Hi Guys, Its been a long while, got married and got me a little madam now. How are ya'll doing. @Kenosky , ur son looks a lot finer than you.
@Opoks, how art thou?
@Kuwena, howz the teaching job in the US going? We should hook up sometime.

A, mazing guys. A, mazing!!!

Pips,
I'm sorry I have been away for a long long while!!!!!!
I must say I have been really away. NLNG GENERATION NEXT, I wish ya'll the very best.

Opoks, how do you do?
Cheers all.

@Alfa
sorry to have to be the one to burst ur bubble---but we do have mosquitoes---the size of a human head. And dragons too(how else do u think we werent discovered by the brits?) People try---but most do not survive---those who do do not come back to tell the tale.

@Pak
send me ur pix. i no trust u. lemme see ur pix first. Until then u are as qualified as kuku and keno ---which is no qualification at all.

@All
The ND ministry is suppose to do -------what exactly?? I am yet to understand the esscence of that move Umaru took.

@Alfa
I'm from the land of the tall ones. We live after the mountains across the 7 seas. My tribe's men are great hunters. Plus we are the learned ones. if u can get to us, u will find diamonds and hidden treasures beyond ur wildest imagination.

@Pak
See why i must marry person wen get mixed blood, as per wen get both white and black genes, their products are always soo cute. And their hair? Oh my God!
The scam? Its everywhere. The other time it was NNPC, but wat did they do about it? The LNG scam is on the front page now but will gradually recede to the back and finally outta the news soon enuf.

@All
Wat ar ya'll doing this coming longest break ever? Any obudu cattle rancher in the house? Pls raise ur hands up.

He is a dumbass

@Alfa&Opoks

I am not ibo.

@Kenosky
Ken, some people are proud of their folks and are willing to share with friends. If you are having a problem with that shut ur mouth and ur eyes too. Some people arent afraid to share pix of events in their lives cos they are mighty proud of them. not everyone is like you.

@pak
kindly disregard kenosky's comment. thats coming from his bush mentality. This is also someone wen no gree say e don come back to 9ja, still dey for UK for his mind. as if he no believe say he go jand one day. Like i'll say again and again, thank God for NLNG.

@All
Its friday. Thank God for that too.
9/11. I was -----now I cant remember. but i think i was on hols with my mom in Dubai. cos i remember being so afraid that the US was gonna kill everyone of us in the middle east. I remember the sights on TV. The dust. That dust. That heavy dust that turned everyone into a single race. Then the stories, and testimonies, plus the panic for family and loved ones. My uncle's office @imf was just less than 10mins from the world trade center.
I can never forget the calls recorded to have been made from the plane----pips telling their families they love them---when they knew too well, they were about to die. I wish I didnt have to remember---but i do. And I still panic. . If the US can get attacked on their own soil. Why cant we? I still panic.

But really it was heavenly, the wedding.

you all can now get to know their story first hand. and copy too---copy cats(kenosky in particular) lol

go to www.berylwedsdaniel.com

click on enter where u see it. have fun.

@Alfa
No not Edo. Sorry.

@Pak
You are simply fantastic. Only the last pis u posted is me chilling.

@Opoks
Yeah u are right kindda. Cos there are some stores like in Abj with similar looks to the ones overseas. But that was Houston, at the Galleria Financial center.

@Kenosky
Dumbass kenosky

@Alfa again
Hmm--- maybe jisi=pak. or jisi=kenosky, or even jisi=Alfa---- I just sent a mail from ur box.

@All
watch ur backs.

@Jill
Bed bugs Chei! Thank God for NLNG!

@Jill
Who art thou? that thou mayeth speak on this matter? Knoweth thou not that thou has no business in this?

I wonder oh. Opoks--abeg leave kuku small---make i relieve u.

@kuku
it was mighty rude of u not to respond to my calls on this thread!! Did they take the light on ur bloody street? Abi u dey launch ur bloody buk? u kip blabing about how well and wonderful u bloody are over there---------i con do "travel and see". U no sha gree me see. Perharps there was nothing to see. My guess? You r still in Kano, with Intercontinental bank as a bloody bulk teller!

Alot of bloodysssss with kuku. Bloody kuku!!!

@All
Kuku shud be santioned for lying to us all on this honorable thread! Not until he shows us hard evidence to prove otherwise shud he be allowed back. It doesnt matter if he started this thread. Men (not women ) are governed by rules and laws. He shud be banished---(e bi like say the dude don banish himself though).

@Alfa
how are u doing? i hope the weather's not as hot now. gimme gist. wetin dey happen?

@kenosky
Monkey dey work, Baboon dey chop!

@All
sorry its @stanessi
Aw far nah? ur gal don break ur heart? why are u (of all pips) quiet?

God dey sha!!

I'm back pips,
Back to work. I'll post some pix soon. At work now, perhaps when i get home. The wedding was splendid. reception at the hilton was wonderful.

@Stanesi
True true ---u de craze. I dey laff, abeg make una all give me some time for anoda post---laff no gree me talk. . Stanesi u dey craze.

She'll hear. all the wishes ofcourse.

Abeg, for our heart sake----and for sake of say we no wan get nitemare every time we fall asleep, Kenobaba, pls dont show us ur buffday pix. Haba!!

@Opkos
Something dey worry you well well! But you no know. Why you dey talk like say you don experience am b4. E bi like say gal don rape you b4---cos, such speech can only come from experience.

@Kuku
Dont worry, you can come outta your hiding now, I wont look for you anymore. I wasnt going to risk flying all the way to Kansas to see ur sorry ass anyway!

@Pak
Na wa oh. Reply my mail nah, where u school sef? i mean ya day-care school? dey no teach u etiquette? Courtesy? babash! Babash! Babash!!

@Kenosky
your faces again? Now doesnt a lad know when to stop? You really are begining to act dumb! Dumd ass!

@All
I'm going to the salon today-----I need to look good and feel good too. My sister's wedding is tomorrow guys. Thanks for all you best wishes. She's hear. cheers all.

Sharraaap Stanesi Sharraap! S.S.S

@Alfa
Thanks, Gee that means i would be benefiting from your shopping gifs. Yeah the Temp shuold reduce by then, Its cooler today though the sun is out, its not blazing. 'ssup? what state are you coming to?

@Stanesi
Dont you wish ur girfriend was hot like me , Dont ya? I'm a girley girl. Pink ribbon and all. Why wud anyone think of me as a tomboy? . huh? just becos i dont wear make up, or becos i play soccer or becos i like my baggy jeans and T-shirt or maybe cos i hate to iron my clothes and that i have a big pix of Arsenal on my wall, or like to hang out with my guyz, doesnt make me a tomboy. Dude!!!!

@Pak
Dont mind Stanesi. He's a bush drunk lad. You, Kuku and I will make the perfect team. Hic@#$#$%##@ hic#@$$$

Opoks na wa for you o! Okay since Kuku no show na, even as e con be say i come yankee con look for am, na wetin u want make i do? person wen I swim across seven seas for, when i cross the Atlantic ocean for, Plus say I even announce am for this honorable thread The guy no even respond. I been think say this kind thing dey reciprocal b4 b4.
But come to think of it, e fit be say he don go jamaica. Did he say America? or was it Jamaica?? Pls someone verify, that place no too far from here . You know say when u enter plane, weda na Togo u dey go, our people go say na America u dey go. . Maybe na me no con hear am well. Pls Opoks I trust say na you go fit do this one. Check your Telescope, where that dude dey?

@Kenosky
Abeg try show ur pix na. For the buffday bash o!

@Pak
Anything sha---I concur

Honestly, I think Pak is after me. He's lost it completely. He's fallen in luff with me.

Shaaaaaaaaaarrap Opoks! sharaap.

Stanessi,
You dey craze no be small. A lad is a small peasant boy. I was just making fun. Men Yankee is ok. though very hot at the moment. like y'day i went out with my bikini and i was sweating. . Joking guys, dont go getting any ideas. Pak? Pak like me b4 nah, na today?

Pak
True confession.

Kenosky
Crucial Guy. you staged your own surprise buffday. you really don kolo. Happy buffday man. I can swear u came online (via facebuk today). you no dey work?

@All
I'll send u all pix as soon as i get ur emails,

KuKu
Where are you in the U.S? I wanna come see you. PLEASE, ABEG, TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE. I BRING GOODWILL FROM OUR VERY OWN NAIRALAND. OPOKS HAS ASKED ME TO GIVE U SOMETHING. WHERE ARE U NAH?

@Pak
Thats if princess ugonna doesnt shoot me in the leg! Kuku no want to tell me where he is, perhaps its not as rosy as he says it is?

Anyway, my elder sister is getting married on saturday so i guess I'll an loads of pix to share. I dey fear small oh! the way i dey take shop,make EFCC no hold me for airport oh.

@kenosky
Dumb ass.

@Pak


@Stanessi
na who dey miss you? make una see this lad o! o' boy na menta case. start to dey craze, ( you know the rest)

@ All
I miss u all.

Hi Guyz

Sorry for my absence, i was truely busy with work and all. I'm on leave now and in the U.S. I'm here in Houston for a wedding and ofcourse to cool off. I need the rest jare. Be back to 9ja in 2weeks.

@Kuku
My broda---i join you in singing the red blue and white song. America is my home. I know no other. . I'm even wearing red, blue and white colors, and hence forth, these will be my colors. my lips will be painted blue, my eyes red and my cheeks white. These are the only colors of make-up i will forthwith put on. (LAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSS).
What state are you in?

@kenosky
Still dumb? send ur phone number to my Yahoo messanger make we yarn. You cant just continue like this. You must be healed.

@ Aniffy
'ssup? I'll call you as soon as i get my line

@All
I broke the jinx. I didnt experience jet lag. At last I did it!!!! "ssup pips? How come I couldnt find our honourable thread on Nairaland job section? even up to the 19th page, haba!! have we been moved again Who moved our cheese? Seun, You are hereby impeached!

@ PAK
You mean you havent seen ma profile b4? Plus sake of say I con send you email sef.
Sorry Daddy,didnt know you were that old . No wonder the name oponle sounded like the 14th century. . But wait first how old them tell you say u be sef?

@izi-n-bizi
Nah not this lady, Lad! you cant rock this lady. I think u gotta wake up from ur slumber, nice-n-izi

@kenosky


@Alfa
I dey greet oh!

@Paks plu Izi-n-bizi (put together)

No shakings!!

@All
My songs for this season? STREET CREDIBILITY by nice&2faz. and TAKE A BOW by rihanna. But Pips--9JA de try. abeg. I take my cap off for them. Proundly 9JA any time any day.  

Alfaprime. The guy with the highest name, abi is it the name of the highest. Aha now you are talking. Gimmie ur contacts then we can talk in carmera.

@All
Have a wonderfull weekend.

@ Alfa
Sorry, Its just that you sound like an old man. (Laffs)

@Pak
Nonsense and babash to you 10x. How you go talk say i want to pollute Opoks(Imagine!!) and corrupt stanesi. These dude are worse than this sef. Abi you no sabi this guyz? Come! Are you a friend or a foe?

@kenosky
Durham!! Durham!! go away, come again some other day lil'nosky wanna be a wannabe.

@Kuku
Can you repeat everything you have been saying since this thread began?

@All
Its Friday. And its party time.

@izi-n-bizi
Are you trying to hit one good head(that wud be mine) against another? opoks and I are not gonna fight on this thread no matter how how you try. As for Opoks and Kuku, i donno what to say other than that their constant fighting may be due to the fact that opoks has an interest in PRINCESS UGONNA.

@ Kuku

GTA= what? Gradually Towards Atheism Dude, that was a joke. You didnt have to tell me your daily schedule?

@Tommyex
I'm funny? Nah! I'm Jisi . How are you? You are the one person I know very little of. So tell me about you. Are you human?

@kenosky
You bloody well are just seeking for attention. heart broken lately?

@All
Peace out.

I said it!! Kenosky is truely dumb.

yeah em and ken, you might wanna change that location of yours from Durham to read Bonny village.
wassup? how you dey? Why you no fit talk sef?

@pak
oh really? you know nengi, cool. yeah she made it. I was surprised to see her in one of Mon Ami's pix. I havent spoken to her since after school. whats good? Why is everybody so bloody dry?

@All
Its usually cold now adays, I'm assuming Y'all have better things to do-especially persons like Opoks and Stannesi-to drive away the cold than send posts on this thread, If you know what i mean . Statistic has it that most babies are concieved in this period. Guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zip up.

Even Kuku!! Maybe its Acada stress? or are you broke, so soon and cant pay bills? Get back on this thread gare!

Opoks
All your silly liverless postings have ended abruptly. Shame on you. You kip teasing Kuku, right left and center! What ,if I may ask have you achieved since you were concieved? Huh? Anything we should rite a book about?

Stannesi, you seem like someone who takes alot of beer. , so no need to talk to you. you are most probably drunk by now.

Alfa, you married? my guess is that you are a grandfather.

Nonsense! Nonsense!! Nonsense and Babash!

K E N O S K Y!!!

It is mighty good to get to read ur post again(though there wasnt much to be read anyway). May i ask if you've gone dumb? Jand can do alot to a bush man .

I got to see mon ami, and heard all the gist there is to hear. You guys had fun plus some serious work--buk work. WELCOME BACK MAN.
I'm dedicating this post of mine to his excellency, the otuigbo 1 of kabukaburukutu kingdom.

Missed u alot dude, hope you like ur nu village cabin there in bonny. oh yes my regards to Nengi. we went to school 2geda. pls have her call me.

@ all
Its HRH all. His is back!

@stannesi
I dey booo. Work is aight.

@all
i guess everyone is busy at the moment.

@kenosky
hi, hows the plant? o! and ofcourse ur cabin?

Aniffy.
wetin det happen?

Yeah Happy Independence Day Kuku, I'm certain you wore the red, white and blue colors yesterday.

Guys, I am pretty sure I sent a post 2days ago, but somehow it didnt get here. or did i fall asleep? or was it a dream? yes it most definately was a dream-----and i too saw princess ugonna telling me to sent a post. She was truely beautifull , she also asked that i say hi to Aniffy, hello to Kenosky, 'ssup to stannesi, aw far to Opoks and how body to Alfa.

Opoks, Princess ugonna says you should stop teasing her post-future spouse. She say she is mighty angry with you!

Its all about the princess now abi?

well guys, i was out all through today, now i'm kindda tayad. Man (woman too) must sha rest. Cheers all, miss ya.

Oh b4 i 4get, KuKu, princess ugonna asked me to tell you to shut the hell up!