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Jokes Etc / Re: Tell Us About Ur Most Embarrased Moment! by jessygal(f): 5:09pm On Jan 27, 2008
smiley smileyi tuen try and be more posh, don't go on about thinssssssssssstry 2 co-operate, dis is a forum and not a deal, for bases,

stop makin a fool of urself , plzzzzzzzzzz squash de bullshit
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jokes Etc / Re: Meaning Of Gestures And Kisses by jessygal(f): 4:44pm On Jan 27, 2008
Thug or vicious what de hell do u call urself, and why dat .better erase.dat be4 u're doomed, ''vagabon'' grin grin

dats u,

Jokes Etc / Re: Tell Us About Ur Most Embarrased Moment! by jessygal(f): 4:40pm On Jan 27, 2008
smiley smiley smiley hey guys i wrote ''tell us about ur most embarrased moment and comentin of mine
okkkkkkkkk



why don't u guys understd simple language , english

well, guess u all haven't being embarrased be4
Jokes Etc / Wise Sayings 4rom Jessy Gal by jessygal(f): 4:13pm On Jan 27, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smileyThe most selfish 1 letter word "I" Avoid it. The most satisfying 2-letter word "WE" Use it. The most poisonous 3-letter word "EGO" Kill it. The most used 4-letter word "LOVE" Value it. The most pleasing 5-letter word "SMILE" Keep it. The fastest spreading 6-letter word "RUMOUR" Ignore it. The hardest working 7-letter word "SUCCESS" Achieve it. The most enviable 8-letter word "JEALOUSY" Distance it. The most powerful 9-letter word "KNOWLEDGE" Acquire it.

guys plzzzzz try 2 undertsd dese, cos dey're really gud, 4 everyone, i mean everyone,

wise sayin 4rom de-luscious-one, 2 all

CHEERS


,

Jokes Etc / Meaning Of Gestures And Kisses by jessygal(f): 4:06pm On Jan 27, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smileyWhat a kiss means. Share *Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex" *Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" *Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm Hot" *Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" *Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" *Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" What the gesture means, *Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other" *Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine" *Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you" *Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" *Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me" *Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" *Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go" *Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you" --Advice-- * Don't ask for a kiss, take one. *If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --

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Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by jessygal(f): 9:34pm On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smiley smiley cheesy cheesy GUYS DID U KNOW WHAT'S de best thing here , i think its a quote from de scripture, ''de first shall be de last'' and dat was why u guys a really struggling 2 be de last so as 2 come de first in de kingdom of JAH, well, its not gonna happen while am here okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


gotta it? grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes by jessygal(f): 9:24pm On Jan 25, 2008
cheesy cheesy WHAT ABOUT U BOY, DID U CALL IT ''THUG'' MEN I GOTTA NO CLUE OF WHAT IT MEANT BUT ANYWAY, JUST TRY AND SHUT UR TRAP, COS I'LL HAVE U BANNED OKKKKKKKKKKKKK


BE CAREFULL.BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOT A WARNING, BUT AN ADVISE OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK TRY 2 GET DAT FUCKIN SHIT OUTTA UR DUMD SKULL
Music/Radio / Re: New Video Killing Naija De Indispensables Ft Junior Reid by jessygal(f): 9:10pm On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smiley smileyguys stop talkin about ''de fuckin shit, its not a real track men, its just wacky-wacky all through, try and get some of dese classic music men, guess what , its all gona turn-u-on at once, well, for dese guys in naija playin music and so , let dem just get outta of de hole and ''fly high without wings'' , mennnnnnn what a kool time out of de country den when u're back home , u can compare and contrast at de same time, try 2 improve ur tract,


''i'd 2 say dat i'd luv classic music, e.g

''MICHEAL BUBBLE''------FEATURING ''LOST'', TRY TELL SOMEONE ABROAD 2 GET DOSE TRACT COS DEY ARE REALLY GUD 4 YA,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

EVEN ''ALICIA, =---------FEATURING, ''NO ONE'', MEN TRY GET DAT


AND SQUASH ALL DOSE BULLSHIT U'D CALL MUSIC

Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes by jessygal(f): 9:00pm On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smileytry hard boy,
Religion / Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up! by jessygal(f): 8:58pm On Jan 25, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy :Dbesides dat, can we all keep de prophets and JAH out of dis discussion cos i think dey're too holy 2 be discussed in this forum.,hey guys lets be honest with ourselves okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk am just trying 2 include a peacefull discussion here okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk try and undersd abeg, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


not war okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


here's de pic .just download it, okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Religion / Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up! by jessygal(f): 8:55pm On Jan 25, 2008
: smiley smiley smiley)Oby, she don come with pigin englishoooooooooooooooooooooo hop u go try get dis one, well, just wana ask if na pics u dey interested in, i mean are u really interested in peoples pics , well, i think i've gotta one here 4 u, but tell me what de reasopn 4 it is, den i'll reply ya, okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes by jessygal(f): 8:49pm On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smileyam just tryin 2 get it right here boyyyyyyyyyyyy


u know what dis guy called my2cent says he doesn't get my words and am just trying to make him get my words.okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
is dat a horrible thing to do mennnnnnnnnnnn??

well try and tell me about ur most embarrased moment and dats just all i need, and try not 2 interfer

Fashion / Re: I Don't Like To Take Pictures by jessygal(f): 8:04pm On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smiley smileymy2cent,
or what do u call urself, plssssssss don't interefer with my accent, its not like u wana, enjoy it, but don't just step on my toe, cos i'll get de fuckin damn u outta here, i mean ''FIRED'',


AS 4 bLOW its so sad, but i think u can see de importance in takin pics. not only for memories but also 4 stages/phases of ones life-time,


but still u ignored de opportunity, i feel u , so sorry, try not 2 , next time okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk take heart, sweety!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forum Games / Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by jessygal(f): 7:36pm On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smiley smileydo i blame u 4 ur saucyness, well try play in a kool way, cos its wise to be posh, but if u don't get it now men, u gotta get it damn hot baby,
Jokes Etc / Tell Us About Ur Most Embarrased Moment! by jessygal(f): 7:28pm On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smiley Actually, i gotta dis stranger online, who instead of askin me my name, or even introducin himself 2 me first , guess what he did>,


he typed; '' hey huni ''sex plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz''' i was so grossed, but i gotta squach de bullshit , baby,
dis was i what i replied back 2 him; ''' hey boy why de hell have u come 2 me, u fuckin bastard, did u think twice be4 u come 2 me, men i gave him de hot part of it , i flushed him out by typing, ;;;' '' u'd better go 2 hell , cos i've got plenty of important things 2 check, and not a ''crap,,,,creeppy grumpy old thing like u./, Bleep u de hell outta here,

and off he 'd gone,



what a shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes by jessygal(f): 7:20pm On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smiley smiley well i think de yorubas, are really hectic, with deir accent,
infact, its all around, de whole places, even here , well, just check dis outta, '' KILODEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'' MEANING ''WHAT'S DE PROBLEMMMMMMMMMMMM'' BUT DE PROBLEM ACTUALLY, IS dat when ever u watch dem saying it, deir mouth remains open, check it outta!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''ki-lo-deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i wish i could video dem when ever dey say it, mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn


yoruba has a horrid accent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but still
we gotta ''squash de bullsit men'' grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Jokes Etc / Jokes by jessygal(f): 7:11pm On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smiley mennnnnnnnnnnn, Among de 3 ethnic groups in naija, which accent is de best,,,,,,,,?
Jokes Etc / Re: Give Me Ur Suffering by jessygal(f): 7:04pm On Jan 25, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy HEY GUY , DAT WAS REALLY OVA DE MOON, WELL , ''BETTER SQUACH DE BULLSHIT'' cos its not de thought of others,

Forum Games / Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by jessygal(f): 7:01pm On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smileyu guys had better ''SQUASH DE BULLSHIT'',

COS SHE'S NOT JESSY-GAL, BUT ''POSH-LADY'', OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKNOT JUST JESSY, GET DAT FACT IN UR FUCKING SHULL,

HOP AM CLEAR NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Forum Games / Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by jessygal(f): 2:49pm On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smileyi suppose i'd been sore , but i think i gotta be kool, cos anything dat goes around ,guess what ,? comes around, so be warned guys, or get get u banned, ''gotta it grin grin grin




for ur inform, check out who is writtin, below is her pics, but better play it kool or else heaven shall come down, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forum Games / Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by jessygal(f): 11:15am On Jan 25, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smileymen ''i gotta a BULLSIT HERE'', TELL ME WHO DAT FUCKIN BRATZ ARE?
WELL, I DON WANA GIVE A FUCKIN DAMN EAR TO U GUYS , COS IF I DO , BABY, U ALL GOTTA GETTA IT HOT, YEAAAAAAAAAAAA,
SO THEREFORE COULD U PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GIVE ME A BREAK SO AS TO HAVE MY FUNNY BITZ , OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK,
DON'T U DAMN TRY 2 HARRASS ME ON DIS ISSUE EVER AGAIN, +

HOP , I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, DAMN THING,

AND U DAT CALLED URSELF ''REBELLION'', MENN TRY HARD NOT 2 BE COS U GOTTA GET IT HOT HERE , IF U DON'T TAKE A FUCKIN TIME,


NOT ONLY DAT '' DID U CALLED UR NAME ''MIMIKO'' OR WHAT , HEY BETTER BE KOOL , I MEAN TRY AND PLAY IT KOOL HERE GUYS COS U'RE FIRED IF NOT

Forum Games / Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by jessygal(f): 11:33pm On Jan 24, 2008
smiley what does dat mean


abi u don com ur own
u wana start guy,
better be care free,

Forum Games / Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by jessygal(f): 11:03pm On Jan 24, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smiley smileyhey Meniges, or what de hell did u call yaself, well, i don wana know, just get dis right in ur skull, am in charge okkkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy not ya cos u're a creep, okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


 well just don't try 2 warn me cos am gotta make sure u get what u wan, so be very sorry 4 dat
sad sad sad
Forum Games / Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by jessygal(f): 11:03pm On Jan 24, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smiley smileyhey Meniges, or what de hell did u call yaself, well, i don wana know, just get dis right in ur skull, am in charge okkkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy not ya cos u're a creep, okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


well just don't try 2 warn me cos am gotta make sure u get what u wan, so be very sorry 4 dat
sad sad sad

Religion / Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up! by jessygal(f): 4:40pm On Jan 24, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smileyhey OBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY1  its alright
don't mean any harm okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

just an expression i suppose,


well don't panic cos its part of de fun thin
Jokes Etc / Re: "when I Grow Up, I'm Going To Be A: " by jessygal(f): 4:16pm On Jan 24, 2008
hey ''WEB'', what did u call ur name ??;'' spider's web or whatta./, try not 2 interrfer, try 2 getta de fact dat his dad was in trauma cos his child was becommin a '' three-in one okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Religion / Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up! by jessygal(f): 4:12pm On Jan 24, 2008
smiley wink hey galie, did u call urself OBYYYYYYYYYYYY OR WEtin try not to interferr cos, its reallu HOLY, OKAY de word spirit

so derefore , be warned, carefull galie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Religion / Re: Glory To Jesus, Honour To Mary! All The Real Catholics Please Stand Up! by jessygal(f): 4:00pm On Jan 24, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smiley sad hey guys , what about de crazy idea of who are xtians or catholics, mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn guys try not 2 involve , spiritual facts in dis forum cos dey are not meant to be ''just chit-chat, '', try and conclude dis facts and stop it at once, or else, mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn**************************

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