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Romance / Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by jhiskot(m): 10:13am On Dec 24, 2015
misspicy:
sowi sir embarassed
grin
misspicy:
sowi sir embarassed
Celebrities / MO'HITS Record Vs MAVINS, Which One Would You Go For? by jhiskot(m): 9:47am On Dec 24, 2015
The times of PERE, The year of Booty call, arguably Mo'hit record one of the best record label back ind the days.
Consisted of The world famous KoKo Master himself Am Dbanj, Black diamond Wande coal, Dat igbo boy ikechukwu, Kswitch, D'prince, Dr Sid, and the boss himself DON BABA J.. Now fast forward 7years after, we have young talents in the likes of Korede bello, Reekado banks, Di'ja, and the queen of diva's Tiwa Savage, Dr sid, d'prince and Don jazzy!! So wah'd u guyz fink?? MAVINS or MO'Hits what's your pick
Romance / Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by jhiskot(m): 7:11pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
I have been in far worst situation where those guys with very bad English will be chatting me up...

eg

Dolapo : Hi sexy lady,i see you picture on my friend wall in facebook,i love what i see,i now steal your nomba,are you feel me?


me : wtf is all this

OMG!! WTF, u ve a million names u could use, common, y dah name?? U fall my hand
Sports / Re: Africa's First Human And Solar Powered Football Pitch In Lagos by jhiskot(m): 2:00am On Dec 12, 2015
tunwumi:
Good initiative but we can understand it better when you tell us how much the whole package cost.

Shooooo!!!! Wetin u 1 use d cost do?? Ao kan it hlp u beta if u knw. D cost?? Or u 1 return deir money ni?? U wanna knw d cost so peepz lyk u kan Shout #ENDTIME MONEY
Health / Re: Dangers Of Harmattan And How To Cope With It by jhiskot(m): 11:32am On Dec 09, 2015
Teewhy2:
Nice write up and timely. Family men and women should take care and be very observant during this period as your kids might be prone to cold during this period as you might not be always around to monitor them, also try to close your windows that is facing dusty Road and dust your environment regularly.

Merry Christmas, read the below and do the needful

Hi Nairalanders , your votes are needed to overturn the more than 1500 votes that they are using to lead my baby Enyijuoluwa Aviela Adekoya in the #CussonsBabyMoments competition . I believe with your votes the gap is nothing kindly click on this link https://cussonsbabymoments.com/details/578. and vote. Thanks

Ahba... Baba bon boy... Over 1500 votes, naso ur kid no fine reach? Y u kukuma join d competition Well, me wud pity u nd make it over 1499 votes grin
Teewhy2:
Nice write up and timely. Family men and women should take care and be very observant during this period as your kids might be prone to cold during this period as you might not be always around to monitor them, also try to close your windows that is facing dusty Road and dust your environment regularly.

Merry Christmas, read the below and do the needful

Hi Nairalanders , your votes are needed to overturn the more than 1500 votes that they are using to lead my baby Enyijuoluwa Aviela Adekoya in the #CussonsBabyMoments competition . I believe with your votes the gap is nothing kindly click on this link https://cussonsbabymoments.com/details/578. and vote. Thanks

Ahba... Baba bon boy... Over 1500 votes, naso ur kid no fine reach? Y u kukuma join d competition Well, me wud pity u nd make it over 1499 votes

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Jokes Etc / Re: Why I Am More Honest Than The Nigeria President. by jhiskot(m): 11:02am On Jul 18, 2015
banjicom:

Hey bro! U are are not stupid and I am not stupid. But obviously the two of us need prayers.

Lol..... Diz guyz a clown grin
banjicom:

Hey bro! U are are not stupid and I am not stupid. But obviously the two of us need prayers.

Lol..... Diz guyz a clown
Education / Re: Photos: 22 Year Old Economics Students Wins Miss Unilorin by jhiskot(m): 11:22am On May 13, 2015
loomer:
Wetin be the criteria to win miss unilorin?


Exactly..... Cause if na beauty even cynthia morgan fit win Miss UNILORIN
Politics / Re: Alleged Anti-igbo Comment: Catholic Church Group Tackles Oba Akiolu by jhiskot(m): 11:04am On Apr 07, 2015
ElekeNtioba:
Igbos should forgive Oba Akiolu. Desperation and panic got the better of him. He's human after all.

Moreover, why would anyone be worried about threats from yoruba?? Their attempts at intimidation always looks childish. They are only masters in chest-beating and noise-making.

Pls lets not over-blow this incident for the sake of this country.

Now... When you started ur speech.. I tut u were a sum1 hu gats d brain... Buh guess u jst dumb after all.... Its known vhat when dey giv u igbos a piece of land u gonna pass ur boundary nd still look of how 2 get an acre of land 4rm d person hu gave u vhat piece of land... U came 2 us lyk a refugee nd we accepted u... Years later u nw forming lyk say na ur great grand get lasgidi... 1 mumu talk say ITS GOD THAT OWNS THE LAND... Hu 4lw una dispute am Buh dats y we demacated d land so every can knw ao best 2 govern his state... Nd after making lagos centre of excellence.. U kon dey try temme say lag na no mans land... Y u no bash go ur village bck... Mumu ppl... Foolish igbo's!!!! Nd u ve no ryt 2 abuse the royal crown... If u do dat in ur godforsaken land.. Its nt allowed by us... Nd its our land so u mst play by our rules... MOFOS

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities React To Presidential Election Result by jhiskot(m): 12:08am On Apr 03, 2015
Iamsynord:
NIGERIA
I will tell my children that after 16 years and 4
trials and three woeful fails, one school
certificate holder,Three different Political
parties,With only 1 million and 150 cattles,
Gen Buhari from the north won elections to
become Nigeria's President. I
will teach them the lesson of persistence
.
I will tell them of a Goodluck Jonathan from
the creeks with no shoes that allowed for a
credible election process and honourable
concession of power to the people's choice.
and return to Otueke peacefully .The First
Seating president to concede to defeat by the
opponent party in good spirit.
I will cultivate in them the values of healthy
competition, maintenance of peace and
gentility of spirit.

I will tell them of a Professor Attahiru Jega
who put aside personal interests to fulfill his
public assignment, remaining calm in the face
of threatening challenges and Political
Orubebes .I will teach them the importance of
integrity and strength of character in the
dispensation of public service.
I will teach my children, so that one day their
names may honourably go down in the history
of this nation, just as the names of these
honourable men have today
..
GOD BLESS GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN
GOD BLESS PDP
GOD BLESS PDP MEMBERS AND SUPPORTERS
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT BUHARI
GOD BLESS APC
GOD BLESS APC SUPPORTERS AND MEMBERS
GOD BLESS FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
- Synordic,2015
Travel / Re: This Is Iyana-ipaja Bus Stop In 2015 - (pics) by jhiskot(m): 1:31am On Mar 28, 2015
theoctopus:


I wont border with you because you are not a Lagosian. No Lagosian would have said that the Iyana-Ipaja picture above was caused by the Atlantic.You are probably posting from Osun state or somewhere else. I doubt if you have ever been to Lagos so you cant talk about Lagos state or its tax! You are not qualified! cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

Lol... #i laff 4 borno... All diz village igbo boys sef wey go jst cum 4rm village start 2 dey claim boss 4 us ontop our land!!! So u nw d guy hu grew up in lasgidi nd knw all abh lasgidi ryt Mtcheew.. I RESERVE MY COMMENT... Well everybody z entitled 2 hiz/her opinion so u dnt ve 2 emphasise on deir origin 2 b able 2 claim ur points... #ASSHOLE
Politics / Re: Shocking Photos From The Recaptured Town Of Damasak, Borno State by jhiskot(m): 12:54am On Mar 28, 2015
ozoigbondu:
Should i blame this on islam the cult that fuels terrorism by promising them 72 well built virgins and a war manual called koran or the terrorists themselves who allowed themselves to be brainwashed to carry out this neferious act that sickens any reasonable man or the sponsors who have so little regard for human life so long as they get power or the government and millitary who acted too slowly

Whosoever is to blame the bottomline is that the days of bokoharam is are at end

NeverAgain

God Bless Nigeria
God Bless The Milltary
God Bless Goodluck Jonathan

You know sumtyms I do wonder if sum ppl fink b4 dey comment!!!! Can u just tell me d verse it z in quran vhat we are allowed 2 kill fellow human Jst so sick of ignorant fellows lyk u!!! Well 2 enlytin ur sick brain.. D Quran said "he who kills a soul, kills 500 soul in d face of Allah, and he who saves a soul Saves 500 Souls in d face of Allah!!! So JUDGE A RELIGION BY ITS TEACHING AND NT BY D FELLOWERS ACTION!!!! #i rep team BUHARI
Politics / Re: See Inside An Arik Flight Last Night [Photo] by jhiskot(m): 12:14am On Mar 28, 2015
Airforce1:
standing inside plane?

when no be Ekene Dili Chukwu motors

Lol.. #Godwin

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