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Education / Re: See What An English Teacher Wrote On The Chalkboard by Jitey(m): 1:10pm On Mar 08, 2018
Iseoluwani:
This morning I was supposed to switch classes. On getting to one of the classes, I met the English teacher teaching ,so I signalled to her to round up her class. Just then I got interested in what she was teaching...

I really weep for the generations coming... This is what our education system has been reduced to.

Note this is a government owned school
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Sports / Re: Messi Breaks Goalless Record Against Chelsea To Equalise After Willian’s Opener by Jitey(m): 6:26am On Feb 21, 2018
josephbbs1:
FULL TIME: Chelsea 1-1 Barcelona
And that’s that folks!

Lionel Messi’s goal means its advantage Barcelona heading to Catalunya in three weeks time.

and look what it means now for chelsea



http://sportblitzz.com/2018/02/20/messi-breaks-goaless-record-chelsea-equalise-willians-opener-tense-champions-league-clash
messi's the goat
Sports / Re: Vincent Enyeama And His Wife, Promise Loved Up In New Photos by Jitey(m): 5:14pm On Feb 10, 2018
Newshelm:
Former super eagles goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama, and his lovely wife Promise are making us all go gooey over their recent photos.

Vincent, who shared the pictures online, looked at ease with his glowing wife as they smiled for the camera.

http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/02/beautiful-new-loved-up-photos-of-ex.html

nice one
Family / Re: Youths Catch Man Having Sex With Married Woman In The Bush In Owerri by Jitey(m): 5:10pm On Feb 10, 2018
Family / Re: Mother And Child Die After Falling Into A Well In Adamawa (Disturbing Photo) by Jitey(m): 7:05pm On Feb 04, 2018
metroblogger:
Tragedy struck in a community in Adamawa state on Thursday February 1st when a woman and her child fell into a well and died. The woman had her baby strapped on her back and was fetching water from the well when she unfortunately slipped and fell into it. Efforts by the villagers to rescue them from the well failed as it was their lifeless body that was dragged out. Sad! See graphic photo below

http://www.metronaija.ng/photo-mother-child-die-falling-well-adamawa/

oh God may their RIP
Education / Re: Beautiful Picture Of Covenant University Stadium by Jitey(m): 7:02pm On Feb 04, 2018
Modo9:
Beautiful picture of covenant university stadium . The stadium can seat close to 11000 people.



Lalasticlala
nice one

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Family / Re: Blindfolded Man Identifies His Wife Just By Touching Her Hands (video) by Jitey(m): 8:20pm On Jan 30, 2018
That great
Education / Smile by Jitey(m): 4:10pm On Jan 22, 2018
It increases your face value, there will always be a reason to cry and we don't laugh on the same joke again and why do we cry on the same problem again. It depends on you whether you want to smile or cry tears. I remember following one slide that someone sent me when followed in life, l guarantee you life will be different. Why are we constantly bogging our mind down with anxiety that is just absolutely not allowing us to have peace of mind while you're sitting, someone may be plotting against you, you don't know while you're sitting, someone may be backbiting and sending a wrong email against you. We have control over it, control over on things. When we smile
Agriculture / Re: Plantain Farming by Jitey(m): 9:24pm On Jan 16, 2018
carl2:
Please gents am planning going into plantain farming .I need your advices and contributions including challenges in the farming. I am looking at getting 7 plots of land.
first go and get a land, clear the land and get sucker and plant...
Agriculture / Re: My Plantain Farm In Pictures by Jitey(m): 8:37pm On Jan 16, 2018
sulaimon22:
This is how it all started.

So I started this plantain farm last year after my NYSC. it was a hard decision for me to take to invest in farming with little experience in the field.

I Summouned the courage of starting this business with the little capital I have.

Today I have 3000 plantain stand which will be ready by February or march.

To all the job seekers out dia, pls invest in farming most especially plantain farming and see how ur life will look like in 9month.
where do you buy the land, I like to have something like that.. That is great
Agriculture / Re: Need Advise On Crop To Plant by Jitey(m): 8:04am On Jan 16, 2018
Truesapiosexual:
Dear agripreneurs in the house . I just got 3 plots of land in ikorodu for farming purpose. I need advise on the crops to plant that can be harvested within a short frame .
you can go for plantain, vegetables or cucumber
Agriculture / Re: My Poultry Feed Formulation Experiment On Broilers. by Jitey(m): 7:58am On Jan 16, 2018
00Chymes00:
I've been milling poultry feed for broilers and layers for about a month now and sell at reasonable rates (cheaper than commercial feed). Recently I and my bro decided to do some research in bid to achieve a feed formula that would meet the requirements for both DOCs and table-size birds. in order words, it's a starter, grower and finisher feed. we ordered a carton of DOCs 3 days ago and it arrived the following day. I'll be posting updates on the the experiment and hope we achieve amazing results. Cheers.
that is a great job you have done..
Crime / Re: Man Who Beat His Wife, Impregnated Her Sister & Aborted It, Arrested (Pics) by Jitey(m): 7:52am On Jan 16, 2018
Rachelsblog:
Yesterday a Heartbroken Lady named Rosalyn Cried out of how she has been physically abused and battered by her husband, without Provocation, The Heartless man Impregnated her 16yr old sister after sleeping with her for 2years, And asked her to abort the baby, the wife confronted and rather than been remorseful he descended on her with fresh rounds of beating, Before it got to the point of crying out the Benue based woman gets beating like a routine, Morning after waking up, and before going to bed.

News Breaker Mimi Adetze who shared the news yesterday, after she cried to her, has given update, and according to her, the man has since been arrested, and is currently in custody..
May Justice be served..
see her post below!


News from Ebiwali-- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/01/man-who-beat-his-wife-to-stupor-after.html
Stupid man.. Send him to jail

Business / Re: Nigeria Emerges World’s 4th Largest Cashew Producer, Earned N284billion by Jitey(m): 7:49am On Jan 16, 2018
postbox:
National Cashew Association of Nigeria (NCAN) says Nigeria has emerged fourth largest producer of cashew in the world.

The association said Nigeria produced 220,000 metric tonnes of cashew nuts out of World’s total of 2.1 million tonnes last year, adding that the country exported 120,000 metric tonnes in the year under review.

NCAN President, Tola Fasheru who stated this in Abuja, Thursday when he visited the Minister of State for Industry, Trade and Investment, Ms. Aisha Abubakar also revealed that cashew farmers in the country earned N123 billion ($402 million) from the export of cashew last year and between 2015 and 2017, earned $813.05m (N284.5bn) in foreign exchange from the exportation of cashew.

Fasheru called on the Federal Government to save the industry from collapse through initiatives such as the provision of incentives to farmers to expand their trade and protection of farms against encroachment from foreigners.

He also made other requests to the Federal Government to include the provision of N20 billion loans to the farmers to expand their trade, urgent need to address the persistent gridlock in Apapa, Lagos which affects exports and the provision of 2.6 million jute bags for bagging cashew nuts this year.

The NCAN boss noted that export earnings from cashew nuts have witnessed a steady increase in the last two years, rising from $ 152, 000,000 in 2015, to $259,000,000 in 2016 and $402, 050,000 in 2017.

He revealed that NCAN’s major trading partners are the Vietnam Cashew Association (Vinacas), African Cashew Alliance (ACA), USAID/NEXTT, while it also collaborates with the Cashew Export Promotion Council of India (CEPCI).

Fasheru commended efforts by the Federal Government towards making cashew a major revenue earner, adding that Nigerian cashew nuts are highly sought-after in the international markets.

In her remarks, Ms. Abubakar expressed Federal Government’s commitment towards supporting the cashew farmers.

She commended NCAN for its contributions to growing the cashew industry value chain and growth of the economy through job creation and foreign exchange earnings.

The minister promised that ministry would partner with other agencies in tackling the challenges facing the cashew farmers and exporters.


SOURCE: https://brandspurng.com/nigeria-emerges-worlds-4th-largest-cashew-producer-earned-n284b-3-years/
That good.. God bless Nigeria
Celebrities / Re: Wini Lazarus: I'm A Virgin, I Don’t Need To Dress As Deeper Life To Be Believed by Jitey(m): 2:30pm On Jan 14, 2018
Celebrities / Re: Wini Lazarus: I'm A Virgin, I Don’t Need To Dress As Deeper Life To Be Believed by Jitey(m): 2:28pm On Jan 14, 2018
Romance / Re: Help! I Am So Hooked To Her. by Jitey(m): 2:23pm On Jan 14, 2018
sacluxisback:
There is this babe i have been dating on/ off for close to 3 years now.

We have had countless arguments but we always settle.

I find it hard to break up with her,because her pussy is so sweet!!

Not all vaginas are the same to be honest. Her own is like cocaine.

Very fresh and clean. I dont know if it is lust or love but nowadays nothing she does is wrong in my eyes.

I have made attempts to take it to the next level with her but she said her people dont accept mbaise men.(She is from agulu, anambra)

The only problem i have with her is that she bugs me for money all the time but i have been able to handle it.

She prefers friends with benefits arrangements, of which i pay her a token.

I am considering getting her pregnant to tie her down regardless of consequences.

Please i need mature advice on how to move on from her because even if i marry someone else. I will still be banging her which i don't want to do.

do you think you are the only one she is banging for money.. Please look for another girl
Religion / Re: "Amazon CEO, Jeff Bezos Is World's Richest Man & He Doesn't Tithe"- Daddy Freeze by Jitey(m): 2:09pm On Jan 14, 2018
enilove:
This freezer man is a frozen Christian. All he reads in the bible has no impact on him. Sadly enough , some are here following every foolish words his is uttering.
Is Christianity about riches or about the kingdom of God.

The blind leading the blinds.

The word of God makes us to understand that our salvation is more important than earthly riches. Nice one dere

1 Timothy 6:7-12 KJV
For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out.
[8] And having food and raiment let us be therewith content. [9] But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition.
[10] For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
[11] But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness.
[12] Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses.

We pay tithes not because we want to be rich but to thank God and appreciate Him for the provision, like Abraham.


Pls read the above scriptures and meditate on it.

Health / Terminally Ill Girl, 11, Faces Dying In Agony In Foster Home. by Jitey(m): 9:10am On Jan 14, 2018
Karina and Nigel Driscoll say daughter Melody, 11, will die in agony if she is taken off the morphine and steroids that keeps her pain at bay - but now the pair are at risk of having Melody taken into foster care. Terminally ill Melody Driscoll winces in pain in an image which leaves her loving parents in tears.The 11-year-old, who has cruel Rett Syndrome, can’t walk or talk and faces unbearable agony.No one knows just how long the bubbly girl – befriended by pop superstar Ed Sheeran – has left.And in a shattering blow, she could be taken from her parents and condemned to an agonising death in foster care.Parents Karina and Nigel risk losing her after launching a legal battle over care at London’s King’s College Hospital.The hospital is weaning Melody off morphine and steroids – which control her pain – because they could lead to fatal liver damage.Karina, 35, is suing the hospital in a bid to force medics to give the drugs.The couple fear the shock of withdrawing the medication could spark a cardiac arrest.The mum – also battling for the right to have Melody back home – said: “This is the hardest decision I’ve had to make but I know I am doing right for Melody.“Seeing her in pain is heartbreaking but the thought that the hospital could withdraw the pain relief and we could lose her to a foster family as well is unbearable."I won’t give up the fight for my daughter or for her quality of life.”The couple from Croydon, South London, believe they should be able to make decisions over her end of life care.They say their pleas have been ignored and they have been given no choice but to sue because they cannot watch Melody suffer any longer.But social workers have issued a letter claiming they are unfit to care for Melody and asking them to instruct lawyers to defend their parental rights.Karina continued: “Our brave girl, who we have fought for, for over 11 years, could end up dying in desperate pain, surrounded by strangers instead of her family all because we won’t stop fighting for her quality of life.“I know these drugs might make Melody die sooner but she’s already terminally ill so we are going to lose her – we know that“We want as much time with her as we can, but understand that should be about quality, not quantity. I’d rather have one more year with Melody where she was not in pain, than five years of watching her like this. How can we be called unfit parents for fighting for that?”When the Sunday Mirror visited the family at home, Karina and Nigel, 46, broke down as they showed us a video of Melody in the throes of a pain episode.Heart-shaped medical tape holds tubes to her cheek.The couple astonishingly claim that medics have said their daughter is not in agony, but simply badly behaved.They have now enlisted the help of Charles Da Silva, the lawyer who acted for the parents of baby Charlie Gard , and hope to crowdfund the £50,000 legal bill.Charlie died last July, aged 11 months, after his parents lost a legal wrangle with Great Ormond Street Hospital. Karina went on: “Every night, I come home from hospital and sob myself to sleep because I can’t bear to see her suffer. And the idea of her being taken into foster care has almost broken us.“Her family is all she has, we are her only comfort. If she’s sent to live with strangers, she’ll spend every day in agony until she dies. How could I forgive myself if I let this happen?“Melody can’t speak, so we are her voice. As she screams, she points to her stomach, as if to say: ‘Why aren’t you helping me, Mum?’ It’s absolutely heartbreaking. It’s destroying our family and we’re struggling to go on.”Karina, also mum to Adam, 14, Joshua, five, Logan, three, and nine-week-old Kobi, feared for Melody when she ­struggled to feed as a baby.Around 18 months, the tot lost the ability to sit up and could no longer say the handful of words she’d learned.Six months later, she was diagnosed with Rett Syndrome, the nervous system disorder which claimed the life of soccer Wag Coleen Rooney’s sister Rosie, 14. Karina told how the reality of Melody’s situation hit her.She said: “It was hard to accept that I’d never see Melody grow up, or watch her walk down the aisle. I dreamed of the things we’d do as mum and daughter, and it was ripped from me. I realised we had to concentrate on giving Melody the best life we could, even if it was going to be a short one.”Melody spent large parts of the next five years in hospital and Karina, a pub singer, and Nigel, a panel beater, had to give up work to care for her. doctors prescribed ­morphine and steroids to manage Melody’s stomach pain and trained her parents to administer the drugs.Karina and Nigel say this gave Melody a new lease of life. She’d giggle as mum painted her nails while she watched her favourite music videos.She even struck up a friendship with pop hero Ed Sheeran, 26, who visited her in hospital and then invited her to a private show at London’s O2 Arena.Karina said: “She’s such a mischievous, fun-loving girl. Even though she can’t speak, she has an amazing personality and adores her brothers. We’ve always known we could lose her at any time, but we’ve had many more years than we expected and we’ve learned to appreciate every day.”But the family’s life was turned upside down last October when doctors said they planned to wean her off drugs which controlled her pain.Melody had been in hospital since July after suffering a collapsed lung and suspected sepsis . The couple watched helplessly as she spent hours crying in agony as doctors replaced morphine with paracetamol.Nigel said: “It’s so hard to watch her suffer when we know there is something which could take the pain away in minutes. We’ve been told she already has liver damage because she’s been tube-fed for so long but we feel none of the doctors can see the bigger picture.”Doctors say Melody could die at any moment, as sudden heart failure is common in girls with Rett Syndrome.In a desperate bid to do the best for their girl, the couple asked their local council for a social worker. But that backfired spectacularly last month when social services visited them at Melody’s beside and handed over a letter which told of their intentions to take her into care.The document – seen by the Mirror – says medics have described the couple as “difficult”. It also expresses fears Melody would suffer “significant harm” in their care.Karina said: “I saw the words ‘foster care’ and collapsed. I couldn’t read on. We love our children more than any-thing and we’d never harm a hair on their heads. I asked for a social worker because I thought they’d help us do the best for Melody. Now I realise how naive we were. Parents are powerless.“How do we begin to explain to the other children that Melody might be taken from them? The time we have left is so precious and I want her to spend it at home, making memories with her family – and not in agony.”King’s College Hospital NHS Foundation Trust said: “All decisions taken by our expert clinical team are in our patients’ best interests. We are unable to comment further on this case.”Croydon Borough Council said: “It is always very difficult for all concerned to ensure the right ­decisions are made for children who have complex health and care needs when there are differing medical options. We always seek to work with parents and hear the views of the child and the family.”
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa's Response To Fan Who Begged Her To Buy Jamb Form by Jitey(m): 2:47pm On Jan 11, 2018
iamJ:
if you like send 1m cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

ure still a nobody, no husband, no life, no job, no child, no future

na why dem bounce you from that table, civilized olosho like u
.. Guy small small pls
Family / Re: Man Beats His Sister For Trying To Stop Him From Cheating On His Wife by Jitey(m): 2:15pm On Jan 09, 2018
Wat is right is right
Romance / Re: Dollar Face Peters Spent ₦1m On Drinks To Propose To Girlfriend, They Broke Up by Jitey(m): 2:09pm On Jan 09, 2018
Speechless..
Romance / Re: Bride Points Gun At Groom In Wedding Day Photoshoot by Jitey(m): 2:00pm On Jan 09, 2018
Crossguy:
Since that useless man took over power, everyday we see new funny things
. Sorry bros is not the useless man that cause it..
Politics / Re: Obasanjo: It’s Not Yet Ripe To Say If I’ll Support Buhari For Second Term by Jitey(m): 1:53pm On Jan 09, 2018
I think we are all leader one way or another even trump has not build the wall he said.. To lead is not easy and let think about way the we will help our country and ourselves
Agriculture / Re: I Need A Virgin Land For Planting Or Cocoa Farm by Jitey(m): 2:38pm On Jan 08, 2018
Is the land close to water, cocoa trees take 3-5 years to yield a crop. You can go for plantain or cassava
Agriculture / Re: Cassava Investment Is Very Lucrative: Be A Farmer On Proxy. by Jitey(m): 3:26am On Jan 06, 2018
I have idea about cassava.. Am interested please can you send me proposal to my email :samuel.michael77@yahoo.com

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