PaulWillbliz:
lol,aiit.drop your digits.

08142694677..Oshey bruh'

PaulWillbliz:
Naso, boss. Na una wey do pd dey run town nah.. I still dey fear you, baba. Well, i get one WhatsApp group if you wan join.
NB.gyals no plenty.

..Who dey look for girls bruh..'Add me make I dey find course-mates(guys) we fit dey roll 2geda..'

dharmmy007:
Drdrei09... Come out of your hiding place ooo! ... We need to talk

Sup bruh.Any group chat man fit join?
Ah Don comot all groupchat when it seems Man nogo gain admission for oau again'

PaulWillbliz:
there father? Anyhow sha; Congrat boss. I fear you ooo.

Lol' since july/august wey man don fnsh pd/utme

Hurlstarling:
Congrat baba me........

Tnks bruh' ..





" Sinach -U'r d same ! (Repeating song)

Admission at last ! Oau dea father ! English-language

Admission at last ! Oau dea father ! English-language

Only a fool will believe this a miracle..#
Na jazz na

Olorun babalola !! Chai..
Oga wa Lalasticlala'show oo..

Am still wondering what doz idiots snapping go use the pics dey snap for..

Am not surprise most of them' "phones Gallery" wll b full with road-accident dead victims#

Awon werey ! Rip to d dead

naijaboiy:
First of all what in the seven hells is "ah"?

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unilagfreshest:
After reading ur signature, u want me to comment..?? mayb after u av changed it..

Bruh, no vex....

Hello Guys
I don't see any social forum as a place to talk bout one's personal issue- but this totally seems to be beyond me..

Early this year(,a lost contact) female friend text-message me..

Hi'ben a while..How u doing? .........
.,,,
We engaged in a short chat through text-messaging.. The girl ended it with "v missed u + love u"

Now my Girl came over 3days ago,she demanded to surf through my phone which I gave her.
Never knew she went through my messages + the lost long time-female friend..#
Now the issue at hand is,since yesterday she has ben giving me serious attitude..

Her main question was why wll d girl say "Love u to me since I claim am nt dating her"? She seems not to b d jealous type
Dnt knw why this'a big deal..
Honestly this girl said it in a way I can fathom with..She is like a sis.. Its like a mother telling her son.." No hard feeling# (tho,choice of words in d message will probably make somehow think we dating)


Kinda seems we hitting it down' its nt working


Any suggestion on how to explain to her?? She is just nt getting it..

Omo this one bad pass 9ja oo..
..
Some plp go now say "Life dey boring". ..
Try korea first oo..

E get one of my fwends wey like to dey edit peoples pic wey em see with "that moment when you blabla bla"

Em own go worse'#

Who get tym to dey look fr c.
Person wey never chop

Seems the girl dey see something chop for op body..
Weda na d d1ck/money dey sweet ah..Nobody knws#
She has ah main man baba..#

49 diseases?..
Ebola,lassa fever,hiv?

Mayb Na G-wagon crushed him..

Wetin person wan write now..



Ok she fine..

My bet on this kid"

He wll win B-red "who claim he is d best in drumming"

Kin temi pelu rihanna?

Nath my bestfriend dey sink# nd i go watch em die..# person wey we grew up 2geda..

Before them start dey sink them sabi me? After saving,nob tnk u dem go say? ..

Na Better person b op' #

Most of them think dea beauty go pave way for them without having to talk/greet plp they meet somewhere...

JSMMUYIWA:

Baba Na dean o;
But some legs still dey wey fit displace dean sef .....Smiles. ....wey VC sef go dey doff cap;

BTW;

I go tell u one story.

Lol..I dey hear#

JSMMUYIWA:

Sure;
But that would be Longestest Leg.....
because;
LEG DEY CARRY LEG TROWAY;
Na Prayer sure pass;Grace I had meant!(4 Jambites)

..funny # like a junior lecturer/ a prof nd a dean ..(Which leg go carry each other?)

JSMMUYIWA:

The whole list hasn't been out,there will be continuous release till close to commencement of registerations even person wey no reach his. pd cutoff 4 his course would be given fallback or any course.
No need to panic,it will be updated just keep checking.
It is only jambites that can have doubt to panic...if too far 4rm cutoff.

.. Well i quess,jambites few names wll still be released along side with remaining predites list..#

An Admin from 'myschool.com' post this.... Don't panic, I received a call this morning that the just released names are the remaining for JAMB merit list or so.... And according to the Admin officer, other list will be out next week (either Monday or Tuesday) it is well!

Which level na oau ?
Av dey released all course aspirants?

IamOlayinka:
yea. One course in the sciences

Cool.. Few marks frm cutoff i quess caused it#

IamOlayinka:
thank God, admission at last bt oau no do me well o

Them gv u another course ni?

JSMMUYIWA:
My guys don see them own o 4 Social science

What bout art?

CallMeMadMan:
Have been admitted o for botany. Thanks to Allah

Congrat man'