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Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Jode(m): 3:59pm On Mar 24, 2018
Guys I scored 328 in my Jamb and Uniben is my first choice but I'm becoming very scared now having heard that someone with a score of 330+ wasn't admitted last year into MEDSURG. I want to change my institution to another school. I need suggestions.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Vladimir Putin Elected Fourth Term As Russia Leader by Jode(m): 10:20pm On Mar 18, 2018
Africans especially Nigerians are hypocrites, because he is white now everyone is claiming good leader upandan and see nothing wrong in it, if this had happened in Africa we all would have been shouting even if the leader is good.....
Bunch of ass lickers

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Judge Me by Jode(m): 4:25pm On Mar 17, 2018
DrinkLimca:
please shot the fork down, if you don't have anything to say..

How is insecurity related to his actions?


would you had said he was insecure if he was your brother?

These is how ladies like you claiming feminist,, come only and support rubbish..

your brain must be filled with sperms..

The lady had already disrespect and shame him publicly to the guy and its obvious that she will definitely cheat on him, if she has not started already..

By saying she is single means her boyfriend is nothing and she sees her current relationship going no where..
So she can hop on the next available dick..
i wont be surprise if your IQ is one kilo byte..
Bro God bless u. This is exactly what came into my mind when i saw the chat. Total disrespect. Just wound my ego finish.

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Judge Me by Jode(m): 4:23pm On Mar 17, 2018
stephleena:
u were way to forward, insecurity issues I guess.
What actually is wrong in logging in into my girlfriend's account. Sometimes I let her log in mine to see my chats
Romance / Nairalanders Please Judge Me by Jode(m): 4:00pm On Mar 17, 2018
Guys, I logged in my girlfriend's account today. I saw a chat she had with a guy. The guy asked her if she was single she said yes but she is not ready for a relationship yet. He told her he wanted to wait and she asked if he could wait. He said yes and she replied okay. He then requested for her number but she didn't give him but asked for his. He gave her and she promised to call him. When I saw the chat i was so angry and decided to end the relationship. Was I too fast or did i over react??.... Judge me
Education / Re: ASUU Silent On Meeting To Consider Fg’s Offers by Jode(m): 8:34am On Sep 11, 2017
Silent meeting??... How come we are hearing about it undecided
Religion / I Think I Am Threading The Path Of Atheism by Jode(m): 1:29pm On Sep 10, 2017
I was once a church loving boy. I could participate in all activities in church and yes everyone loved me. The zeal to attend church programmes was there and i always loved to be in the midst of believers and i can say i loved God.
But as time went,I noticed all these were/are no longer there, i now believe science more and i now think science has an explanation for everything that happens. I no longer hold the things of God with esteem. I think i no longer believe in what God can do, and to be sincere i am very sad about this. I don't know what to do as i am losing it. I don't want to become an atheist,in fact i don't like atheism. I know there is a true God but it seems a force is pulling me back and wanting to give up my faith. The faith i have known for long, the faith i have believed. What can i do please. I don't want to become an atheist.
Ps--No offense to atheists in here
Education / Re: Delta State University (DELSU), Abraka Thread by Jode(m): 5:25am On Sep 09, 2017
Divide ur jamb by 8,post utme by 2.... U will get your aggregate. Waec won't be used. A lecturer told my mum
Education / Re: Delta State University (DELSU), Abraka Thread by Jode(m): 8:01am On Sep 07, 2017
WarriAproko:
poor chances. just pray hard
Bri,what of 272 jamb,72 in post utme and waec grades as follow maths B3,eng B3,chem B2,phy C5 and bio A1... What are my chances??
Politics / Re: "North Will Not, Will Never Allow Presidency To Move To South In 2019" - NYLF by Jode(m): 2:05pm On Jun 21, 2017
With d way the country is going, we just pray there should not be war in the nearest future.

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Romance / Re: Guys Please by Jode(m): 4:39pm On Jun 20, 2017
AmoryBlacq:



Don't mind them some peeps here are plain stupid much worse is that one girl is calling them boyfriend



Pathetic
Bro,I just tire for am oo.... painful part is that he is even a guy like me. No offence taken sha,it's my fault, I'm not supposed to come online and beg
Romance / Re: Guys Please by Jode(m): 4:36pm On Jun 20, 2017
Dlordsamurai:
Bro please dial *321# to borrow airtime from glo and pay later..
Thanks bro.... I know about this but I am not qualified to borrow
Romance / Re: Guys Please by Jode(m): 3:58pm On Jun 20, 2017
Papiikush:
So you cannot borrow credit to make call... Izz like you are mad abi? undecided
Bro don't insult me if you cannot help me just go. Did u ask if I can borrow or not??...
Romance / Guys Please by Jode(m): 3:45pm On Jun 20, 2017
Guys someone should pls assist me with glo airtime. pls I have never done this before. Any amount would do. I need to make a very important call and I can't get airtime where I am now. Someone pls. I asked in a what's app group but no one helped me. pls I am not a scammer,pls believe me. Any amount pls,I just need to make this call,please.
cc;finalboss,airforce1.....Guys please help
Romance / Re: Is This Enough Reason To End A Relationship?? by Jode(m): 6:23pm On Jun 01, 2017
fumisko:
You need to differentiate desire and true love or attraction and just when a girl is using you.
She can't truly love you and not want to call you or hear your voice or reach out to you.
This things are so easy to figure out. Once a guy isn't committed to calling and all that...I know he isn't that into me
No matter how much I love him I would just run away...it may not be easy
But I would hurt just once and for all
Rather than keep hurting over and over again
My summary is: she is just not into u
Hmmmmm.... I suspected sha. Buh she always begs anytime I threaten to end our relationship
Romance / Is This Enough Reason To End A Relationship?? by Jode(m): 5:25pm On Jun 01, 2017
There's this lady I have been dating since early this year buh just broke up with her. The issue I had with her was that she does'nt call me. If I ask her why she did'nt call she would say she doesn't have airtime. Then I buy her airtime buh still she wouldn't call. I. complained and she promised to change buh she didn't so I decided to dump her silly ass. No time to waste on a lady when there are lot of them everywhere. So do u guys think it's enough reason or I just took things too seriously
Romance / Re: Is It By Force? by Jode(m): 1:10pm On Mar 25, 2017
askibee:



truth be said it may sound like a joking stuff but its demonic. bros try pray if na devil he go run and do u knw d devil knws a serious minded person? get serious with God and see hw things will change don't fight or chase her ur focus shud be God and it will play out like action film
Thanks bro.... I go try pray

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Romance / Re: Is It By Force? by Jode(m): 12:59pm On Mar 25, 2017
askibee:
kneel down lemme pray for I think u are under some kind of influence with DAT girl and u with numerous gals.
just repeat after me saying:

any spirit DAT is making me to follow unfamiliar gals DAT want to destroy my future either from my maternal side or my paternal side as I speak this moment in the name of Jesus oya die by fire! die by fire!!!!!

oya pray.
brother share ur testimony later on
lol.... But come to think of it oo,i dunno knw why she has refused to go oo...Abi them send her come meet me sef i nor know oo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can Someone Apply For Short Service In Nigeria Military? by Jode(m): 8:53am On Mar 25, 2017
mvem:
...No quota system in nda...every state brings about 4-6 students depending on howmany they want to carry...but all states bring equal numbers
2dugged:
seems you have a little sense aferall , ignorant people who talk for just talking sake, if you are not a southerner and have probably not been rejected in the army not because you didn't meet with the requirements but your state of origin, I suggest you shush, thanks
mvem:
...pls when u want to argue bring facts not sentiments....i told u Nda selects 4-6 students per state, counter me with fact and look reasonable....the only reason why u might say the norths are favoured is because they hv more states...
2dugged:
seems you have a little sense aferall , ignorant people who talk for just talking sake, if you are not a southerner and have probably not been rejected in the army not because you didn't meet with the requirements but your state of origin, I suggest you shush, thanks
So quick to throw insults,na wa oo
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Yomi Fabiyi Reaches Out To Son, Begging Him To Access Him by Jode(m): 10:00pm On Mar 24, 2017
Okay.... But put sauce na so that lala go fit move am to permanent site
Romance / Re: Is It By Force? by Jode(m): 9:08pm On Mar 24, 2017
lefulefu:
just become a gay.that will solve ur problem cheesy.
God forbid bad thing
Romance / Is It By Force? by Jode(m): 8:48pm On Mar 24, 2017
Okay guys there's this my current gf i have lost interest in,but she does'nt want to lemme go. I've told her straight up that am no longer interested but hell no she won't just go. I dunno what she wants sha oo. I've got no vested interested in girls. Just doing it for fun. There's a school am currently running a programme and the girls there are so cute asin eh. I want to have fun with them but my gf wont lemme go,saying she still loves me and i dont wanna take anyone's feelings for granted. What do i do guys and baes?.....
Romance / Re: Which Year Were You Born? by Jode(m): 7:02pm On Mar 24, 2017
Op u did'nt add 2005. What of people like me born that year tongue
Romance / Re: Fake Camel Toe Underwear Is On FIRE by Jode(m): 7:02pm On Mar 22, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Talking about the NEW TREND , Asian people don't like being left behind... grin grin cheesy

A manufacturer of seamless underpants from Japan came out with a new crazy trend..."FAKE CAMEL TOE PANTIES" ..it's rocking all over Asia for months now. grin

It comes with 4 different shades to choose from enough to cater every girl's desire grin grin cheesy



So to all the CUTE & WELL HUNG nairaland boiz in the house , watcha say? grin grin
sorry bae 4 d insults earlier in the other thread. Guess i was just being cranky. Pls don't be offended for my not being ''gentlemanly" enough. Pls reply me to prove u have forgiven me. Regards
Romance / Re: Fake Camel Toe Underwear Is On FIRE by Jode(m): 6:36pm On Mar 22, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
Lalas247 down here grin grin grin
sorry bae 4 d insults earlier in the other thread. Guess i was just being cranky. Pls don't be offended for my not being ''gentlemanly" enough. Pls reply me to prove u have forgiven me. Regards
Romance / Re: Nairaland Jamb Questions For Nairalanders by Jode(m): 5:25pm On Mar 22, 2017
REIIGN:


We're homeboys, we love these ladies not fight em wink
yamman....i'll apologize to her. In wande coal's voice"we fight and we argue". Thanks man
Romance / Re: Nairaland Jamb Questions For Nairalanders by Jode(m): 5:17pm On Mar 22, 2017
Smallville10:
chairman why u dey abuse my babe na. U don chop? D lady is never a trouble maker, free her abeg
i was trying to be a gentleman buh she insulted me. I can't take that
Romance / Re: Nairaland Jamb Questions For Nairalanders by Jode(m): 5:07pm On Mar 22, 2017
REIIGN:


Bruh, you don't have to argue or cuss to make your point aii? We're not being paid to use this forum so I really do not see what all the fuss is about.
bruh i was just playing around with her buh she wanted to insult me na.
Romance / Re: Nairaland Jamb Questions For Nairalanders by Jode(m): 3:55pm On Mar 22, 2017
QueenSuccubus:




The level of stewpidity here in making me sick..


*pukes*
Abeg go. I don't have time to exchange words with a person i dunno. Bye-bye. ITK
Romance / Re: Nairaland Jamb Questions For Nairalanders by Jode(m): 3:38pm On Mar 22, 2017
QueenSuccubus:




Still it belongs to one Person...so don't come here and act as if u know better..

#YOUKNOWNOTHING cool

#DumbOoo
shut up. U mentioned two monikers that is why i said them. Are the two accounts the same?. Does he use the two at the same time?. Are they not run differently?. Why should'nt i say them?. This girl u be mumu oo,which university u dey?. Kolo,better nor quote me with ur foolishness again

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Jamb Questions For Nairalanders by Jode(m): 3:26pm On Mar 22, 2017
QueenSuccubus:




Then boi...u know nothing yet... cool


And it's not 'THEM' coz I'm juz talking 1 person only..
ignoramus....when i said them i was referring to the moniker not the person

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