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Politics / Re: North should not be afraid of Nigeria breakup since they have the land mass. by jerk: 6:26pm On Jun 17, 2021
The country is messed up by those people up north..
The best decision is referendum so that every region will control their resources.
If that can't solve the problem let go our different ways.
We can divide the country into different region by voting in a well conducted referendum.
Religion / Re: What Personal Experience Made You Believe God's Miracles Do Happen? by jerk: 5:45pm On Aug 26, 2018
Evangkatsoulis:


How do know that if you were in the bus it would have been involved in an accident? You know accidents only take split seconds to happen. The few seconds you wasted in deciding to board the bus could might have been the difference between being in the accident or not.
I disagree wt you bcus that vehicle might hv been projected for accident from the occultic kingdom reason why the spirit of God prevented me from entering it.
I understood what u mean and it does happen sometimes, but that inner spirit will still direct you.
N.B I pray hard before embarking on any journey and I knw God just wanted to spare my life bcus others that died in that accident am not better than them.

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Religion / Re: What Personal Experience Made You Believe God's Miracles Do Happen? by jerk: 10:45am On Aug 26, 2018
Mine was in 1999 December 15 precisely, a day I will never forget in my life. Glory be to God.
I was a biz man doing my bizness at new wuse market then and normally travel to Lagos on monthly bases for purchase.
As q biz man I have a particular vehicle of my choice that I normally use for the journey which is always a night journey. So that particular day I came to Zuba park bt my plan was to use the newly introduced Mercedes 1414 bus which is a hot cake and travellers choice then bcus its fast compared to (old Brazil) the luxury bus of that time.
When I arrived the Zuba park around 8.30pm I saw only two buses loading for Lagos,the 1414 and the luxurious bus. The 1414 was almost full and passengers were rushing in mainly young men and women,I entered and am about to pay for my ticket when I had a voice telling me to go down. As I was stepping down another voice told me to pay for the ticket that the other bus might decide to cancel the journey since its already getting late and passengers are few going there. Even other passengers were urging me to pay so that we can leave on time than going for that old snail moving bus which is the other luxurious bus.
I declined and went straight to the luxurious bus and paid for the ticket and enter. I sat behind the driver not my usual position but as am not interested in sleeping, I want to be getting all the gist between the driver,escort, conductor and few passengers at front row seat.
We were still at the park waiting for passengers to fill our bus when I saw the 1414 bus left the park for Lagos. We waited for more than 30mins before our bus filled up and we left around 9.45pm for our night journey to Lagos.
As we are approaching Abaji, our driver including all of us at the front seat notice something like a lightning but was red in colour and it enveloped the sky for a second bf disappearing. We started discussing abt it and the driver said he never saw a thing like that in his life upon we are in dry season not rainy season.
However the journey was still going before we met a long hold up and the drive said it must be an accident,Immediately we saw siren blaring and ambulance drove past heading our opposite direction. It took us extra 35mins before we reached the exact spot and what I saw terrible. I saw human flesh and blood looks like an abattoir,I was shaking vigorously and temporary lost consciousness.
When I got my self back I told the drive that that bus was the vehicle I almost entered, they all started thanking God for the miracle. The accident was a head on collision with a trailer and only one passenger survived though am not sure if he later made it coz he was the one on the speeding ambulance that passed us. Others were buried in mass grave there bcus they can't be identified.
A lot of deaths was recorded in 1999 with the rumour that the world will end that year and people dying here and there. People mostly biz men coming to Lagos from Northern part were all discussing about that accident in the market,it was terribly. My neighbours at Wuse market jubilate with me when I told them the story.
However,had it been that I lost my life there,it would hv bn hard for my family to know my where about bcus the only relative I hv in Abuja then has gone.
This is my true life miracle, the greatest in my life till today. Praise God with me.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by jerk: 8:35pm On Aug 21, 2018
Emaprince:
What did lukaku help manure do last season? Go trophyless?
A tree can not make a forest, he tried last season and contributed his own quota but he couldn't do it alone. So many factors contributed to that and the blame should be extended to them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by jerk: 8:19pm On Aug 21, 2018
Emaprince:
Morata is an FA cup winner. Who is lukaku?

Morata over lukaku.. Anyday
FA cup winner for doing nothing throughout last season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by jerk: 8:15pm On Aug 21, 2018
dubylhover:


Nobody is denying d fact that rom is a goal scorer, even if he goes to Madrid,he would still score,but we all know there are some kind of games in d ucl that rom would b found wanting.... Cos I honestly remember how I was always insulting ibra for missing chances upon chances... Burnley game at Old Trafford comes to mind... I remember diadem defending ibra that it wasn't really clear cut chances but it was his movement and awareness that created those chances...

Now I'm in no way absolving mourinho of anything, but like I said I was just researching our 1st year under mou,apart from matic it's basically d same team with lukaku being d diff...d thing is that guy gives his best and plays his heart out but he still doesn't cut it for me... Look at him at d World Cup against France, just when his country needed him d most, he dissapointed as usual...

My advise is that if mou is eventually sacked,these current crop of players won't turn to world class overnight cos it's not just there
Mou is the problem, give them the right manager and see their potentials.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by jerk: 8:10pm On Aug 21, 2018
Emaprince:
Lukaku is the wrong striker... The moment you realize this truth, the better for you.

All brawn and no brain. If he manages to jam one ball enter goal, they will start praising him just to spite Morata who will surely rise again because the talent is there...just confidence.....
who is morata to Lukaku,abeg pack well.
Lukaku is 100% better than Morata and he's good bt not that great.

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Properties / Re: Abuja Building Collapse: NEMA Calls Off Operation, Confirms 1 Dead, 6 Injured by jerk: 7:30pm On Aug 18, 2018
RIP to those still trapped bcus only miracle can save them.
Health / Re: Lady Falls From Balcony Of 2-storey Building While Chatting With Friend. Photos by jerk: 8:20pm On Aug 11, 2018
Get well soon.

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Family / Re: FG Moves To Extend Maternity Leave To Six Months by jerk: 8:08am On Aug 03, 2018
It is commendable.

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Arrives Atlanta Ahead Of Delivery by jerk: 3:59pm On Aug 02, 2018
By the time the baby will be of age Americans will be queuing up for Nigeria passport and American passport wl be worthless to us.(got a whisper in my ears saying in your dream).
Have a safe delivery

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Politics / Re: Meet The New Generation 2019 Presidential Aspirants by jerk: 3:02pm On Aug 02, 2018
adedayoa2:
if PDP had done well nobody will clamour for change, everybody just wanted something different and it turned out APC and PDP are same.
Even if we bring a credible candidate from a different party the cabals controlling the country will never aloow him to win.They control everything both the INEC that will take care of the voting.
We still have a long way to go and we can only succeed if the cabals are dealt with but who can do that?

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Politics / Re: Meet The New Generation 2019 Presidential Aspirants by jerk: 2:58pm On Aug 02, 2018
franchasng:
Tell them o! cheesy

Nigeria have no future under this current arrangement and wapped structure.

Nigeria can only have a better chance of progressing like other advanced nations if any of the things below is done:

1.) If Nigeria is re-colonized by White people again angry

2.) If Nigeria is peacefully divided into smaller nations according to regions that have similar culture, tradition, local dialect, religious belief and value system

3.) If Nigeria is restructured into independent regions comprising of regions with similar culture, tradition, dialect, religious belief and value system and then allowed to exist as a united regions under one national name.

If any of the above is not done, if Nigerians like, vote in Late Nelson Mandela, Nigeria can never be fixed!

We got it wrong for too long.

We allowed corruption and leadership misconduct to continue for too long. The Hausa-Fulani and Yoruba military heads of states (Gowon, OBJ, Buhari, IBB, Abacha) that ruled Nigeria from 1966 - 1999 killed Nigeria and buried Nigeria's future.

They had the sole power to position Nigeria for greatness but they were busy looting, and chasing shadows.

Sorry, no hope for Nigeria no matter who becomes the next president.
Absolute truth

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Crime / Re: Man Seen Washing His Clothes In The Middle Of The Road In Lagos (Photos) by jerk: 1:16pm On Aug 02, 2018
Not ordinary but the guy head dey there.
Politics / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo: If South-East Don't Vote Buhari, They Will Be In Wilderness by jerk: 11:27am On Aug 02, 2018
Politics and love for money can make an intelligent man loose focus and talk like a f.ool.
Crime / Re: SARS Beat Man To Death, After Officer's Girlfriend Accused Him Of Stealing Phone by jerk: 2:51pm On Aug 01, 2018
Hector09:
This case should nt go to court, the parents of the guy should summon both the girl and the sars man in a shrine
There is a reason why people avoids that method not a matter of Christianity.
Phones / Re: Woman Got Burnt As Gas Cylinder Explodes While Using Her Phone (Graphic photos) by jerk: 2:02pm On Aug 01, 2018
How many times have you seen a filling station that caught fire due to phone call from a customer and yet this happens every seconds.
How many times have you heard of generator explosion because someone went to operate it with his phone touch light as many does and suddenly he got a call either to off it that light has been restored or any other call.
As far as am concern,the explosion didn't happen just bcus of the phone,something else might have caused the explosion and a lick is not far from it which she didn't perceived.
Travel / Re: Man Rescues 13 Persons in a Boat Mishap, Dies While Rescuing the 14th in PH(pics by jerk: 10:49am On Aug 01, 2018
Death why cry cry cry RIP may heaven welcome you.

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Sports / Re: African Athletes Stranded In Lagos Airport Ahead Of Competition In Asaba. Photos by jerk: 9:42am On Aug 01, 2018
Is this is how they are going to host major world competition,why not reject the hosting when you knw you are not prepared. I weep for this country.
In a working country a good rail transport system would have done it.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Meets New Juventus Teammates For The First Time (Photos) by jerk: 4:34pm On Jul 31, 2018
The same Higuain he displaced at Madrid.
Travel / Re: 34-miles Over The Ocean, China Set To Launch Worlds Longest Ocean Bridge(Photos) by jerk: 4:16pm On Jul 31, 2018
While somewhere ordinary second Niger bridge which is not up to 4km still dey hard them,what a cursed country.

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Travel / Re: 34-miles Over The Ocean, China Set To Launch Worlds Longest Ocean Bridge(Photos) by jerk: 4:15pm On Jul 31, 2018
Travel / Re: Trailer Loses Control, Breaks Into Compound In Lagos (photos) by jerk: 2:57pm On Jul 31, 2018
Check the history of the compound may be the past owner lost his trailer to thieves. grin
Travel / Re: Nigerian Hairdresser Tricked To Oman, Turned To A Slave, Cries Out by jerk: 2:09pm On Jul 30, 2018
Sex slavery included.

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Puts £62m Price Tag On Alvaro Morata by jerk: 3:47pm On Jul 27, 2018
I thot this is the guy Chelsea fans said will rule Europe,what's going on here

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Crime / Re: SARS Officers Shoot Bus Driver In The Head At Point Range In Ikeja (Graphic Pics by jerk: 12:53pm On Jul 27, 2018
DavidAverlon7:
pls moderators do something about this guy,keep spamming every thread with this rubbish when sensitive issue is bn discus.
Romance / Re: If She Cheats While Sharing Wedding Card!! by jerk: 4:45pm On Jul 26, 2018
bukkyemotions:
Sorry, though my username is not my real name, but what can a lady do if she mistakenly sleeps with someone when she goes to give the person her wedding card. Let's say when she goes to give a wedding card to her ex & the ex rushes her for the last time & sleeps with her, & when she is done, she avoids the ex forever. Should she confess to fiance or just repent to do it no more?

Just asking a general question.
There is no mistake here,you have written the script earlier and carefully executed it and you are a LovePeddler who will cheat again,again and again. That's how you people carry another man belle for your husband.

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Romance / Re: If She Cheats While Sharing Wedding Card!! by jerk: 4:33pm On Jul 26, 2018
oglalasioux:
No big deal.99% of girls do that with several men few days to getting married. In their warped mind it's their last opportunity. But a good number of them continue ever after.

Don't kill yourself with guilt, OP. You are not alone.
Get ur mouth shut,who gave u the figure.

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Crime / Re: Men Forced To Pay N200K After Being Taken Into The Bush By SARS In Imo. Photo by jerk: 11:58am On Jul 26, 2018
Yelutide:
First of all, F-SARS took them to ATM to withdraw, why didn't they enter the bank to make direct transfer, demanding for their real bank details. With that they can be traced and arrested.

Secondly, poster claimed that he has already made a transfer of 200K to one SARS officer before this incident, Meaning you know the full name of the account you transferred to, why don't you take it up with Inspector General of Police on twitter, post the screenshot of the transfer plus the name (You'll find it in your mobile bank history).

Thirdly, who took that picture above? are you sure your friends are legit for them to be afraid of EFCC?

Finally, when next you are cut up with SARS and you wish to do transfer, please choose NIFT option and don't choose instant transfer. With NIFT option, you can still cancel the transaction after some hours. All you need do is to inform your bank to cancel the transaction.
How can you cancel the transaction when they have gotten the alert bcus they would not leave you if the alert fail to show?

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Crime / Re: Men Forced To Pay N200K After Being Taken Into The Bush By SARS In Imo. Photo by jerk: 11:35am On Jul 26, 2018
One SARS guy in my neighborhood drives Range velar,spider and vw jetta 2014 model and lives in a fine doublex. These guys have killed us in this country, how much is his salary to have acquired such.

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Sports / Re: Meet The Most Expensive Players In Africa (Photos) by jerk: 10:42am On Jul 26, 2018
CR7 earns average of 22k naira every minute(60 seconds).

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Crime / Re: Sars Operative Shot Dead By Police In Anambra by jerk: 5:18pm On Jul 25, 2018
Blood of the innocents killed doing the battle.

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