So I should clap for them

Pishure or Adonbilivit

Imagine! !!! 14 years and 35 years...
They will still blame GEJ

Its none of my business

dechandel:

My own list
Abuja
Porthacourt
Asaba
Calabar
Uyo
Enugu
Akure

Asaba shouldn't be dere at alllll

1. The Gambia has only one university.
2. Equatorial Guinea is Africa’s only spanish-
speaking country.
3. South Africa is the most visited African
country.
4. Nigeria has the richest Black people in Africa.
5. Samuel Eto’o is the highest paid Footballer of
alltime, he received about £350,000 weekly in
Russiain 2011.
6. A person from Botswana is called a
Motswana,the plural is Batswana.
7. A person from Lesotho iscalled a Mosotho.
8. A person from Niger is called a Nigerien. A person from Burkin aFaso is called a
Burkinabe.
9. Nigeria has won more football cups than
England.
10. Zimbabwe’s President,Robert Gabriel
Mugabeis the world’s most educated President
with 7 degrees, two
of them are Masters.
11. Al-Ahly of Egypt is the richest club in Africa.
12. Didier Drogba is Chelsea’s highest goalscorer
in European competition.
13. Johannesburg, South Africa is the most
visited city in Africa.
14. Zinedine Zidane wanted to play for Àlgeria,
but the selector rejected him,saying they are
already many players like him in the team.
15. President Jacob Zuma was once a referee in
prison.
16. President Robert Mugabewas jailed for
11 years for fighting for freedom.
17. President Robert Mugabe is Africa’s oldest
Head of State and the world’s second oldest
Head of State. He was born in 1924.
.18. The Seychellois are the most educated
Africans. Seychelles’ literacy rates (Adult:92%,
Youth: 99%) Zimbabwe is 2nd (Adult:
91.2%,Youth: 99%).
19. Rwanda is a better country for gender
equality than England and USA.
20 .Somalia got its first ATM on October 7,
2014.
21. South Africa has the most Grammy award
winners in Africa.
22. Ethiopia has the most airports in Africa.
23. Ethiopia’s economy is growing faster than
China’s.
24. Eritrea’s President,Isaias Afwerki is the least
richest President in Africa.
25. Ethiopia is Africa’s oldest independent
country,it has existed for over3,000 years
without being colonised.
26. Haile Selassie 1 was the225th and last
Emperor of Ethiopia.
27. Nigeria has the most monarchs in the world.
28. Angola has more Portuguese speakers than
Portugal.
29. President Jose Eduardo Dos Santos has ruled
Angola since 1979.
30. President Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo
is Africa’s longest serving Head of State. He
has ruled Equatorial Guinea since August 3,
1979 when he overthrew his uncle,Francisco
Nguema. His son, Teodoro Nguema Obiang
Mangue is his Vice President and will succeed
him if he resigns

Oahray:
On point except...
how can you have a quarrel (not just misunderstanding o, quarrel!) with someone and then settle down to eat her food? Quarrels are angry and heated disagreements.

No vex, I'd rather settle the matter first before eating. Hunger doesn't control me.

But he brought the money for the food and moreover why will you quarrel with your wife and allow it to last for hours

There are some silly things some men do that are rather too childish considering their position as the head of the family

•Not eating their meal because they had a quarrel with their wives.

•Not talking to their children because they did something bad that requires correction

•Transferring their anger from an outsider to the members of their family

•Beating their wives because they had a little quarrel

•Acting as if everything is cool when there is a visitor in the house

•Acting all nice with people outside but when he comes home he acts like a tiger...and when you tell people outside what he does they find it difficult to believe it

Yay or Nah
Please add yours...thanks

The ones always fighting for soup money

Na this kind thing dem dey like...i never see any complain

snoring

RIP

Nice

Have u tried transfering it from ur tab to ur Nokia phone via flashshare?

Oranges...especially when its time to visit d fibers

Yuck! adonbiliv dis...looking like a patched pot

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Cucumbers are the
fourth most cultivated vegetable in
the world and known to be one of the
best foods for your body's overall
health, often referred to as a
superfood. Cucumbers are often
sprayed with pesticides so it is
important to buy organic or even
better, grow them yourself.
Here are 10 Benefits of cucumbers:

1.Quick pick me-up - Cucumbers are
a good source of B vitamins. Put
down your sodas and coffee and eat
a cucumber slice.

2. Rehydrates body and replenishes
daily vitamins - Cucumbers are 95
percent water, keeping the body
hydrated while helping the body
eliminate toxins. Cucumbers have
most of the vitamins the body needs
in a single day. Don't forget to leave
the skin on because the skin
contains a good amount of vitamin C,
about 10 percent of the daily-
recommended allowance.

3. Skin and hair care - If you don't
like to eat the skin, it can be used for
skin irritations and sunburns as aloe
would be used. Place a slice over
puffy eyes and its anti-inflammatory
properties help reduce puffiness. The
silicon and sulfur in cucumbers help
to stimulate hair growth.

4. Fight cancers - Cucumber are
known to contain lariciresinol,
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These three lignans have a strong
history of research in connection with
reduced risk of several cancer types,
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cancer.

5. Home care - Eliminates a foggy
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cucumber slice along a mirror and it
will eliminate the mirror fogging up.
Instead of WD40, take a cucumber
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and your door will stop squeaking.

6. Relieves bad breath - Take a slice
of cucumber and press it to the roof
of your mouth with your tongue for 30
seconds, the phytochemcials will kill
the bacteria in your mouth
responsible for causing bad breath.

7. Hangover cure - To avoid a
morning hangover or headache; eat a
few cucumber slices before going to
bed. Cucumbers contain enough
sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to
replenish many essential nutrients,
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8. Aids in weight loss and digestion -
Due to its low calorie and high water
content, cucumber is an ideal diet for
people who are looking for weight
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cucumbers can be regarded as a
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9. Cures diabetes, reduces cholesterol
and controls blood pressure -
Cucumber juice contains a hormone
which is needed by the cells of the
pancreas for producing insulin which
has been found to be beneficial to
diabetic patients. Researchers found
that a compound called sterols in
cucumbers may help reduce
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a lot of potassium, magnesium and
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makes cucumbers good for treating
both low blood pressure and high
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10. Promotes joint health, relieves
gout and arthritis pain -Cucumber is
an excellent source of silica, which is
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Magnesium, and Potassium. When
mixed with carrot juice, they can
relieve gout and arthritis pain by
lowering the uric acid levels
Sources for this article :
http://www.gardeningchannel.com/
the-health-benefits-of-cucumbers/
http://www.healthonlinezine.info/15-
health-benefits-of-cucumber.html
http://www.eatingwell.com
http://
www.naturalnews.com/035719_cucumbers_anti-
aging_vegetables.html

charix:
Proofread and review the OP. The article runs in circles. "Somehow death must've forgotten me" appears almost four times, I almost lost interest halfway.

Thanx

....

The world’s oldest man according to
the Guinness world book of records ,
179 year old Mahashta Murasi has
come out lamenting that he has lost
all hopes of dying.
Murasi born in the city of Bangalore
on January 6th 1835, is recorded to
have lived in Varanasi since 1903
and worked as a cobbler in the city
until 1957, when he retired at the
already venerable age of 122.
The world’s oldest man now says that
he has been alive so long and there
is hardly any hope left for him to
die.
“My grandchildren have died there a
few years, “said Mûrasi.” In a way,
death has forgotten me. And now I
have lost all hope to die!” he said
according to an Indian website
(india.com ).
Murasi now claims that death may
not come for him since according to
human statistics, no one dies after
the age of 150 years, let alone 170.
“Look at the statistics, nobody dies
past 150, even less at 170. At that
point, I guess I’m immortal or
something.”
World Monitor.

eminentme:
clueless....*holding a long cane* op come here! are you black?

I'm red

jnrbayano:
Op have come again with list. Jnrbayerno I will soon put you were I put other list givers like Lalasticlala, vivaciousvivi etc



Topic,

I never used any for the girl I met in Keke Napep the other time yet I bared my mind to her.

Now, there is telepathy in our understanding.

I never obey random lists.

ol...forgive me sir. Tho its not applicable to everyone, it depends on d person...I want to know where you put them

When you like someone, and you
think they might like you too, but
you’re not sure, it’s not always best to
put your hand over your heart and
tell them how you feel.
In fact, it never is.
But there are ways to drop hints and
open the door for them, so that if they
are interested, they’re more likely to
start showing it. Here are 50.
1. Touch your face and hair when
you’re talking to them.
2. Touch them, casually, on the arm
or knee when you’re talking to them.
3. Laugh at their jokes .
4. Touch their arm or knee when you
laugh at their jokes.
5. Notice when their glass is empty,
and always offer to fill it up or get
them another.
6. Make eye contact from across the
room at parties; smile.
7. If you get an inside joke going
between just the two of you, bring
it up as much as possible. Never let
it die.
8. Say their name when you’re
talking to them. (It’s true! People
thrill at the sound of their own name
— especially when uttered by
someone they’re interested in.)
9. Find a common enemy: another
party guest, an annoying guy at the
bar, a broken jukebox, the lack of
pizza joints in this part of town. It’s
you two against the world.
10. If they mention an ex, or a date
gone bad, tell them that they’re too
good for that person, anyway.
11. Give them a ridiculously huge
tip. (This only works if they’re your
waiter , bartender or barista.
Obviously.)
12. Email them because you just saw
something and it “made me think of
you.”
13. Treat them to something
sometime.
14. Make up a nickname for them. Be
the only one who calls them that.
15. Invent any excuse for them to
come over — a new movie, a sports
game, a dinner party, a home
repair project you really need help
with.
16. Be genuinely delighted every time
you see them — make no effort to
hide it.
17. Loan them a book that you “just
thought they would like.”
18. Offer to hold their purse/bag/
coat/cup.
19. MIX TAPE! (No one makes a mix
tape/cd for you unless they like
you.)
20. Make sure to get pictures of the
two of you when you’re out together.
21. Handwrite a note on your
business card when you give it to
them. i.e. “Really good to meet
you.”
22. Remember what their drink is
without having to ask. Order it for
them.
23. Show up to their art opening/
soccer game/open mic night/thing.
24. Don’t leave without saying
goodbye.
25. That shirt/perfume/ring/pair of
shoes they once mentioned they
liked? Wear it. A lot.
26. Remember what you talked about
the last time you saw each other, and
ask them how things turned out the
next time you see each other.
27. If they take your hand, squeeze
it or run your thumb over their
knuckles.
28. Text them. Not just to make plans,
but just because.
29. Dress up a little when you know
you’re going to see them.
30. Bring up something little that you
remember they once said to you.
31. Offer to drive them to the
airport.
32. Just talk to them. About anything.
Whenever you get the chance.
33. Check out that TV show/movie/
band/restaurant they mentioned.
Tell them what you thought of it.
34. Compliment them on something
you think other people might notice
about them.
35. Pass them a note during class/a
meeting/at a crowded bar.
36. Find whatever excuse you possibly
can for the two of you to end up at a
karaoke bar. Insist on singing a duet.
37. Always “randomly” have an
extra ticket . (To “this movie,” “this
art thing,” “my friend’s band that’s
playing,” “this lecture that seemed
cool.”)
38. Ask their opinion on things.
(“What color should I paint my
bathroom?” “What TV show should I
watch next on Netflix?”)
39. “Like” their stuff on Facebook.
(Not too much — just enough to let
them know you’re reading.)
40. Text back right away.
41. Make friends with their friends.
42. Tell them, as off-handedly as you
can, that they smell good today.
43. Send them a postcard when
you’re away.
44. Give them your number, so you
can take the conversation off email/
facebook/twitter.
45. Assume they want coffee and
bring them one. Learn how they
take it first.
46. Post baby animal videos on their
Facebook wall.
Related: Is Your Facebook Page
Ready for Love?
47. Remember their birthday.
48. Find a reasonable excuse
(birthday, promotion at work) and
send them flowers.
49. Send them YouTube links to that
band they mentioned they liked, or
send them links to new bands that
you think they’d like.
50. Kiss them on the cheek and hug
them goodbye, instead of just saying
it.

Wow...its really good to be good

Heeboy94:

Lol... Azzin ehn. Me too

I tire o

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