sentence, puntuation, grammer & xpression is wrong. Download n Register 2go so u can meet ur type n discuss ur relationship matters in their rooms or better stil continue hallucinating. Boy, i pass u wella,,, i beat u hands down,,, MUMU c ur head like Gadaffi, Hehehehehehehehe dis forum is 4 admission!
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University (A B U) Zaria, 2011/2012 Admission by Jennykalu(f): 9:36am On Oct 26, 2011
@ jos-boy i applied pol scn
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University (A B U) Zaria, 2011/2012 Admission by Jennykalu(f): 9:30am On Oct 26, 2011
Get angry? Lol who cares! U dont tell me 2 read thru cos i'v bin followin dis forum 4 quit a while now n moreover, dis room is meant 4 serious minded aspirents n dos willin 2 gv us useful info. Gues u ar not just insultiv but insolent as well hur? Now let me put u on d right track incase u'v bin carried away by ur fantacies n imagination; dis forum is not 4 personal discussions n runin of women affairs soooo, if u wanna talk abt ur personal relationship life, u better tak a walk cause ur gist is getin borin, Imagine an alert on my phn, only 2 check ma mail n c nairaland, wit a hurry 2 dis forum, only 2 c 1 do-while talkin abt his fantacies on a girl, O pls go private or better stil Tak a walk.
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University (A B U) Zaria, 2011/2012 Admission by Jennykalu(f): 9:28am On Oct 26, 2011
Get angry? Lol who cares! U dont tell me 2 read thru cos i'v bin followin dis forum 4 quit a while now n moreover, dis room is meant 4 serious minded aspirents n dos willin 2 gv us useful info. Gues u ar not just insultiv but insolent as well hur? Now let me put u on d right track incase u'v bin carried away by ur fantacies n imagination; dis forum is not 4 personal discussions n runin of women affairs soooo, if u wanna talk abt ur personal relationship life, u better tak a walk cause ur gist is getin borin, Imagine an alert on my phn, only 2 check ma mail n c nairaland, wit a hurry 2 dis forum, only 2 c 1 do-while talkin abt his fantacies on a girl, O pls go private or better stil Tak a walk.
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University (A B U) Zaria, 2011/2012 Admission by Jennykalu(f): 6:49am On Oct 26, 2011
Do while & co, na toasting of babe for this thread b latest news abi na admission? Pple wey d name bride price 4 dis forum, make una go name d release of our admission list to d v.c, Instead of u guys to gv us useful info on what we all are here 4 *ADMISSION* u are busy giving us irrelevant news on 1 unexisting yankeeeee girl. Mtcheeeeew
Education / Re: Ahmadu Bello University (A B U) Zaria, 2011/2012 Admission by Jennykalu(f): 7:35pm On Oct 25, 2011
Jayslimie:

Mayb we jst have to wait jst like last year cos d list was released in novemba and registration started on d 22nd of novemba, @jennykalu, how far? Where u dey?
i far o! I dey home of crisis and bomb. JOS!

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