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Family / Pastors And Wives, Why? by jmao: 5:37am On May 13, 2020
I have been on a study recently as regard house wives and pastors, it is true for one to respect higher grace, but then not at the detriment of one's marriage.

It's very debilitating as to what I discovered and how it has become an accepted truth, my quagmiry in the entire phenomenon is how pastors have become silent/laconic in the subject.

The scripture makes it crystal-clear and conspicuous for all wives to be submissive to their husband ( Eph 5:24-25). My puzzle now is this: "why do wives exercise more respect on their pastors than the husband God has given them?" and "why are pastors not preaching against it?".

Do know that I respect God's instruments, I have not come to antagonize them but to get enlightened.

Kindly drop your comments in an orderly manner. Don't insult any pastor please.
Crime / Re: I Killed Naval Officer, Girlfriend For Owing Me But Spending Money On Her - Man by jmao: 1:56pm On Jun 17, 2018
what a wicked world..
Lalasticlacla
Crime / Re: I Killed Naval Officer, Girlfriend For Owing Me But Spending Money On Her - Man by jmao: 1:56pm On Jun 17, 2018
what a wicked world..
Lalasticlacla
Crime / Re: Brazilian Prisoner Dug 230ft Long Tunnel Under His Cell's Toilet, Died Escaping by jmao: 9:37am On May 24, 2018
lies every were... were did he throw the sand to?

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NYSC / How Can I Get My Cyber Cafe Accredited For NYSC Registeration? by jmao: 4:07pm On Mar 27, 2018
experience person should please answer me on how to get my cyber cafe accredited for NYSC registeration
Education / 2018 Direct Entry Closing Date by jmao: 12:27pm On Mar 20, 2018
If you are yet to register for the 2018 direct entry, please note that the registration is closing on the 25th march, 2018. the board have made it crystal clear that there will be no extension and urge yet to be registered candidate to please do.
cc: lala
Education / Re: JAMB Results For 2018 UTME - Checking Thread Now Open by jmao: 9:20am On Mar 13, 2018
ekwuemendinso:
pls pals, kindly help.

My Younger sister wrote yesterday and she came out saying they asked them to submit the rough paper given to them for rough calculations. the worrying part is that they were asked to write their names, Reg number and Phone numbers..


pls, is this the norm?

I just checked results on jamb portal; and it said result cancelled for misconduct.

Its really confusing: have Jamb released yesterday's exam results?

or is it an error or what?


pls help

Give it a time and then recheck.. But the respond you got is enemously perplexing but just trust God. For them to have written there name down shows that its malpractise and definitely will still rewrite just like it was done last year.
Religion / Re: RCCG's New Church Auditorium In Abeokuta (Photos) by jmao: 10:43pm On Mar 09, 2018
purem:
This country is finished
People are suffering
Someone just gave birth to a animal-human species
The price of garri is going up
Dapchi girls are still missing
And worst of all buhari is still in power




AND RCCG CAN NOT DO ANYTHING BUT TO SHOW OFF HER ACHIEVEMENT
ADEBOYE IS MADT
if you have sance, you wont talk to an elderly man in that manner..
Education / Re: Who Can Solve This by jmao: 9:29pm On Mar 04, 2018
amakadihot87:
some of the signs cant be typed

i just wish i can see it very clar to scratch it out.
Education / Re: Who Can Solve This by jmao: 9:07pm On Mar 04, 2018
are u so lazy dat u cannot type it out?
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With N80,000? by jmao: 5:25pm On Mar 04, 2018
brightdocare:



what type of computer skills must one learn to go into freelance..?

thanks..

web design is of high demand but time consuming to learn. Another is Graphics design which i know is not as difficult as webiste design but good aswell. Are you good in writing articles, short stories etc? What about translating from english to other languages and varse-vasa? You can still make something out of it.
Politics / Re: I’m Not Bothered About Second Term In Office — El-rufai by jmao: 8:17am On Mar 03, 2018
go to hell
Business / Re: Traders Weep As Fire Guts Timber Market In Enugu by jmao: 7:49am On Mar 03, 2018
EvilChild:
This is the best news I have seen today. I hope it kills thousands of souls, Insha Allah
what kind of human are you.. Why vomit such word?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lost My Job.... by jmao: 6:00pm On Mar 02, 2018
what if it turns out that she is on nairaland and have discover this chat? That is by theway. If your wife is understanding and a prayer type as you said then i expect her to be able to bear the schock and trust in God. Tell her the truth, don't lie. Keeping on looking for another Job to encourage her as i trust God to see you through.

HINT: Discuss it with your pastor and then invite the pastor to your House while you deliver the shock news to her. I'm very sure she will be able to handle it since pastor is there to encourage her.
Romance / Re: "My Fiance Fixed Our Wedding, But Secretly Married Another" - Lady (Photos) by jmao: 2:44pm On Mar 02, 2018
Merryglad:
Some times you wont understand peoples story till it happens to you....i dated a guy for four years though it was a distant relationship, he called me before taking his vows, he was just apologising for no reason. I felt some thing was wrong but i could not place it.....BAM!!! Later in the evening i saw his wedding pix on FB. But life has to continue i did not lay any curse on him because i loved him so much. The only problem is my love life is dead, its been hard to love again.

maybe he his not ment for you... Just trust God for the best and don't allow the devil to deny you of your Love. There are still God fearing men out there and i pray God will bless you with one.

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Politics / Re: 110 Missing Dapchi Girls Names & Details Released As FG Begins Probe by jmao: 10:24am On Feb 28, 2018
mrkings84:
No much problem in as much as 99.9 of the girls are their daughters.....


Government of propaganda, by propaganda and for propaganda!!
i disagree with u sir. Love in ur life should mak u feel for the innocent girls. Its not about religion but human feeling.
Politics / Re: 110 Missing Dapchi Girls Names & Details Released As FG Begins Probe by jmao: 10:20am On Feb 28, 2018
This is what happen in a shit-hole country were the leader are shit-hole and self centered. After releasing close to 500 boko haram suspect, why would such a colosa not happen? All this started immediatly those hudlums are set free.
Religion / Re: Lizzy Johnson Suleman's Shopping Mall, Petrol Station Birthday Gift From Apostle by jmao: 8:20pm On Feb 26, 2018
Goodness4525:
is it ritual money, or the cleagyman owns other major biz than church bz

shut up! You know nothing about the oracle. He have alot of private business you know not. Moreover, he dont depend on tithe and offering.
Crime / Re: Woman Kills Her Husband After Sex In Kaduna For Impregnating Her Friend by jmao: 3:51pm On Feb 26, 2018
Evablizin:
shocked

See how this man wasted his life because of adultery.


She get mind. You didn't intend to kill him but you poured acid on his manhood,the acid was to make his manhood to live on abi?

sad news. But wait ooo, what if it turns out that the man is innocent cause she never confirm from her husband before taking such cruel action.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With N80,000? by jmao: 8:14pm On Feb 25, 2018
Ephiezy4real:
With as low as 10,000 you can become a distributor of our fast moving SPECIAL GARRI in your area

i'm interested. My contact 08166321053

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Crime / Re: Zenith Bank Robbery: IMSU Graduate Arrested by jmao: 6:48pm On Feb 23, 2018
He may be a graduate but how did he graduate? I'm sure his one of those cultist that engage in sorting out all through his stay in the university. Don't blame the government, blame what he chooses to become. Let Justice be carryout. List i forgot.. If you are a cultist reading this, trust me you will soon end up like him.

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With N80,000? by jmao: 10:03pm On Feb 22, 2018
With such amount, you can easily venture into:

1. Food Resturant business
2. Mini importation
3. Freelancing provided you have any computer skilld otherwise go learn one.
4. Computer business center
5. Hair Saloon
6. Adult school
7. Airtime printing business

If you will permit me to choose for you, go for food resturant business.

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Politics / Re: Abdullahi Darma Kills His Daughter With His Car Accidentally In Katsina (Photo) by jmao: 8:16pm On Feb 19, 2018
My condolence. If his hands are clean consining Nigeria, let the Mercy of God speak for him. but if not, then its "an act God" punishing him.
Romance / Re: Man Explains Why "Bad Girls" Get Married Faster While "Good Girls" Don't by jmao: 3:30pm On Feb 19, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

The truth is,
Bad girls know the koko,
Good girls don't.

How will I see a girl who will suck me,
give me doggy,
wear sexy gstrings,
sing along with me to Eminem,
wear bum shorts and watch porn with me,

Then settle for one who will only tie wrapper and allow me touch her only we want to make babies and insist we pray and sing hymns afterwards?

Life is not that hard abeg.

Good girls are not wife material period.
Their place is in the convent.
rubish!
Education / Re: Things You Must Know About Sorting by jmao: 7:05pm On Feb 14, 2018
olihilistic:
Sorting na bad thing..
are you asking a question or just your opinion?
Education / Re: Things You Must Know About Sorting by jmao: 7:05pm On Feb 14, 2018
olihilistic:
Sorting na bad thing..
are you asking a question or just your opinion?
Education / Things You Must Know About Sorting by jmao: 6:51pm On Feb 14, 2018
Hello everyone! Bro. Monday is here to address the controvatial topic of sorting. I will be writing deep and please dont mind my spellings.

The issue of sorting as been a debate In Nigeria. I will like you to know that there are two type of sorting namely;
1. sorting of admission.
2. sorting of acedemic grade.

In this two type of sorting, there is an enemous difference that distinquish it.

SORTING OF ADMISSION
1. Sorting of admission means working your ways out to be admittd. It becomes the option when:
1. you meetup with the requirement (jamb score, ssce, putme) and you have been sideline. Therefore, after seris of batches and no admission, sort the last batch.
2. Your requirement are intact but the school is partial.

Why is sorting of admission not bad?
1. It is now part of our educational system; political leaders practise it, head of institution (VCs, rector, provos, etc) practise it, lecturer practise it, pastors use thesame connection for there kids and others, student also practise it.
2. It was never stated wheather its a crime or not in the student handbook.

When is sorting of admission bad?
1. You did not meet up the requirement but sort to be admitted. School admit candidate who possesses the requirement. if someone one who is not qualify is admitted, it means he/she have make use of the wicked link. How? someone who is qualify must have been substituted. It is done after the process of vetting and in the process of approval.
2. You fake your academic grade.

What must i consider before sorting?
1. You must satisfy the requirement. In that way, you are not commiting any crime.
2. If the school is self-centered and partial. Some school are operating on the system of tribalism, religion and generally the rule of "who know who". If you meet up the requirement and there is an helper, please respond.

Summary
1. Everybody practise it.
2. First possess the requirement. In that way, your hands are clean.

ACEDEMIC GRADE SORTING
Acedemic grade sorting means one going after lecturer to influences or improve his/her grade.

Things you must know about acedemic grade:
1. Its a crime
2. Boldly written in the student handbook as malpractise.
3. Not everybody practise it.
4. The school rules does not support it.

Why is it so bad?
1. It produces uncountable numbers of quake gratuate.
2. You can endup been withdrown.
3. Its gives you a bad identity.

What if am lately admitted?
1. The school are awear and will take all measures to ensure student catchup.
2. If all to no avail. You still have more semester ahead.
3. Strategies to make the best.
4. Pray to God.

What is good about it?
NOTHING

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BETWEEN THE TWO
1. Admission sorting is practise by almost everybody why grade sorting is not.
2. Admission sorting has no consequences why grade sorting does.
3. Admission sorting was never stated in the student handbook wheather it is a crime. Grade sorting does.
4. Admission sorting is before you become a student thus gurantee your safety why grade sorting land you in pain.

GENERAL DISADVANTAGE OF SORTING
1. It incongate the spirit of corruption in the life of some one

MOD, please put it in the front page.
Education / Re: LAUTECH Lecturer Tells Students To Raise Up Their Hands As Punishment by jmao: 3:03pm On Feb 14, 2018
When a military man wants to punish you wil you consider your status? They are the campus soldier and that is why they have that power.
Education / Re: ຸ by jmao: 1:58pm On Feb 13, 2018
Kingsoul1:
the result is fake.. It looks like some other person ND results but it was edited hid name was replaced and course as well

advise him not to proceed with it otherwise he won'nt enjoy the outcome. Institution are not as foolish as the way he thinks. They use special software to identify fake credential this days. provided they decided to confirm his information from the school he claim to obtain his ND and not found, they will not let him go unpunish he will spend years in prison.
Education / Re: ຸ by jmao: 1:22am On Feb 13, 2018
How did he come about the OND result?
Jobs/Vacancies / Get A Copy Of This CV by jmao: 8:08pm On Feb 08, 2018
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Do you possessed an SSCE certificate without experience and you feel so inferior to be in the labour market? There is a secrat behind professional CV to help you out.

What about you've lost your Job and dont know where to start from? Professional CV can arrest the attention of reputed organisation to employ you.

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Education / Re: What Is The Technology Behind Recharge Card Pins? by jmao: 7:41pm On Feb 07, 2018
miraclejoy:
If you have mathematical background, it is base on Abstract Algebra, its very interesting once you define your keys its very difficult for someone else to generate those pins.

okey sir.

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