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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 11:01pm On Dec 11, 2012
carzola hit d bar,wat a strike.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 10:57pm On Dec 11, 2012
Arsenal wl win it b4 penalty.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 10:56pm On Dec 11, 2012
oxlade nearly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 10:52pm On Dec 11, 2012
carzola is a worldclass player,too good.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 10:49pm On Dec 11, 2012
Wilshere shld hv shot direct bt he tries to round up d gk,wat a miss by him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bradford City Vs Arsenal - (3 - 2) On Pens On 12th December 2012 by jerk: 10:40pm On Dec 11, 2012
Very entertaining match,Arsenal wl win this match.
Religion / Re: Mayan Apocalypse: Panic Spreads As December 21 Nears by jerk: 7:16pm On Dec 10, 2012
deshclones: I hope this story is false...my new car is not up to a week self..I never even carry am go east go show momsi nd flex for village people naim one m0r0n dey talk about apocalypse...rubbish...apocalpse no come when boys dey hussle,dey suffer from month to month..its now that things are looking up that it wants to come..s1lly oyibos..
abeg service ur car well well go flex for villa,notin do u at all. Notin dey happen.Momsi must dance azonto for ur car.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by jerk: 2:37pm On Dec 10, 2012
~PreciousBro~:


Do you really have to define your name jerk ?? I said I enjoyed the match and I aint a hardcore fan cuz I support my own team which by the way,its not chelsea.......not even in england"

You see your stupid self?
wrongly quoted bro,happy that u enjoyed d play.
Family / Re: The Challenges Of Being The 1st Child by jerk: 1:56pm On Dec 10, 2012
Pls dnt loose hope bt continue wt ur struggle at least for ur mum who's a widow. Dnt abandon them bcus u ar their hope nw,ur nw like a father to them.
God is seeing u and wl always provide for u so that u wl hv enough to offer to them.
Am the first issue bearing all the burden of my family,my parents are alive bt too old nw. I cather for my elder sister and her children cus her husband is dead,also for my younger sister who is still jobless after five years of graduating. Her husband lost his job and they hv bn living frm hand to mouth,i also assist them. I work bt my monthly pay is nothing to write home abt yet I dnt know hw am still able to cope.
I somethings bcame angry wt them bt each time I did,my mind wl never rest and I wl still reach out to them wen the situation bcame worst for them.
Am even older than u bt nt yet married bt am planning to do it soonest. Upon all my expenses,i still hv enuf to save yet I dnt know hw that is possible bt only God knows.
@op, pls dnt abandon them bcus soonest u wl see urself in a better condition than this.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by jerk: 8:38am On Dec 10, 2012
~PreciousBro~:
This match was nerve racking and interesting @the same time,and I ain't a fan of neither club cool
yeah,good and interesting,bt u hv to join the one and only United to enjoy more of a good futball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by jerk: 6:58pm On Dec 09, 2012
Belovedd: Thankyou wenger, nice doing business with you, look forward to doing more business with you in future
i think that Carzola of a guy wl be a nice biz,just looking forward for d deal soonest. smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by jerk: 5:08pm On Dec 09, 2012
franksunny: 6 point clear from rival and farway from haterz
fuuckk u haters,fuuckk chelstink,10 points behind the king of EPL. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by jerk: 5:04pm On Dec 09, 2012
chrisley024: Upon our goal 4rm Young n penalty against Evra they disallowd (if na Manu they'll shout FA!), we stil won.
hope they chestinks fans are reading this.
No webb,no clattenburg,no penalty,no red card rather the opposite was d case. Atkinson chelsea ref was d main official,penalty disallowed,clean goal frm young disallowed yet we won.
Its nw time for all chelstink fans to commit suicide bcus United rules,United are the best.Chelsea stinks

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (2 - 3) On 9th December 2012 by jerk: 8:48am On Dec 09, 2012
even if mancity wins no problem, so long chelstink are behind us by 7 points... grin tongue
Politics / Re: UK Priest, Customs PRO Disagree Over N10m Consignment by jerk: 8:05am On Dec 08, 2012
So,whats d meaning of this on d front page then?
Car Talk / Re: Nasty effects of road accidents (caution very graphic and potentially offensive images)! by jerk: 9:59pm On Dec 07, 2012
This is d period,lets drive wt care during this upcoming festive season.
Celebrities / Picture Of Oliver de coque And Rick Ross. by jerk: 2:46pm On Oct 25, 2012
father and son lol.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by jerk: 12:16pm On May 20, 2012
airmark: Below were those who jumped the gun: YOU GET TIME
















This is a lesson for everyone. With God, nothing is impossible.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by jerk: 12:13pm On May 20, 2012
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by jerk: 12:12pm On May 20, 2012
Football died last night, horrible team like chelsea just stained the cup by placing there dirty hands on it, the champions league just lost its prestige to have a such a mind numbing team represent them as champions. they cant create anything, playing long ball, long throws, and set pieces, its a bad day for football, they spend billions on players and still need to play like a 3rd divisions side. it will take more then a year to wash the stench of chelsea from the cup.
NOT HATING...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 24th April 2012 by jerk: 10:56pm On Apr 24, 2012
Am supporting madrid 2moro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 24th April 2012 by jerk: 10:30pm On Apr 24, 2012
remires is the winner nt torres,even wtout torres goal chelsea will still qualify.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 24th April 2012 by jerk: 10:28pm On Apr 24, 2012
KINGwax: you're jst a jerk anyway
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 24th April 2012 by jerk: 10:14pm On Apr 24, 2012
coolguy2002: real madrid my team shld score bayen muchen then we will meet chelsea finals
yea,i wnt madrid and chelsea in the final,wl like CR7 to be the next european and world footballer of the year.i hope he shine in the remaining games.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 24th April 2012 by jerk: 10:10pm On Apr 24, 2012
I hate Terry.dnt deserve to be a captain.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 24th April 2012 by jerk: 10:08pm On Apr 24, 2012
barca lost bcus the tried to play the same pattern in a 10men packed box,never took outside shot on goal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 24th April 2012 by jerk: 10:04pm On Apr 24, 2012
chelsea will win the cup if they happen to meet bayern bt madrid wl beat them,so let them pray to meet bayern.

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NYSC / Re: You Discover That During NYSC, Your Fiancee Slept With 3 Men While Dating You by jerk: 11:40pm On Apr 09, 2012
dnt marry her
Religion / Re: Do You Eat Meat On Good Friday? by jerk: 2:18pm On Apr 05, 2012
If u like eat if u dnt like abstain bt to avoid eating meat for only a day wldnt kill u.
I dnt eat meat on gudfridays and it doesn't affect my health either.,i still hv 363 days in a year to eat it as much i want.
Some of the people that are advocating for it may choose to avoid eating meat all the rest of their lives and still stick to it wen their secret cult permits that. Then they wld find it easy to maintain bcus they fears satans law.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Benfica (2 - 1) On 4th April 2012 by jerk: 11:52pm On Apr 04, 2012
1025:

@jerk,
when i was a child, i used to think like one so i won't blame u for thinking the way you do. tell me what u said when it was chelsea napoli and say what u said when napoli won us 3 -1 first leg.
the truth about it all is that platini has said it that he wants a barca - madrid final but go back to record and u will know when last barca won chelsea.
the idiot that made barca go through ahead of chelsea is called ovrebo and that was his end in football.
now that u are an adult, u think like two? I wl blame u for making such sentences.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Benfica (2 - 1) On 4th April 2012 by jerk: 11:03pm On Apr 04, 2012
why chelsea bother? looking at their two matches against benfica is obvious that they are in no shape to face Barcelona, they need a better midfield. Lampard is in no condition to play a game like he did back in 2009 and Drogba is not the same anymore. Mata is great but hes not in Zidane level which is the caliber of player chelsea needs, like Milan was hoping on Ibrahimovic to do the business which he did not do. Now Barcelona is bound to ridicule Chelsea. sad
Religion / Re: If You Think God Dnt Exist, Read Dis by jerk: 11:11pm On Mar 17, 2012
Callotti: The question is not if he exists or not.
It is more of 'what kind of GOD is it'?

Inconsistent
Whiny
Jealous
Vindictive
Conniving
Whimpsical
Impulsive
Unprogressive
Bi-t-chy
Witchy
. . . . and many attributes like man, IN HIS OWN IMAGE AND LIKENESS.
a fool said to himself,there is no God

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