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Celebrities / Re: Kcee Display Wads Of Dollars On His Car Seat, Celebrities React by Jkt001(m): 12:55pm On Aug 18, 2019
Photoshop trash....When u take a critical and careful look at how the pile of money was arranged on the seat...You will get to know something is fishy right there...cox I wonder why the money had to go beyond the seat when there is enough space right behind on the seat...

Maybe mai eyes er deceiving me tho...cox I see how the pile was arranged right at the edge of the seat...make me wonder if it was plastered to the seat...
Culture / Re: Oluwo Of Iwo: How To Retrieve Nigerian Stolen Millions From US Via Local Charm by Jkt001(m): 9:49pm On Jul 31, 2019
Alzirida:
grin
Same people believe that human can vomit money via rituals.
Don't go there mai dear...You'll vomit thousands....

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Celebrities / Re: Ruggedman Reacts As Kemi Olunloyo Accuses Him Of Snitching On Naira Marley by Jkt001(m): 12:13am On May 20, 2019
Enugupikin:

afonja is worthless

Worthy Fellow....Enugupikin.... 20 of ur people were helplessly killed today....One of ur villages was raided by ur fellow primitive beings....

The best place where ur worthiness is needed now is never Nairaland....But ur village...Enugu....
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Promised And Gave Me Nothing - Kemi Olunloyo by Jkt001(m): 7:47am On May 17, 2019
If you still have an Iota of shame...Presige and dignity....Please....I repeat...Please....Stay away from this Woman....She's void of them all....

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Crime / Re: Lady Dies After Childbirth After Evil Men Did This To Her Father's Gate by Jkt001(m): 4:47pm On May 16, 2019
RealGOAT:
we are too wicked that's why we are not developing. So much hatred and jealousy.

"We" ke...how come....You and who...When did "We" had a round-table meeting and agreed on wickedness....Please use the personal pronoun "I" in this context and tell the world how wicked you're Sir....If you're wicked...that's good for u....Buh "I'm" not........Morals: Always speak for urself....

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Crime / Re: Chukwuemeka Emmanuel Akachi Buried, UNN Suicide Student Funeral Photo by Jkt001(m): 4:29pm On May 16, 2019
He Died a "Coward"......Each day I say to myself... (John) "With God on ur side...You're stronger than ur troubles"....And I keep pressing on.......Tough times don't last they say...Tough people do.....I don't entertain cowards......and please...You people should stop typing "Rip"....He can never Rest in peace...that's the faceless truth....By now...Reality must have dawned on him that "Hell" awaits whosoever commits such atrocity...

And If you're here...You've gotten yourself sniper too and u er contemplating when to take a Life that doesn't belong to u...Please do that now....Hell is waiting for whom to swallow without belching....

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Crime / Re: Chukwuemeka Emmanuel Akachi Buried, UNN Suicide Student Funeral Photo by Jkt001(m): 4:15pm On May 16, 2019
denko:
are you encouraging suicide.
NO.....He's getting prepared for his Eternal Silence....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Breaking News:Reps Remove Age Limit On Employment by Jkt001(m): 7:56am On May 16, 2019
What a brilliant move...Bhet...Unfortunately, they pass and implement any bill that suits their hearts riddled self-centredness....."Gandollar and Sanusi's saga" as a Case study....
Politics / Re: FEC Approves Another $1bn Chinese Loan by Jkt001(m): 10:09pm On May 15, 2019
KingLennon:

The suffering doesn't have to be poverty. It may be bad roads that will make you sleep on the road for days grin. It may be standing in a long queue for up to two days just to get fuel? The suffering will come in many ways relax bro grin

Smiles....Issokay....We shall all see the outcome relaxedly.....
Crime / Re: Gateman And Driver Engage In A Bitter Fight Over Seniority In Lagos by Jkt001(m): 9:36pm On May 15, 2019
Bhet.....How is this a news....If I talk now, I may have to face an undeserved ban......Buh sincerely....It's void of sense

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Politics / Re: FEC Approves Another $1bn Chinese Loan by Jkt001(m): 9:28pm On May 15, 2019
KingLennon:
See as they are celebrating grin not knowing every Nigerian will pay that money for the next four years. This last four years of Buhari we will suffer for like 8 years before we recover grin


Hello Bro....Please be cautious of how u use this English words.....In this context...It's not "We will suffer"....You should use the personal pronoun "I"........If other nairalanders agreed with u on that.....I didn't....Please do the needful...Suffering isn't my portion

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Politics / Re: FEC Approves Another $1bn Chinese Loan by Jkt001(m): 9:21pm On May 15, 2019
Very soon....I repeat.... Very soon.....Nigeria will start using her citizens as collateral for loans from China....Our Prestigious "Nepa Bill" number 1 citizen....Please continue basking....Glowing and Flowing in River of Debts......#There was a country...

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Travel / Re: The Night View Of Terminal 3 Of Oshodi Transport Interchange - Photos by Jkt001(m): 1:36pm On May 14, 2019
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Nice to see you have a change of mind... Oya come and buy me lunch!!!

Smiles...Maybe u need to write an epistle to convince me on that too.....Report ur Location anyway...#Bill on me.....But I get the meal...You get the drinks...

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Travel / Re: The Night View Of Terminal 3 Of Oshodi Transport Interchange - Photos by Jkt001(m): 12:00pm On May 14, 2019
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I understand your fears and I share in them as well too but I stopped having this mentality when I visited the TBS BRT Terminal which was run and own by Lagos State Govt, the truth is that if they can maintain TBS despite being 3yrs now and all the facilities are still working which includes light, sound, CCTV etc then they can do same in Oshodi, that they failed in some areas doesn't mean they will fail in all areas, its all about being positive, giving solutions and giving them the opportunity to improve

I concur then....

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Travel / Re: The Night View Of Terminal 3 Of Oshodi Transport Interchange - Photos by Jkt001(m): 1:41am On May 14, 2019
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Are you not guys positive for once? Must we always have this evil mindset towards our country? Imagine you own this building which costs $70m to build, will you pray that all you have ever laboured for that Agbero should take the building?

The holy book says, you are ensnared by the words of your mouth

Be good bro..

Bro...In Nigeria...Constructing a magnificient and mouthwatering structure is something....The act of Maintenance is another thing....Without mincing words and no iota of deceptions, we both know we evidently lack that in our nation Nigeria.....When he said "Agberos" will soon take over the place....Be sincere with urself...Isn't that the truth...No matter how much positivities we confess and proclaim here on Nairaland...Will it ever stop the "Agberos" from taking over....or better still Mishandling from the public.....I've no evil mindset toward this country, but the truth that pierces through the skin is that Nigeria is extremely worst when it comes to Maintenance....Take it or Leave it....

In the next 6years....Let's wait and see the outcome of this so-called Terminal......

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Religion / Re: Pastor Ephraim Ononye Sprays Dollars At A Wedding In Lagos (Photos) by Jkt001(m): 3:17pm On May 12, 2019
VillagePipu:


See this one

You're ranting like a conductor. I'm sure you went to church today, yet no difference between you and those you call unbelievers.

You pay tithes, think within yourself how you're better off than those who don't pay. Go and find out if you're progressing as much as those who don't pay.




Your "Moniker" speaks Volumes......
Religion / Re: Pastor Ephraim Ononye Sprays Dollars At A Wedding In Lagos (Photos) by Jkt001(m): 3:09pm On May 12, 2019
Sirmuel1:
Chai! Our tithes and offerings embarassed


Shut up there....We know your type....You drop a deteriorated and stitched #20 note in the offering bag and come online to rant....#Keyboard_warrior
Crime / Re: Set To Marry By August, Fiancée Battered By Fiance (Disturbing Photos) by Jkt001(m): 2:41pm On May 12, 2019
StarUp:
First and foremost, what did she do? Most times people don't ask that question, they will instead start bashing the guy with words... Even a mad man won't assault you just like that... It's possible what she has been doing to him is worse than this(maybe it was compound-payback)...#justsaying


I sincerely agree with you dear....But the most pertinent fact here is that no matter what a lady could have done...ranging from psychological assault to any other form of invisible assault.....Battering and Physical assault is never and will never be the answer....A Man...I mean a Man who raises his hands to beat up a Woman is never a "Man" But a "WILD-ANIMAL"......You earn Respect from ur Woman...You don't enforce it.......As a matter of fact....There are several ways a Responsible Man can correct his Woman...Not Battering........Any "wild animal" in the form of Human caught in this senseless and abominable act should be sent to Prison where he would be able to impeccably exhibit his Animalistic skills......
Politics / Re: Adeleke: Police's Same 5 Count Charges In Different Courts by Jkt001(m): 4:36pm On May 07, 2019
Bolustical:
If Kemi wasn't fit to hold office because of her forged NYSC certificate THEN Adeleke the dancer isn't fit too.


What is this one saying....So ur man with Nepa bill is fit....??

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Travel / Re: Photos Of Mile 2, Apapa Expressway by Jkt001(m): 4:25pm On May 06, 2019
O boy!!!Ambode is really working o....c as dah place be like Manchester......If u knw u knw...
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Wows In New Pictures After Joining Universal Music by Jkt001(m): 6:48pm On May 03, 2019
teresafaith:
Trying too hard
Mtchewww
Stop hating....Tomorrow,it could be You....
Religion / Re: Pastors Buying Private Jets Won’t Make Heaven – Pastor Giwa by Jkt001(m): 8:22am On May 03, 2019
femi4:
After riding on the colt, the colt was returned. Stop quoting Bible like the Pharisees


You argue like a "SADUCEE"....
Religion / Re: Pastors Buying Private Jets Won’t Make Heaven – Pastor Giwa by Jkt001(m): 8:15am On May 03, 2019
Censorme:
I disagree but agree with the facts that no pastor needs a private jet in a country like Nigeria. It's all frivolities.

Meanwhile

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Why do I need #10k worth of sandals and #3or#5k worth of slippers when I can easily get #700 rubber sandals.....Frivolities everywhere

Please take care of ur own frivolities....
Crime / Re: Zainab Aliyu Has Been Released To Nigerian Mission In Saudi Arabia by Jkt001(m): 9:04am On May 01, 2019
tohyorsih2:


I'm pretty good thank you.

Good morning



Are u married.... If No....I wish to take this acquaintanceship to another level....I'll need ur Facebook ID to start with...If u won't mind tho...
Crime / Re: Zainab Aliyu Has Been Released To Nigerian Mission In Saudi Arabia by Jkt001(m): 7:51am On May 01, 2019
tohyorsih2:

grin grin grin my chest!!!

Chuckles....How're u today Madam Toyosi...
Crime / Re: Prostitution is a crime in Nigeria - ACP Abayomi Shogunle by Jkt001(m): 5:14pm On Apr 30, 2019
Your downtrodden boys void of self-esteem in black attire,always spreading their stinking palms to extort the road users of their hard earned money is called what ACP??

Get rid of the Beam in ur eyes,Only then can ur directive and works can be reckon with....
Crime / Re: Zainab Aliyu Has Been Released To Nigerian Mission In Saudi Arabia by Jkt001(m): 5:06pm On Apr 30, 2019
TANID:
Oh Thank God For Her Life Were Are You Tohyorsih2

You want to plant drugs on her....abi why u dey call her...??
Religion / Re: Pastor Newman Edward Reveals 7 Revelations Shown To Him By God by Jkt001(m): 5:00pm On Apr 30, 2019
farem:

Pocket lawyer listen to yourself!
With what you have submitted above, can you still tell me Nigeria produces 10,000 pastors and 3000 imams every 12 months?

Smiles...You're quite tricky...but I won't subscribe to your diplomatic response...

No one made mention of annual production of Religious leaders...we only talked about the total numbers we have throughout the nation....

And besides...

I have no knowledge of the production rate....

That's not my field of study...
Religion / Re: Pastor Newman Edward Reveals 7 Revelations Shown To Him By God by Jkt001(m): 4:59pm On Apr 29, 2019
farem:


Only God knows where this warped data are generated into your jaundiced skulls.
How can 10k pastors be generated annually in Nigeria.
It's empirical that we don't have anything near 3k churches established in Nigeria annually (both mushroom and registered ones) . So where are your annual 10k working? How many pastors die annually to absorb this your bizarre statistics?
Well, I am not surprised, you experience orgasm on anything that catches the fancy of your deluded mindset

If I mention that of mosques, then you will be totally finished for hia!


Simple English yaff bcum issue now...Well...Tell me your own definition of the word "Pastor"

He isn't talking bout General Overseers....

In a single church...It's very much possible we have over 2000pastors...take RCCG as a practical example...

Now the Imams....almost every local govt area has her own Imam...do u know the numbers of local govts area we've all over Nigeria...

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