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Romance / Re: Nairaland Babes Should Step Up Their Kissing Skill. by Jezebbel: 11:10am On Jun 20, 2015
48noble:

Is it normal for a kiss to be really wet?
It is if you are making out or passionately French kissing for a period of time. There is always going to be a slight bit of wetness because your mouths are left open. But to minimize the amount you will need to stop and swallow your spit once in a while. You can do this so quickly it need not affect what is going on. Just close your mouth quickly, even if it’s on their lips at the time, and swallow. Then proceed with the kiss.

How do I kiss for a long period of time?

There are different ways you can do it. I wouldn’t keep your tongue in their mouth for the entire time. That can get very tiring. You can vary the way you kiss by using different types of kisses. You can pull your tongue away. You can use different tongue motions. You can also break the kiss once in a while with a small close-mouthed kiss and then start again Frenching. But remember... don’t forget to swallow your spit now and then or it can get fairly wet and messy.

Where do I put my hands when kissing?

There are many places you can put your hands. You can put them around their neck, around their waist, on their back, on their forearms. You can hold hands or even cup their face in your hands.

How come I make a smacking sound when I kiss?

This is caused by you sucking in air as your lips part from the other person’s. Try not to suck in as much air and also swallow periodically so you don’t build up so much saliva.

How do I end a kiss?

To end a kiss simply pull your tongue back into your mouth and then move your lips away from the other person, thus ending the kiss. After the kiss is ended, look warmly in their eyes, smile and give them a warm hug.
What do you say right after a kiss?
You don’t have to say anything, but if you want to you can say something like, "mmmmm, that was nice" or something like that.

What are the advantages and disadvantages of kissing?

Disadvantage of kissing is it can sometimes lead to more than just kissing. What sometimes happens is that once the two of you get used to kissing a lot that after awhile you want more than just that. On the plus side, kissing is a safe way of showing affection & can make you feel good.
How do you kiss on the neck?
Kiss their neck like it is the most exquisite thing you ever touched. There are so many ways to kiss someone’s neck. You can place gentle kisses on different areas of the neck. You can vary this by also running the tip of your tongue gently along their skin. You can place very gentle love bites on the neck. If you put some feeling into it it can be quite enjoyable for both of you.

How do you give someone a hickey?

A hickey is just a bruise that is caused by sucking on the skin. Usually it’s placed on the side of the neck. Just suck on the skin on the neck, about 10 seconds or so, then let go. What you are doing is sucking the blood to the surface of the skin. You will need to try it a few times on your partner to see how hard you need to suck before it shows because some people bruise easier than others. And remember.... there is NO way to make it go away. It has to go away on its own.

What is "Making Out"?

Making out is just a lot of passionate French kissing. Sometimes it can go a bit further to touching. So there is no ONE way to make out. It’s just doing what you feel like doing. Being passionate about one another. You can use your hands over his chest, back, arms or put your arms around his neck, his back or his waist or even run your fingers through his hair. Things like that. As for guys, you can put your hands in her hair, the back of her neck, arms or put your arms around her neck, holding her tight. Also her back and around her waist are other great places to place your hands.


Change..no excuses.

Plagiaristic fool.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061008134009AA4vinM

Always include your source and stop pretending like you are capable of writing intelligent stuff, when we all know that your brain is the size of a peanut.
Nairaland / General / Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by Jezebbel: 8:49am On Jun 20, 2015
funlord:
grin


My friend SHUT THE __FUCK UP! You and all the foolish monikers you claim are also busy forming police all over NL how much have you all earned from catching those people! You and them are all a "bunch of jobless mother_fuckers"! Nonsense!

You are an idiiot for making this statement. Shameless he-goat.
Nairaland / General / Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by Jezebbel: 8:22am On Jun 20, 2015
dharay99:
uve been noticed. anifin else..?
You must be a fool. Who is talking about being noticed. Stuupid thing.
Nairaland / General / Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by Jezebbel: 8:21am On Jun 20, 2015
wristwatch:


Jezebel, wifey of ahab, grin cheesy grin grin good advice o!

^^^At last someone sensible.
Nairaland / General / Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by Jezebbel: 8:20am On Jun 20, 2015
Cutehector:
I dnt wana trade words wit u jezebel.. I gat lots of impotant people to chat wit here

Shut up your mouth you this silly thing. Who is talking about trading words here?
Nairaland / General / Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by Jezebbel: 8:19am On Jun 20, 2015
dharay99:

hw i wish i love opening threads.

Will like 2see yhu catch me for real, mtcheeeeew.!
undecided

Why don't you open one and let's see.....mtcheeeew!
Nairaland / General / Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by Jezebbel: 8:09am On Jun 20, 2015
Cutehector:
Basket mouth don open mouth again ooo...


Fela kuti
Do you think this is a joke. Are you okay?
Nairaland / General / Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by Jezebbel: 8:08am On Jun 20, 2015
dharay99:
early mrneen story....
Plz next thread ejoor. lipsrsealed

Are you one of them? If you are just know that I will definitely catch you.
Nairaland / General / A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by Jezebbel: 7:57am On Jun 20, 2015
I have noticed something that a lot of you are doing these days.
You will go online, look for a nice topic, copy everything, although some of you will try to be smart and change the numeberings( like you put the number three point in number seven and put the number seven in number three) but all the same, you will still copy everything and paste it here for us and claim you are the one that wrote it.

Just imagine you go through he post history of someone and find out the person hasn't posted anything longer than a line sentence, and from no where the person just types more than 300 words. Come on that's not possible now
We all know you are not as smart as that.

This morning a girl by the username prettytasha opened a thread where she copied the whole original post from the internet and at the end, she said 'my two cents'.
Thanks to nneka123 who busted the plagarist and put her to shame.

There was also this girl that was caught plagarising someone's work, her username is Mhizkel. When she was caught, she lied that she was the one that wrote it and that she sent it to her friend who has a blog and that's how it spread round the internet.
What does she take us for?

So listen you all if you try to plagiarise someone's work on this section, I will spot you and disgrace you myself.
When you post stuff from the internet always put the link so we will all know it's not you who wrote it.

Or just try to use your brain and come up with something like tosyne2much, wristwatch and danceville normally do.

If you plagiarize someone's work, I will catch you.
Romance / Re: Distance Relationship... by Jezebbel: 8:59pm On Jun 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
shocked cheesy ok,keep ranting!!i dont gv a fuvvvvk!!!

Silly Dumbass .
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:58pm On Jun 18, 2015
Slimzjoe:
Orisirisi grin
Types of human beings
Answer the question I asked or you take you craziness away from here.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:57pm On Jun 18, 2015
Utchgirl:




Ops !
So u r d person

Ur moniker said it all

More ink 2 ur pen
You are a dumb animal.
Colossal swine.
Romance / Re: Distance Relationship... by Jezebbel: 8:55pm On Jun 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
shocked did i just hit a nerve with my comment or why u come para like dis? cheesy list d effects of distance relatioship,chikena!!!

You are an insolent brat for this comment.

Useless thing.
Romance / Re: Distance Relationship... by Jezebbel: 8:45pm On Jun 18, 2015
prettythicksme:
shey effects dey for distance relationship?op i wanna knw.

What sort of idiiots roam this section? Don't you know there are effects of distance relationship.

Or should I list them for you?, mumu.
Romance / Re: Distance Relationship... by Jezebbel: 8:42pm On Jun 18, 2015
Midehi:
undecided

whats about the effect?

You are a moron_. Just answer the question and stop asking more questions.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:40pm On Jun 18, 2015
ideyhere:

E don happen! End of discussion

Useless Animalistic fool.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:39pm On Jun 18, 2015
pussygotlips:
Mumu op
Imbecilic dolt.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:38pm On Jun 18, 2015
Utchgirl:
Wetin person no go see.

Attention seekers again !

Some people like displaying dia stupidity n foolishness online .


Quote me if u r d person
You are an obdurate fool. Mumufic goat.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:37pm On Jun 18, 2015
mirexxx:
gringringrin
Useless hausa idiiot
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:23pm On Jun 18, 2015
ideyhere:
Abeg my fellow romancelanders, make una free am...we get better things to talk here than a yabaleft patient (mgbeke feeling funky). And you people will see that she will confirm her mental status by still quoting me and spilling trash... grin

Look at this internet hyena yapping foolishly.

You are a fool for making this statement.

Useless entity.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:22pm On Jun 18, 2015
sonikstargirl:


I knew dat u are gonna quote me and say sumtin silly bt anyways I don't ve ur time

And you think I have your time?

You are a big fool with a capital B
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:20pm On Jun 18, 2015
mirexxx:
gringringrin
Answer my question or take your fat, ugly black self out of my thread.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:16pm On Jun 18, 2015
yorubaboiy:
[size=18pt]iru eyan wo ni eleyi .......oloriburuku somebody angry[/size]

Matse huo unkoi gankai
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:15pm On Jun 18, 2015
ammyluv2002:
Mehn! See insults....people sha angry

Answer my question or you get out of my thread.

Moronic ugly girl.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:14pm On Jun 18, 2015
ShayGirl:




Glorified idiots seek attention....pls go get a life and get off ma mentions psychic patient.

See this black ugly reject of a mad woman. You are a miserable fool.

You life is not worth more than a grain of sand.

Stuupid black idiiot.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am New Here. Please What Sort Of Damn Section Is This? by Jezebbel: 8:09pm On Jun 18, 2015
sonikstargirl:
it really obvious dat u opened dis thread just to pick up fight... ur name says it all

Answer the question I asked or you shut up.

Foolish thing.

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