damosky12:


Oga calm down. Don't take life too seriously.

This is obviously a joke (or skit) from the trendy "cut soap for me" phrase.

Give yourself a break. Buy cold Pepsi 150 naira, sit down, and relax.

Hotzone:
Ned, I am 65yrs old and I want to marry the girl in the middle. Yes, the girl with the little babe

Lexusgs430:
Mother, come an adopt me o......

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Beautiful
No doubt we are the real niggarrrs of Africa
We will continue to show those low budget asss Moda fuckkking noisy neighbors of ours called Ghana and south Africa that we are the real niggarrrs of Africa

Though i woke up on the right side of the bed....but the need to still dragg two or more tie of weed can not be over emphasized
Light up my weed...there is gonna be light at the end of my weed anyday anytime twice on Saturday

adegunahmed:
Let's see how this all turns out in the end...

One club will surely win....Maybe Arsenal

DamnNiggar:
Na this kind thing wey Wizkid no sabi

He is always claiming big

Feeling too big while na poor man pikin he be before fame.


Davido is the Dammmnn Niggarrrr

austine4real:


Mad people everywhere
Look at his dirty smelly pants

FrankBass281:
rugged jeans,all this lecturers wey dey pursue boys for class bcus of this type of jean if them see obiano them go tell am "you look good sir". this life no balance but I must balance am

dyera:
This means the other students must be very dull

1manuel:
I'll advice the neighbor to also get honey bagers as pets too incase of rubbish

NockMedia:

Well said even though it's a troll.

Rebuke:
But why will I be calling my own line inside the same phone I am holding na? When I am not high. Lols.


Ok wait, what about phones with 2 sims


Those mumu phone wey be say even when yhu are on call with just one of the SIMs the other won't be available if someone tries calling....

Mazigabriel:
at least Messi used the word "We" unlike the selfish Ronaldo who uses the word"My teammates" whenever his team performance is bad

owowa145:

U are extremely stupid

sandyd:
God is indeed wonderful

OduntanGabriel:
A society where criminals are living large and respected in the society while the God fearing and hardworking citizens are poor and neglected. I hope we get it right one day

oyi1:
Beat A Nigerian Kid
Give The Kid 10naira
Ask The Kid Who Beat Him
He Will Point To Another Person
That's How Corruption Start

HazardMan:

You own case hard o. She already said yes to you and then you ended it immidiately. I'm speechless

div111:
;Dmine was embarrassing.
I was in jss3.
There's one beautiful, fair girl that I had a crush on. My friends, who were bad guys just called the girl one day and said that I wanted to tell her something.

I was not prepared although I was shy . My leg begin dey shake I come talk erhhmm,,errhhmmm... Na so my guys begin laugh fall down for ground. Even the girl seff begin laugh. Shame hold mW that day sha. Till today (I'm in my yr 1 sha) I no dey toast girl again.


BTW I'm thinking of taking weed to boost my morale

Exmilitant:
2003-2005 I WAS RECIEVING 30K MONTHLY FROM NDDC. 2006-2008 45K MONTHLY NDDC. 2009 AMNESTY SOUTH AFRICA, DUBAI, ISRAEL. WAS PAID 1.5MILLION. 2010 MOBILE OFFSHORE 350K MONTHLY. 2011 TO DATE PRIVATE BUSINESS THAT RAKES IN MILLION. I AM HIGHLY FAVOURED.

obayendo1010:
Haha
My own easy die from skool I enter street from street I done rush 2 building now rent I dey enjoy now back to back all thanks to God and bitcoin....

Onyi22:
Stupidity I can only tattoo his name only if he's rich n wealthy.. If not, I won't do that none sense for a broke ass guy

ThatFairGuy:
ObafemiAwolowo himself, when did you turn bobrisky?