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Romance / Re: Why Is It Hard To Find A Prayerful Lady To Marry? by jkpretty(f): 11:09am On Jul 31, 2008
Abuseay:

O my gosh!!, lol Jkpretty, I can pray and i do pray alot my friend.well im still waiting to see one who can pray, and character proven. and by the way,i never said they were bad girls or they werent saved. Just that they can't pray ,

Ohhhhh, please go to the convent brother!

How do u know they can't pray? Do they have to say "Hail Mary mother of God" in front of u b4 u know they can pray?

If u are waiting till u see a girl speaking in tongue @every conversation, then i know what u are looking for. shocked
Romance / Re: Am I Expecting Too Much?/a Sister Needs Ur Advice. by jkpretty(f): 10:44am On Jul 31, 2008
Don't worry urself girl, stop calling him. If he really wants u, he knows where to find u.

U've done nothing wrong, except there's more to the story & i can't pick on him either cos there's no strong allegations against him . . . so for now, skip his number on ur phone when dialing ur friends.
Romance / Re: Why Is It Hard To Find A Prayerful Lady To Marry? by jkpretty(f): 10:34am On Jul 31, 2008
If u know what u want for ur life . . . u gotta pray!

Hmn, i want to know why al these ladies am meeting can't pray?

The problem is u, u are attracted to the wrong ladies.
Romance / Re: If Your Girlfriend Is A Good Actress by jkpretty(f): 10:24am On Jul 31, 2008
If she is a good actress, then you should be a good director.

Well . . . if she's a good actress, his acting had better be extraordinary!

A good actress needs no directing tongue

Many girls and women are very good in playing "girlfriends" and "lovers" to get what they want from men.

Two can play the game wink

1. She can lie to you that she does not have a boyfriend in her ploy to lure you and seduce you into a relationship for her own agenda.

Even if u both know she has a boyfriend, u are still going to fall for her, if she wants u. cool

2. She can be cheating on you and still pretend to be faithful to you.

Many times we are truly saints. embarassed

3. She could be sly while pretending to be shy.

Many men prefer the ones that are naiive so why shldn't she pretend she's virgin Mary

You can handle her very well if you know how to play your cards very well like the game of Bullshit.

If u can handle him well, i mean very well, u'll realize they are mere babies seeking attention.

This kind of use your sex to get what you want romance is actually like the game of Bullshit, because it best describes what she is playing, BS, Cheat, and I Doubt It.

i have to agree cheesy

Going out with her is like a drama script and whatever role she is playing, you must be able to direct it without her knowledge. Simply play along.
It is like directing Two Can Play.

How many times i'm i going to tell u, u can't direct a good actress?

You should be ahead of her wits and skills.

And of what use will that be . . . . to me, only makes the relationship more interesting wink


Do not waste your quality time and resources on her.
Keep your trump cards to yourself.

If u don't, someone else will grin oops! on a second thought . . . u may be after us for our resources kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man by jkpretty(f): 9:05am On Jul 31, 2008
What's in the south African booties,

What's in the heavy ass full of shit. cheesy
Romance / Re: Emotional Cheating? by jkpretty(f): 4:20pm On Jul 30, 2008
@Topic tough one.

I have friends . . .friendsss (male) that we talk on phone together for long hours, we discuss emotional stuffs together. But we don't do that every day.

Now I'm telling u this, for a man to roll out money to call a woman daily for hours, there is more to it. Maybe the two of them are not just yet opportuned to meet or there an hindering factor stopping them, because for a truth, with that kind of closeness, there's already a connection.
Family / Re: Help Their Marriage Is About To Collapse by jkpretty(f): 3:38pm On Jul 30, 2008
God that guy "Op's friend" is a "tart"

He can prolly use his whole family for blood money. sad

She shldn't get back, this is a typical example of "the love of money is evil"
Romance / Re: Stop Sulking About Your Romantic Mistakes In Nigerian Guys And Babes by jkpretty(f): 3:11pm On Jul 30, 2008
@Topic

Get us the craps about men!
Romance / Re: Do U Read Ur Woman's Text Messages? by jkpretty(f): 2:27pm On Jul 30, 2008
Everyone is entitled to his or her privacy, don't go snooping through people's phones. Some time ago i would have bothered over this, but now i don't care, if u go through my phone without my permission u've got to learn to battle with the emotional torment. angry

@Topic
i love your girl already, she can handle her issues herself so quit ur help from her privacy.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Most Coolest Guy On Nairaland,, check him out by jkpretty(f): 11:17am On Jul 30, 2008
@ poster

U have the award, without contesting cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 5 (GUS V) by jkpretty(f): 8:43am On Jul 30, 2008
I lost interest from the last show, I'm not feeling this year's own jare, the only view i saw looked like everyone was begging for attention. angry
Culture / Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by jkpretty(f): 8:34am On Jul 30, 2008
Like a said before, i've heard the word "Jew" or "Ju" before but On a second thought, i think i hear people say "Juvi" was "Juvi" shortened to "Ju"? and then i thought the sland was coined out of the word "Juvenile". All these cults talk sef, get as e be. undecided
Culture / Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by jkpretty(f): 5:30pm On Jul 29, 2008
Actually heard of jew before,

A guy not "up to" . . . a guy that falls "below standards" tongue

U guys came up with the word so don't murder urselves when ladies use it on u. cool
Romance / Re: To The Ladies "will U Accept?" by jkpretty(f): 3:48pm On Jul 28, 2008
I don't see a problem here, except the story not completed.
Romance / Re: When You Are Too Nice by jkpretty(f): 3:20pm On Jul 28, 2008
Its not about Mr. Nice, Its how u go about ur game, Who says the tough ones are not nice

Go brush up, ur games.
Education / Re: The Nigerian Teacher/Tutor And The Cane by jkpretty(f): 12:04pm On Jul 28, 2008
I was canned, & i can't forget in a hurry

Altho i agree that most of it made me a better person, but i won't out rule the fact that

some made me hate the teacher

some made me hate the subject

some even made me hate the cane itself.

Running an educational system devoid of canning, is not the best. Children Need it at their early stages to shape them, altho it shouldn't be over-used. And i believe we realized the motive of canning is to help us, if not u won't love many of our teachers back.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men: What Do U Love About Them? by jkpretty(f): 4:39pm On Jul 25, 2008
My man just has to be a Nigerian kapish! Do i need a reason? cool
Romance / Re: Do We Really Have Wowo (ugly) Guys by jkpretty(f): 4:26pm On Jul 25, 2008
Busta:

Gush . . .have u seen some guy's profile pictures?
like really . . .why would someone post such pics there and feel sexy on top? lipsrsealed undecided

the girls still try abeg!

It beats me, sometimes i wish i never had to open on profiles to check on who?
Romance / Re: Do We Really Have Wowo (ugly) Guys by jkpretty(f): 4:21pm On Jul 25, 2008
"wowority", has come to stay, & both sexes can provide specimens tongue

Its even a lady's own that is easier to cover, with the right make-ups cool
Romance / Re: Do We Really Have Wowo (ugly) Guys by jkpretty(f): 4:17pm On Jul 25, 2008
Duduknight:

Yes money can change a man's looks instantaneously. A few years ago while clubbing with some friends in London, a very UGLY (I agree the guy is ugly) went after a chick. She turned him down to the hearing of everyone within an earshot, saying "can you imagine that minger asking me out". After the club closed and everyone was milling outside, the UGLY guy was parked outside in his porshe with music blaring. The girl that nailed the guy said "and he is kind of cute ohh". Needless to say she was the butt of jokes for a while.

Tell me how money has changed Jayz's look
Family / Re: Husband Beating Wife (belt and blow) by jkpretty(f): 3:53pm On Jul 25, 2008
Oh my God, Oh my God why. How on earth can a man be so callous?

REPORT HIM TO THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!!! LET THEM GET HIS ASS DEPORTED

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Romance / Re: What Do I Do To Get My Man Back Completely? by jkpretty(f): 3:40pm On Jul 25, 2008
Sisikill:

I usually don't take the issues here seriously but this one. . . It's on a whole other level.

First off, this is absolute crap! Honestly what rubbish? You broke up with him, he moved on and now you realize you want him back and expect him to toe the line immediately?

Secondly, he is willing to come back to you after the way you treated him (well, he is obviously demented and in need serious prayers, hopefully his mother is on the case) but he wants to wait until the poor girl finishes her internship and leaves so she doesn't get humiliated and you're still complaining? Who in the freaking world do you think you are?

It is my fervent wish that he comes back to you and treats you in the nastiest way possible while the other girl finds another guy, better guy. . . Someone who is a man in every sense of the word not some remote controlled dummy.

I can't wait for your next thread "My boyfriend treats me like crap because he thinks that's what I am"

Oh I hope it comes very soon!

[I]*Fingers crossed*[/I]

ROFLMAO i can't get over that . . .lol
Family / Re: Most Ridiculous Thing My Dad Did To Me by jkpretty(f): 3:32pm On Jul 25, 2008
None really
Romance / Re: My Life Is Ruled By My Genotype. by jkpretty(f): 11:28am On Jul 25, 2008
Funny i don't think 'AS' are as many as that, how can u date 3 AS in a row shocked. I'm As too & i've never dated one, not like i'm too careful.

looks like u don't even like urself if this had happened to u once, did u have to wait for it to happen again till u counted three?

Its one of the first things i want to know once i'm liking a guy, once they start saying they don't fall ill easily, i begin to sense he is once of us cheesy tongue. But really once i notice he falls sick normally & not look sickly i know he is AA. I've watched & i'm not usually wrong, but that's when i choose not to ask.
TV/Movies / Re: Your Favorite Animated Films by jkpretty(f): 11:03am On Jul 25, 2008
grafikdon:

The Jungle Book. smiley I even forgot that one.

Yes yes yes! thanx cheesy
Romance / Re: What Do I Do To Get My Man Back Completely? by jkpretty(f): 10:58am On Jul 25, 2008
@ Poster

if he really loved u, despite ur breaking up with him, he wouldn't have gone for someone in ur same office. obviously he had an eye for that chic b4 ur split.

if he really loved u, even if the girl he is dating was meant to spite u, he would never have the heart to flunt her in front of u.

If he really loved u, he would never ask u to perch somewhere will working on the other girl's departure.

If he really loved u he would have discarded the other lady, the moment u came back. Its only obvious the other lady has a firm hold on him.

My advice, think well before u dump a guy, make sure he is worth dumping b4 u do. Even if he is worth dumping their are other ways u go about it so that he'll crave for u for the rest of ur life.

Another advice, My darlyn move on. Lest u want to keep taking trash. Even if truly the other lady leaves him when she's thru with her intern, u've already opened the door for him to cheat on u, by condoning the shit u are going thru right now. My 2kobo cool

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