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Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake I Killed In My Compound (Pictured) by Jhosh(m): 1:08am On Feb 27, 2020
[quote author=GOFRONT post=86976517]Op, Instead of you to call on Simon and his girlfriend the snake expert on NatGeo wild to come help you safely catch and relocate the snake alive, but you chose to smash and quench the life of the poor snake.....

We are no different from the attitude of our political leaders.....We are wicked..[/q undecided

Romance / Re: Guy Leaks Chat Photos Of A Lady Begging Him For Sex by Jhosh(m): 2:16pm On Dec 09, 2017
Shit aint real.. Screengrapped from "salvage replies" on instagram..Old shie
Crime / Re: Angry Nigerian Youths Trend #EndSARS On Twitter (Photos) by Jhosh(m): 10:19pm On Dec 02, 2017
ADEYEMO TIRIMISYU ACCESS BANK. I made 5k transfer to this idiota's account by force on the road. On the d ground "Boy you look like yahoo G,sit down for van" 30k to 5k God will purnish you ba3tard...Fvck sars

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Sports / Re: daily green tips.. by Jhosh(m): 1:52am On Nov 24, 2017
grin
Forum Games / Re: Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now (part 3) by Jhosh(m): 10:19am On Nov 08, 2017
undecided Been indifferent in the thought- Should i go for this 1 pm lecture or just stay indoor.
Education / Re: My First Bed Bug Infestation Experience In OAU by Jhosh(m): 10:00pm On May 07, 2017
drmichael17:
Have always been hearing about bed bugs not until my part one days in Fajuyi hall,OAU where I had my first bed bug infestation experience..

Deep in the night I got woken up by a sharp bite on my forearm,I sprang up like a pole vaulter on my bed in response to the assault on my skin,these blood sucking insects already laid a siege on me just like the way those Greek soldiers laid a siege on troy.Legions of bed bugs forming on a single file marching like soldiers returning from a conquest,at that moment I was just wishing I could melt like ice,I scampered for safety then I looked around my room on the floor were like 4 squatters whose bare backs were laced with these blood sucking creatures, I knew that night was my judgement night for all the sins have committed in this world,I began to wonder if these squatters had a lesioned cutaneous innervation despite these creatures with their maxillae deeply rooted in their backs they refused to wake up.

I couldn't take it,I woke a roommate up,I asked him if he had bed bugs scheming to overthrow him,he was affirmative in his reply,the whole room already became their territories. That night was the last time I ever slept in my room(in the night).

I changed my plans,I began to have abnormal sleep patterns,these sleep patterns caused me to start missing classes in my part one days,I started sleeping in lecture rooms at night.I was not even eating good food and I was not willing to let this parasites take the little nourishment flowing in my blood.

I left my room that night and when I returned in the morning,I did a total check on my bunk only to see eggs of these bugs in an uncountable form located in the crevices of the bunk I occupy,I wanted to take action,I reported the case at the porter's lodge,the Porter on duty was just laughing at me,he Infact trivialized the whole thing,he was like "I thought it was something very serious you brought to me".

I could write a book on this but this hellish experience is unforgettable and still very fresh....every fresher that gets allocated to block 2 room 4 in Fajuyi hall will face legion of bed bugs.

OAU students are stuck between the devil and the deep blue sea,if we protest,the school management will send us home if we don't the feast organized by these bugs goes on.

I just know that I cannot goto hell twice,my heart has become more hardened to things that could easily scare me in the past...am a survivor.

Hah,bro.. I was allocated to d room beside it tho,room 3..
They had no issue with bedbugs this session.. It all boils to down to room 2 nd 3 oo
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Jhosh(m): 2:07pm On May 06, 2017
Finally..!
























Kai ! Wetin you wan do ? U wan like am.. Na God go purnish you

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Family / Re: 63-year-old Nigerian Lady Gives Birth To A Baby Boy(photos) by Jhosh(m): 11:54pm On May 05, 2017
Baby go enjoy life like mad..'
Celebrities / Re: A British Woman Creates A Dress Out Of Pubic Hair by Jhosh(m): 10:47am On Jul 08, 2016
This one na GRAPHIC oo
Damn !
Crime / Re: Father Rapes 15-Year-Old Daugter In Lagos, Victim Flees (photo) by Jhosh(m): 12:32pm On Jul 04, 2016
Chai !
Market for yeebos..grin

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 1:19pm On May 20, 2016
Greenbuoy:
Finally o!
Where art thou? Man Faj ?
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 1:18pm On May 20, 2016
Layooluwa:
yayyyyyyyyyy, opera mini guy!! Congrats
Opere ke ? E fall hand die* I used phone browser tho, uc-web sef no work
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 1:14pm On May 20, 2016
BedSpace Location: Fajuyi Hall, Block II, Room 3, Bed No 5 (Upper Bunk)
Bleep da sh1t# grin
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 6:17pm On May 18, 2016
Layooluwa:

no oh, it was mozilla dat was givin me problem. A stalite advised us nt to use opera mini for registration, i don forget his moniker, nd i was jst remembering so i sed it.

Owk..

Guess the stalite was wrong tho*
Probably
Opera-mini dint workk during dea time.. tongue
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 6:02pm On May 18, 2016
Layooluwa:
Yayyyyyy!!! M done!! At last....... D person wey advise me to use internet xplorer, may God bombard yhu wit blessing. Imagine oh, afta struggling for aw many hrs? Chai. Information is gud. If yhu ar goin thru d xame thing. Use internet xplorer.
PS; avoid operamini as mch as possible

I actually used 'Opera-mini' nd it worked..
Was it on a system u tried registering?
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 7:40am On May 13, 2016
Eng-Lang CORE(COMPULSORY) COURSES: EGL 101 -ENGLISH LANGUAGE 1 (3 UNITS)
EGL103- SPOKEN ENGLISH (2 UNITS)
LIT 101 - INTRODUCTION TO FICTION (3 UNITS)
DRA 101 - INTRODUCTION TO DRAMA AND THEATRE (3 UNITS) RESTRICTED ELECTIVE: YOU ARE TO PICK TWO FROM THE FOLLOWING;
DRA107 - INTRODUCTION TO AFRICAN TRADITIONAL THEATRE (3 UNITS)
PHL 101- INTRODUCTION TO PHILOSOPHY (3 UNITS)
YOR 101 - INTRODUCTION TO YORUBA (3 UNITS)
FRN 101- INTRODUCTION TO FRENCH - 6 UNITS
RECOMMENDED SPECIAL ELECTIVES SEL001 -INTRODUCTION TO LAW -2 UNITS SEA001 - INTRO. TO ADMINISTRATION AND GOVT... SEG 001 -
SEP001
COMPULSORY ELECTIVES:
SER 001 -USE OF ENGLISH
LIB 001- USE OF LIBRARY
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 7:39am On May 13, 2016
Eng-Lang CORE(COMPULSORY) COURSES: EGL 101 -ENGLISH LANGUAGE 1 (3 UNITS)
EGL103- SPOKEN ENGLISH (2 UNITS)
LIT 101 - INTRODUCTION TO FICTION (3 UNITS)
DRA 101 - INTRODUCTION TO DRAMA AND THEATRE (3 UNITS) RESTRICTED ELECTIVE: YOU ARE TO PICK TWO FROM THE FOLLOWING;
DRA107 - INTRODUCTION TO AFRICAN TRADITIONAL THEATRE (3 UNITS)
PHL 101- INTRODUCTION TO PHILOSOPHY (3 UNITS)
YOR 101 - INTRODUCTION TO YORUBA (3 UNITS)
FRN 101- INTRODUCTION TO FRENCH - 6 UNITS
RECOMMENDED SPECIAL ELECTIVES SEL001 -INTRODUCTION TO LAW -2 UNITS SEA001 - INTRO. TO ADMINISTRATION AND GOVT... SEG 001 -
SEP001
COMPULSORY ELECTIVES:
SER 001 -USE OF ENGLISH
LIB 001- USE OF LIBRARY
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 8:34pm On May 11, 2016
Oau go still open bedspace portal again..
I come ife kon check hostel outside sku price but gat a chance to verify d hostel bedspace also..'
But no specific date,just keep checking everyday..'

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 10:48am On Apr 28, 2016
kunlexze:
moz blocks are in alphabet and not numbers..try again gringrin
grin..'Gbam !

Its all joke tho..'
...
Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 10:35am On Apr 28, 2016
grin Please oo I mistakenly clicked "female" on d portal Nd I was given moz..' I rep block 1 room 101 bed no 2 upper bunk..grin

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress, Sola Sobowale Shares Lovely New Pics Of Herself by Jhosh(m): 12:40am On Apr 27, 2016
undecided
dangotesmummy:
yes i must especially when I spot a semi illiterate typing incoherently grin tongue

Owk..' Just do you
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress, Sola Sobowale Shares Lovely New Pics Of Herself by Jhosh(m): 11:37pm On Apr 26, 2016
dangotesmummy:
you're talking about ohun oko somida tongue

Learn to differentiate movie roles from the real personality if YOU really went to school tongue

Must you quote me ?


You get time self..'
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress, Sola Sobowale Shares Lovely New Pics Of Herself by Jhosh(m): 12:54pm On Apr 26, 2016
grin

Iffu see this woman for film..
The story-line go be about
Her husband cheating on her /impregnate a qirl ..
Nd then she qo start trouble with d qirl till something bad happen..

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Politics / Re: Fayose Visits Family Of One Of The Doctors Who Died Recently In A Car Crash.pics by Jhosh(m): 12:33pm On Apr 26, 2016
searchiing4love:
Fayose should remove his sandal at least


Na wa for you..'
You for say make em wear black cloth na to mourn with dem..'

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Education / Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 5:27pm On Apr 22, 2016
Today nodey follow me smile o

Na so I enter cafe oo'
Say I wan do oau payment stuff..#
Gave d man wema bank atm..' Talk say
e nodey go,make I go transfer d money to a gtbank account..'
I tried online transaction..# e no gree..
My brother naso I enter wema bank withdraw o..'
Unable to dispense na wetin ein show twice..'
Carry bike go first bank again..'
That one just dey do like weyrey..' E nogree recognize d atm..#
I kon stand for road..'Dey reason am
Come' y e com b say na my turn dix thing kon dey stressful like this..
Carry bike again go gtbank to withdraw d wema bank account money..#
Withdrw d money nd paid inside my gt account..'
Naso I tear race go cafe back..'

As I enter 10 mins wey I never gree siddow wen d man talk am again self..'
My account no gree do am..'

Abhba na nob gtbank? Em say nob all gtbank card..ahh
Make I transfer enter anoda gtbank account..'
Ahbaa..'I just dey look am

Even people wey meet me dea don comot cafe..'

I kon reason am self say ' come my friend dey beside me nan' (Met me dea)
I suppose fit do online transfer stuff enter em own instead of going to bank withdrawing nd paying into his account .
Kept trying for hours till em see am for phone say I dn transfer..'

Gbam'# Payment confirmed..'

Oya brother ur emall account password..'

Wrong password#

Ehn say wetin?
Wrong password again..'
Shuu..'
Ifuu u dnt knw ur password bruh,u nofit print out..'

Say wetin..'
I go kon pay anoda money ni?
ok try this
Got d password at d end

At d end..' It was done !
As I kon dey relax d stress free hour
Naso one guy enter cafe with em malee nd pop say em wan pay acceptance fee..'

Oya siddow,
After d whole payment stuff..'
Baba ur account email password..'
Naso my guy start to dey give wrong username nd password..'
Lol..
Kon see how em dey sweat..'
Em pop nd malee too kon dey sweat join..'
Be like say na dea first born..' Dem too dey emotional..'
...
D guy operating say em nofit do any print out since na frm email dem go do am if em nosabi password..'

Owk make we try retrieve am..'

Oya ur phone number u used to register on d email..Naso my guy say dey don thief d sim..

I Just dey laff..
Na for dea dem tell ma guy say dem nofit do anything since noway dem fit take recover d password..Since na d number dem go send d recovery password..#nd Oau don send stuff enter em email

Kon see outbursts.#My guy face don red with pop nd maale oo..'
........

I justcomot dea#..

No vex mates
If you cn't comprehend d whole writeup..Na for sun I take type am for phone note
Man never chop since 8am
#

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Romance / Re: How To Ask An Old Friend Out by Jhosh(m): 11:36pm On Apr 20, 2016
Nothing like.

She is way outta ur leaque..'

Na one guy qo sha dey control ah toto..#
grin..

Just do you bruh..'

She might see u as being outta ah league too..'Like more dope than ah#who knows? Make it known to ah
Religion / Re: Lightning Kills Women In Church In Imo (photo) by Jhosh(m): 10:24am On Apr 17, 2016
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Religion / Re: 12 Signs Of Self-righteousness And Pharisee-ism Among Christians Today by Jhosh(m): 10:18am On Apr 17, 2016
The no 3 is applicable to most nairalanders..
50% of nairalanders exhibits different online traits
not even close to their real personality..


3*. We act differently when in front of people than
when we are all alone by ourselves.
Religion / Re: Can Drinking Alcohol Stop A Genuine Born Again; From Making It To Heaven? by Jhosh(m): 10:07am On Apr 17, 2016
Many
Christians simply won't be able to give an answer using the
Bible, part of the reason for this is that the Bible
does not pronounce clearly on the matter of
abstinence or it leading to hell. It is often alleged that a stand against
Christians drinking alcoholic beverage is unscriptural
and is an improper binding of the conscience of
others. While it is a fundamental principle of
Christianity that each individual has a right to act in
agreement with his own conscience before God and
in the light of written revelation, it should always be
remembered that conscience is not an infallible
guide. Our conscience about a given issue is not to act
independently of Scripture but is to be shaped by the
teaching of the Word of God, whether that teaching is
clearly stated or implied. While there is no express
command in Scripture prohibiting the consumption
of alcohol there are other Scriptural principles which
can be applied to the case of the Christian's use of
alcohol...Follow Your conscience !

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Religion / Re: Church Flyers: Is Refusing To Collect It A Sin? by Jhosh(m): 10:00am On Apr 17, 2016
cheesy Them dey force person collect am sometimes..
They nogo just backoff frm following you..

Forcing people to do something against their will is a sin too? grin

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Religion / Re: What's Your View About This ? Yes Or No? by Jhosh(m): 11:59am On Apr 10, 2016
Freksy:


YES, because I valued money more than my life. NO, because the money I had was not for the armed robbers.



TO HELL, because EVERYONE, GOOD or bad, goes there at death. Hell is nothing but grave.



I disagree!



As stated above.
I disagree bruh..
Good people dnt end up in hell..
Everything in this life has opposite side..'. Hell is for d bad ones..'

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