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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s COP28 Delegation Is Largest In Africa — And Same As China’s by joedams: 2:29pm On Dec 03, 2023
Omo, plenty flexing.

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Family / Re: How Do You Handle This Type Of Situation? by joedams: 10:15pm On Jul 01, 2022
She didn't offer to "come", she offered to "cum". Guy, you already know what she wants. Now tell her tha won't be necessary as you have already done all the chores in your house and that you are travelling.

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Music/Radio / Re: 2022 Grammy Awards: Wizkid, Femi Kuti, Burna Boy, Tems Nominated by joedams: 9:54pm On Apr 03, 2022
Big Wiz to the freaking world.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Posted 'Somebody's Son Go Find Me One Day' On Her WhatsApp Status by joedams: 11:13am On Oct 27, 2021
Your insecurity level is sky high. So cos she's dating u, she can't catch cruise again? It is guys like you that their woman blocks off from seeing their status cos u go dey take everything serious.

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Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Premier League Player Of The Month For September (Photos) by joedams: 4:17pm On Oct 08, 2021
That award belongs to Mo Salah. It was given to Ronaldo just for marketing purposes angry

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Agriculture / Miyetti Allah Dumps Open Grazing, Adopts Feedlot System In Ondo by joedams: 7:22pm On Sep 20, 2021
The Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigeria (MACBAN), Ondo State chapter, has embraced the feedlot operational system as alternative to open grazing, saying it will help them increase their profit and end the age-long acrimony with the farmers.

MACBAN State Secretary, Mr. Ahmed Danna, said this, at the weekend, in Akure at the end of a five-day training for corporate bodies, general public and other stakeholders with interest in agricultural value-chain business with special emphasis on feedlot operational system.

It was organised by Ondo State Agricbusiness Empowerment Centre (OSAEC), in collaboration with Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO), to train and certify 150 pastoralists in cattle, sheep and goat value-chain business.

Danna, who noted that the training was a welcome development for the association, said the use of technology for meat production would increase their produce and profit margin drastically.

MACBAN State Secretary, who is also the Secretary of the cattle dealers in the state, urged the national body and other cattle rearers to try the initiative put in place by Ondo State government.

He, therefore, appealed for funding for effective start-up. Chairman of OSAEC, Mr. Akin Olotu, assured the participants that the adoption of the feedlot system would not only improve productivity and profit for the farmers, but also reduce the clashes with the host communities.

Olotu added that the state government had chosen to re-enact the ranching system introduced by late Chief Obafemi Awolowo in the Western Region, saying that it is also partnering notable financial institutions for funding.

Governor Oluwarotimi Akeredolu, urged the participants to think more on opportunities that abound in the entire value-chain of agriculture. Represented by the Head of Service, Pastor John Adeyemi, he said his administration thought it expedient to revamp and reintroduce feedlots, which was a variant of ranching with support of FAO.

He said it was another milestone geared towards creating jobs, ensuring food security and promoting peaceful co-existence among inhabitants of the state via eradication of farmers/herders clashes.

https://guardian.ng/news/miyetti-allah-dumps-open-grazing-adopts-feedlot-system-in-ondo/

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is Studying Physics Actually A Useless Course In Nigeria? by joedams: 12:07pm On Jul 12, 2021
It is not. To get the most out of the course, major in Physics with electronics or Geo-physics in your final year. These are highly sort after specialties and students that study these always stand out from the regular Elect-elect engineering and Geology.
Celebrities / Re: Betty Irabor Celebrates Her 64th Birthday (Photos) by joedams: 2:12pm On Mar 25, 2021
Yeah she is

davodyguy:
Is she the wife of Soni Irabor?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido To Copyright His Slang 'E Choke' by joedams: 10:28am On Mar 25, 2021
Nanzenz and copyright...Mtcheeeewwww

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Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For January 21 2021 In Nigeria by joedams: 1:08am On Jan 22, 2021
Cos you live under the rock, or living in denial.

PUSSYHOE:
what da fuck_ how come I have never met or know anyone who contacted the disease baffles me.

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Politics / Re: Governor Wike Rescues Joy Nunieh From House Arrest (Video) by joedams: 11:38am On Jul 16, 2020
It is only when you are guilty that you try to use police brutality/force to intimidate your accusers. Akpabio is on a slippery slope and his crash would be monumental. Welldone Wike for not allowing these crazy MFs carry out their agenda.

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Business / Re: OPL 310: Lekoil Secures $184m Funding For Drilling by joedams: 9:04am On Jan 10, 2020
Big boys, big things
Fashion / Re: Nyekachi Douglas Reacts As Toni-Ann Singh, Miss Jamaica Wins Miss World by joedams: 8:02am On Dec 15, 2019
Let me goan fry beans fess. I dey come
Sports / Re: Throwback Picture Of 1973 All-african Games Gold Medal Winning Team With Gowon by joedams: 5:15pm On Nov 28, 2019
At least, I know Emmanuel Okala.

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Education / Re: Taiwo and Kehinde Adegoke: Twins Called To Bar (Photos) by joedams: 1:49pm On Nov 28, 2019
Awesome news
Politics / Re: Muslim Man Blasts Hadiza Balarabe For "Not Covering Her Chest" by joedams: 7:58am On Nov 27, 2019
She should have used duvet to cover herself
Politics / Re: Ebenezer Babatope: Jonathan Will Regret Working For APC's Victory In Bayelsa by joedams: 6:35pm On Nov 19, 2019
Next!!!
Education / Re: House Of Reps Invites Lale, UNIPORT VC For Withholding Graduates Certificates by joedams: 5:34pm On Oct 22, 2019
It is only in Naija public higher institutions that this nonsense happens. Private universities and other schools abroad hand students their degree certificates on Convocation day, which is usually like two months after graduation. But because corruption, disorderliness and laziness is the order of the day, most graduates of public universities would have to wait 3 to 5 years to get their certificates. This country tire me, biko. embarassed embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: Kiki Mordi Stole Credit Of The Lady That Went Undercover by joedams: 12:06pm On Oct 10, 2019
I agree with her

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Politics / Re: 100 Days In Office: Sanwo-Olu To Employ 15,000 School Teachers by joedams: 12:20pm On Sep 07, 2019
This guy is going to be a flop in Lagos. Not hating, just fact.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AFCON (3 - 2) Full Time by joedams: 6:51pm On Jul 06, 2019
#HalaEagles Quarter Finals, here we come

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Politics / Re: Mudashiru Obasa Elected Speaker, Lagos State House Of Assembly by joedams: 3:06pm On Jun 07, 2019
He earned it. He didn't act as a clog in the wheel of progress in Lagos.

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Sports / Why Liverpool's Failure To Win The EPL Is Painful by joedams: 5:26pm On May 12, 2019
Let me tell you why Liverpool's failure to win the English Premier League is so painful.

- They finished with 97 points.
- No team has ever had such points and not won the EPL
- No team in other leagues have had that much points and not won the title in their country
- All the 13 EPL titles that Man United have won, they never had 97 points
- Arsenal won the league with 90 points in their invincible run of 2003/04
- Leicester won the league in 2015/16 with just 81 points
- Blackburn won the league in 1994/95 with 89 points
- This is the 3rd time that Liverpool would be atop the EPL by Christmas and not win the League that season. Same happened in 2008/09 and 2013/14.
- Liverpool lost just one match the entire season.
- Liverpool played very attacking football all season long
- Most of all, Liverpool have the most likeable coach in the league.

Truth is I feel bad for the team. This should have been Liverpool's year in the EPL
Politics / Re: Ministerial List: Buhari May Retain Udoma, Lai Mohammed, Fashola by joedams: 9:13am On May 06, 2019
Lai Mohammed ensured that retirement of Saraki. That's no mean feat. Give the man a bottle of Orijin

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Politics / Re: Madu Kaycee Becomes Minister Of Municipal Affairs In Alberta, Canada by joedams: 2:56pm On May 02, 2019
Okorocha, please erect a statue for this man
Crime / Re: Indian Man Chops Off His Finger After Finding Out He Voted For The Wrong Party by joedams: 7:35am On Apr 20, 2019
Eleribu
Celebrities / Re: Richard Nnadi: Celebrities Are Paying Their Debts - Escape Night Club Owner by joedams: 5:55pm On Mar 30, 2019
People living fake lives upandan. Shior!!

Even these BBNaija yeyebrities that just got in front of the camera few months ago, are also forming big boys/girls on credit. Nonsense and debtors!!

Make una pay up!!! Oshisko embarassed

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Health / Re: Woman Diagnosed With 'abdominal Tumor' Gives Birth To Twins by joedams: 8:23pm On Mar 01, 2019
Read this earlier. This is one of the things that prove that there is a supreme being up there...God!

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Celebrities / Re: Damola Olatunji Celebrates His Birthday, Shares Adorable Photos by joedams: 9:09pm On Feb 02, 2019
Unity baba. Tuale � �
unitysheart:
My Anti AIDS club Yabatech mate.
Romance / Re: Don't Marry Someone You're In Love With - Reno Omokri Advises by joedams: 9:03am On Jan 14, 2019
No truer thing has been said...love is never enough

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Politics / Re: Preparations Begin For The Arraignment Of Chief Justice At CCT Tribunal. Photos by joedams: 8:55am On Jan 14, 2019
Nigeria, theater of Comedy. After this circus, the next time someone would appear at the CCT would probably be in 2022, just before the next election. Awon werey

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Is Home To The Largest Number Of Backward Unprogresive Fools - Burnaboy by joedams: 9:49am On Jan 04, 2019
Ok, Coachella wrote your name in small fonts and now you are suddenly a freedom fighter, fighting for backward unprogressive fools in Naija? Guy, go and take several seats, biko. Nanzenz!!

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