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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 9:40am On Aug 24, 2019
MrSix:

No longer interested in beauty


Did beauty break your heart?

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 9:38am On Aug 24, 2019
henryobinna:
well there are lots of assumptions here but I wouldn't want to touch that.


Now I'm glad you mentioned billions of dollars... This invictus guy his case is claimed to be around $11 million or so... thinking he'll get 25 years is almost impossible bro... irrespective of who's handling the case whether FBI or EFCC... shey na judge go decide abi na your supposed deadly FBI...

by the way the EFCC is still worst than they are.. You don't know how many people they've killed and stolen their properties.

by the way who's talking about movies? Do I look like someone who's judgement is shaped by movies?



Lol bro, clearly you lack the knowledge of who the FBI are and how they operate.

EFCC with all their illegality and evil tendencies are still an egg waiting to be fertilized by sperm when compared with the FBI in all its doings.


The FBI alleges his cyber crime involves multi billion dollars losses on victims but right now they can only prove multi million dollars.

The FBI are in no hurry to prosecute him till they milk him of every info and co conspirators he delt with and the laws in America provides the FBI the powers to detain him INDEFINITELY. Even if it will take them 10 years to investigate the case.


INVICTUS OBI IS NEVER GETTING BAIL NEITHER IS HE COMING OUT OF THIS. THE FBI AND THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM ARE PREPARED TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF HIM.


IT'S OBVIOUS YOU OBLIVIOUS OF THE MEDIA COVERAGE HIS CASE HAS IN AMERICA AND INTERNATIONALLY AND THE EXTREME DAMAGE THIS HAS CAUSED US GOOD NIGERIANS LIVING ABROAD.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 9:09am On Aug 24, 2019
tintingz:
Can you tell us the purpose of posting that lady pic?



For you all to take a moment, forget about Buhari, breathe and droll and appreciate God's masterpiece.

She's so pretty I know! Her loveliest of eyes and her prettiest of smiles are to die for.

Am so in love with her. Infact, right now am auctioning off my 2 kidneys in the black market so I can use the money to go ask her family for her hand in marriage.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 8:56am On Aug 24, 2019
MrSix:

What's the picture for?



To make you all forget about Buhari for a moment and droll over her pretty face.

She's so pretty right? I know! She's to die for! She got the prettiest of smiles and the loveliest of eyes.

Infact, am in the process of selling my 2 kidneys right now, so I can use the money to go ask for her hand in marriage.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 8:44am On Aug 24, 2019
Slymonster:


25 what? It's not possible, if he plead guilty. Highest he will get is 48month or if it's too much 60month.Depends on the what the lawyer and him comes out with.


Ok. Just relax and drink zobo then watch and see.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 8:40am On Aug 24, 2019
henryobinna:
grin grin grin

una dey very funny eehn... You're not the one who arrested him to be 100% he's guilty. While I believe he's guilty but for someone who's privy to very little information regarding the case boasting he's not coming out of this shows how the Nigerian system has affected your perception of things even justice. If you read the OP well, you'd see the prosecutor is to prove he's guilty (meaning he's as at stands innocent until) but your statement suggests he's already guilty... that's dumb.


25 years? how many years was joradan belford sentenced? and how much did you think he defrauded swindled off of people?

even in Nigeria nobody can be given life sentence for that



No sweat. His case will educate you to know that the American justice system is fvcked up and allergic to a BLACK man especially a foreigner.

Go research on google and see the sentences they give hackers and cyber fraud suspects involving multi billion dollars losses on victims.


You think the FBI will allow the justice system just give him a pat on the back. As far as the FBI is concerned, if they had their way they will just kill him there in their custody.


You people think the FBI is like EFCC. Americans don't even fvck around with the FBI. The FBI is far more worse than what you all see in the movies.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 8:19am On Aug 24, 2019
Osidazz19:


No way, max he'll get like 5 yrs if he caught a plea. If he goes to trial and lose then he'll be looking at about 7 to 10 years if that self.
This is is a financial crime, they don't give that kind of sentencing like they give to drug dealers.


Ok. You will soon find out that the American justice system plans to make an example of him.

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Business / Re: Dangote's $13b Generator Arrives In Nigeria, Femi Otedola Witnesses The Arrival by jibrilELsudan: 4:14am On Aug 24, 2019
Nigerians and illiteracy plus gullibility = same whatsapp group.

How can that thing alone be $13billion. Indeed, Nigerians are the world's greatest liars.

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Romance / Re: What Must The Lady Have Before Going Into Marriage?? by jibrilELsudan: 3:55am On Aug 24, 2019
A tear hymen or fairly used kukunase with very low mileage and body counts.

Her kukunase must be very tight and warm and moist and always wet and it mustn't smell like rotten titus fish mixed with 7 days period tampon.

She must know how to hang herself on the ceiling to be fvcked tsetsefly style then open her mouth for him to shoot his hot cum in her mouth.

Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 3:36am On Aug 24, 2019
If he likes let him resurrect the late Johnny Cochran to defend him, he is never coming out of this.

If he likes let him snitch on all his friends and partners plus his girlfriends kukunase, he will still get a minimum sentence of 25 years to life.

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Crime / Re: Full List Of Nigerians Indicted For $1.1B Internet Scam In The US by jibrilELsudan: 7:25am On Aug 23, 2019
For God's sakes, when will the world stop calling these people NIGERIANS?


THESE ARE NOT NIGERIANS. THEY ARE BIAFRANS.

THE SOONER THEY ACTUALIZE BIAFRA, A GREAT BLESSING AND TESTIMONY IT WILL BE FOR THE REST OF US NIGERIANS.


I HAVE A DREAM THAT ONE DAY WHEN THE BIAFRANS ARE GONE, NIGERIA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo: Boko Haram Crisis Could Last 15 More Years by jibrilELsudan: 11:09am On Aug 21, 2019
VERY AUTHENTIC AND CREDIBLE REVELATION ESPECIALLY COMING FROM THE MOUTH OF THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES FOR THE BOKO HARAM SPONSORS ASSOCIATION INTERNATIONAL WORLDWIDE.

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Romance / Re: If He Proposes To You In This Condition, Will You Accept? See Reactions (pics) by jibrilELsudan: 11:02am On Aug 21, 2019
CanadaOrBust:


The love is not based on those attributes rather they help prompt the love just as being physically attracted helps prompt men’s love. Example, being rich and powerful and accomplished helped prompt Lara to love Ishiomole but the love is genuine - as authentic as any love


Lol you all must stop being in denial. We all know that Lara is a gold digging h0e and she used love portion on Oshiomole.


Nigerian chicks are gold digging h0es. Make the mistake of telling a Nigerian chick hi and her first response will be "send me money".

Nigerian females will boldly and proudly come on social media and write that they don't respond to dm's except it has to do with MONEY.


Nigerian females will boldly and confidently tell a man they don't want to ever receive any sms from him except it's a bank alert.


A TYPICAL NIGERIAN FEMALE WILL PREFER TO DATE A MARRIED MAN THAN A SINGLE MAN IRRESPECTIVE OF WETHER HE HAS MONEY OR NOT.


MAJORITY OF NIGERIAN FEMALES DON'T EVEN MOAN OR FEEL A MAN's BIG HARD CUCK DURING SEX CAUSE THEIR KUKUNASE IS VERY WIDE NO THANKS TO THEIR H0EING AROUND LIKE MOSQUITOES.

Romance / Re: If He Proposes To You In This Condition, Will You Accept? See Reactions (pics) by jibrilELsudan: 12:37am On Aug 21, 2019
CanadaOrBust:


This is not totally true. Nigerian women are wired to love men with success or status or money or power or such (at least more than the woman has). But just because their love is intertwined with those attributes does not mean it not genuine or true love



SAYING NIGERIAN WOMEN HAVE GENUINE AND TRUE LOVE FOR A MAN IS LIKE SAYING PRESIDENT TRUMP LOVES BLACK PEOPLE AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.



EVEN HERE ABROAD IN AMERICA AND CANADA, THERE'S A NAME THEY CALL WOMEN WHO LOVES A MAN BASED ON THE CONDITIONS YOU STATED.

THAT NAME IS CALLED H0E. FULLNAME IS STANK H0E.

Romance / Re: If He Proposes To You In This Condition, Will You Accept? See Reactions (pics) by jibrilELsudan: 10:30pm On Aug 20, 2019
Here abroad ladies will accept a man like this.

A TYPICAL NIGERIAN WOMAN WILL NEVER ACCEPT A MAN LIKE THIS. ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS MONEY AND BENEFITS ASSOCIATED WITH BEING WITH A MAN LIKE A COMMON STREET PROSTITUTE.

EVEN ON HIS DEATH BED, A NIGERIAN WOMAN WILL STILL EXPECT THAT DYING MAN TO GIVE HER MONEY FOR COMING TO VISIT HIM IN HOSPITAL.

A NIGERIAN WOMAN NEVER MARRIES FOR LOVE. SHE MARRIES FOR MONEY AND IT'S THESAME ENERGY SHE USES FOR HER LOVE OF MONEY THAT SHE WILL USE TO HAWK HER KUKUNASE TO ANY MAN THAT CAN AFFORD IT WHEN HER HUSBAND GOES BROKE.

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Sports / Re: Perumal: How I Fixed Nigeria’s 2010 World Cup Qualification (Pic) by jibrilELsudan: 2:08pm On Aug 20, 2019
Thunder fire you.

Go and fix your wives and girlfriends kukunase.

Entertainment / Re: Nigerian Women Dancing At A Night Club In Yaba, Lagos In 1967 (Throwback Photo) by jibrilELsudan: 9:02pm On Aug 19, 2019
The good old days. What people don't know now is that these women never wore panties under those wrappers so their kukunase was free entry toll gate.

Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim Steps Out In Skimpy Outfit (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 8:27pm On Aug 19, 2019
See her K-leg like that of an ANTELOPE..

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Education / Re: Meet Lilliana Akah, A Talented 13-Year-Old Nigerian Who Has Written 9 Books by jibrilELsudan: 8:20pm On Aug 19, 2019
Only 9 books.

At her age I had written IKEBE SUPER, FUN TIMES AND LOLLY.

LOLLY WAS THE MOST EROTIC THANKS TO DAUDA THE SEXY GUY.

Celebrities / Re: Uche Jombo Slays In Swimwear (Photo) by jibrilELsudan: 7:36pm On Aug 17, 2019
Her kukunase is very deep and wide.

Crime / Re: Obinwanne Okeke Invictus Obi Has Associates That Need Investigating by jibrilELsudan: 7:25pm On Aug 17, 2019
JEHOVAH RABBA WITNESS! What manner of SNITCHING is all these? Why didn't you people say all these testimony before now?

VERILY VERILY I SAY UNTO YOU, NIGERIANS ARE THE FAKEST PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH. WHY DIDN'T YOU PEOPLE SAY ALL THESE WHEN THE GOING WAS GOOD AND YOU WERE ALL EATING HIS MONEY AND DOING HIGH SERVICE FOR HIM?

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim Babangida Celebrates His 78th Birthday Today by jibrilELsudan: 3:10pm On Aug 17, 2019
THE DICTATOR WHO DESTROYED NIGERIA.

HAD IBB NOT OVERTHROWN BUHARI, NIGERIA TODAY WILL BE A BETTER COUNTRY.

IT WAS DURING IBB's REGIME THAT THE NAIRA LOST RECOVERY AGAINST THE DOLLAR AND BRITISH POUNDS.

IT WAS DURING IBB's REGIME THAT CORRUPTION BECAME A NORMAL THING AND WAS CELEBRATED. HE LEGALIZED WIDE SPREAD LOOTING THAT NIGERIANS NICKNAMED HIM ' MARADONA'.

WHO KILL DELE NA BABA IF YOU SAY NGIDA NA YOU SABI.

Celebrities / Re: Isokoboy Reacts To Tekno As Fg's Scapegoat: Shares Tekno Vs Oyinbo Video by jibrilELsudan: 4:47pm On Aug 16, 2019
THIS ISOKOBOY IS JUST A BIG KUKUNASE AND HAS EXHIBITED HOW USELESS IN THINKING MENTALITY PRESENT DAY LAZY NIGERIAN YOUTHS ARE.

DESPITE THAT HE IS BASED ABROAD, HE STILL HAS THAT NIGERIAN VILLAGE THINKING MENTALITY.

I CHALLENGE HIM TO DRIVE ON THE STREETS IN AMERICA, UK OR ANY ABROAD COUNTRY IN THAT VAN WITH THE SAME SETUP WITH STRIPPERS LIKE TEKNO AND SEE IF HE WON'T BE ARRESTED ON THE SPOT.

FIRST QUESTION THE POLICE WILL ASK HIM IS TO SHOW HIS LETTER OF AUTHORISATION AUTHORISING THEM TO CONDUCT THEMSELVES IN SUCH A MANNER IN A PUBLIC SPACE ON A PUBLIC ROAD.

HERE ABROAD YOU CANT EVEN BRING OUT YOUR CAMERA AND SNAP ANYHOW. YOU WILL BE ARRESTED JUST FOR DOING THAT.

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Education / Re: Stop Asking People 'How Was Your Night', It Is Wrong English by jibrilELsudan: 10:01pm On Aug 15, 2019
True. Instead ask a woman how was your kukunase and ask a man how was your anus.

TV/Movies / Re: BBnaija: Massive Billboard Of Gedoni in Calabar, Cross River. Photos by jibrilELsudan: 8:19pm On Aug 15, 2019
This is one of the reasons this present day youths are lazy and useless.

Where in the world does a useless show like big brother have a cult like followership like in nigeria.

If they had this same energy prior and during elections to support a youth candidate maybe their lives would have been better.

Such lazy misguided youths.



Useless misguided youths suffered to go audition, standing in line under the hot sun for hours, many got injured, some later died yet these lazy Nigerian youths are in denial to see that none of them was chosen rather big brother already had chosen candidates.

I challenge all lazy youths that went for the auditions to bring proof that they actually saw some of these present housemates there for audition.


Take a look at the London police girl kaffy. When in God's name did she even come down from UK to audition?

THIS PRESENT DAY YOUTHS ARE A DISGRACE TO THEIR FUTURE GENERATION.

WE THE YOUTHS OF THE 70's , 80's and 90's THAT FOUGHT EVERY MILITARY REGIME COURAGEOUSLY WITHOUT FEAR WITH MANY OF OUR COMRADES DYING DURING PROTESTS, TO SAY WE ARE DISAPPOINTED WITH THESE PRESENT DAY YOUTHS IS BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION.

NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF NIGERIA HAS NIGERIA EVER HAD A GENERATION OF USELESS LIVERLESS SPINELESS LAZY YOUTHS.

IF WE OLD SCHOOL YOUTHS WERE THIS LAZY AND USELESS, OJUKWU WOULD HAVE FOUGHT BIAFRAN WAR ALONE CAUSE NO LAZY YOUTHS WOULD HAVE JOINED HIM.


IF WE OLD SCHOOL YOUTHS WERE THIS SPINELESS AND LIVERLESS LIKE THESE PRESENT DAY USELESS LAZY NIGERIAN YOUTHS, NIGERIA TODAY WILL STILL BE UNDER A MILITARY DICTATORSHIP.

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Politics / Re: FG Changes From 'Aso Rock' To 'NigeriaGov' On Twitter (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 4:34pm On Aug 15, 2019
They should have changed it to @hardCuckKukunase.

Business / Re: Access Bank Introduces Loan For Smartphone Purchase by jibrilELsudan: 10:55am On Aug 15, 2019
Thats good. Soon they will also introduce loan for kukunase purchase.

Crime / Re: Nigerian Prisons Service Changes Name To Nigerian Correctional Service by jibrilELsudan: 8:11pm On Aug 14, 2019
They should have changed it toNigeria kukunase service.

Car Talk / Re: RR Cullinan Vs Bentley Bentayga, Which Of The 2 SUVs Would You Rather Ride In? by jibrilELsudan: 8:00pm On Aug 14, 2019
I will rather ride in a kukunase than these nonsenseses.

Romance / Re: Lady Slaps Boyfriend For Refusing Her Proposal After Dating Her For 6 Years by jibrilELsudan: 11:55pm On Aug 13, 2019
Obviously she is crazy that's why he never proposed

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Politics / Re: Two Policemen ‘Who Leaked Operation’ To Taraba Wadume Kidnap Kingpin Arrested by jibrilELsudan: 1:43pm On Aug 13, 2019
Uteghe:
This is good news. I still believe creation of Biafra will stop kidnapping.



How will it stop kidnapping when Biafra people are the ones who started kidnapping and are the ones doing the kidnapping.

During Jonathan era, was there not very heavy kidnapping everywhere?

Was it Fulani herdsmen that was doing the kidnapping then?

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